20 Works in Dick Figures

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    When Blue tells Sarah Connors that he isn’t a virgin, a brief flash of his first time comes to mind with the familiar red-capped guy, pretending to be fuckin’ Arnold Schwarzenegger right now, beneath him. He squirms a bit at the memory but ignores it easily.

    When Sarah Connors dies though, at least, he thinks she does, because of Red, the memory comes back again and he wails at it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    34
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    LT groans.

    Maybe he shouldn’t have done that French kiss shenanigan huh.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,538
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    58
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    Blue the bruiser. Blueser. He grins at the thought proudly. Although saying it sounds like Bloser, it’s not actually the real spelling and he supposes it’s why Red’s looking at him like he’s his entertainment of the hour.

    “You wouldn’t understand.” Blue says instead and plops himself beside his roommate, the broken mug in pieces on the floor. He wants to pick it up but doesn’t.

    “You know what pronunciation you should use?” Red questions a moment later, smirking like he’s just found out he’s an unstoppable genius (but he pronounced pronunciation wrong) about to end the world. He slides himself slowly to close the distance between them. “What?” Blue asks, breathing shallowed at the gaze the other man was giving him. It’s familiar. He’s only ever seen it when they did things that were quite questionable but possible nonetheless.

    “The blowser.” He answers with a lick of his lips. Blue’s eyes widen, blood rushing to his cheeks that has Red feeling like he’s hit the jackpot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    52
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    Pink and Blue are getting married, and Blue can finally, finally, live a normal, boring life like he always wanted to. Red has a way of worming into everything, though, and a road trip across the country is planned. This'll probably go great.

    Now with more Canada!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,015
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2212
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    What could be better than an unstoppable depressive spiral? Someone to join you, of course! Doesn't matter if that someone is the bottle you're using to hide from your thoughts, or the strange dead man asking for blood through the other side of the vanity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,231
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    44
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    Red likes to be around lots of people, but sometimes he forgets that he really only needs one person. That person is Blue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    64
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    Blue's exhausted.
    He's had a long, long day, and all he really wants at this point is to relax, but unfortunately, his roommate's playing World of Warcraft.
    (I've watched one episode of Dick Figures and never done a raid in WoW)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    593
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    109
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    “Hey. Uh. Can you pick me up?”

    Red’s voice echoed through the phone, sounding slurred, yet not at the caliber that it usually would be. The muffled sound of club music provided a distant background for his call.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    303
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    Blue was having the perfect day.

    But, with a single sight, his world was thrown upside down.

    He learns more about someone, things he would have never expected.

    And it makes him sick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,709
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    557
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    They were supposed to be best friends forever.

    That was their plan, ever since the two had met two decades ago.

    But times change, and...

    Red doesn’t feel he has a purpose anymore. So he makes a choice, even if he doesn’t like it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,493
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    245
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    设定:ABO世界观
    CP:Alpha红×Beta蓝

    预警:被动发情,理智丧失,暴力接触,疼痛。

    PWP,无逻辑无还原性,字面上的很疼,大写的ooc……雷慎入。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    2,683
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    483
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    ————————————————————

    这一晚,是只属于他们两个的派对。

    Language:
    中文
    Words:
    8,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    254
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    243
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    I need co creators, email me on my profile

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    213
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    With no hesitation he nonchalantly strided to the desk, nodding curtly to the woman as the muzzle of his gun pressed into the skin of her forehead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    373
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    262
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    In the late hours of the night, Red can. . . hear things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1476
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    Blue is gonna marry Pink but he's a dipshit and fucks up, and now he has to struggle with self doubt and an annoying naggy roommate with a constant boner to find out if Pink is really what he wants.

    Hint; She's not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1021
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    After getting totally wasted Blue is interrupted by his boyfriend who couldn't be any more wasted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    735
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    A bunch of drafts and such that I've wanted to write and post But never made an attempt to. Ages will differ in each chapter. Red and Blue mostly, some will contain nsfw while others are safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,247
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1485
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    All Blue wishes for his last summer vacation before going off to college, is to be left alone in the sanctuary of his room. According to life, only Red gets what he wishes in life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,530
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    625

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