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    karpkat is sad

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    Karkat Vantas is dead, which means he won't be graduating college. He's dead, he's pissed, and he's being followed by some tries-too-hard-to-be-helpful jackass with blond hair and a shitty attitude.

    Dave Strider has been dead for quite some time. He's resigned himself to a liminal existence, and takes it upon himself to guide any lost spirits he happens across.

    Rose Lalonde is a ghost-spotting paranormal enthusiast. Along with her girlfriend, she plans on documenting the happenings of the Space Between, a realm where unsettled spirits go to ponder what binds them to this world.

    Kanaya Maryam, girlfriend of Rose Lalonde, just wants to help guide her childhood friend to the afterlife. Of course, the presence of soul-devouring demons might complicate this a little...

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    You weren't exactly planning on letting a stranger into your house, bruised and bloody. You weren't planning on letting him live with you for an indeterminate amount of time. You weren't planning on liking him, and you certainly weren't planning on kissing him.

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    alt title: Three Awkward Teenagers Talk About Their Feelings (Or Don't)

    Dave isn't quite over John, his former crush. Neither is Karkat. John has a sexuality crisis that may or may not be related to Dave. The three of them try (and sometimes fail) to figure it out.

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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    Dave and Karkat are entering their sophomore year of high school and they keep running into each other, becoming acquaintances soon enough, but when Dave accepts an invitation to have dinner at Karkat's house they'll find themselves growing closer than ever.

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    Dave and Dirk Strider have survived this long because of each other, but when the Empress herself decides that Dave would make a better bedwarmer than a bloodletter, will they be able to live apart? It seems this choice, like all others, has already been made for them.

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    Rose finds a big empty book in a chest. She intends to share her experiences of the game for future players to use as a guide, but it dissolves into gay ramblings, psychoanalysis of everyone she lives with, and oversharing shockingly quickly as she tries to cope with the huge messy list of things that happened on John’s birthday.

    Kanaya is mourning the loss of the Matriorb and her friends, and has no idea where to go from here. She’s got weekly Stitch ’n Bitch meetings, a newfound thirst for blood, and a mouth that won’t stop Saying Words against her better judgement. Hopefully she can make it through this in one piece.

    Dave’s trying to get it together. Karkat’s confused. Vriska’s got the irons. Terezi’s got the fire. Gamzee’s… Gamzee.

    It’s going to be a long three years.

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    Aradia's just a new recruit in the palace, but it's easy to climb the ranks when you're an excellent fighter and princess has a thing for you, right?

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    "And so the Curtain Rises on the Symphony feared Impossible to Play. The Conductor's Baton raises, and all go silent as the tension rises in the room- suffocating like the rising water pressure pressing down from the storm above, just threatening to let loose and ruin everyone's day."

    Dammek takes a moment, then smirks as he adjusts his sunglasses enough to make the lenses flash in the lighting.

    "That is to say, it's time for Plan D."

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    Karkat meets Dave at a club and things go better than expected until they don't anymore.

    The new club DJ is cool, charming, flirtatious, and sweeps Karkat right off his feet. Karkat dating the new hot DJ seems too good to be true.

    Dave's also hiding something, and Karkat's determined to find out what it is.

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    Jade, a former rocket scientist, and Dave, also a scientist but he studies dead shit, work together and create a machine that reveals the mind of her pet dog and causes a good chunk of this fictions problems. Run fast for your mother. I don’t want to give too much away because spoilers, but a whole lot happens and I had loads of fun writing this.

    Updates regularly

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    The offering was different each year. For as long as anyone could remember, on the twelfth day of the sixth perigree, an offering appeared at the statue of the God of Blood.

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    Something's up with Karkat, and Dave is terrified that it's not something that can be fixed.

    This is a collab with ninja-kitty-more-like-no! (And like, this is officially the new best one, holy shit.)

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    Однажды ты получаешь таинственное сообщение, от парня, который пишет белым шрифтом как последний гад. И вот, не успел ты и глазом моргнуть, как тебя уже увезли в магическую школу для детей с супер способностями. Если бы ты не был Дейв блять Страйдер, это бы заставило тебя волноваться.

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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

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    karkat skips his JOB so he can stay home and cuddle with hs HUSBAND like a DIRTY STINKY MAN

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    Dave Strider didn't get into college. Anywhere. Five applications submitted, five rejections received. While he's stuck in Texas, John, Jade, and Rose are all off at their respective universities, doing something.

    Dave has to navigate his young adulthood, getting a job, going to community college, trying to survive in the same house as Bro. His friends want to help, they really do.

    But turntechGodhead is offline.

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    jade, dave and karkat figure out how to be in a relationship while being three supremely fucked up people

    note: the rape/underage stuff does not occur in the events of the story, but happened to a central character before the story started and he has flashbacks. chapters that deal heavily with these themes will have warnings in the chapter notes

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