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    This takes places after Season 8 and between BTE. Lister found our he is prégnante with Rimmer’s child, as crazy that sounds, they had a closer relationship than ever…

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    Rimmer's return from his quantum-skipping adventure is a catalyst for our boys to have a brief but open exchange about their feelings... well, as open as an excessively repressed hologram can be (which isn't much).

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    A few weeks after Rimmer returns from his adventures as Ace, he finds that Lister is being oddly distant. One evening he stumbles upon one of Lister's dreams on the recorder. Could this mean anything?

    In short, Rimmer stumbles across Lister's Dream

    [Not Beta read AT ALL so probably a couple of mistakes and such that I may have missed]

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    "Feeling uncomfortably like a present being unwrapped, Ace dragged his own eyes away from those sensuous lips as they curved around the cigar. “Now look, old chum. We can talk about this.”

    Dark eyes pierced him. “Really? You think you can make me see the error of my ways?” He blew a scornful smoke ring.

    Standing shirtless before him, Ace tried to keep calm, in more ways than one. Damn his wretched libido. There had to be something he could do or say…"

     

    Ace Rimmer's luck has finally run out. Or has it?

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    Arnold Rimmer gets invited to a gay bar. How does he react? In some of the worst ways one possibly could.

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    Dave Lister is the last human on Earth.
    That all changes when he finds the plant.

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    When Rimmer leaves the "Boys from the Dwarf" to become the new Ace Rimmer, Lister realizes too late that he shouldn't have let him go. He tries to build a new life with the alive version of Rimmer on the newly resurrected Red Dwarf, but it can't last. He misses his Rimmer.

    Time: takes place in seasons I through VIII (this was written before "Back to Earth" aired).

    This story has a HEA!!

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    Set sometime in series VIII before "Krytie TV". Rimmer misses the ‘old’ Lister, but doesn’t know why; and Lister must use all his skills to rebuild a relationship with the new Rimmer he never had with the old Rimmer …

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    Lister tries to let Rimmer know that he's more important for him than he ever knew.

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    After the events in “Only the good…”, the crew of Red Dwarf is wiped out once again; only Lister, Kryten, Cat and alive!Rimmer survived. And of course Holly. The first thing they do after the clean up: celebrate life and death with one gigantic party!

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    "Lister breathed out a sigh of relief, no longer feeling worried that something would happen to Rimmer."

    What happens at the end of the episode Officer Rimmer.

    Spoilers for the episode (season 11, episode 4). 100-word drabble.

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    A collection of any Red Dwarf ficlets I write in 2024 that are under 1000 words.

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    Rimmer's had it with Lister and his damn phone. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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    It's Bridgerton on Red Dwarf!

    Everyone is looking for love, and a mysterious unknown gossip columnist dictates crew members' desirability. Rimmer has just besmirched his reputation with a certain soup incident. Kochanski has just broken up with Lister. And a tall, dark, and mysterious Todhunter has just arrived onboard. How ever will they all find what they seek in this fickle social scene?

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    What if there was no time dilation and Lister never had to send Jim and Bexley back to their original dimension, raising them on the ship.

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    “What are you doing?” Rimmer groaned.
    “The smeg does it look like I’m doin’?” replied Lister.

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    During the week before "Father and Suns", both Rimmer and Lister have a hard time falling asleep.

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    prompts i did with a ton of other rd fans :D

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    Rimmer thinks about Christmas and eats some cookies, Lister and him have a chat.

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    Tajný Santa pro Reny na prompt: začátečnický štěstí

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