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    Peter's life has gone to shit ever since MJ left him, but just when he thought it couldn't be worse, he meets... someone unexpected.
    [Someone he'd wish he'd never met, you mean.]

    Wade admired Spider-Man from afar all those years, because it's never good to meet your heroes, until the day Spider-Man needs help.
    His help.

    Neither of them expected what happens afterwards, but they wouldn't think to complain.

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    Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again -

    If only that were his only problem.

    But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up.

    So maybe it's not all bad...

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    The Young Avengers going through their lives and adventures on Twitter and other such social media

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    When Deadpool is kidnapped and is forced to partake in a ritual by some high school witches, it takes a turn when they summon his heartmate and they see who it is. Of course, it's Spider-Man and of course, Deadpool is happy about it but they soon realize some of the side effects that goes with getting that special someone

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    It's Halloween at SM, time for company sanctioned fun, over the top costumes and-

    What The bleeeeeeeeep?!? ANOTHER DEADPOOL?!?!

    Chanyeol is absolutely not in the mood for a conversation, to bad Wade Wilson has never really cared if anyone wanted to talk to him or not.

    He has something to say, several somethings actually

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    “Listen!” Matt huffed. “It just… It doesn’t work, ok? I can’t… We’re too different. We’re too different, Wade.” He turned towards Pete. He wanted to reach out, to put a hand on his arm, to comfort him. He could taste the salt of the tears welling up in Pete’s eyes. He could hear his breathing starting to come rough. Hell, he could practically feel the kid’s heart breaking. “We’re all too different. It has to stop.”

    Wade stared at him, dumbfounded. “The fuck you mean we’re too different? It doesn’t work? I know you’re blind but - bullshit. You really can’t see it? We’re perfect for each other. We complement each other. We fit, Matty. We fit together like three fucked up pieces to a completely fucked up puzzle. He’s neutral good. I’m chaotic neutral. And you, Darkness, you’re a chaotic dumbass.”

    OR

    The misadventures of Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, and Peter Parker, idiots in love...

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    Wade’s got a defense mechanism. Grin and bear it.

    But the thing is, Wade’s angry into his bones.

    (Or, this is what happens when a seemingly unassuming, run-of-the-mill hit gets personal)

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    Spider-Man was told to stay away from Deadpool. They said he was dangerous, crazy and brought bad luck with him wherever he went. Too bad he's constantly showing up to Spider-Man's fights. Despite himself, the hero starts to trust the mercenary.

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool destroying dudes then hooking up straight after? It's more common than you think!

    The two super-buds have been sharing a casual thing for a while, but the lack of identities starts to grate on Peter. What's this about a dating site? And some guy with all the right words?

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    After the death of her family, Majalia, is thrust into a world she never knew existed. Okay, she knew all about Iron Man, but that was as far as her knowledge went. She had no one, but found a family. Just when she figured she would never have a love like her parents, he dropped down from the sky. Literally. Now she has to deal with over protective family, and trying to keep the fragile peace in her new home. Majalia will fight to get her happy ending. Even if it kills her.

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    Peter Parker, the guy with a rundown apartment, underpaid job, and low bank account is your Spider-Man. You might not know that because he's so unassumingly quiet and nerdy, but he is. He really doesn't like where his life is at as of this moment, but he can't really change anything. He's about to finally accept that his life is fine as is, but then he gets a phone call that changes his life.
    Wade Wilson, the guy who kills for fun (and for jobs) is ready for something new in life, and death. He wants to try something that he hasn't tried before: being a hero. Now, that's a lot harder than it seems because of the fact that NONE of the Avengers wants to help him. The only break he catches is the one that he steals from the Avengers tower; Spider-Man's number. If anybody could help him out, it'd be Spidey. And, hey! If the author lets him, maybe he and Spidey might get together; who knows! Anything is possible.

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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

    Or

    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one cool mf guy!!

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    Peter doesn't know why Deadpool is so fascinated with Spider-Man, but he wished the merc wouldn't bother him when he's patrolling.

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    One day a reporter gets sick, so Jameson makes Peter go do an interview, and Peter makes a fool of himself because he his exhausted, but Wade is touch starved and loves Peter's blushing. After they keep running into each other (both as Peter and Deadpool and Spiderman and Deadpool, so how long can Peter keep his identity a secret and how long until Wade, a highly trained mercenary?), Wade starts to wonder how he can get this boy in his bed... with a blindfold around his eyes, of course, since he wouldn't want to scar his baby boy when Peter sees his skin.

    *****

    “Peter, I'm fifty shades of fucked up,” Deadpool said, looking down at the blood on his boots. He had blood on his hands and horrifyingly scarred skin. Why did he ever let this boy worm his way into his heart? His baby boy would leave him eventually, wouldn't it be better if Wade just left first? It would only break his heart more if he dragged this relationship out.

    “Is that a reference?”

    “It fits this fic.”

    “What?”

    *****

    A fanfiction that combines the Fifty Shades Of Grey Trilogy with our favorite ship, Peter and Wade.

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    10/?
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    Peter joins his dads on a mission but gets hurt. Overprotective dads and Peter high on sedatives follows.

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    Deadpool knows Spider-Man is strong, but hasn’t really thought about the implications.

    That’s a dirty, dirty lie, he totally has, and he wants.

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    Peter and Wade first meet as kids. Despite their two year age gap they end up in the same year at school and become inseparable best friends, devoted to one another. As their lives and their bodies change can their friendship survive their unruly biology? What happens as they get older and create their alter egos? Can Spidey and Deadpool really be friends.....or lovers?

    -I have tagged this story in accordance with some of the content yet to come. Please pay attention to the tags as I will be adding more as this story continues. The 'underage' tag refers to ages 16 and 17.

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    Who knew it is hard to keep your identity a secret, especially when your trying to hide it from daredevil and deadpool..

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    The Avengers have come to meet their biggest challenge yet that starts with a young teen, a law banning teenage super heroes and S. H. I. E. L. D intervention which all threatens the very fabric of their reality.

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    Wade watches leettle Midoriya hustle down the street, glancing over his shoulder all the way.

    “I know what you want me to do, now, author,” Wade states confidently. “You want me to replace little Midori’s dad, because he’s obviously incompetent. Am I right or am I right?”

    Without waiting for an answer, Deadpool heads off to follow the child.

    “Don’t worry, author. I’ll spoil this kid rotten.”

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