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    Lydia Deetz was never familiar with 'normality.' But, when a dead man returns from far beyond the grave and the depths of Lydia's past, any hope of achieving blissful rationality is cruelly revoked.

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    15/?
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    9
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    5 years since the events of Beetlejuice, Lydia Deetz and the ghost with the most have struck up an unlikely partnership. One that might even keep the conniving bio-exorcist in check.

    But as tensions run high with a new boy in the picture and parents breathing down her neck, she might yet learn the meaning of the old adage: "You can’t keep a good ghoul down". A tale chock-full of snakes, specters, and Satan, featuring a fashionable fortune teller, several beleaguered bartenders and vengeful prostitutes from another dimension...this is a new adventure Lydia Deetz won’t soon forget.

    P.S. Every chapter is themed around either one of the seven deadly sins or one of the seven heavenly virtues.

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    "Fairytales were real. So what if the bad guy won every once in a while? Most villains were misunderstood."

    This is an archived roleplay between guidebetelgeuse and TheArtOfSuicide. It will likely never have a clean, concise ending. Proceed at your own risk and please read the author's note at the beginning.

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    19/?
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    13
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    Not much has been said about how the duo met or what happened after the cartoon, but Lydia Deetz was about to make some choices that would haunt her for the rest of her life.
    Life is hard for those who don't fit in, and harder still for those who don't have a life.
    But, in the end, things like wanting to be loved & accepted is a universal desire for all beings, right?
    What do you do when you're faced with making a choice and there is no right answer?
    Worse yet, what do you do when you're forced to make choices that you don't want and will alter your life completely.
    This will not be easy by any means.

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    38/?
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    219
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    9
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    After creating an animated television series and a live show, Lydia's plan to pull Betelgeuse out of Hell actually works, but is it too little too late? Seventeen years is a long time apart, and Lydia has made some very dubious choices in order to cope with the loss of her groom. Beej has his own demons to deal with... quite literally. Bartholomew is still on the loose and Hell wants their escapee back. The journey continues in this sequel to Neither Here Nor There as the strange and unusual couple go head-to-head with Hell itself!
    (WIP Part II/II)

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    6
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    999
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    Lydia's off at college. Worried, Beetlejuice investigates new construction at her parents' house. This leads to an unexpected commiseration with Charles about women, which leads to an unexpected invitation to a party, in which Beetlejuice meets the one person he wants to kill more than any other.

    This was from a challenge by a friend to write a non-Ship Beej story in under 4 hours. I wrote it in 2.

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    2/2
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    2
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    8
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    Lydia's Spring Break job at Mobybucks Coffee Shop in Peaceful Pines is depriving her of sleep, sanity, and time with Beetlejuice. Add to this the return of a now rich and famous nemesis. Lydia is determined to be an independent young woman, but her last nerve is about to snap. Beetlejuice is determined to give Lydia the best Valentine's present she's ever received. To do it, he'll have to break a lot of Neitherworld Rules and wreack a lot of havoc in the Living world. But the misunderstandings and consequences may be ruinous for the girl and ghost's relationship.

    Chapters will be added every Thursday.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    3
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    39
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    3
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    644
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    After following the Maitland's advice to give their new sexual relationship a 2-week rest, Beetlejuice and Lydia are going insane. Lydia's restless horniness in class is interrupted when a school principal from New York visits Miss Shannon's for a tour. But her nemesis, Claire Brewster and Miss Blithe, are making it impossible for the girl and her poltergeist to find some alone time.

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    1
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    Tiny drops of things going wrong cause an avalanche of an awful day for twelve-year-old Lydia. Beetlejuice has never seen her like this, and their two-month-old friendship shifts.

    This takes places two months after "Falling In Loathe: How Beetlejuice & Lydia Met." If you haven't done so, I recommend reading that story first.

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    A wedding seemed kind of random, don't you think? Or was it really?
    A series of drabbles that explore the scenes which Beetlejuice and Lydia shared and what happened in the time gaps, how Beetlejuice's plans shifted, what drove Lydia to write that suicide note and how our lovely couple felt on their wedding day.

