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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    The thought fermented in his brain for a good minute, causing him to space out on whatever John was talking about, probably to go get therapy. Lil Cal wasn’t here anymore, so what if… What if they redeemed Bro?

    Or Bro romance redemption arc

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    Vampires and Werewolves have always been on… rough terms, especially in a world where both try to stay hidden from humans. One day a vampire stumbles across a werewolf and friendship happens?

    (Working summary.)

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    Everybody regrets choices they have made, but for Dave Strider, it's especially bad. But at least it comes with cheap antique cats and the guilt of ruining a young man's life, right in his own bedroom. That won't matter in the long run, right?
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    From now on, Karkat Vantas hates his birthday, and every birthday that will come after. What can he say? Highschool boys are relentless.

    Highschool is relentless.

     

    (most tags are for future chapters, but one or two may be added/updated)

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    Dave goes to school! Then he gets lice.
    Then his stupid brother picks him up and they go to a gas station in awkwardness.
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    The heavy glass door closed, and the clicking stopped. But the scuffing of Bro's chucks sounded loud when the chilly evening air filled the sound. Dave felt an unknown, damn near-primal, angry emotion as he opened the door to Bro's shitty car. But he stifled all thoughts and buried his hands in his hair. The ignition blared and then hummed; the car smelled of some alcohol, and the dash reeked of cigarettes. It was monotonous as the car drove, fuzzy dice swayed and a tacky hula girl danced. Dave was too young to be in the passenger seat, but that didn't stop him from sitting there, anyway.
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    John turned more than a page.

    When a timeline is undone, what else is there to do but fall?

    When the story moves on, when the lens of the narrative fades away to black, who tells those who lived it?

    You did not want to die.

    D isn't sure if he did.

    What's one more note, shoved haphazardly into a requiem the Gods left behind? A key change that dissolves the chords into chaotic dissonance.

    Two (three) notes that were never meant to meet.

    It's not their fault Sburb and anything related sounds completely bonkers when you haven't lived it.

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    14/?
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    Dave Strider has a hard time accepting life as it is and Karkat Vantas likes to pretend to be oblivious

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    The kingdoms of Derse and Prospit are perennial rivals. Recently, for political reasons, King Dietrich I has been having tense negotiations with Old King Harley of Prospit, and he has demanded a hostage—collateral—a “consort” for second-in-line Jake English.

    So, an over-convoluted excuse for Dirk to wear a fancy collar and for people to be emotionally distraught about it in general.

    Porn starts in chapter 3.

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    ‘This was all far too overwhelming! Karkat didnt know what to do. What would he choose? This might not even be a choice! He couldnt just… ignore everything that happened here..! Thats unfair to him and his friends!’
    ——
    In which karkat and the other trolls are sent to a small city on earth, But they werent told the full truth of a specific detail. An important detail, at that.
    (THIS IS A REWRITE OF MY OTHER FIC AND IS FOCUSED ON DAVEKAT)

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    Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away…
    Ugh, no. Tacky. That’s so fucking cliche. Try again.
    This is the story of how I died.
    Actually, that’s even worse. Fuck it. This is your story. If f you want to be cliché you will be cliché thank you very much. Starting over.

    Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, a king and queen mourned for the loss of their firstborn.

    A Tangled AU no one asked for, but I wanted. Has this been done before? Probably. This one's for me, y'all. Play with me in this space I'm creating.

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    Fresh out of the hospital following a near death experience and years of addiction, Dave is ready to start over and move on with his life. Turns out, it's harder than it sounds.

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    Bro is an asshole who makes Dave go to school with cum stuffed into his womb. Dave tries to keep it in and fails.

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    When Prince Dave Lalonde gets kidnapped, he wasn't expecting to be rescued by a sellsword. Even more mortifying, his father has promised his maidenhead to this man in exchange for his safe return home.

    He doesn't really want to give it up, but what choice does he have?

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    You glanced at Bro still chatting outside the window and a quote from a game you watched him play flitted through your head. What was it?
    Pick a God and pray?
    Well, you didn't really believe in Gods but maybe it couldn't hurt.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are nine years old when you first pray to a God you don’t know for help. Because it’s Dave, he’s really too young to die. You’re surprised when your prayer is answered by a blustering Child God in blue.
    It never happens again.
    Until it does. Again. And again.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
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    43
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    109
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    14
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    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
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    35
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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    L’univers te recrache sur le toit t’ayant servi de portail au jeu, et tu te rattrapes avec le pif.

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    Davesprite peine à s’habituer à être l’Autre Dave. Bro est revenu d’entre les morts, et l’appartement des Strider à deux fois trop de gens. Se réconcilier prend du temps et des efforts, et le pardon doit se mériter.
    Tu dois essayer, et quand ça n’est pas suffisant, tu dois essayer plus FORT.

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    Dave and Karkat hang out at Dave’s place while bro is out for a while. Things get a little spicy and they get overheard by bro. Who is not exactly happy about it.
    This story has mentions of the roof and physical injury. Please proceed with caution.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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