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    Five birthdays Chuuya spent while working with the police, plus his first birthday after he elopes with an escaped serial killer.

    [part of the ‘hierarchy of needs’ verse: serial killer!Dazai x detective!Chuuya AU]

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    Dazai’s vision was assaulted with fiery hair, ocean eyes, fair skin… The man wore scrubs with little paw prints on them and Dazai felt his mouth dry up.

    Why he had that reaction, he would ponder on later during one of his sleepless nights because Dazai had never been one for experiencing emotions, and at the moment that weird organ in his chest was fluttering-

    Perhaps this man was so hideous that Dazai had gone into cardiac arrest.

    Or

    Dazai was introduced to two very important figures in his life that night, One being the dog he nearly ran over, and the other being the fiery redheaded veterinarian who coddled said dog

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    As many things that can go wrong in Nakahara Chuuya's life, mostly things involve Dazai Osamu and his lack of decency. And actually its gets worst, so much worst.

    Dazai Osamu makes a bet that the one Nakahara Chuuya will fall in love with him in a spawn of six months.

    "- In six months you're gonna be in love with me.

    - Who says that? The fucking president?

    -Actually yes

    -It's a fucking bet Dazai

    -Consider it as fact"

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    “Getting together with someone you grew up with, huh… Sounds quite nice.”

    Running on five cups of coffee and two cans of energy drinks, Chuuya’s brain-mouth coordination is on the jittery side. He ends up blurting out, “We grew up together.”

    “Oh my, how shameless of you to say that, Chuuya~ Since you didn’t even grow up~ You stayed such a tiny chibi~”

    [or: an unconventional relationship between a pair of unconventional people]

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    164
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    16
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    772
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    Parenthood had never been a concern to either Soukoku or Shin Soukoku, but when an ability user Mori flies all the way in from France has the power to create biological offspring of any two people she touches, their world takes a drastic turn for the better and for worse with the mark these beautiful, innocent children leave on their lives.

    But what could Mori possibly have to gain in going through so much effort to bring her here?

    (this is the completed series in chronological order PLUS ADDITIONAL CHAPTER(S) / CONTENT TO BE CONTINUED!!! thanks so much for all of the support!!!<3)

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    26/?
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    122
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    24
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    Formerly: To be a 90 year old teenaged Ambassador of Hades
    It was meant to be a simple job. Kill the kid, probably anger a powerfully rich organisation, hand the corpse over to Mori, and never think of it again. But things can't always be that simple, can they?
    He stared down at the boy in shock, his pupils shivering, "H-How are you still alive?"
    The boy, Nico -no, he couldn't be, he just couldn't!- looked at him, "Oh, it's you. This is kinda awkward."
    Dazai reached for his gun, eyeing the kid who's bleeding corpse he's stuffed into a trunk just weeks ago, "Answers. Now."
    He doesn't know what he's expecting, but a whole new world is definitely not on that list.
    (And was anyone gonna tell him that Odasaku was in on it this whole time, or was he meant to find out himself?)

    Or: If he was asked to pinpoint the exact moment his life really went off the rails, Dazai Osamu would probably decide that that would be the day he first caught sight of the mysterious person that he would come to know as the Ambassador of the Underworld.
    Translated into русский! By the lovely Anly!

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    43/?
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    Dazai receives a call from a drunk Chuuya, who just finished fighting people for the crime of daring to talk badly about his most hated mackerel.

    [based on this super cute art by ecru-nim!!!]

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    25
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    235
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    Their mission today: Dazai and Chuuya are sent to investigate a mysterious wishing well that can only be seen by humans with strong wishes in their hearts.

    [stand-alone part of "code of connection" verse]

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    8
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    “The lack of energy during daytime, the layers of bandages, the constant smell of rust. I’ve always thought you were just being a lazy asshole. Turns out, you were just being a vampire.”

    [or: an injured chuuya catches dazai sneaking in to lick his blood, and discovers that he's a vampire all along.]

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    “My name is Dazai Osamu and I will be the one watching over you for the foreseeable future.”

    And just when Chuuya thought that things couldn’t get worse, they did.

    “Don’t say it like that,” he growled, “I can protect myself just fine without you.”

