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    Dr. Eden Scott is a medical specialist for secondary genders. When her article is released three days after her idols, Overwatch, announce they're looking for a doctor specializing in Secondary Genders, she never expects to be hired. She doesn't even believe it until she's standing in front of a room full of the humans in Overwatch.

    How could this possibly go wrong?

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    Prompt: "So where were you when this all happened?"
    "Where was I? Hmm... That is a very good question."
    "You're not going to tell me?"
    "Nope."

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    His vision blurred from tears and sweat running together and making his eyes sting, and he heard his team screaming his name. They felt far away and he wanted to tell them not to worry, his eyes sluggishly attempting to convey what his clenched jaw couldn’t, but before he could do much of anything, Lance’s view of the desolation Voltron had wrought, of the new Galra fleet, of his fellow Voltron lions, of the giant druid ship with its offensively shaped canon, all faded to darkest black.

    ***

    Voltron is falling apart. Keith has left, Shiro’s acting weird, and Red is shunning Lance. Just when he thought things couldn’t get worse, they did. Lance gets zapped far away to an alternate reality where he struggles to find his footing. He needs to find his way back to the team, fast, and maybe he’ll find himself along the way. Despite his aversion to cliches, he just can't seem to steer clear of them.

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    This is a crossover between DC comics and the Riordan-verse. (That is now a word, yes.)
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    Fighting crime, kicking ass, secrets, comedy, emotion and problems sound like an average superhero.
    What is a superhero anyways, with super sometimes meaning more than? What's more than your average hero. Not much. Someone just put 'super' in front to make it sound cooler.
    Join my o/c as she and her new friends face dangers beyond even their comprehension. With her tendency to go back to what she knows, will she stay by their sides and fight or return to her previous life.
    (not accurate more things happen but I'm not good at descriptions, so like I said bear with me and my frustrations.)
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    Also published on Wattpad: Lady War

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    They're soulmates. They write to eachother on their arms, even when they're right next to eachother

    WARNING// IT MAKES NO SENSE PLEASE-

    light mention of starvation and blood and dick mutilation but it's not that bad I promise.

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    There is a God roaming Jeon Jungkook's college campus - a God with bleach blond hair, sweater paws, and the most beautiful smile he has ever seen. He'll get the courage to speak to him soon, he swears, and then he'll build a temple and worship this man's ass until the end of his days.

    There is a wrong number on Jeon Jungkook's phone - a number belonging to someone named Diminie who is funny and kind, someone that gets him, someone that he can't stop thinking about.

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    You beautiful you is obsessed, okay scratch that maybe obsessed is going a little too far...Mmm who are you kidding?

    You like exploring things you shouldn't consequences be dammed, but one night your curiousity comes back to bite you in the ass.

    Now you have a man who apparently gargles rocks judging by his voice stalking you, man your so fucked.

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    What happens when a sorcerer, a (probably) conservative christian, and a normal human gets together to hang out in hell while drinking wine out of coffee mugs? [This could be a very nice entery to a fucked up porn fic but that's not what we are in for today. Maybe later, in another timeline.]

    I used Male!Reader lol.

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    I have no explanation for this shit, or the title I just saw an obey me as tiktoks vid and decided to write this.
    Hoe Simeon isn't a bad idea tho
    This shit is so unfunny that it will turn your dick into a noodle.

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    Look, I’m not saying Tom’s totally gay for Tord. I’m just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom’s not gay. Nope.

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    The everyday lives of the 1-A hero course, in between their bouts of heroism.

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    37/?
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    Fully back in his role as Nightwing, the discovery of a bloody heart in a mason jar with its symbiotic properties rises questions: where did it come from, and why was it just left discarded at a crime scene? When its origin is learned—it could very well cost the entire Batfamily their lives when an old foe comes back to destroy Dick's very happiness!

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    This is part 2 to the fanfic Captiv(ation). A view point from Priwen's side of what transpired between Geoffrey McCullum and their troublesome leech, Dr. Jonathan Reid.

    Hilarity, angst, and many drunken antics ensue.

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    22/?
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    A ghetto ass fic I wrote when I was having writer's block.

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    Poor Sherry has her work cut out mediating the others in her group chat. All she wants is for everyone to be friends, but they have different ideas.

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    The villains don't seem to be so cruel anymore, in this universe. They might be... normal people, even. Maybe friends.

    Bad Guy Day is a fairly recent band, but it's music seems to have spread like a plague. Now, they are on their first world tour, promoting their new album. With teasing, ignoring the staff rules and way too many dick jokes, they make their way into the fame world, ignoring any limits that might stop them.

    They make it work, none the less.

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    gremlin: i came here to apologize for insulting Dick

    francophile: I HOPE YOU BROUGHT KNEEPADS BITCH.

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    seokmin downloads a messaging app and all hell has broke loose when he adds some friends.

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    3/?
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    Harry is being lovesick in Neville’s flowershop after having been dumped, and Draco is very aggressively winning over ministry members by sending them fuck-you flowers. Harry is absolutely no help but learns a lot about floriography, stupid purebloods, and Draco.

    OR; Harry struggles raising Teddy alone, longing for a partner and a family. His future dreams for domestic bliss have been crushed by his ex, who left him for a better looking, more ambitious, less 'damaged' model. A lot of people try to support Harry, but he is, as ever, hiding how truly bad things are going. Then, Hermione -and a few others, set Draco on him and things start developing in a direction neither really expected. Everyone sees how good Draco and Harry could be together, and with some political maneuvering from unexpected sources-and a lot of flower deliveries, they start to see it too.

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    11/?
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    The man is tough, he has lived a life of violence and enjoyed it as much as he could.
    So when he got caught by a monster mob of a rival gang, he was more curious and excited than scared for his life.
    That amused Sans quite a bit.

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    A one-off conversation sparks an idea that Lan Xichen follows through on, to his boyfriends' surprise.

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    1/1
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    1
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    26
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    2
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