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    Oikawanker: fuck yeah paninis are the shit 

    Waka Waka: paninis are a good source of nutrition. It is not shit. 

    Oikawanker: "the shit" is a compliment, Ushiwaka-chan

    SugAAAH: I'd wank with a panini if you paid me 

    DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Suga stop being nasty! 

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    2/?
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    23
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    Ciel Phantomhive arrives in a new city, fresh from a bad break up and a tragic accident, looking to begin a new life. Sebastian Michaelis is a tattoo artist with a dark past that seems to haunt him no matter where he goes. Will a new romance be what they both need when they end up in a new city together?

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    13/?
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    14
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    ... “Can you even do ANYTHING?!” the distraught scientist yelled in his face, spit flying everywhere.

    After the shorty angrily stomps off into the woods, wounded Maxwell sets on proving the other man wrong with the only card he has up his sleeve.

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    What really happened to Jack, before starting his career on YouTube? Everything to do with what if and nothing to do with canon.

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    3/?
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    Grimmjow turns up on Ichigo's doorstep dressed to kill. Himself, specifically: he's wearing Urahara's newest de-powered gigai. Ichigo pretends he minds the break from normalcy.

    [A post-ending, epilogue-defying look at these idiots after the end of Bleach.]

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    4/?
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    20
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    Because any Buffy episode can be Spuffy if you read between the lines.

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    11/?
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    303
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    A Morrowind story about visibility.

    Iriel is a young, bitterly disillusioned Altmer scholar, struggling from one disaster to the next, never quite sure which is his worst enemy in life: the inadvisable men he keeps falling for, his own traumatised brain, or the universe in general. Or perhaps people in general. Things are so much easier when he's invisible to everyone, but it isn't a permanent solution to his problems. Is it? Is anything?

    Includes wild headcanoneering of various NPCs and content from the Julan Ashlander companion mod by kateri.

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    25
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    Rasputin: "Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" 

    KingHairwax: Daddy?? Is that referring to Akaashi or Uncle Vernon? 

    Tsukissyma: Whichever is less terrifying to see naked 

    Akyaashee: NOBODY WILL HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY NAKED BODY SO YOU CAN CAN YOUR FRUIT. 

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    18/18
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    123
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    10
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    Yeah, one of those fics. Yuuri wants to know if his beloved wants a snack, that's all! Dirty minds...

    Oneshot/drabble

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    A Hamilton text fic that no one wanted

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    1/1
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    5
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    When one girl is taken into a strange new world by a reaper who stole her chips, things get destroyed. A lot. Especially the 4th wall.

    This might all seem like fun and games meeting her favorite characters but there's something more serious about.

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    Steve Rogers thinks one Wade Wilson is lonely (true). Steve Rogers thinks one Wade Wilson would get along pretty well with the rest of the Avengers (also true). Steve Rogers thinks introducing one Wade Wilson to the Avengers will work out just fine (debatable).

    TL;DR: In case you decided to skip the author's boring summary, I basically get to live in the Avengers Tower for a week. I'm on my best behavior, promise! ...what? Oh come on, I barely even got to say anything! Fine. Spoilsport.

    (Or: In which Wade and Tony get along way too well, Steve has the most pathetic crush on Bucky, Natasha and Clint aren't great matchmakers but get an A for effort, Bruce and Thor think romance is overrated, and there's a hypocritical swear jar. And while all this is happening, something is bubbling right below the surface.)

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    6/?
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    Yeah, sure, there's that whole popular idiom about life and lemons that optimists never seem to stop spewing out like an unending stream of vomit, and if the circumstances were any different, maybe, just maybe you'd be willing to take a page out of their collective book of vague, yet uplifting advice.

    But the circumstances aren't any different.

    So what the fuck are you supposed to do when life gives one of your best friends a ticking time bomb?

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    Phoenix wants to know what the deal with Miles' massive tool is.

    Or, Two Men Have The Worst Pillow Talk Ideas.

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    Bookmarks:
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    Benn gets rescued by Shanks and there are blow jobs.

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    It's not easy being in love with your best friend, but Sam has managed fine for the last ten years or so. Then Abigail had to go and make them do that stupid dare, and things suddenly got a lot harder.

    And more difficult, too.

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    7/?
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    Harry Potter has a problem. His problem is his prick.

    HIS PRICK FANCIES, SNAPE!

    What should he do?

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    —Sé que suena tonto. Pero no fui al extranjero, y no tuve un salvaje romance de verano con algún atractivo extraño, y ni siquiera creo que fuera a nadar o bailar. Sólo me senté aquí y me sentí Como mierda todo el verano —dijo Isak
    —Eh. Arreglémoslo.
    O: un Isak ebrio se cruzó con un chico desconocido con perfecto cabello que insistía en arreglarle el aburrido verano en una noche.
    Alternativamente: Even atisba a un Isak ebrio y simplemente DEBE cuidarlo. Ergo, el capítulo único Desconocidos a Amantes.

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    Español
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    11,150
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    1/1
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    Agent Hoseok and Agent Yoongi are given word by their director that there is definitely at least one rat in one of the FBI departments worldwide, but regardless of where this rat (or these rats) are, one thing is certain; the two are sent in undercover to Los Angeles where the largest American gang (which is obviously the gang the "rat" is teaming with) lurks. Unfortunately, the director give them fake identities as a married, gay couple residing in LA.

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    6
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    39
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    (00:23) babythot: jaebum hyung help jinyoung hyungs on his period again

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    479
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    484

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