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    “I have a secret.”
    “What is it?”
    “You kiss better than the bride.” Patrick whispered.

     

    David and Patrick meet at the singles table at Rachel's wedding but things aren't as they seem when they meet up in Patrick's room after the wedding.

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    Stevie has managed to coerce David to take his favourite small human to the mall for Santa photos. Underneath the beard and red suit, David is mesmerised by Santa's twinkling whiskey eyes.

    A very, VERY sweet Christmas meet cute.

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    David & Patrick meet at an outdoor music festival in Vancouver, BC at exactly the right time and let’s just say, they fall hard and fast.
    This is very romcom level fluffy, with an abundance of unrealistic vulnerability (particularly from David) due to the unique environment.

    Fair warning: There will be some festival typical drug use, but the Roses’ and I believe in a harm reduction approach.

    *COMPLETE *

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    13/13
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    62
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    The hand on his shoulder softens and trails down, fingers curling over his bicep, a little too soft, too warm, too nice.

    Patrick lifts his head and in the sliver of light peaking through the drawn curtains all he can see is a shock of messy black hair poking up under the comforter on the pillow beside him. He pulls his arm away from the touch and turns to sit up, taking in his surroundings. He’s in a studio apartment he doesn’t recognise, all shadows and unfamiliar shapes in the soft light. He hadn’t recognised the guy’s voice when he’d told him to get up. That fact somehow makes his heart race uncomfortably in his chest. Had he told Rachel he’d changed his mind? Had one of her friends let him crash here to avoid the imminent fallout? Or had he freaked out, taken solace with this stranger and gone home with him on the rebound?

    Him.

    Fuck.

    OR

    Patrick wakes up in bed beside his fiancé. The only problem with that is, it isn’t the same fiancée he had when he went to sleep.

    An amnesia fic, wherein Patrick can’t remember the two years of his life in which he really started living.

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    “David, sit down.”

    David whirls to glare at Stevie for the tired order. She’s sitting on one of the benches against the wall with her knees pulled up to her chest. He has no idea how she’s stayed so still for the last…however long they’ve been here. David stopped paying attention to the time and Stevie relieved him of his phone when she arrived.

    David eyes the intake nurse who sits behind the plexiglass. It has to have been an hour since he last checked in about his husband.

    “Shouldn’t someone have come and gotten me by now? I mean I am his husband!” David reminds her, his voice heading toward shrill. “He’s been back there for too long.”

    Stevie lifts one hand to push at the hair falling out of her ponytail. “David, they said they’d come get us—”

    Or

    Patrick is injured while playing hockey, and David has to deal with it.

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    1/1
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    192
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    A David and Patrick 5+1 based on the 5 senses

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    1/1
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    60
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    4
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    Patrick is a troll while David eats ice cream during Housewarming and The MVP.

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    Patrick offers him a small smile, trying to help bolster David to say the words despite his own nerves starting to get the better of him, but no amount of mental preparation is enough for what he knows is coming.

    "Go ahead, David."

    "Are you sure?"

    He takes one last deep breath, eyes closed, and nods. "Please."

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    In place of Moira and Johnny, David and Patrick scope out MADLY's event for Single's Week. Patrick gets jealous, and David just wants scones.

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    193
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    Patrick needs to break up the monotony of his life- which is fine! But isn't it supposed to be better than fine? He heads to Toronto to shake things up and do his MBA, and gets a job in a fine dining restaurant to pay the bills and have some fun. What he doesn't expect is to meet a terrifyingly particular chef, who for some reason turns him into a hot mess. Whatever could be the reason for THAT!?

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    Comments:
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    66
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    What the hell had gotten into David?

    It came as no surprise to Patrick (or anyone in Schitt's Creek) that David couldn't keep his hands off of his husband, but why did it seem so much more today?

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    David and Patrick watch Ted and Alexis's daughter one weekend, and David confronts two anxieties in one go - relating to children, and wondering wonder Patrick actually did want kids...

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    Patrick's never been one to half-ass anything he's ever done. That includes a new hobby he began just to have something to do.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Patrick paces the stock room in the back of the store. Their store. He’ll circle back to this later. He's grateful for the fact that David has been out on the floor tidying up, making sure that everything is in the proper place, facing the correct way, folded exactly so. He appreciates David's attention to detail. One that matches his own, but examines and gives importance to different details. It's part of what makes them such a good team. Between them, they end up with all the details covered.

    This reprieve has given him a chance to spend time processing the events of the last twenty-four hours on his own.

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    “I’d offer you a penny for your thoughts, but I’m pretty sure I get your thoughts for free now that we are married,” David teased, testing the waters to see if Patrick wanted to talk. David had grown quite fond of punctuating sentences with “now that we are married.”

    Patrick, temporarily taken out of his reverie, looked fondly at his husband, laughed and said, “Yes, my thoughts are free to you now.” He went back to staring at the photo.

    “So tell me,” David said as he took Patrick’s left hand. They rarely held hands. They kissed, they hugged, they touched all day long. But, hand holding was reserved for these moments. It was a way of offering strength and support to one another in their own private language.

    Patrick drew on that strength and support from David, took a deep breath and said it. He didn’t realize until David asked that he needed to say it out loud. “I can say with 100% certainty with no exaggeration at all that I was the luckiest person in that room tonight and I think it may go for the entire world. And it is all because of you. Our wedding day is the best day of my life because it was the day you vowed to spend the rest of your life with me.”

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    David and Patrick are matched up in a provincial sports pen pal exchange as kids. Even when baseball doesn't go so well for David, their friendship and correspondence endures over the years, leading to big questions, deep feelings, and much more.

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    “Is this your first time?” David asks as he leans close. Patrick sucks in a surprised breath, briefly questioning if he had made a mistake in asking for this as he realises how close they are going to be for the next few minutes. But David’s hands are soft and steady as he tilts his head up just slightly and looks thoughtfully.

    “Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Is it that obvious?”

    “You have this kind of deer in the headlights expression on your face,” David explains, using the hand balancing the paintbrush to gesture at his own face. “It’s cute.”

    OR, David and Patrick meet at New York Pride ! 🏳️🌈

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    "Y’know - I was thinking of something. Something we haven’t tried yet.”

    David punctuates his words with a wicked spread of his fingers, sending a pulse of want through Patrick’s body. “Unh… uh-huh?” Patrick manages.

    “I think it’d be really, really hot,” David murmurs conversationally, “if you rode my cock.”

    Or: with a little guidance, Patrick tries something new.

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    From his vantage point on the couch, David can see that Patrick is sulking. He’s sitting at the table staring at the laptop, beer untouched, his hand clenched in a fist on the table. He sighs and sips his wine, trying to assess whether enough time has passed that he can approach Patrick.

    Or

    David knows how to deal with Pouty Patrick

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    Comments:
    37
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    Patrick speaks in facts and figures. He aced statistics in college. He lives and breathes spreadsheets — shit, he could set up an Excel formula with his eyes closed, if you asked. It’s just… who he is. Sometimes, when nothing else makes sense, he can fall back on what he knows is always true. In life, there will never be just one solution, but with math? He’ll always find the answer he’s looking for. Always.

    And, right now, he’s… Yeah, he’s feeling a little nauseous.

    Because the math isn’t in their favor.

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