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    After fighting a villain, both Peter and Wade wake up in each other's bodies. The only thing is they don't know who each other are yet and everything is a surprise. Because Wade is having trouble not feeling this hot body up and Peter is having problems... Thinking is own thoughts.

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    Peter and Wade have known each other for years - as Spiderman and Deadpool, of course. But when Harry Osborn hires the ‘merc with the mouth’ to kill the man he blames for his father’s death, he has no idea what he’s in for.

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    It starts out as some kind of innocent misunderstanding. Peter honestly didn't know sex demons existed, and if he did know, he still never would have summoned one. But when a big, hulking sex demon with broad shoulders and rippling muscles steps out of a portal and insists that that's exactly what Peter did, and that he can't go anywhere until he fulfills all of Peter's desires... well, what's a superhero to do? Let the incubus go hungry?

    [Spoiler alert: this incubus won't be going hungry.]

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    Jade Wilson grew up in a very shitty home environment and (VERY) neglectful parents. They actually did end up killing her.

    Anyways, she is never serious, and she blames the two voices of her parents who live rent-free in her head.
    [I pay by not sleeping when I want to because Jade is a fucking phycopath].
    We'll get into them later.

    How does the 15-year-old deal when her perfectly built wall of lies crumble down at her feet as the one living family member, thought to be dead by the young Jade, enters back into her life?

    Oh, and neither of the Wilson's can die. Fun.

    "Dang."
    [What?]
    "I just realized my backstory is dangerously going into DC amount of angst."
    {How long till it's no longer counted as a backstory? Are you still in your backstory? When is it just your story? Why didn't the story start in two years in the future or two years ago?}
    "Uh, plot reasons. Stop getting philosophical."

    Welcome to the story of fourth wall abuse and an absurd amount of projecting. This will be a song with an uptune beat but dark as fuck lyrics.

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    Peter decides he can date Deadpool as Peter, but not as Spider-man. He doesnt want to risk DP getting hurt, emotionally or physically, and this is the best way it can be.

    Except Deadpool is really fucking observant

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    Sus oídos se deleitaban con el susurro de una pequeña voz escondida entre la oscuridad de las paredes de una de sus casas francas, posiblemente su favorita, White y Yellow aclamaban en su cabeza, pero solían silenciarse cuando cruzaba la puerta y unos delgados brazos lo envolvían.

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    Wade decides to start dousing himself in various synthetic spider sex pheromones before meeting up with Spidey, because why wouldn't he? They have some… interesting results. Wade feels downright scientific.

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    "When I woke up to see that version of me
    Bags under my eyes and coloured pale pink
    Hydration desperate with eyes that won't speak
    I let life take a cash-only toll on me"

    *

    It's not like it had been conscious decision. He hadn't woken up one day and decided that it was time to shut up. It was a gradual process but if he had to explain it (not that he could), he'd say that it probably started with Aunt May's death. Or Gwen's. Or Ben's. Or his parents'. It basically started with losing everyone that he cared about. 

     

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    Or: Peter Parker watches everyone he loves die so he gives up on being Peter Parker.
    Including: Selectively Mute!Peter, an Immortal Mercenary with a crush, a tired ex-assassin, a complicated double life and whole lot of healing.

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    Peter comes home exhausted and falls asleep on Wade. The Merc muses on how much he adores Spidey. Just cute fluffy cuddles. Enjoy!

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    Wade Wilson died the day Weapon X blew up. Deadpool was born in the aftermath of suffering and bloodshed. He had no emotions, his face was fucked up, all he knew was death, both for himself and others. He was a freak. And maybe that wasn’t entirely accurate, he had emotions, however few they were. They consisted of rage, bloodlust, and a sense of justice, all of which led to a lethally twisted morality. Wade Wilson was gone, Deadpool didn’t think he’d feel anything other than murder-y ever again. He didn’t like that. He didn’t like how those- those monsters got to dictate how he felt for the rest of his life. No, Deadpool would take his own life into his hands. He decides when he dies. He would have emotions, a lot of them, all of them. He would flirt like the end of the world because he was damn fine. Anyone who tried to take that from him died. That was the new guy, that was Deadpool.

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    “You can call me Wade, baby boy.”

     

    Rated Mature for mentions of suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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    ***SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS***

    like don’t even look at the tags

    honestly why are you on the internet, everyone is talking about this movie

    anyways i warned you

    The Peter’s talk about their loved ones and Peter misses his boyfriend. Then he goes home to his boyfriend and they talk about Peter’s adventure.

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    Wade's new safehouse apparently has an angel living upstairs. He embarrasses himself, but it's okay. #worthit.

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    Pete gets up early one morning to make breakfast for him and Wade. But the Merc is craving something more than pancakes. Counter sex and Spidey appreciation ensue.

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    Deep in thought one night on patrol until he's interrupted by Deadpool, who he's been assigned to do patrol with for a few weeks, Peter Parker, or rather, Spider-Man, has an idea that might just involve breaking Tony Stark's one rule he had for the brunet in dating. What harm could it really do? Only but lead to Wade being shown who was under that red and white mask, and gaining the love of the spider he'd wanted for so long. Oneshot.

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    Жаркое лето уже кончилось, а злодеи всё не уймутся. Если Девочку-Белочку нельзя победить обычными средствами - почему бы не заставить общество отвергнуть её?

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    Wade despises laundry day. Until he meets a cute stranger at the Laundromat who's absolutely hopeless at washing any kind of clothes.

    Exactly how that lead to him dating Spider-Man, Wade isn't sure, but he's definitely not complaining.

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    All Wade wanted to do was ride a dinosaur.

    Next thing you know, he's lost his mutation and dying of cancer (again). While the Avengers race to find a cure (lolol jkjk they're totally taking their sweet ass time), Wade finds himself getting to know one of the most adorable scientists-slash-nursemaids on the Stark payroll by the name of Peter Parker. He's awkward and he's earnest and he's got the cutest tush in all the land. Wade is smitten. Peter's mostly just trying not to give away all his secrets (and oh god he's totally smitten, too).

    Maybe they'll save each other. (Of course they will, have you read the title?)

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    One moment he’s fighting off the rest of the Kingpin’s goons while Spidey dealt with the big guy himself, the next, a piercing scream is filling his ears. Deadpool rages.

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    Identity Reveal Bingo prompt: [Free]

    Sometimes, Spidey is too hot for his own good. Or for Wade's own good. Wade has begun experiencing a weird side effect as a result of his crush. He gets so turned on, he dies.

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    Deadpool has been trying to break Spidey's icy shell for ages. Peter has had a rough few days and is ready for some well-deserved TLC. Is the Merc with the Mouth finally getting somewhere?

    A half-watched movie.
    Some pizza.
    A few shots of whiskey, maybe?
    That bed is looking awfully good right now.

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