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    Soulmate AU where the first words your soulmate ever says to you are 'tattooed' on your arm from the day you're born.

    "Right now, he was approaching adulthood, and the only thing on his mind was the bastard in question. Or, more accurately, on his lower arm. Why of all things did he have to start a conversation like that?
    But hearing the scuff of two boots behind him startled him. And nothing could have prepared him for the next sounds to come."

    Title based on song: Bloom by The Paper Kites

    Chapter titles are all songs that are relevant to the chapter's content/mood.

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    3/?
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    43
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    Wade pulls a 14 year old Peter out of a Hydra nest in Alabama. What follows is an epic summer road trip to New York City with occasional gun fights. Expect many emotions and enough fluff for a 3 day Build A Bear convention.

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    Peter has nowhere else to go, and so decides to stick with Wade. He’s having the time of his life- or at least he will once he stops having panic attacks. He would also really like puberty to stop kicking his ass.

    This is the "Deadpool adopts Spider-Man" fic that no one asked for but deep down in their souls needed.

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    36/?
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    117
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    98
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    His mind kept wandering back to that stupid quiz and the unwelcome feeling that he wasn’t enough. That maybe Wade wasn’t getting his needs met, and that maybe Peter was being selfish for hating the idea of Wade seeking out anyone else. Even if it was just sex.
    That was something people did right? Just have sex for the sake of it? No feelings or emotions attached?
    He dropped down a block away from where he’d ditched his clothing and waited until he could return to the alley and retrieve them. It was late. He just wanted to be at home and warm and curled up with Wade. He could think about the rest later.


    Despite the excerpt, this fic does have a lot of fluff and lighthearted moments as well, I promise.


    A deep dive into Asexuality and something of a character study.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    54
    Kudos:
    84
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    13
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    1474
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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

    Language:
    English
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    35,456
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    137
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    24
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    1787
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    Peter has it a little rough since the sudden passing of his Uncle Ben. The bills kept coming and his Aunt was exhausting herself working to feed them and pay debt. He comes to a solution that he's admittedly not proud of. He works at a Club for a little over a year, faking his age and helping his Aunt out behind her back.

    Deadpool was the name he earned killing for money. He wasn't a good guy, but he tried occasionally to be a Samaritan. And on one night,
    Wade come across a Male Omega working in a Club and instantly drawn to him. He doesn't know if its just because the Omega is young and he honestly wants to help him out of the tight spot or because his Alpha wants no one else to have their eyes on the little Omega.

     

    Spideypool.

    Human Peter/Mutant Wade

    OMEGAVERSE
    2019
    ®©™

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    1,636
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
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    83
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    16
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    891
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    The actual superheroes probably get organized memos, or they’ve got pagers set to go off in the case of an emergency. Deadpool? He’d been caught with his pants down when a hole got smashed through the bathroom wall at a dive bar during the Chitauri invasion a few years back. He lost two bags of groceries and his case of burrito supremes when a reality-altering magic fight with those orange portals slid in and out of the sidewalk he’d been walking down. When giant vampire bunnies wreaked havoc in Harlem, Deadpool almost missed the carnage entirely! Only got to kill about two dozen before the Hulk smashed the evil scientist who engineered them.

    So this time, he’s completely unaffected when a red cape flies through the fight and Iron Man calls out, “Kid, that’s the wizard. Get on it!”

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    Or where Deadpool's around at the start of Infinity War and calls b.s. on that whole "1 in over 14 million chance to win" nonsense.

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    English
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    17,490
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    14
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    103
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    10
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    1077
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    In which Wade decides to go to a local diner instead of Starbucks for his morning coffee, and makes a new friend.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    116
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    6
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    955
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    Peter Parker has no clue about half the things going on with the Avengers. The continuous contempt towards the mercenary, Deadpool is something he still doesn't question and goes along with because of Tony Starks warnings about the merc with a mouth. He can't help but feel bad for ignoring Wade all the time but if he's dangerous, he's dangerous. It doesn't stop Peter from going on his own mission to find out just what it is about Wade that makes him a threat to the entire team when he seems so much better than he's made out to be.

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    2/?
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    14
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    1
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    272
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    "My own reflection's making me sick
    I've been this way since my faith quit

    And I never asked for this pain
    It's taking me over
    It's taking me over
    It's making me colder "

    ~

    Peter Stark is dead. Has been for years. Ever since he was stolen from his father.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until a certain mercenary stumbles into him at a HYDRA base.

    Peter Stark is dead. Until he isn't.

    This changes everything.

