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    I just rewatched deadpool.

    And I am currently watching modern family.

    Sorry that was unrelated.

    Anyways, I thought this was gonna be a bench trio vigilante au. But then I thought.

    "Hmm, what if they just annoy the actual super heroes/vigilantes/supervillains?"

    And as they investigate the 3 they just deeper into confusion.

    Join Tommy tubbo and Even.... What is the other ones name again?.

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    He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.

    “I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”

    My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.

    “Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”

    OR

    Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?

    Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?

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    Quirkless? Check. Sent to another world of superheroes due to a villain? Check. Become a Quirkless superhero who can go against gods, world eating aliens, and beings that can beat All Might easily? Double check. Sent back to your home dimension where you're worse than trash? Crap. Well, at least Izuku Midoriya-Stark won't be alone in his endeavors. OP Izuku x Harem. Select character bashing. Genderbends

    Inko x All Might

    Izuku x Harem- Ochako, Momo, Mina, Jiro, Toga, Fem Shoto, Mt Lady, Nejire (maybe X-23, Ms Marvel, Melissa, Mirko, and Midnight)

    Robbie Reyes x Smaller Harem- Ibarra, Toru, Fem Dabi (maybe Itsuka, Ryukyu)

    Peter Parker x Gwen Stacy

    Tsuyu x Fumikage x Fem Aoyama (Crack Pairs for the win)

    Katsuki x Fem Kirishima

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    Hydra is looking for ways to improve the super soldier serum and they come across Richard Parker’s research on radioactive spiders- the spider venom is the key to their problem but Richard injected the spiders with his DNA
    When the Parker’s try and flee they bring Peter with them, unable to leave their child behind. Once Hydra catches them and obtains Richards research they realise only Richard or his child won’t be effected negatively by the venom.
    Peter, the only living person able to become hydras perfect super soldier- a perfect balance or strength, agility, speed and intelligence- gets trained young and grows up in a hydra bunker.

    -

    Or how Peter lives in hydra (with a little Bucky and Wade) then gets free and tries to pretend he’s not a highly trained child assassin around the avengers.

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    Deadpool has a merc job in London. Would have been a total snooze-fest, if he hadn’t got into Jake Lockley’s cab.

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    Deadpool is insanely attracted to the Winter Soldier, but fears he is way out of his league. Bucky wants to get past the pain of losing Steve, but doesn't believe anyone could love him. They'll figure out they're perfect for each other, eventually, assuming they don't get killed first.

    Features MCU and comic character appearances not referenced in the tags, because I like surprises.

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    Peter Parker was already having a bad day before the elf fell out of the sky.

    Now he has to team up with a Jedi, a witch, a warrior, an elf and a princess and journey on a quest across storyworlds to save all fandom. Or else an unknown evil will rewrite the ending to every story so that the villains always win.

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    "Wade Wilson didn't want to think about the mark that showed up on his soulmate's skin when he got the cancer diagnosis. Or when he was tortured Weapon X. Or when he slaughtered everyone involved."

    At an event Wade and Peter meet but after Hydra attacks they don't get a chance to realize they've found each other. Both desperately try to figure out who their soulmate is, all while never realizing they've been together the entire time.

    (Au where every major event that happens to your soulmate appears on your skin)

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    You meet an interesting man on a late night ice cream run while Bucky's out of town.

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    When a certain fifteen-year-old geek got bitten by a spider, he didn’t think that it would make his life a mess.

    And he CERTAINLY didn’t think it’d mean he might very well be seeing the end of the world.

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    “Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.

    “Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.

    Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.

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    Peter Parker gets dropped off at his aunt and uncle's house like an unwanted dog. He's left with a hole in his heart and flowers in his lungs, doesn't resent his parents though. He treasures the flowers they left him before they are taken away.

    As the years pass Peter cultivates a vast garden in his chest and an ache in his heart. He never resents this, he's happy to have the flowers, happy that he can love people even when they don't love him. Enter Wade Wilson. Just when Peter is sure that he can live the rest of his life just as it is, content that he has people to love, content to love, even without its return, in comes Deadpool. Deadpool with his swords and guns and tacos and surprising insights and humor and giving Peter flowers. Flowers in his lungs and next to his heart and for the first time it hurts.

