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    dean and cas are oblivious, gabriel has a pete wentz fetish, sam wants to commit no breathe, and crowley is tired of everyone’s shit.

    ( and lucifer still wants to bring the apacolypse, michael isn’t a dick, charlie is gayer than destiel, and jack likes to snort what he thinks if cocaine. )

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    15
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    30
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    2
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    274
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    Original prompt: So Dean would still be a hunter but he wouldn’t know Cas yet. Maybe during a hunt one night he comes across these stones, hears the buzzing sound, touches them and is transported back in time. After some wandering about in the wilderness he comes across a group of men being attacked by a vampire, only they dont know thats what he or she is so Dean picks up a discarded sword and chops their head off right before they bite Cas (who is not an angel). Impressed the men bring Dean back to their castle where it turns out that Cas is the only son of the King or Laird and he makes Dean Cas' bodyguard as a thanks for saving him

    Or,

    The one where Dean touches some stuff he’s not supposed to touch and gets cursed. But really, what’s new about that?

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    34,154
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    114
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    114
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    19
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    1079
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    Dean Winchester left the family when his brother was just fifteen, and for three years, Sam had to deal with John. Without his elder brother to keep the peace, John had been less than kind to Sam. When a car accident leaves John in hospital, Sam finds himself lost.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3237
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    遗忘-Forgotten的续集。从第9季中开始的平行世界,Castiel是人类,受了伤,Dean和Sam得把他的荣光找回来——当然,还有他的翅膀。事情并未向他们希望的那样发展,而在Cas的面前是一条艰难之路。

    这个长篇fic着重于自由意志三人组的友情/家庭的纽带。会面临严峻的形势,焦虑和孤独。警告:这个小说会有两个版本,Destiel和纯友情版。这个版本(Flight)是Destiel的版本。进展缓慢,大部分都更接近于Pre-Destiel。纯友情版名为Broken,会在稍后发表。
    [默默吐个槽,这个版本已经是清澈见底了,双版本实在意义不大,何况北麻自己也没有完成。]

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    中文
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    50,625
    Chapters:
    6/45
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    14
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    Meet Dean and Castiel, the newest couple at Grey Springs community.

    Everything is not what it seems when Sam ask Dean and Castiel to help out with a case in a community called Grey Springs. To live and work the case, Dean and Cas must portray themselves as a gay couple.

    Language:
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    1,665
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    98
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    Dean and Cas had been dancing around their feelings for weeks. OK, years . . . but they’d been openly, actively flirting for weeks. Now that Jack had gotten rid of Michael once and for all, they all felt like they had a new lease on life, and none of them wanted to waste it. For once, Dean and Cas had the bunker all to themselves, and they finally (FINALLY) took advantage of it. Let there be sex!

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    4,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    807
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    Dean has a secret he's afraid to share.

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    1/1
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    Dean is so very Dean and she's finally come to terms with it.

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    2,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    36
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    2
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    621
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    Dean is a mess. He can barely keep his crap together well enough to hunt, and Sam is definitely starting to suspect that something might be wrong. Cas is perfectly content to pretend everything's fine, while avoiding him like the plague. Meanwhile, what should have been a simple hunt turns into a complete Fiasco. Dean has never been more scared in his life, and he might actually give up on living if he loses his angel - unless they find their way to each other through the nightmares and emotional hangups. Sam just wishes Gabe would pick up his damned candy wrappers.

    Series
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    28,446
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    18
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    89
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    18
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    "Sam, Dean, this is Lilo. Lilo, this is Sam and Dean. We're gonna help them kill bad guys." I smiled at her.

    'Do you have to use the baby voice?' Lilo asked telepathically.

    'Yes, it helps sell that you're a cat. We can't have them know what we are. They'd kill us.'

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    31,291
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Castiel goes to a party that he doesn't want to be at. He joins a game of Truth or Dare to make the night at least a bit better.

    Dean had to go to all of the parties, even the ones he didn't want to go to. A game of Truth or Dare makes his might much better.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    48
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    1
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    Dean knows he and Castiel are a good team, but he only talks about his feelings for Castiel when he’s drunk and doesn’t remember their kisses in the morning. Someday Castiel has enough.

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    3,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    75
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    3
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    724
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    Pain.

    It’s the first thing Cas registers. Then light, then more pain. It’s so intense, and he can’t focus on just one part because it’s everywhere. In every part of his body, inside and out. He starts to panic as it keeps getting worse as the light gets stronger. So he focusses on something else—on something good.

    He focusses on Dean; the very best thing in his life.

    Series
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    2,389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1384
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    Basically, Dean and Cas are trying to get Sam laid. Typical what-the-fuckery ensues. There will be two versions to each chapter. The first being light, full of quips and typical brother nonsense. The second being more serious and Sam's true thoughts as each question comes to light. Tags will be added as needed.

    Special love and thanks to 48eyesand32teeth1sharptongue for beta-reading and reassuring me this isn't incomprehensible nonsense.

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    6,333
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    18
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    5
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    Dean is invited to his brother and new husband's vacation home in the mountains for Christmas. That is where he meets Castiel.

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    38,030
    Chapters:
    21/22
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3473
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    Dean and Cas are roommates and best friends, the perfect setup. Or, it would be, if Dean could just get rid of the confusing attraction he's feeling for him. The last thing he needs is to stumble into Cas' room while he's engaging in some quality alone time...

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    24,299
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    46
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    215
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    2111
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    "Really?" Dean's voice rose and he clenched his fists, "Why the fuck do you care what happens to me anymore? I mean if we aren't friends then why do you care so much? Huh? Why?"

    "Because I love you!" Tears were rolling down Cas' cheeks. Dean blinked, too in shock to say anything. Cas stepped closer to Dean, "I love you Dean."

    Language:
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    41,692
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    84
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    270
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    7095
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    It’s Valentine’s Day, and Dean really didn’t want to spend it in the hospital of all places.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    33
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    2
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    449
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    Castiel Novak hasn't had a vacation in years. It's just his luck that a flaw in the reservation system forces him to share a room with one obnoxious Dean Winchester.

    Language:
    English
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    28,507
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    322
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    601
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    7565
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    Cas, do you remember after we put Lucifer in the Cage? After Sam jumped in the Pit, you popped into my car. You remember what you said?
    You said that I "got what I asked for. No paradise, no Hell. Just more of the same."
    That wasn't what I wanted at all.
    I wanted my brother safe, and I wanted you.

    I still do, and I'll never stop.
    But, that's not an option. So, instead, I'll do what I can to protect you.

     

    Dean can't say goodbye to Cas. He's gotta tell him how he feels, though, so he writes Cas a letter.

    Title from the U2 song, of course. It's cheesy, but basically inspired this fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    235

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