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    When the power goes out at Kamome Academy, Tsuchigomori and Hanako distract each other from their fears.

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    So you were accidentally summoned by skeletons, what now?
    Oh, well. You were bored anyway.

    Let's put something on fire!

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    Red is in his iconic, silly batman costume and with his companion, Bluiser, have yet to fight Earl Grey once again. This time, Earl Grey has another trick up his expensive brand sleeve, as he is planning another parade with his butlers, down the city they go. Actively making everyone's colors lost... Again.

    Batman and Bluiser at that moment are stupid sensitive dorks who get distracted midway to fighting Earl Grey. Then at the end of the day, Red heavily implies he desperately needs reassurance from Blue after their fight-involved argument.

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    this has come to my attention that this is somehow getting views and im here to tell u 100% seriously I didn't write a lyrical masterpiece that would blow any chef away, I wrote hell yall there's mentions of feet and toes in here WITHOUT SOCKS pls

     

    sooooooo GUIZHONG>>>>>>>FEETPICS

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    A compilation of my amazingest art for the SteveTony Games

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    Terry and Korvo try and relax together on the couch but are rudely interrupted by how familiar sea anemones look

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    the 439th flight company is a search and rescue unit. over the course of the war, they see many of the worst battles - not as participants, but in the aftermath, having to help comb the field for lost survivors when they win, and helping airlift those in retreat or pinned down when they don't. working to help rebuild some of the cities the war tramples in its wake.

    it doesn't usually have the same glory as the frontlines. but it's important work, nonetheless.

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    When Iruka and his group of University students have set out on an expedition to explore the ancient Temple of 1000 Pleasures to find treasure and the proof he needs to earn his PhD at long last, he is disgruntled to be teamed up with a couple of rough-looking mercenaries. But when he and Kakashi have to navigate the (extremely phallic) challenges of the temple on their own, they both find much more than they bargained for.

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    Cynthia's latest capture assignment goes horribly wrong.

    Word Count: 2,898 Words
    Tags: TF, Human to Anthro, Hypnosis, Pokemon, Lopunny, Bimbo, Breast Expansion, Ass Expansion, Mind Rewriting, Name Removal, Identity Death

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    After "1917" massive success George MacKay was asked this particular question in many interviews; if he got a single memory throughout the process of making this masterpiece that he'll never forget? and while he always avoided answering, deep down, he knew the exact image that he will carry with him to the grave. It was just too personal to share with the public. It was about his best friend and soulmate; Dean Charles Chapman.

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    Everybody knows that Messi is a big deal in Barcelona locker rooms. Yet, whenever new players join the club, they can't help but notice the unmatched amount of love and admiration Leo gets from everyone around him.

    It's too much even for a legend like him. All his teammates talk to him with unbelievable passion all the time, leaving every newcomer wondering "why?" In this mini series, Lionel's life-long friends and teammates explain why he holds a special place in their hearts.

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    Groupchat shenanigans, not necessarily related to particular episodes of Code Lyoko: This Time With Less Forehead

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    wooyoung is just your regular college student: room kinda messy, always running on caffeine and sugary snacks, and assignments piling up.
    yunho is all that too but he looks more put together, always kind and effortlessly hot.
    so maybe they mess around a bit (a lot) but that’s not important.
    what can you say, yunho is hot and good (just so good) and wooyoung is nothing but a man. a very stressed and horny man. you know? your normal and healthy college student.
    but none of that matters, he has more important things on his mind right now like securing those bts concert tickets before they’re sold out.

    or

    wooyoung makes poor life decisions regardless of his better judgment (he has none) and yunho comes for the rescue. because you know that’s a very yunho thing to do. wooyoung is a mess and owns yunho money so he panics, which is a VERY logical thing to do. there’s some dick jokes, kissing and more than kissing in between.

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    "Is that a scale ruler in your pocket, Mr Architect, or are you just happy to see me?"

    James smirked. "This is heading into an entirely inappropriate territory, Miss Granger. Don't forget that you're my assistant—"

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    You try to coexist with the monstrous and inappropriate Sukuna, the demon who lives under and in your bed

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    a chronicle of hisoka and illumi's rather poor communication skills. they get a bit less violent over time.

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    Class 1-A's gotten ahold of a game of Cards Against Humanity.

    Aizawa's trying to confiscate it.

    Everyone is trying to figure out who made the 'Pro Hero Pack'.

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    After high school Franki, Holt, Jackson and Neighthan all enter a Polyandry relationship together and a year later they step into a polyandry marriage. 9 months later Cheyenne is born. This takes place 17 years after his birth into the world and he is attending Monster high.

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    Steve's breath caught in his throat when another flash revealed a now recognizable figure. He lowered the bat in disbelief.

    "EDDIE!" Dustin shouted from behind him and started running towards the figure. Steve dropped his bat and caught the kid, he would not let any harm come to him. He didn’t know what was going on, but there was no way someone could just come back from the dead without something fucked up going on. Things never worked out that well for them.

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    Or, Eddie comes back from the dead and shenanigans ensue

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    Most of the time when they say, your friends know best. Do they really know best?
    Rosetta or as her friends call her, Rosie, isn't one that likes to leave her house. Not to say she's a shut in or something. She's just tired of the world, namely the dating world. Everyone just wants a hookup or even a quickie. Rosie finds it exhausting to leave the house knowing some guy might try to flirt with her... lets be honest, she wouldn't really know if someone has feelings for her or if they're flirting with her. She misses the signs plain as day, even when everyone else can see them.
    This story follows a night or should I say many nights. When Rosie's friends Jensin and Thana convince Rosie to leave the house. When Rosie won't leave the house though, Jensin and Thana bring the outside world to Rosie. Because they can see the signs and they know best... At least that's what they think.

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    3/?
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