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    You’re still sad that Bro is gone.

    Sometimes, though, you can’t stop thinking about it. About him.

    That’s when you go see Dirk.

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    Derse and Prospit have been at war for as long as the prince can remember. Between hiding magic, and trying to rule in place of a disinterested mother and an absent father, its all he can do not to fall apart. And thats what he can’t afford to do, when his younger brother is counting on him.

     

    OR: a strilonde-centric royalty and fantasy au, focusing on familial relationships, and magic :o

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    8/?
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    The human kids have some late night banter over movies.

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    (Homestuck-Madoka Magica crossover) On an Earth that seems reset to pre-SBURB normalcy, Dave Strider transfers to Mitakihara. There he finds the magical girl system, more universe breaking powers, and an Akemi Homura all too eager to fix her time abilities with his...

     

    AU crossover fic that diverges just before Homestuck's Credits and Puella Magi Madoka Magica's Rebellion movie.

    Fic updates every two weeks.

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    15/?
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    “H-hi.” Dave blinks trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly.

    --A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but still has to deal with other people's crimes and the injustice of Time.

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    16/?
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    Dirk Strider wasn’t cut out to be a dad, and Dave Strider wasn’t cut out to be a son. So they both do their best to be brothers, and just make it work.

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    1/?
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    4
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    In a world where a fanfiction author decides that they really liked the Infinite Loops idea before realizing how fucking big and weird it was decided to make a fanfiction in a fandom they had newly fallen into. Join multiple characters that you love and hate in an adventure that you won't ever forget! Or at least I hope you don't forget that would make me sad if you did.

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    6/?
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    40
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    6
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    468
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    Dave hands Dirk a song that's about his decapitation. Dirk is, justifiably, a bit fucking confused.

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    1/1
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    In absence of a constant you find a way to fill it.

    It might not be the same.

    These birds have faces.

    It might just be the birth of a new memory.

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    1/1
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    7
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    38
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    1
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    213
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    Dave Strider comes from a more than well-off family, so well off in fact that his older brother, Dirk, is sailing the seas with his own crew intent on conducting research on the elusive mermaid. Dave comes along for the journey into loosely charted waters, pessimistic about the endeavor, that is until he accidently courts a mermaid.

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    32/?
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    54
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    182
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    17
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    2658
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    That time Roxy destroyed the lives of some assholes who were fucking with Dave.

    [as told through pesterlogs where they absolutely do not even focus on that lol]

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    Dave gives Dirk friendship advice.

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    43
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    The pile of awful that the universe in all its wisdom deemed necessary to heap on your nutrition plateau includes: You getting all of your guardians killed; your whole planet destroyed; your team locked out of an entire universe; your friends murdered while you cowered before a shit hive maggots clown and a failure of a wizard; and a one-way three year trip through paradox's space dream fuck up exhibition that was supposed to just be the intermission before your inevitable demise in the hands of a demon, a tyrant or an overpowered barkbeast... And all you got to show for it was a lousy hogtied leprechaun...

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    2/?
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    DAVE: no seriously
    DAVE: it can literally do anything
    DAVE: like
    DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
    DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
    DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
    DAVE: yeah dude totally

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    A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make.

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    10/10
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    59
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    5 times Dave receives (very different) kisses

    +1 time he does the kissing

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    47
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    3
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    381
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    It was a chill day in Houston, Texas, on the roof of an apartment building near to another almost identical apartment building - in almost all likelihood, owned by the same developers and manufactured in the same way, possibly even by the same construction team. They were like twin skyscrapers, every single steel beam replicated to the inch but transplanted about a mile to the right, as if teleported. Even the external area, the fencing surrounding it, the nearby parking structures, were almost identical, although the further you got out on each city block, the more distorted the view became, until it was illegible as a duplicate, developing personality and strata of its own.

    121/365

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    10
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    1
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    38
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    It really depends on what type of cock life wants to go for on that given day. Does it want to go for have-a-nice-dinner-with-family type dick, or does it want to go for four-people-dying-tragically-in-the-30s-in-nebraska type dick? You have no say in the matter, so you say: Fuck it! Let life suck whatever dick and/or cock it wants!

     

    (AKA: Dave thinks about his relationship with autism)

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    19
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    3
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    >be Jake

    >get shipwrecked

    >forcibly befriend a snakeman

    >profit

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    English
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    53,100
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    90
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    138
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    7
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    4251
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    Dirk and Dave discuss davekat's strange dynamic.

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    1/1
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    3
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    75
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    6
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    486
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    Dirk Strider doesn't want to do this anymore, but he can't go without saying goodbye.

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    English
    Words:
    12,181
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    210

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