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    “You’re on,” Patrick says finally, and he catches her smile before greeting the man that’s just entered.

    Best case scenario, he walks out of here tonight with a boyfriend. If not, he gets a whole day of bossing his friend around.

    It’ll be fun.

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    David thinks of Patrick as his boyfriend. Of course he does. He just needs to be prodded into admitting it out loud.

    Set during 4x04: Girl's Night

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    Patrick takes a shower to get ready for whiskey at Jake's.

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    David tells Patrick about his hyperfixation, it's exactly what it says on the tin.

    Title from "I'll Be Okay" by Why Don't We

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    Patrick arrives in Schitt's Creek still stinging from his breakup with Rachel. Things didn't go as planned and her words hang in his mind. When he meets David, Patrick slowly begins to realise what she had been trying to tell him all along. But is there a place for Patrick in David's life, or is he just the business guy?

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    12/?
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    “You picked a hell of a time to run away.”
     

    Patrick Brewer runs away from his old life and ends up at the Rosebud Motel the day a tragic event changes the world forever.

    A dystopian AU.

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    20/?
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    Tiny fill for schittyfic's prompt: David and Patrick interviewing for their first sales assistant

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    It is not love at first sight.

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    “Lunch?” Patrick asks, untying the bag.

    David turns around, dropping the feather duster by his side and sagging. It’s for effect, Patrick is sure. “Oh thank god! I have had a day.”

    Patrick felt his lips twitch affectionately and tried to keep the amusement out of his voice. “David, I left you alone for an hour and a half. That’s not a day.”

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    Alexis takes Twyla back the motel after their first date.

    Title from "The Best" by Tina Turner, of course

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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love with each other, and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    What if Moira was the one who took the pregnancy test (not Jocelyn)?

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    66/?
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    David Rose is the proprietor of Schitt's Creek's very own Rose Erotica, Elm County's only adult store.

    Patrick Brewer is newly out, and is a little ignorant to the wonders of sex

    Thankfully there is a cute store owner who can help him learn a thing or two.

     

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    Diversity and inclusion is important to us at Hallmark, and we certainly don’t want our LGBT customers to feel like our cards are not meant for them. I don’t believe there are any plans on our roadmap for LGBT-focused cards, but we’re certainly open to suggestions on ways to make our standard card selection less “appallingly heteronormative.”

    Patrick is a greeting card writer for Hallmark. David has Opinions.

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    Rose Apothecary is thriving! It's time to franchise and David can think of no better place for their next location than New York. The time for launch is soon approaching and he can't wait. However, what's the saying about how if one part of your life is thriving you have to be prepared to let the other parts slack? David must learn to bring balance back to his life and examine what he really wants from his winnings.

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    6/?
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    David only has one way to deal with a difficult day: pop a pill, cry a bit, early to bed. This has always worked - but his supply of pills is depleted and with five left, how will he cope when they're gone?

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    2/6
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    David Rose stepped out of the rental car and pulled his suitcase from the trunk. He slipped the weekender bag over his shoulder and stared up at the house before him. It never stopped to amaze him that his parents had managed to build such a mammoth of a home in such a small town. Then again, avoiding a place for almost a decade would change anyone’s perspective.

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    David returns home to Schitt's Creek after a ten year absence for his sister's wedding where he is forced to face not only the reasons he left in the first place, but the mistakes that he's made along the way.

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    Patrick introduces David to an unexplored kink.

    Title from "You Matter to Me" sung by Drew Gehling and Jessie Mueller

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    Ohmygod. A voice that sounds a lot like his husband’s echoes in Patrick’s brain. His parents heard them. Heard them having sex. Heard them having sex so rambunctious that they broke the goddam bed.

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    Patrick takes David on a walk through Schitt's Creek after getting the news they'll be moving into a cottage together.

    Title from "willow" by Taylor Swift

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