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    Spider-Man and Deadpool were hanging from one of Peter’s webs, high above the streets below. Spider-Man had the arm not swinging them through the city cinched firmly around Deadpool’s waist holding him close. Deadpool’s arms were likewise tight around Spider-Man and their faces were meeting right there on the page in crisp clear colour –

    “I mean, can it even be called a kiss if you’re both wearing masks?”

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    Wade puts Peter through a bootcamp punishment for failure to take care of himself while the older man was off on a mission.

     

     

     

     


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    Bad Things Happen Bingo Prompt: Strangling. Peter is sick of how erratic Deadpool is. Deadpool is sick, too...but in a different way.

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    Deadpool has been hired to gather information about Spider-Man, but he is a fickle bug, and the job is taking longer than expected. Obviously this could put him at odds with his favorite hero, but there's a shit ton of money involved, and it's not like his client is planning to kill the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. What could go wrong?

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    3/?
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    Homeless and mute after everything Peter has been through, he somehow makes friends with Deadpool, as Spiderman. And then he meets the Avengers, as Peter.

    Or, alternatively: “Spidey and Deadpool: the Mute and the Motormouth” (a title by Deadpool).

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    28/28
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    1414
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    “Listen!” Matt huffed. “It just… It doesn’t work, ok? I can’t… We’re too different. We’re too different, Wade.” He turned towards Pete. He wanted to reach out, to put a hand on his arm, to comfort him. He could taste the salt of the tears welling up in Pete’s eyes. He could hear his breathing starting to come rough. Hell, he could practically feel the kid’s heart breaking. “We’re all too different. It has to stop.”

    Wade stared at him, dumbfounded. “The fuck you mean we’re too different? It doesn’t work? I know you’re blind but - bullshit. You really can’t see it? We’re perfect for each other. We complement each other. We fit, Matty. We fit together like three fucked up pieces to a completely fucked up puzzle. He’s neutral good. I’m chaotic neutral. And you, Darkness, you’re a chaotic dumbass.”

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    The misadventures of Matt Murdock, Wade Wilson, and Peter Parker, idiots in love...

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    35/35
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    151
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    Peter and Wade haven't had much of a chance to spend any time together lately. This leads to nothing but poor decisions. (And phone sex.)

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    1
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    65
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    103
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    12
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    2131
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    When a mercenary goes after Spider-Man’s identity, he doesn’t care as much as he should. But then again, he’s always been a little naïve. Another mercenary saves him at the end of the day.

    Or: Deadpool goes to Liechtenstein, someone really wants to get in Spider-Man’s pants, and the receptionist is concerned.

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    1/1
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    5
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    98
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    9
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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

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    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one cool mf guy!!

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    15/25
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    9023
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    Peter's life has gone to shit ever since MJ left him, but just when he thought it couldn't be worse, he meets... someone unexpected.
    [Someone he'd wish he'd never met, you mean.]

    Wade admired Spider-Man from afar all those years, because it's never good to meet your heroes, until the day Spider-Man needs help.
    His help.

    Neither of them expected what happens afterwards, but they wouldn't think to complain.

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    Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for a few years now and he's learning fast how much life costs. Between the price of the tech he needs for his suit upgrades and the amount he's going to need to go to college, he knows Aunt May won't be able to pay for everything and neither will his job at the Daily Bugle.

    He decides to start looking at some options. Other than loans or scholarships he sees a website for Sugar Daddies, who are more than happy to pay for a bit of company.

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    27/?
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    5 times Wade helped Peter, and one time Peter returned the favor.

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    1/6
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    When Deadpool is kidnapped and is forced to partake in a ritual by some high school witches, it takes a turn when they summon his heartmate and they see who it is. Of course, it's Spider-Man and of course, Deadpool is happy about it but they soon realize some of the side effects that goes with getting that special someone

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    2/?
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    Peter Parker (Spider-Man) has moved in with his boyfriend, Wade Wilson (Deadpool), just before lockdown orders hit NYC. Because of the pandemic, the materials to update the Avengers’ suits for added biological protection is delayed, which means Peter is stuck at home. And having to face how depressed he is, how little he’s actually dealt with his grief over Gwen, and just how much he loves Wade. He’s not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, yet.

