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    As a result of his evolving powers, Bro takes over from Dirk. John decides to keep his mischief contained.

    Includes discussion of abuse.

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    Dave walks in on a scene after work

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    When Taco Bell Night doesn't happen, Dave figures a fine punishment for John was to sign him up as a subscriber to his Bro's puppet porn site. Little does Dave know that John and Dirk end up as texting buddies. Little do John and Dirk know that Dave is the link between them.

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    5/?
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    14
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    Dave Strider has been in love with John Egbert for years, but when he finally invites John to stay with him over the summer, it's his Bro who makes a move.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? Why were they hybrids now? What the hell was going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. They've become hybrids, combinations of each of their species, capable of switching species when it came to it. Rifts are appearing and they're mistaken as an alien species, which wasn't too far off the mark.

    Dave says fuck it and makes everything harder for Earth and the hybrids find themselves making a hypothetical backstory for themselves as an alien species. Meanwhile, the actual aliens, the trolls of Beforus are flabbergasted by a similar but very different species to their own.

    Her Benevolence just smiles and plays along with the lies.

    Watch everyone scramble around to deal with the hot mess.

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    5/?
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    39
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    When you're a cool guy like Dave Strider, nothing gets you ruffled up. Smuppets, Rose, that annoying guy who always typed in all caps because he was too retarded to turn off his caps lock, and most importantly, NOT your older bro swapping spit and other sexy time fluids with your childhood best bro friend.

    Ok, maybe that last one gets you a little ruffled up.

    Dave Strider never thought that he'd be into something as lame and uncool as "love", especially with his childhood best friend. But when his friendship and developing feelings are threatened by none other than the coolest guy who ever existed, his own Bro, Dave finds himself embarking on a Strife that's going to be more intense than being a part of the prom committee, teenage hormones, and surviving high school combined. Sharpen your blades, boys; we're in for a ride.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Chapters:
    39/?
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    When Dave Strider leads a coup against John and becomes the new Music Society president, John vows to learn the art of electro to one-up him. (Un)fortunately, he accidentally picks Dave's brother to be his tutor.

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    1/1
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    3
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    24
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    2
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    337
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    John and Dave are hanging out but Bro comes home early from work and fucks John instead of beating Dave and essentially cucks his little brother. Based on a twitter thread I made.

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    Dirk's got a new play thing, he's 18 and fucking hot as shit. Dirk's not even fuckin mad that he's loud at night, they're probably keeping his little bro up, but like he cares. Dirk just wants to give John everything he wants.

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    1
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    Dave invites his internet friend John over for the summer. Dirk becomes rapidly obsessed with him.

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    It’s another one of those days where John needs Bro to take him down a peg.

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    A warrior prince, John Egbert, is captured on the battlefield. The enemy leaders of the rebellion pump John full of aphrodisiacs and enjoy their prize, but not before roughing him up a bit first.
    Even in the face of defeat, John works to keep his pride and poise.

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    Dirk Strider is back with the love of his life, Jake Crocker.

    So why can't he stop thinking about Jake's younger brother, John?

     

    (READ THE TAGS this one went off the fuckin rails)

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    Bro, John and Dave watch a movie, though Bro and John are interested in something else entirely.

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    John Egbert is reticent to hang out at Dave's place, mostly because his bro is his physics teacher. But after an argument with his Dad, he comes running there - and doesn't find the Strider he expects.

    But then, Bro doesn't quite get what he expects either.

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    33
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    1
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    A boy meets a man outside in the woods. Except it's not a man, but a...

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    John's feelings are a complicated mess of admiration and respect and friendship and attraction and he's decided to be honest, because Dirk's always been honest with him.

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    You start to count off, "for one, you're kind of an asshole."
    "Yeah."
    "you're also really overwhelming sometimes to deal with!"
    "I know."
    "and you...say one thing but then do other stuff, and all the mixed messages. i feel like you're constantly trying to push me away! and i don't know whether i want to punch you or kiss you and i--"
    You look down from him to your lap, and bite your lip.
    "i just want to understand things. i want to understand you. i want to understand you, and i'd rather just be taking french."

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    2/?
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    41
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    454
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    There is a demand for eggs. We refuse to wait another year.

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    1/3
    Comments:
    9
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    22
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