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    In Earth's Venice, masks were originally made out of waxed cloth, canvas, velvet, lace, leather, and even papier-mâché. They were carefully crafted to represent different figures or perhaps even characters from the famous commedia dell'Arte. The Pierrot, or the Pedrolino, represented a personable, charming and kind individual, who often blamed himself for wrongs never done, and because of his good and trusting nature, he could easily be tricked by others.

    First chapter is SFW, the second chapter is the NSFW version of the same thing.

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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

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    Whilst Pickle Inspector was trailing Diamonds Droog, what was happening between Slick and Sleuth?

    A sister fic to 'Mr Suit and Tie.'

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    You know you're gonna have to talk soon, and you know you're gonna have to figure out what the fuck to say, 'cause for all the pretense there's something about her that screams ulterior motives. Sure, your whole damn job is ulterior motives, but what that means is that you're the only one who's allowed to have them. 

    Or, Rose promised a visit, and visit she does. It's more of an ambush, really. Jimmies are rustled.

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    Diamonds Droog and Jane Crocker, an unlikely pairing find themselves in a relationship while also dealing with the fact that they are of opposite mafias. They are like Heavy Chocolate and Warm Honey, but it helps and it works. A good girl knows how to make a mafia man happy and Jane fits the bill happily.

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    Spades Slick has disappeared! Can Hearts Boxcars and Pickle Inspector find him before time runs out? Can they come together to save Slick and the lives of Team Sleuth? Can something more grow between them, or must they set aside love to go on with life in Midnight City?

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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

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    15/?
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    The Handmaid and Diamond's Droog cant keep their hands off each other after pulling off a job together as a couple

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    Quarters wakes up beaten, bloodied, and bruised in a holding cell. He can barely remember what happened to him, or why the Felt hasn't shown up to break him out of another mistake. But his captors expect a better answer then "I don't know" from him.

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    You got no fuckin' clue what Slick tells him, but he's still there when you make your way into the room proper, his hands resting light on the boss's shoulders. Slick's got one hand fisted in his shirt, the other on his hip. 

    You say not to stop on your account, and you're rewarded with a roll of the boss's eyes and a very faint pink on Strider's cheeks. 

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    “Seagulls are agents of pure unhinged chaos and the world needs more of that, so I feed them,” Dirk says, like a complete fucking weirdo.

    “Me and Jeff Goldblum are the only agents of pure unhinged chaos the world needs,” you say, like a totally normal person.

    “What the fuck is wrong with the two of you,” Spades goddamn Slick says, like he’s going to personally bludgeon you both with something.

    You think this is pretty much the tone for the entire evening, to be honest.

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    pickle inspector and droog meet up and eat cherries :] (this is NOT supposed to be nsfw!)

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    Sometimes he even hangs out with you although come to think of it maybe that's just because you show up on his couch when you're bored or in the area sometimes and when you do that late at night he does have a very sharp looking sword, but he always puts it back away when he sees that it's you and doesn't even sound angry or anything when he asks how you got in here and you just point at the door, so that's definitely okay.

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    An unmarked car and a gun and a gag and it wouldn't be a problem, you tell the boss, and there's a thunk and the table shudders as he puts a knife right in it an inch away from your hand. 

    Shut the fuck up already, he says, ain't no need to make a problem and seriously what the fuck is wrong with you that you wanna go make one.

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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    You can’t tell if he’s bothered. Point of this whole outing is that you’re gonna get better at telling, you figure, but you’re not too optimistic about it. Not that Slick’d gone and said that, because he’s a slippery fucker who just shoved Strider at you and said you two fuckers get out of my house and don’t come back until late if you don’t want a knife in each of your guts. You don’t think he’d stab both of you over that, but you didn’t get to say that ‘cause the door just got slammed in your face and you’re not the kinda jackass who’ll talk to wood. Strider is, but you got the feeling he hadn’t seen this one coming, so he kept quiet and only stared at it for a long moment before he turned around and started walking.

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    You can pick out a suit and shit for me to wear, Strider says, and I’ll wear it. You’re not sure this is part of any deal. You tell him he’d basically already agreed. Yeah, he says, but I’m only gonna do it if you pick one out for this asshole. He points at the boss, like there's a fourth asshole in the room it could be.

    Oh, you say. You should be more eloquent.

    No hats, he says. He’s not part of the Crew, he says. Wouldn’t be right to wear the hat.

    Yeah, you agree, and you don’t say that you think he would be if he wanted to wear the hat, because you know it ain’t about the hat at all. Instead, you say you’ll introduce ‘em both to your tailor. You tell the boss he’s gotta behave. Slick says fuck you he always behaves, and you think you and Strider nearly roll your eyes at the exact same moment, because he says fuck both of you, he does behave, but the tailor better not put any needles in anywhere else there’ll be a knife in somewhere in return.

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    A rogue element recently introduced to Midnight City causes Diamond Droog's close associates to lose their cool - get reckless. It's not a useful response to a new threat.

    So Droog gets around to doing something he's had in mind for a while now: some good, new-fashioned pale wooing.

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    Jane Crocker, still a dutiful follower to her grandmother's wishes, brings the fearsome claws of the Midnight Crew to her.

    Slick and Droog are angry, The Felt are not so panicked, Jane is, still having a great time. She has these two mobsters wrapped around her little fingers.

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    4/4
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    In the aftermath of Beacon's fall, Roman and Neo decide to skip town, and also planet and universe, and wind up in one weird-ass city. At least the company's good.

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