    Dazai hummed thoughtfully, “Maybe so, but better safe than your severed head being found in a dumpster somewhere, correct?"

    Well shit.

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    Chuuya's life is thrown for a curve when suddenly he has a target on his back for a recent scientific breakthrough. His boss assigns a Bodyguard, and of course, he gets the most annoying one out there who refuses to leave him and his cat alone.

    Dazai is a constant thorn in his side, so it's only natural that Chuuya would fall in love with him.

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    3/?
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    138
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    12
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    MORI: I am THIS CLOSE to cancelling our alliance. I have dealt with the ADA for so long for one reason and one reason alone. You’re on thin ice

    FUKUZAWA.Y. ADA: Apologies, Mori-sensei. It won’t happen again. This alliance is paramount, and I am truly sorry if my actions put it in jeopardy.

    MORI: I wanted ONE THING from the ADA. Just ONE
    MORI: A HUSBAND for my son
    MORI: And you’re RUINING it, coward
    MORI: Come fight me like a man
    MORI: I’m going to be their favourite parent and preferred grandparent. Just you wait and see. I’m going to make those kids love me so much and turn them against you. They won’t even know the name ‘grandpa yukichi’.
    MORI: GRANDPA PGAI SUPREMACY

    MORI: I sent those texts in a drunken rage. However, unlike the coward you clearly are, I stand by everything I said last night. See you in court.

    OR

    Mori sues Fukuzawa for the ADA's part in dissolving double black.

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    3/?
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    117
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    “A good relationship involves compromise, does it not? That’s what this book says, at least.”

    “An incarcerated serial killer using Cosmopolitan as a source of life advice. Have they branched out to covering a relationship between a criminal and the law enforcement officer that hunted him down?”

    “This edition only covers lovers, but our relationship is more intimate than that, yes?”

    [or: serial killer dazai annoys detective chuuya into visiting him daily in prison]

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    Comments:
    22
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    175
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    22
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    1097
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    Chuuya tries to have a good, normal life. After all that shit that happened, everyone deserves a nice, normal happily-ever-after, right?

    [or: chuuya attempts to find his one true love by dating the entire bsd cast, as he fails to realize that he's... lowkey married to dazai already]

    [CH23 marks the end of the main story! CH24-31 is the long epilogue, updates every 3 weeks!]
    [9/10/21 update: CH27 is up!]

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    134,957
    Chapters:
    27/31
    Comments:
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    1577
    Bookmarks:
    301
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    32073
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    More snapshots, ft. Dazai annoying Chuuya, and everyone being worried for him cuz one does not try to commit suicide twice in a row within two weeks without having problems...

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    “The chibi and I are getting married!”
    Silence rang out in the room.
    Three seconds passed. Then five, then eight, then—
    “...Eh?” Atsushi hadn’t wanted to be the one to break the silence, but he couldn’t help his surprise. Because, as far as he was concerned…
    “Aren’t you two already married?”

    (sequel to i guess i'll be sticking with you)

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    79
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    7
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    885
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    Below the heist message, there’s a note: “This cipher can be decoded by shifting to a specified number. Hint: this refers to the number of times a small slug has refused to indulge the sexiest, cutest, coolest thief today!”

    [or: phantom thief dazai just wants detective chuuya to pay attention to him!!! why is his chibi so oblivious?!]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1174
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    They have a bet that Dazai can't last an entire year masquerading as a human, while not using his powers as a kitsune.

    [or: a Kitsune Dazai x PM Boss Chuuya AU]

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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    142
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    947
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    “Fufufu, I do have a three-headed dog in the Underworld. How about it, chibikko? Want to come down for a visit so you can try to pet him?”

    [or, a Hades/Persephone soukoku AU… but with a twist]
    [update! dazai pov/part 2 added as of Sep 5]

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    English
    Words:
    6,764
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    2330
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    Reverse fake dating AU where Dazai and Chuuya are dating, but no one believes them.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1407
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    Dazai says "we need to talk" and Chuuya loses his shit over it.

    Alternatively, Dazai needs to learn how to text better, Higuchi needs to be in better relationships, and Chuuya needs to overthink a little less when it comes to his shitty boyfriend.

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    Words:
    3,029
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1162

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