    --
    I read an amazing post by satsuki-chan (http://satsuki-chan.tumblr.com/post/56380022245/seeing-as-my-last-little-betelgeusexlydia-rant) that explored the theory of why Beetlejuice changed his plans from tricking the Maitlands to marrying Lydia, and I think it fits so perfectly. And I decided to write about it! So the theory is hers and this is just my own take on it.

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    2/?
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    (Se passe peu de temps après la mort de Merle) Dans son enfance Daryl pensait avoir une amie imaginaire. Mais Bettyjuice, petite soeur de Beetlejuice est loin d'être imaginaire! Et quand Daryl qu'elle considère comme son protégé demande à nouveau son aide. Elle décide de ramener le groupe de survivants à l'abri chez son frère, au Royaume des Morts. Ancien amour, délires et ectoplasme sont donc en prévision!

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    Barbara Maitland didn’t think she was very naive and innocent. But the ghost with the most might just prove her wrong.

    Barbara Maitland / Beetlejuice / Adam Maitland

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    In her first week after moving to Peaceful Pines, 12-year-old Lydia Deetz has already incurred the wrath of new class-mate Claire Brewster, and some weirdo in the cemetery dressed as a ghost.

    Four days until Halloween, and Beetlejuice has been bested, for the first time in his death, by a 12-year-old brat in black.

    Beetlejuice and Lydia are determined take the other one down. They could never be friends! Never.....

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    8
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    30
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    5
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    This summer, Lydia's feelings shifted to wanting more than friendship from Beetlejuice. But what that may involve terrifies her. Creating a seemingly innocent situation, Lydia decides to risk finding out whether she's ready, and whether Beetlejuice's feelings have shifted as well.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    29
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    3
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    537
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    Lydia asks Betelgeuse to come over as the "date" she's been seeing. He delivers.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    19
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    182
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    "Right and wrong, good and evil, black and white... the lines all started to blur after the first couple centuries." AU/Movieverse with elements from the cartoon. WIP.

    Language:
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    110,108
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    439
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    257
    Bookmarks:
    46
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    4072
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    This is VERY explicit, in case you need more warning.

    This piece was originally created for and just given to Beetlebabes readers who asked me to fill in what exactly happened, in detail, with Beej and Lyds in "Coming of Age." It expands on what occurs at the end of that story, then tells how Beetlejuice and Lydia spend the two days with her parents out of town. I've decided to share it here, for anyone else who might be interested.

    Those who've already read it will note that I've added a new ending. I always felt bad that I never included Percy, Lydia's cat, in my fanfics. So I brought in the poor, neglected thing for this, along with, y'know, more sex. Well, not with HIM. I'm not into that.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    28
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    6
    Hits:
    915
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    Lydia's back from college just in time to be trapped at home with Charles and Delia during a snowstorm. Mr. Beetleman shows up to help. But The Ghost With the Most isn't prepared for Charles' man-to-man "talk" about his daughter. This triggers a supernatural crisis that no one, not even in the Neitherworld, knows how to stop. But Lydia must, or Beetlejuice will be gone forever.

    This story is a sequel to "Coming of Age" (you'll have to read that first, in order to understand this), and takes place three months after it.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    489
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    Beetlejuice impatiently waits for Lydia's return from a tour of Sarah Lawrence College with her parents. When she finally arrives, she's not the same. Beej is jolted into discovering how she's changed, and how -- or if -- he still has a place in her new life.

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    English
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    14,057
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Hits:
    687
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    In the Spring of 1997, Lydia goes back home to Winter River for a reprieve from city life. What she expects is lots of gingham, quiet mornings, lazy afternoons, and watching bad paranormal investigation shows with Barbara at three A.M. while they take bets about how long it'll take Delia to wake up after taking so many pills. What she gets is an important life-lesson:

    Bureaucracy's a massive pain in the ass.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,877
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    520

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