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    It has been over a year since a wish left the demon Felix with a wonderful new life with his now steady girlfriend, Marinette. But happily ever after is farther away than he thought. Someone from his past is haunting him now and they are none too pleased with his newfound happiness. Now he needs to stop them before everything he worked for is taken away.

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    At the Hazbin Hotel arrives a new customer: a red fox, well dressed and with nice manners. But under the fine gentleman are hidden a feral shadow and lots of misteries... well, everyone end in Hell for a reason, no?

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    Italiano
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    21,652
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    1
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    For many years Junpei Kamijou has lived his life viewed as a total looser by his peers due to his lack of confidence and so called lack of talent so much so he started to tell himself they were right. By the time he finished Junior High he considered not bothering with High school at all till his stepfather recommends he tries a school called Akademisk Academy which Junpei decides to have a crack at till he realises there's one tincy wincy with the school that being it's a school for Demons and a whole host of other Supernatural beings so many in fact he'd barely make it through his first day without the help of Lavinia Leviathan one the schools most popular girls.

    Now Junpei must navigate a school with many secrets, a whole of host of eccentric staff and students and many more problems alongside an entourage of friends and allies of various races all the while Junpei must battle with his own self-esteem and ultimately become the great leader he's destined to become.

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    44/?
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    This is a bit of a what-if scenario if there would be an actual capture of the major people in Heavenly Triangle Sciences faction were captured by the Genji clansmen who now work with Hellspire Sciences. Plus, would they escape from the unrequited pleasure of the Genji Clan? WARNING: THERE ARE PLENTY OF RAPE SCENES, VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED...

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Alternatively titled: Five Ways Sir Pentious Didn’t Get the Girl, and One Time She Got Him Instead

    The last thing Angel Dust expected when he woke up strapped to a table was that his good pal Edgelord needed advice on wooing an old buddy of his, but never let it be said that Angel stood in the way of a man looking to get some (sorry, to “court a lovely young woman”).

    Sir Pentious may not live to regret his life choices, but at least he’ll die with style!

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    58/?
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    243
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    guard·i·an an·gel
    /ˈɡärdēən ˈˌānjəl/
    noun

    a spirit that is believed to watch over and protect a person or place.

     

    Life is difficult, but not when you have your closest companion by your side. Who cares if it happens to be your pet?

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    12/?
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    38
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    4
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    In a world where Magic exists alongside mankind there are many schools that exist to educate people on how to properly use it be it for living our daily lives or for the sake of protecting the world with it but out of all these schools exists one named Garladia Academy a place known for making some of the best Mages in the world but the hero of this story is no such Mage enter Ren Akanami a boy who despite being a member of Garladia Academy is considered the worst Mage in history but that's not going to stop him from trying becoming the Magister the highest rank a Mage can reach although along the way he'll struggle and fall but rise again and again till he reaches his goal with the help of his allies and loved ones.

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    100/?
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    10
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    Igor: A Persona is a reflection of your true self. A part of your soul.
    Goro: Fuck you.

    OR: Goro experiences his first fusion accident.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kim Seokjin does not:

    1. Wear wizard robes (only at home)
    2. Curse out his co-workers (out loud anyway)
    3. Mumble weird prophecies every few seconds (he’s not a prophet, damnit)
    4. Have a long beard (he's been thinking about it though— maybe just on weekends?)

    And has thus passed his co-worker’s suspicions. He’s also handsome, which helps.

    So why the fuck were there hunters in his apartment?

     

    (Or, Seokjin is a witch, and Yoongi is an asshole. He's lucky he's a cute asshole. He also has a cute asshole, but don't tell Yoongi he said that.)

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    1/1
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    12
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    It was simply supposed to be a ghost hunting trip. That's all! However, it goes horribly wrong, and Lincoln, changed into an anthropomorphic cat by a demon named Static, is soon caught in a web of lies and murders that don't just concern him, but his whole family...

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    Chapters:
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    Kudos:
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    All Hell's broken loose.

    Literally

    This is the full story behind the oneshot I wrote in my Aaron Burr x Hamilsquad series.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    18
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    23
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    Lucifer picked a demon to die at random. Just an example, just another pile of ash, just another reminder that the Fall didn't beat him. No one thinks much of it.
    But that demon was once an angel - was one for most of his life - and he always thought of himself as one. Like most, he never meant to Fall.

    The story of Crowley's brother, who was important until he wasn't.
    Also the story of two angels, and what love meant to the Host before the Fall.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    Min Yoongi was one of hell's most dangerous demons, he was known for his cruel nature. Park Jimin was one of the guards of heaven, everything about him brought joy. Things get complicated when Yoongi and Jimin as well as their fellow demons and angels are tricked and end up being transformed and having their lives turned upside down. Now three of the most powerful demons are thrown into the unknown of the world of Angels while three of heavens kindest angels need to learn how to cope with the demons they so fear. Can any of them make it out, especially when feelings get involved.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    My take on how it would be to grow up in hell- specifically focusing on my favorite character, Sir Pentious.This takes place way before the pilot- i'm introducing new characters of my own as well- NO FUCKING READER INCERTS, i don't like em'. How did he become the half insane snake inventor we know him to be? to put in simply- Random shit i came up with. . .

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    2
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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    293,194
    Chapters:
    56/?
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    983
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    544
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    101
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    13186
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    When you were still alive you knew that you couldn't go to Heaven.
    You hurt too many people, so when you arrived in hell, you weren't surprised.
    As your name begin to shake Hell, a certain demon want to remove the threat you represent to him.

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    113,108
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    249
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    973
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    82
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    Astraea “Rae” Everston is a Wiccan with a fairly normal life, till all of it goes to shit and the Winchester boys stumble right into it. Parents dead and her twin brother Arden cursed, she needs their help, and maybe she and Sam find something along the way.

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    8/?
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    4
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    9
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    2
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    204
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    "I opened my eyes and found myself in London, in 1888. I have found this time to be cold and cruel.
    Many people have fantasized and romanticized the past and I am here to tell you, they are fools. The bread is almost always stale, their is no indoor heating, no air conditioning, no plumbing. There is nothing to do but starve if you don't have money, and don't even get me started on hygiene! No toothbrushes! No shampoo! To say nothing of the monarchy, sexism, racism, homophobia, and religious fanatics shoving their beliefs down your throat, except they can actually kill you for it these days. Oh yeah, and the homicidal child with his demon butler."
    Maya finds herself in the deep past. People think she's a witch. She just wants to charge her phone. If only that was her only problem.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
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    35
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    12
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    318
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    When the world starts to fall apart around you, what would you do to save the ones you love?

    The lives of six teenagers drastically change as they find themselves in over their heads, and have to learn how to survive in their new world.

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    English
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    16,697
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    13
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    4
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    1
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    62
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    We thought it was a joke, when he couldn't focus in the video - laughing at how he tried to fix himself.

    We don't know that it's more than what it seems.

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    1,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
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    2
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    110

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