    It hurts to cough up flowers for Wade. Peters heart aches, his throat hurts and for first time in his life he resents the flowers that fall from his mouth. Resents the one who gave them to him. Peter will keep going though, he's never needed to be loved back, why should that change now?

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    Eddie thought the symbiote was dead, and grieved it every day until finally… it comes back. Eddie and Venom work things out and make a poor attempt to keep their blossoming relationship secret from Anne and her boyfriend, Dan. They also have mysterious dreams about this weird, fugly, symbiote guy (all my comic readers know who I'm talkin' bout). Also right as they're in danger the Avengers swoop in like "haha fuck you yer goin to jail son" and Eddie and Venom are like "no way this isn't legal." And they're like "well killing people isn't legal either." I promise it's going to be a lot dramatic than that.

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    Wade has a huge crush on Peter, but so do Harry and MJ. Wade thinks Peter won't pick someone like him when he has other options. Basically, everyone is in love with Peter and Peter only has eyes for Wade.

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    Peter thought that college was going to be easier than high school. Sure, he was a lot smarter than the average student, even at MIT, but he didn’t realize that the infamous Parker Luck followed him to college.

    Requisite field trip fic with a minor twist. I'm sure it's been done before, but it's been floating around my head for a while. A amalgamation of a couple of other fics (I'll try and tag them at the end).

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    In which everyone has Twitter and it gets really chaotic. Basically NY vigilantes vs Twitter.

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    Short chapters and slow updates

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    There, on a rooftop right above him, was a very familiar red and blue superhero Wade was developing a pretty major crush on.

    No, not Cap. The other red and blue one. The new one.

    Peter was perched on the roof edge surveying over the city. He frowned as his senses picked up something behind him, as he turned he spotted someone in a very similar suit to him.

    The person jumped and held out their arms.

    “Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!”

    Peter frowned. “You have two massive swords on your back.”

    Wade paused. “Oh yeah, shit.”

    ~

    Peter Parker meets a new Super-Hero while in his Spider-Man disguise, the man is the strangest guy he's ever met but something about him draws Peter in despite his own; and other's warnings.

    Wade's just happy to be out tbh.

    Will eventually be rated: E

    Prequel to Chicken and Waffles But works as a standalone too!

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    “Are you hurt?” Spider-Man sounds truly concerned and Ash doesn’t know what to do at first. All he can do is stare for a moment, taking in the warmth of the arm around his waist and the secure grip Spider-Man has on his body.

    “I… You know I could have landed that, right?” Ash points out, quiet, no amount of teasing in his voice at all.

    Spider-Man clicks his tongue. “Pretty far though.”

    “I always land on my feet.”

    “Always?”

    Ash pauses, glancing to the ground beneath them. “Well, it would have hurt a bit but…” He shakes his head and tries to brush off the strange crawling feeling that’s spreading over his skin. “You saved me.”

    “I wasn’t going to let you splat.”

    (Or, alternatively, Asher has spent his entire life trying to make the powers forced upon him useful, trying to stay positive and make his new family proud. Spider-Man really wasn't part of that equation and neither was Peter Parker.)

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    Peter ends up going on a mission to infiltrate a mafia organisation and he wears a formal suit to a gala dinner, then his partner Deadpool shows up and the night becomes ten times more interesting.

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    When a string of cross-species mutants wreak havoc on the city, Deadpool hunts down Peter Parker at Oscorp for help. Wade doesn't know about Peter's super-sized secret, and to make matters worse, Spider-Man and Deadpool have had a longstanding friendship that further complicates the budding relationship between Peter and Wade. Now, Peter has to hide his superhero identity and wrestle with some less than holy feelings, as he and Wade find themselves in a string of absurd situations.

    AKA Wade has a crush on Peter and Spider-Man, but he doesn't know they're the same person.

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    153
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    40
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