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    And so the Machine did observe the people before him, and he scoffed, thinking that they could ever possibly defeat him and his armies. "The idiots. The fools. Bugs to be swatted and Squashed."

    And thus did the Machine declare them obsolete, and deserving of death. And he raised his arm and thus did he spread his influence towards them- a sickening gleaming red light falling down from the heavens upon which he sat.

    Doom and Death, he decreed.

    Doom and Death, for his Kingdom would be of Machines ruling a dead land and a dead land only.

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    The younger set of Striders notice a creep paying them a little too much attention at the mall. Now, technically they should probably inform an adult, but really--could an adult handle it this efficiently?

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    Derrick Strider was 17 when he was rescued by a murderous angel. He was 18 when his nephews were born and he was 20 when they were kidnapped and killed. Years later, he finds his murderous angel raising his nephews and as a cannibalistic freelance hitman assassin.
    That should not be hot but it is.


    Dirk and Dave Sprite were twins, they knew that mom/dad wasn't actually their parent, it was obvious from the wings that they had but they didn't care. They loved them and would do anything for them. They were 13 when their biological family found them, which was cool but uncle or not, Derrick should stay away from their parent.


    Deilos Sprite was really surprised at how violent this universe was but didn't mind. They didn't expect adopting Dirk and Dave as their own pair of kittens/chicks/kids but didn't mind. Raising them as assassins and hitmen? Weird but didn't mind again. They tried to stay away from the Strilondes but they couldn't stay away forever. Was it wrong to be attracted to the alternate version of their once older brother? Maybe? Well cannibalism was wrong too but they didn't mind that.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother and a life his splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

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    Jade Harley, during the "Solo year" her group of friends decided to hold to decompress post game, finds her way to the centre of their new galaxy. There she comes across a familiarly coloured black hole, and reminisces about the nature of her aspect, and what it means to be Jade Harley.

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    The End of the Epilogues didn't feel complete but we don't know anything about what is coming next. This sad state of affairs is going to be changes by yours truly. I present The Homestuck Afterwords! A continuation about what happens AFTER the Epilogues. This duology of Homestuck Fan Fiction can be read in any order weather Candy or Meat. They will be updated one chapter per side (or not if I feel like adding one or more chapter at a time). This is intended to be the same work regardless of how the number of the series is displayed.
    For your convenience I will be placing links to each of the corresponding chapters and the next equivalence so that you may read this however you want. For example: Start with Candy 1 -> Meat 1 -> Candy 2 -> Meat 2 or vise versa. Or just read each straight through.
    This will be an ongoing project and as I'm shitballs terrible when it comes to planning for writing, the schedule is currently up in the air.
    I have no idea will go. Enjoy!

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    They hold hands. In PUBLIC.

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    Maybe that haunted hollow-eyed version of Calliope had been right when she’d talked about the nature of Space; how it needs to fall back, remain dormant and passive and empty and silent until the right moment, and that even then its final act is to collapse inwards and leave nothing. Jade can understand that feeling – the way it seems like she’s always waiting for something to happen, like she can’t take a step forward without it being because it’s at the right moment for someone else. A goddess eternity in transit. She’s scared of what comes next. She’s scared of collapse.

     

    Jade thinks about loneliness and birthdays on Earth C.

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    After Rose falls pregnant with Kanaya's baby, motherhood starts taking its toll on the very anxious and unsuspecting couple.

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    In their sleep, Davepeta is smiling.

    It's...probably (purrobably?) a good thing that Hal doesn't know what they're smiling about.

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    D beats a certain Life witch a few too many times in online Mariokart. Unprompted magical shenanigans ensue.

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    Roxy throws a party to announce her engagement, but unfortunately for her, all of her family members are disasters.

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    *Oprah voice* You get a therapist--You get a therapist-- Everybody gets a therapist!

    Or, how one carapacian ends up becoming the therapist for a group of young gods

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    An exploratory check of one of Rose's premonitions leads to several unexpected discoveries—some new, and one from the past. That second one is the one that's going to cause the most problems.

    playlist for this fic is here! Suggestions for more songs to put on it are welcome!

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    D walks in on a somewhat concerning experiment Sollux is running on Davepeta.

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    "Believe it or not, you don't have everything figured out. I've been up to my ass in your philosophical duality schtick long enough to know that it's bs. There’s way, way more gray to the game than the chess dudes make it out to be.

    ... What I'm saying is it doesn't have to be black or white. Do you want more ironic metaphors to get the gears turning? 'Cause-"

    "No; they're turning. It just sits worse than a sugar-coated steak."

    "Hey, no one said you *had* to eat that shit."

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    Derrick Strider was 19 years old when he tried to end it all and ended up being saved by an angel. No one believed him obviously but he knew the angel was real. Still, the angel made him realize that even though life was shit, he had to do his best for his brother. Like be there for him when one of his kids dies in a hospital fire.


    Dave E. Sprite was 12 years old when he finally met his biological family, he knew he wasn't actually related to his Mom/Dad because he didn't have cool ass wings like them but still, he didn't want to leave his mom but his biological family seem so cool, not as cool as his parent but yeah.


    Davepeta, now 'Deilos E. Sprite', wasn't thinking much when they saved this universe's younger and alternate version of his Bro that night at the bridge but they did. They also weren't thinking much when they saved baby Dave from that burning hospital years ago, but they did. Raising baby Dave as their chick/kitten/kid? You bet your ass they didn't think that through. But again, they did. And now everything was biting them in the ass. Also was it wrong to slowly fall in love with the alternate version of your old brother? Yeah? No? Maybe? Fuck if they know.

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    in this dive we rediscover sensation

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    Red and green, Joey was sick of those colors. Especially when they teleport her to unknown planets.

    Hiveswap kids appear on Earth C, mostly to resolve issues that kids have, maybe to help some adults too.

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    Davepeta pays Hal a nighttime visit with an announcement and a request. Hal is less than thrilled about both.

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