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    John started dating this guy who is a lot older than he is, but he's pretty cool and really protective. John can't bring himself to pull away from him... no matter what he says or does.

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    Bro has finally decided to give John a chance. This is the morning after their first hook up.

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    John makes the mistake of letting Rose take full control of a conversation (go figure) and receives some preposterous exaggeration about the size of Bro's um, endowement, slapped on his face. And naturally, he gets curious.

    But in like, a no homo way, obvs.

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    It's teatime somewhere in the world...

    In which Bro dotes on a trio of much-loved dolls, cataloguing a fine playtime under his supervision. On request, of course.

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    Bro Strider is a priest with some nasty habits and an ego so large he assumes he'll never face punishment. Unfortunately for him, he's already caught something's attention. It's time for some retribution.

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    John innocently sends a photo of himself to Dave’s older brother online. Bro replies less than innocently.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    The other angels always say that it never happens all at once, the corruption of the heart. It happens in parts.

    (RP log. Unedited.)

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    A big ol Jam of a world that Ectothermal and I cooked up where Dad is the head Alpha of a giant fucking cult. Everyone loves him. It's great. Except for his son John, who is forbidden from losing his virginity.

    (John is not happy about this at ALL.)

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    Dirk and John have been dating for over a year, but John still hasn't met Dirk's family. This is why.
    MIND THE TAGS.

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    Ambrose Strider never wanted to be a dad. He struggles to feed himself and keep the apartment clean and keep the lights on, but when fate dumps a child in his lap, how could he say no. Even if he's lonely and tired and barely making ends meet, they're happy.

    John Egbert always wanted to be a family man. When it all falls apart it's just him and his daughter, left to put their lives back together. But he wouldn't trade it for the world, as long as he gets to see his daughter smile.

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    As a newly official couple, Dirk and John both go together to the Lalonde's annual Christmas bash. Dirk begs futilely for John to try to NOT kill his creepy older brother with promises of sex later. Well, at least one person keeps their word.

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    [OLD] this is just a bunch of stuff i pulled from my old tumblr. embarrassing to look at but im not gonna take it down

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    John finally finds the perfect gift for his mate who’s never enjoyed Christmas.

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    After winning a very different session of SBurb, John Egbert awakens to discover himself in a featureless room with nothing but the clothes on his back and the abilities of a creator.

    With the help of a faceless ally, his best friend Dave, and Dave's Bro, he begins to learn how to harness his newfound powers to build a new reality. As he does, he starts noticing Dave's Bro, a lot. And Bro might be noticing him, too.

    With the power of authorship at one's command, who's really calling the shots? What better way to find out than by playing a new game?

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    Bro had begun teaching at Dave's college in what I can only assume is separation anxiety. Although, while putting his Ph.D to use, he takes interest in a student of his that makes him want to put his other PHD to use. (That's the worst joke I've ever made. I'm so sorry)
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    Your name is Bro Strider, (also known as Dirk, but not many people call you that. Other than your 3 closest friends, of course) and you're a teacher at your brother Dave's chosen college: Sam Houston State University. You've been a professor in Computer Software Engineering Technology for the past year now. Ironically, of course.
    Eventually, though, you began to enjoy your teaching job. Just a bit...

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    John's finally going to meet his internet friend, Dave, and stay over at his house for the summer! Sure, his Bro is apparently anti-social, but who cares about that!

    Except, when John arrives, Bro is friendly to him. A little - too friendly?

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they turning into monsters? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. Their powers have gone with them but something seemed to have gone wrong, they were turning into monsters! They've ran from their newly restored families who have no memory of the game but know that they turned into monsters. To keep them safe, they try to keep their distance and protect them as best as they can.

    Rifts from the game are appearing but the game monsters are stronger, more violet and more terrifying. Old enemies are on the horizon and the people of the Earth are terrified of them and what's to come.

    Gog help them all.

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    The mechanical workings of a gloryhole don’t elude you.

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