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    Summary

    Life is but a series of micro-fuckeries.
    Really an AU where they can actually talk about their feelings.

    Chapter titles are from “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)” by Talking Heads.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,172
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    355
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    Summary

    remus texts the wrong number and suddenly has a friend (maybe more?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,870
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    628
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    Summary

    Gundham accidentally sends the strawberry house group chat a picture of his dick. The others brush it off after Gundham apologizes, but the photo just so happens to catch the eye of a certain sexually frustrated mechanic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    58
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    Summary

    The pandemic hits when Tweek and Craig are in their senior year. In an attempt to keep his anxieties under control, Tweek ends up quarantining with the Tuckers for the whole two weeks.

    It's heaven for the boys and a headache for everyone else.

    ((focus is mostly gonna be on Craig's Dad/Tweek))

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,646
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2804
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    "It is up to the Faculty of Garreg Mach to ensure that the hoe activity within the monastery walls stays at an absolute minimum. This is where the new social service hitting all Fódlan devices that has just been developed called 'Crestbook' has put a damper on this plan; now the students can chat and hookup online! So, to monitor activity- but not dictating the students, Lady Rhea has allowed the students to access the site... as long as they agree to the Terms & Conditions. One of those being the everso secretive 'Article 69' written in really really really small text; which is known amongst the faculty as the 'Invasion of Privacy' clause. This in which permits faculty to access any and all chat logs made by Garreg Mach students! Hopefully the students actually read the small print before attempting to sext each other using the service...
    This is the story of Byleth- who was forced to monitor and report on such findings for Lady Rhea and others as the students of Garreg Mach social media it up on Crestbook!"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,879
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    4656
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    Summary

    "Wait," he felt a little crazed, mouth shooting off before he could fully regain control, "like, you've got a picture of her mid-blow job?"

    It set Dream off again, dissolving into laughter.

    "She was actually super chill."

    George itched with the need to see that picture, something prickling uncomfortably beneath his skin, his mind going into hyperdrive over the thought of an image like that even existing, and an uncomfortably sharp feeling exploded in his stomach, like a jagged blade plunging directly into his abdomen.

    "Can I see?"

    Dream sends George a pic where a girl is sucking him off, everything sort of spirals...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,441
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    459
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    6753
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    "Jayce," Viktor said now, completely ignoring Jayce’s attempt at cordial conversation, "I am at my grandmother's house. I'm sleeping in the bed that not just my mother slept in as a girl, but two of my aunts as well!"

    He shrugged his bare shoulders as he settled back against the pillows, even though Viktor couldn't see it. "That's a fun fact, I guess."

    "It means you cannot be sending me dick pics while I'm sleeping in my mother's bed in my grandmother's house!"

    ----
    Viktor has been gone for 2 weeks and Jayce decides to be a problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,335
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    775
  8. Tags
    Summary

    It is what it says on the tin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,698
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    8498
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    Summary

    “Keep saying my name. I want everyone to know this is what I do to you. It takes two fingers to push you this far?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,146
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2226
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    Summary

    “NO. Hitoya. Hitoya #1834. Do NOT. Press that button. That is MY job.”
    “Well… Maybe if you meowed for me.”

    Someone on the moderator’s team gave Hitoya admin permissions, in which he uses to threaten the now demoted moderator Jyuto with. Jyuto now has 24 hours to redeem himself before getting a permanent ban from the “DRB sillytime!” server for his crimes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    973
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    193
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    Summary

    A collection of gifs and images with little conversations between two gay men. No context. No story. Just some kind of pornographic snacks.

    I know how much people love these gifs, and I have a lot of them. Far more than I could ever use in my long-running series. So, here they are.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,735
    Chapters:
    106/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    2361
    Bookmarks:
    148
    Hits:
    173067
  12. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of gifs and images with a little inner dialogue within a gay man's mind. No context. No story. Just some kind of pornographic snacks.

    I know how much people love these gifs, and I have a lot of them. Far more than I could ever use in my long-running series. So, here they are.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,423
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    500
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    58335
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    Summary

    Баки просто хотел отправить своему лучшему другу фотографию своей кошки, пока принимал ванну. Неужели он действительно виноват в том, что забыл, что зеркало в полный рост стоит прямо напротив ванны?

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    6,756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    240
  14. Tags
    Summary

    All my YoI smut, together in one place <3
    Pairings as follows:

    Chapter One: Drunk in Love

    Viktor x Yuuri

    Chapter Two: Rewards

    Viktor x Yuuri

    Chapter Three: Look Only at Me

    Viktor x Yuuri

    Chapter Four: Play the Game

    Viktor x Yuuri
    JJ x Chris

    Chapter Five: A Glass Heart

    Viktor x Yuuri

    Chapter Six: Phichit on Chris

    Phichit x Chris

    Chapter Seven: Dirty Talk

    Phichit x Chris

    Uploaded in chronological order if you believe porn without plot can have chronology.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,508
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    564
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    Summary

    “I think we have some kind of misunderstanding. He has sent me some rather…” Zhongli paused to think about his wording. “..curious message with an… intimate picture.”
    Venti squints his eyes at that.
    “It is not unlike our own correspondence from last time.”
    Venti still looks at him oddly before his eyes widen and he gasps in outrage.
    “No way… he sent you a dick pic too…?” Venti got closer to Zhongli, eyeing him with interest.

    Or, Zhongli receives another dick pic, this time from Childe, and asks Venti for help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,421
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1315
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    Summary

    Bakugou Katsuki has a secret crush on Izuku Midoriya. But how can he make an impression on her when he has bullied her for years? So he sends a dick pic to her and pretends that it is a missent message instead of confessing his feelings to her.

    What happens afterward is his complete undoing because when his dick pic is circulated to the entire school, everyone assumes that he and Izuku are dating. So what are Izuku and Bakugou going to do about it? Why pretend that they are dating of course.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    622
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    868
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    Summary

    He did not expect this to happen to him tonight but boy howdy was he not complaining. Nope. No siree.

    or

    Derek is a horny Fail-Wolf and Stiles is very proud of his vagina, sex ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,325
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    1601
    Bookmarks:
    344
    Hits:
    73603
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    Summary

    An alarm clock is a damn cliche way to start a story, but it’s how all my day-to-day stories seem to start. Seems fitting - I suppose it’s well-used for a reason, and, well, I’m not a storyteller.

    Well, technically I guess I am. I’m a photographer. But I tell stories with pictures, not words.

    Fuck, okay, I’m rambling again. Let’s try that one more time, from the top.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    275,521
    Chapters:
    52/69
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    12690
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt invited the stripper he just met to his brother's wedding, and the searing sexual chemistry between them continues. Sexting, sneaking off in the garden... they just can't help themselves. Geralt wants it all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1307
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    Summary

    Rather than retreating into herself and forming a mask to keep herself safe, Asuka instead don's a mask of a different sort and discovers just what her body can do!

    Disclaimer: This story should not be taken to represent reality at all, expect canon-breaking/bending and some OOC moments.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,715
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    33340

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