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    14/?
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    Érase una vez un hermoso príncipe vivía en un castillo brillante, teniendo todo lo que pudiera desear. Pero el Príncipe era vano, cruel y cuando rechaza a una anciana que busca refugio, se revela como una hechicera y le maldice.
    Las hermosas flores entintadas en su piel desaparecen, reemplazadas por horribles espinas negras que crecen cada día más. "Encuentra la Rosa que pueda florecer entre tus Espinas, aprende a amar y tu maldición será levantada". Le dice, pero el Príncipe no sabe como amar y despojado de su belleza y orgullo, se resigna a la vida como un monstruo.
    Peter sabe que hay más en la vida que lo que dice su aldea y cuando las cosas van terriblemente mal, huye. Perdido en un bosque invernal, Peter encuentra un castillo oscuro y un misterioso príncipe que se queda en las sombras, con una capucha y una capa que cubre su piel.
    En un cuento tan antiguo como el tiempo, entre cenas incómodas, peleas de bolas de nieve, leer en la biblioteca y bailar, el Príncipe Maldito y el hermoso chico se enamoran.
    Pero cuando Peter se va, el corazón del Príncipe se rompe y cede a su maldición.
    ¿Está Wade condenado a ser una bestia para siempre? ¿O regresará Peter y florecerá como la Rosa que puede salvarle?

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    20
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    1
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    368
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    Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for a few years now and he's learning fast how much life costs. Between the price of the tech he needs for his suit upgrades and the amount he's going to need to go to college, he knows Aunt May won't be able to pay for everything and neither will his job at the Daily Bugle.

    He decides to start looking at some options. Other than loans or scholarships he sees a website for Sugar Daddies, who are more than happy to pay for a bit of company.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    46
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    It's hard enough surviving day to day life in high school and balancing your superhero duties. But add a merc with a mouth to that and things start to get crazy!

    Wade wants to find and take down Project X. Maybe do a bit of killing and torture along the way. But he meets a friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man and things get complicated.

    Deadpool murders people and Spider-Man saves them. They match each other in wit and humour, but can they work together when it counts? They soon become unlikely friends (eventually becoming more), when an enemy turns their lives upside down.

    How will they get out of this one?

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    2/?
    Comments:
    25
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    69
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    16
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    670
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    Deadpool is determined to let Peter have one holiday where he doesn't have to swing away in the middle of meal to save the city. Very determined, and no four-foot rabbit was going to mess with that.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    471
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    Dating Peter while the kid still clung to his super-secret Spider-Man identity was really difficult for Wade, only because he was never sure who he was flirting with. And neither was Peter. And then it got confusing, because either Spider-Man or Peter was mad at him, and he couldn't tell which one was which, because he thought they were the same.

    Or Peter needs to make some clarifications and set some boundaries.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    16
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    181
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    2429
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    Peter is unsure whether he is thankful or regretting finding Deadpool in that alley. He is losing a lot of his first aid kit supplies.

    Or the one where Peter is a nurse who happened upon an injured Deadpool, and keeps finding him injured in weird places, such as his tub, the alley next to his apartment, his bed, and one terrifying instance of one half of Wade's body being in his laundry room and the other on the fire escape.

    There might be some smut later on we'll see.

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    Comments:
    4
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    53
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    8
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    995
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    Excerpt:
    I can't believe this is happening. I mean we're seeing who’s across from us right?
    Hell yeah, it's not everyday we meet the person we're based off of.
    Ain't that the truth and he's so damn intimidating.
    We could take him.
    Well yeah, we can't die. Although, he has a pretty sweet healing factor too.
    Didn’t fix that eye though.

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    1/1
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    25
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    205
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    Peter stark-rogers is the smartest, sweetest and most kindhearted kid (at points) everybody knows and loves. Spider-man being just as loved, not just by his family but by his city.

    The love Peter gets still doesn't mask the fact that Peter is also hated by some, whether they were random people or the people who constantly bully him.

    This leads to Peter believing that maybe just maybe, he isn't worth all the loves he gets? He begins to believe he isn't all that important or special.

    This leads to his family and friends to start to worry greatly for Peters wellbeing, they all make it their own personal missions to make peter feel loved and appreciated.

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    35,877
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    8
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    “It’s me,” he croaks, and Peter readies his web-shooter, aiming it at his mouth. He starts talking. Fast. “I’m Deadpool. Wade Wilson. I’m from another universe. In that one you’re dead and I’m more than a little bit bummed about it.”
    Surprisingly, that’s what gets Peter to loosen his grip.
    “You’re from another universe?” he sighs. “That’s so last week.”

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    English
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    37
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    366
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    “Pineapple?” Wade says, incredulous. “I mean clearly you’ve got shit taste” -- he gestures to himself -- “but that’s just horrifying.”
    “It’s good,” Peter says, offering a slice. “Try it.”

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    832
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    Peter Parker's life is a mess. Half the time, he can't even remember to keep the hyphen in his hero name. Worst of all, he can't sleep at night without his spidey sense invading his dreams to broadcast the worst of Queens.

    Can a certain red-and-black merc—No. Just no.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,495
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    739

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