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    Peter Parker, the guy with a rundown apartment, underpaid job, and low bank account is your Spider-Man. You might not know that because he's so unassumingly quiet and nerdy, but he is. He really doesn't like where his life is at as of this moment, but he can't really change anything. He's about to finally accept that his life is fine as is, but then he gets a phone call that changes his life.
    Wade Wilson, the guy who kills for fun (and for jobs) is ready for something new in life, and death. He wants to try something that he hasn't tried before: being a hero. Now, that's a lot harder than it seems because of the fact that NONE of the Avengers wants to help him. The only break he catches is the one that he steals from the Avengers tower; Spider-Man's number. If anybody could help him out, it'd be Spidey. And, hey! If the author lets him, maybe he and Spidey might get together; who knows! Anything is possible.

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    6/?
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    1742
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    Before Weapon X, Wade Wilson loved being an Omega. Before he killed Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker loved being an Alpha.

    Now, someone is replicating the Green Goblin's old experiments and trying to transform Betas and Omegas into Alphas. Peter failed both Norman and Harry Osborn; it's his responsibility to stop whoever has picked up where they left off. Wade missed a few people when cleaning house at Weapon X, and he knows that this project might not have gotten off the ground if he'd been more careful.

    Can Spider-Man and Deadpool work together to solve this case without getting into a quip-off every time they meet up? Will they have to face their issues, or will they be able to conveniently ignore their emotional trauma and gender angst? Just how many times will White and Yellow catch Wade ogling the Spider-butt?

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    5/?
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    28
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    17
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    Tony Stark finds his intern Peter Parker starving and exhausted in the alleyway by Stark Tower and takes him in, soon learning that things weren't as safe at home as they seemed. Now Tony has to help Peter get back on his feet, though he quickly realizes, he won't be able to help Peter on his own...

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    In which Peter Parker pretty much unites the Avengers after Civil War simply by just existing

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    13/?
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    One day a reporter gets sick, so Jameson makes Peter go do an interview, and Peter makes a fool of himself because he his exhausted, but Wade is touch starved and loves Peter's blushing. After they keep running into each other (both as Peter and Deadpool and Spiderman and Deadpool, so how long can Peter keep his identity a secret and how long until Wade, a highly trained mercenary?), Wade starts to wonder how he can get this boy in his bed... with a blindfold around his eyes, of course, since he wouldn't want to scar his baby boy when Peter sees his skin.

    *****

    “Peter, I'm fifty shades of fucked up,” Deadpool said, looking down at the blood on his boots. He had blood on his hands and horrifyingly scarred skin. Why did he ever let this boy worm his way into his heart? His baby boy would leave him eventually, wouldn't it be better if Wade just left first? It would only break his heart more if he dragged this relationship out.

    “Is that a reference?”

    “It fits this fic.”

    “What?”

    *****

    A fanfiction that combines the Fifty Shades Of Grey Trilogy with our favorite ship, Peter and Wade.

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    10/?
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    52
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    Deadpool knows Spider-Man is strong, but hasn’t really thought about the implications.

    That’s a dirty, dirty lie, he totally has, and he wants.

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    1/1
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    17
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    21
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    2013
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    Peter Parker's life was far from normal. He was bitten by a radioactive spider, he became a superhero, found Tony Stark sitting on his couch chatting with his Aunt, fought Captain Freakin' America, fought a bad guy stealing Alien tech who happened to be his ex-girlfriend's dad, he's friends with a Merc who talks to himself, probably has a crush on said merc, has a another crush on his buddy Wade Wilson, vanished for 5 years after getting dragged to space, came back to fight in a war to save the entire universe, has been basically adopted by all of the Avengers, and now he's going to go on a field trip to his new family's house. Fun.
    Oh yeah and someone's stealing vibranium? And now he has to find out what they're planning before they possibly destroy all of New York? And his only help is the merc he has a crush on, his friends, and some blind guy? Peter just wanted to be a normal kid but Parker Luck decided that, no, he won't get the chance to be normal.

    the canon remains the same up until where Tony snaps. Tony lives, he has a metal arm, and Far From Home never happened. The only differences is that Wade is a teen, MJ and Peter are ex's (but they're still best friends), and the Guardians haven't left Earth yet

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    24,996
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    52
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    805
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    12937

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