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    Bro embarrasses Dave before making him suck his cock.

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    Dirk hasn't been turning in his homework, and why should he? Apparently so he doesn't get mandatory tutoring. But can he really complain when his tutor is his long-time crush, John Egbert?

    John is a friendly, helpful guy who sees the best in everyone around him, including Dirk. He just wishes Dirk could see it in himself.

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    Surprise! The multiverse theorem is real and because of that, everything, in a sense, is real... including Homestuck, unfortunately.
    One can imagine the infinite possibilities! Anything stretching from the regular game of SBURB to a universe where everyone except John is a cat and he just so happens to be allergic to cats. Basically, everything happens one way or another.
    With that idea in mind, there is also a universe where Homestuck is fictional.
    As it turns out, with infinite possibilities and infinite timelines, there is always room for Murphy's Law.
    If anything can go wrong, it will.
    Dave lives with Dirk and Bro in a small apartment in Houston Texas where he discovers a Webcomic. Things go downhill very quickly.
    TAGS ARE BEING ADDED AS WE PROGRESS (I just want to get a good sense as to what characters will show up and what triggers will apply)

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    Sometimes Jake gets scared. He gets scared when his grandpa tell him all the ways he'll make prospit a better kingdom. He gets scared when his grandma tells him about all the wars he'll fight in. He gets scared when Dirk talks about marriage. He gets scared when he has to pick between love or prospit.

    Sometimes he chooses prospit but realises that'd be selfish.

    So he picks Dirk. Now it's all catching up to him. All the fear, all the sadness. Everything.

    So he's hiding under Dirk's bed after running away from his own wedding

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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    Nepeta Leijon is 22 and newly independent. Except... There's one problem. Her abusive boyfriend, Gamzee Makara. Her best friend Feferi Peixes doesn't take too kindly to the guy, though she knows nothing of Nepeta's turmoil.

    Update: INDEFINITE HIATUS

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    Vriska and Dave are MADLY in love with one another, as people with similar issues but differences in coping or execution often are, but have you seen Bro? Tall. Pretty. No smile. Pecs that he can move individually. Come on.

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    Bro comes home drunk to find five year old Dave sleeping and decides to show him some adult love.

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    Bro wants a blow job, so homework can wait.

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    Karkat is an exchange student moving to Earth to avoid being culled. That would be fine if the universe didn’t hate Karkat. He gets stuck living with Dave Strider, an asshole Karkat swears is the biggest douchebag this side of paradox space. There is no way in hell they would ever get along. Right?

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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

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    Dave Strider thought that getting away from Bro would solve all of his problems. Little did he know, the foster care system has other plans in mind, including rooming him with the grumpiest human in existence: Karkat Vantas.

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    One night seven years ago, Dave and Derrick Strider disappeared. Two months later, Derrick's body was found; Blood drained, neck broken. Dave's was not recovered, but Kanaya confirmed that the building smelled of Dave's blood- too strongly for him to still be alive.

    Now, Karkat works for an organization that tries to make sure no one else will ever have to feel the pain he did, he does, at knowing someone he cared about, someone he loved, is dead at the hands of a vampire that gives the entire species a bad name. So when he's sent to a small town to investigate the deaths of three victims, when they bring in a vampire for him to question, he's certain it'll be no different than usual- that is, until he takes off the vampire's hood and sees a face from his past- someone he was sure he'd lost for good.

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    Bro Strider hates to see his baby brother in pain, and he’s willing to do anything to prevent him from suffering.

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    As a result of his evolving powers, Bro takes over from Dirk. John decides to keep his mischief contained.

    Includes discussion of abuse.

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    It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.

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    A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.

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    Roci Strider is many things, confused and closed off makes up a lot of those things, so, of course, middle and high school are absolute hell. Friends, opening up, and confronting herself aren't things that come naturally and it's practically impossible to get past her wall that she's built up. Doesn't mean people don't try relentlessly--like holy shit can these guys lay off?

    or

    humanstuck AU that I've invested too much time into.

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    Exactly what the title says. There's no plot or story of any kind -- there's barely even dialogue. This is solely an excuse for me to indulge in a fetish of mine.

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    Eridan's best friend has been spending a lot of time with this new guy lately, which is, you know, fine. He agreed to tag along with Karkat on this sleepover because he hadn't wanted to be left out, but it seems to be happening anyway. Good thing there's somebody else in Dave's apartment to occupy his time.

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