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    When their mouths met the roaring sound that filled David’s ears had nothing to do with the rush of the Falls.

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    A CODA to Open Mic using lyrics from Noah Reid's False Alarms.

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    Patrick could only mouth Wow!, but he broke out in a grin when he saw David’s eyes crinkle and his pout curl to the side before he was escorted away to his seat, thankfully still in Patrick’s line of vision. The lights dimmed and a hush fell over the crowd as the show started. Patrick couldn’t tell you much of what happened after that as he couldn’t pull his gaze away from David, elegantly perched under the lights of the front row. His legs crossed demurely at the ankle before he stretched one out mid show, inching the skirt panel higher up his thigh. Patrick saw David glance a couple times his way even though he knew with the lights and his positioning, he’d never be able to see him, but he loved knowing that David was still wanting to remember he was there.

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    Inspired by Dan Levy's Thom Browne NYFW look (sans glasses), we imagine that David makes his triumphant return to NYC, this time with Patrick.

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    5
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    David Rose hated sports. The only good thing that ever came from David participating in sportsball of any kind was the new nose he'd gotten at age 13 courtesy of a rogue basketball. And yet here he was, again, filling in for Ronnie on the sports beat for the Toronto Star.
     
    The one thing he'd allowed himself to enjoy was the sight of Number 13's tight ass as he ran around the field in his snug white baseball pants. That was a beautiful sight indeed.

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    Can David and Patrick survive a simple post-game locker room interview without eventual sexytimes? What do you think?

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    A look at some moments from David and Patrick’s relationship and a special song.

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    12
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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    7/12
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    A series of flashbacks through the view of David and Patrick when they were both incredibly unsure of their life choices. Choices that ultimately led to an amazing outcome.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    371
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    There is a reason why David’s parents don’t know about Patrick.

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    1/1
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    1
    Hits:
    850
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    David moves to Schitts Creek in grade 3 and meets Patrick, Stevie, and Ted. They become fast friends. This story follows David and Patrick through their friendship.

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    40
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    7
    Hits:
    572
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    The Brewers are an old Irish Mafia family, known to be cold, calculating businessmen. Patrick is the numbers guy, diligent and methodical, so he knows what the loss of the Rose video empire means, not only for them but for his own family. The monetary loss isn't a concern for people like the Brewers, but the loss of face absolutely is.

    Unfortunately, Patrick can’t throw stones.

    His parents have been touting his upcoming marriage for months, inviting all the most important people, but now he’s gone and broken it off with Rachel for reasons not even he understands.

    When the Roses offer a marriage of convenience in exchange for their debt being eliminated, it's an offer Clint "Carbon" Brewer can't refuse.

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    10/?
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    It wasn’t that Patrick wasn’t happy or grateful. It was just that he thought his life in New York would be so much more exciting. It was different than his life back home for sure, but it was still bland. Still predictable. He had changed all of his surroundings but somehow, his life was carrying on as if he was still living in rural Ontario.

    At least, it was until the day the angel walked through the doors.

    Oh and angel? That wasn’t so much of an exaggeration as one would think. Because peeking out of his huge, stylish shoulder bag was what appeared to be a black, feathered wing.

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    It's Open Mic, and everything is the same... except that Patrick is objectively terrible at singing and playing the guitar.

    It doesn't change how David feels about it.

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    1/1
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    468
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    Five times David leans on Patrick and one where Patrick leans on David

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    Patrick and his friends go to a porn star convention where they stumble upon "The Duke"

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    4/?
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    10
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    Patrick offers to tutor David in marketing class, but it's totally platonic... right?

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    College/university AU but Patrick is disabled.

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    It happens every so often, usually after a particularly stressful day at the store, or perhaps after staying up too late to watch an action-packed movie while David is asleep. Rachel told him he did it, and it only took a few months in his apartment when David started noticing, too. 

    Patrick was a sleep-talker, though he neither confirmed nor denied this. At first, David was freaked out by it, always waking Patrick up if he heard it. But as the years came and went, David got used to it. In turn, it provided an unexpected benefit.

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    163
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    Newly out (okay maybe it's been a while he just hasn't acted on it yet) Patrick Brewer has lived his entire life in a carefully planned bubble. He decides he wants to throw caution to the wind and be reckless for just one night (carefully of course). While out on the town a handsome stranger sends him a drink and derails all of his plans.

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    Chapters:
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    53
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    183
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    12
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    1805
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    When they first realized how volatile grocery shopping would be for their relationship, about six months after Patrick moved into his apartment, they simply decided to go separately. 

    This was not the solution.

    Eventually they settled on this; they would go grocery shopping once a week, together. They both knew the other's pitfalls: Patrick was an in-and-out kind of shopper, while David wanted to look around.

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    28
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    4
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    737
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    Rose Gold, the up-and-coming New York based PR firm run by brother-sister tag-team David and Alexis Rose, specializes in making over both individuals and organizations from the inside out. Still new to the game, their services haven’t exactly become as sought-after as they were hoping in the big city. Their saving grace – both personal and professional – comes from the last place David ever thought he would find himself again - and he doesn't just mean Canada.

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    7/?
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    119
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    25
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    David had said “no” more than once. In fact, he had said “no” more than once, in more than one way.

    “Absolutely not, Patrick,” and “You’re kidding right? No,” or Patrick’s favorite, which was just David’s face crumpling into a look of bewilderment that knitted his eyebrows together so fiercely he couldn’t see where one ended and the other began. This usually included him waving his hands around chaotically to punctuate his opinion.

    Patrick wanted chickens, and he is going to try anything in his power to convince David that this is a good idea.

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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    610

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