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    The hardest moment in George McIntyre’s life had not, in fact, been his death. Nor was it the moment he was left standing in the Drive Room as the entire crew was killed by a radioactive explosion. No, the worst moment was a single word, uttered at his Welcome Back reception: "Speech!"

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    Directly after the events of Epideme, the Starbug crew finally catches up to the long-lost Red Dwarf. Things are not all as they seem when they discover not only that all of the old crew are alive, but for them, Lister and Kochanski had only been gone a few hours.

    Stuck in prison for stealing the Starbug and confidential crew files, they find themselves roped up in a conspiracy that threatens all of their lives – and maybe even the future of the universe itself.

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    What if instead of working Z-shift, Lister and Rimmer worked at the coffee shop on Red Dwarf? So far, each chapter either covers a day in their life or it references particular days and what that might look like for them.

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    The crew discovers a foreign ship headed straight for Red Dwarf! Upon exploration, they find out they'll need to redeem themselves to the ship's A.I. in a very strange way...

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    John Rimmer ponders his youngest brother. Over three million years later, Arnold Rimmer receives a message.

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    The Boys from the Dwarf with a blood-curdling, side-splitting twist.

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    A hotel in the middle of Uranus is being targeted by Cybermen. The TARDIS Posse face a race against time to avoid the Cybermen capturing and converting them to stop their plots.

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    This is basically a sexy re-imagining of the novel Better than Life and therefore contains spoilers to said novel.

    We find the crew of Red Dwarf living out their wildest dreams in the Alternate Reality game, 'Better than Life'. But Lister soon starts to realise that his dreams perhaps aren't very wild at all. Maybe they're a little, teensy, tiny bit...boring?
    Enter Trixie LaBouche. In a ten-tonne truck and eight inch heels with a lousy personality to boot, she's definitely not what Lister was expecting. But she might be exactly what he needs.
    One thing is for sure - Life is never boring around Trixie LaBouche.

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    Lister works for the Resistance but his boss, Kochanski, just isn't impressed with him. That changes when he encounters Arnold J. Rimmer of the First Order.

    Or maybe the encounter only pisses off Kochanski more?

    (Co authored with my twin sister)

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    A sequel to Thank You

    Lister and Rimmer emerge from stasis.

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    Everything that's too short to warrant being posted on its own.

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    This was inspired by (and an attempt to carry on from) andimeantittosting's excellent fic Promotion

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    There's been a silent yet palpable shift in the dynamic between Dave and Arlene following the light bee incident, but neither seem to be exactly certain of how to move forward.

    Meanwhile, a dimensional rift abruptly brings the crew some unexpected guests with very familiar faces.

    [a continuation of Databent]

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    History and Realities are colliding, it's up to the Doctor to assemble a group of unlikely Allies to stop reality the entire fabric of reality from being desrtoyed before it's too late...
    the script for an episode crossover I pitched for my university's Doctor Who society (I won joint first with it). just a bit of fun. if 'fun' is the right word...

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    Lister and Rimmer have a tough conversation.

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    Written for 2020’s Drabble challenge. What else can the psi-scan reveal about 2009 in a different universe?

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    Decades ago, on a wormhole-locked planet, where a few hours outside equaled six-hundred years, Arnold J. Rimmer seeded a planet with his own clones. He nurtured them and their descendants, ruling as the Great One for forty-three glorious years before being overthrown and locked in a dungeon for the remaining five-hundred and fifty-seven.

    Once rescued, he never looked back. But what became of his creation?

    Lister was thrown from his bunk into the floor. A gigantic ship five times the size of Red Dwarf had just exited light speed right on top of them, the energy blast from the engines rocking the ship violently.

    What was decades for us, was forty-million years on the planet-of-origin for the crew of the Starship RIMMER.

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    The TARDIS Posse visit a Quidditch Match in space. From fouls to explosions. This is a match they wouldn’t want to visit again.

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    The Doctor ends up in a bad state when he, Leigh, Lister and Cat visit the Titanic in January 1912

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    Dave Lister chooses his first destination where he and Leigh are in danger from a mythical creature isn’t easy to deal with as if you into their eyes, they can turn you to stone. Their friends and their own fate now is in their own hands.

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