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    Timelines are supposed to become doomed when a loop can't be closed properly. They can't feed into themselves, so they die and are eventually consumed by the horrorterrors. Davesprite can't let that happen again.

    So when the timeline becomes doomed due to his actions, he undertakes the responsibility to find a way to close the loop and get back on track, with a little help from the Maid of Time.

    John Egbert is unsure of his(?) entire identity. Vriska had given him some girl clothes to use for a prank against someone else (at least, he thinks), so why does he like wearing them so much?

    Tavros needs to be brave for once. With help from a mysterious human named "June" that had contacted him, as well as help from a romance-obsessed catgirl, he finally feels confident to stand up to Vriska when he couldn't before.

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    Bro lives in the post-game world with the rest of the consorts and individuals of Universe C. But he is haunted by things that he never lived and someone he has never met. As his life gets more fractal, the pantheon that he does not believe in starts paying quality attention to him.

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    Your name is Jake English. You made some stupid decisions in your youth as a gun for hire, and now, that's coming back to bite you. Just not in any way you could have seen coming.

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    This is the second installment of a series. Keep 'Em Close is the first. It is the exact same story from a different POV. You can honestly read them in any order.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    This is the first installment of a series. Keep 'Em Closer is the second. It is the exact same story from a different POV. You can honestly read them in any order.

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    John has been watching over the magical golden feather for years, ever since his dad entrusted it to him to protect. He's never had a lot of direct contact with all the magic stuff before, despite his mother being from *there* (the other world, that is), but that all changes when the feather starts to glow and suddenly the Strider twins are dropped directly into his life.

    John may not know much about the power struggles happening in the other world, or have any idea how to fight off bounty hunters and mind lords, but he does know one thing: he’ll do whatever it takes to get those boys back where they belong, even if he has to drive across the country on an extended road trip and fail high school to do it.

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    *ON HIATUS FOR REWRITES*

    You get in his car, both of you slinging your bags into the backseat. You can feel Cal’s empty stare on the back of your neck. After an hour, you finally speak up.
    “So where are we going?”
    “Cali.”
    “Why?”
    “Because /someone/ was out of the house during school hours, shoplifting,” he says, and your heart sinks into your stomach. “Because /someone/ had a truancy officer start poking around. And /someone/ is fucking lucky I don’t just let them take you off to juvie or something.” His face is still calm and his voice icy but his hands have tightened enough on the steering wheel that you can see that his knuckles are turning white.
    He’s /really/ pissed.

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    By night, Bro is the runner of a multibillion dollar a year porn website. By day he's a barista at a multibillion dollar a year coffeeshop. One customer in particular tries his patience, and eventually....his heart.

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    Everything was like a hurricane before he met John, but he took some time to learn about that. It was only when he fell for someone his own age that he realized all had always been wrong.

    (Where Dave thinks his existence is normal. It is, very clearly to everyone else, not).

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    Dave Strider was living in Texas when his mother abandoned him and a neighbor called social services. He’s picked up by his older brother, Bro, who he has never meet and takes him to Georgia to live in a little stone house in front of a big woods on a red dirt road.

    It goes well, until Dave figures out what Bro does for money on the side.

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    Бро завис, гребаные подростки не должны быть такими милыми, не-а, но один из этих мелких засранцев как раз спит на его диване.

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    Бро как-то пропустил всю эту свистопляску со свиданиями под луной, провожанием до дома и проч. Думал, что пропустил.

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    Помните, когда Бро впервые увидел Джона?

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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Genshin Impact)

    kaeya alberich is loved.

    this is a fact. it would be selfish to dispute this, despite their own ebbing and waning doubts. love and hurt are not mutually exclusive, and in this case, it’s really not the fault of kaeya’s adults that they are never in the best health. needs must, and circumstances make it impossible for them to shield kaeya entirely from hardship.

    their father makes a lot of the hardest choices for their family.

    so when the abyss order sets down its ultimatum, their father is the one to make the decision for them.

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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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    A 30-day writing challenge using Hyenaface's Hypnovember 2022 prompt list! New stories daily for the month of November

    Additional kinks may feature in each chapter, author's notes will warn for them as and when they appear.

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    Seven years ago, Jake went out for coffee with a man named “Hal,” a simple first date that sparked a whirlwind romance and the kind of happily-ever-after marriage only found in fairytales.

    All that came crashing down one night when someone came to their door with a picture of “Hal,” asking about Dirk Strider, and Jake— realizing he’d been lied to for years— left without saying goodbye.

    Weeks in the future but not many, Dirk tries to repair whatever might be left of their relationship. But what part of his past could be so unspeakable that he’d forge a whole second identity just to escape it?

    (heavily inspired by 36 Questions, the musical podcast, but you don’t need prior knowledge of that to read the fic!)

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    I wanted to see if I could do my absolute favorite thing, torturing Dave Strider, for 31 whole days. I probably can’t but hey I might as well give it a try. Strap in because things are gonna get crazy

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    You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and he crashes at your place. Turns out, he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider.

    What seems like a simple task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things.
    One, Dave is hot as fuck.
    Two, Dirk is also hot as fuck.
    Three, they have the same taste in girls.

    “i warned you about the striders, bro. i told you dog!”

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    16/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider. You're twelve years old, you live in Houston, Texas with your older brother, and you really wish you had the ability to press fast-forward on life to get to the part where you aren't here.

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    1/?
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