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    A greedy businessman, his bodyguard, and a psychotic mob boss.

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    "It's men like you," breathed Wilford, finger on the trigger, "that make me want to eat the rich."

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    Dark Edwards is a billionaire. As CEO of Edwards & Co, it's in his blood to deceive others to get what he wants: money, fame, status.

    In an effort to expand his company, he buys property that belongs to the mafia, outright disrespecting their territory lines.

    Wilford Warfstache, mob boss and kingpin of the crime syndicate, is furious. He confronts Dark and tries to talk him out of his purchases—but when he does more research on him, he begins to take the situation as an opportunity.

    With Dark's experience and international ties, he would be an incredible asset.

    And Wilford will go to all lengths to get what he wants.

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    It’s an interesting thing when you become a demon’s favorite human.
    Alternatively: someone needs to teach these demons to admit how they feel so they find a little bit of happiness in their lives.

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    Anti's been cooped up in the house like the little gremlin he is, so Henrik decides to plan an outing with some friends. The night ends up more eventful than Anti would have thought.

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    Marvin and Chase have a lot of unspoken grievances between each other and neither of them know what to do about it.

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    Just a bunch of headcannons based off of my versions of Mark's egos. Remember, these are all just my opinons!

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    Complete

    It had been months since a poorly executed spell by Marvin had separated Damien from the rest of Darkiplier, letting him see his dearest friend, the district attorney Y/N, and Celine in person for the first time in decades. Dark had almost moved entirely past the incident, letting himself go back to ignoring the ache in his chest every time he remembered his friend's face. Stifling his emotions was familiar to him, to the point that sometimes he couldn't be sure if he was stifling or just not feeling at all.

    When Marvin brings Dark an ancient ritual that could bring his friend back to their world, he allows himself to hope. And then they're back, the same as they had been a hundred years ago- but so much has changed since then.

    (A sequel to Separation Anxiety)

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    This is just going to be a handful of one-shots that I'll update as I write more. I write a lot of angst I just realized... sorry?

    Thanks!

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    10/?
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    Both Wilford and Dark have parts of themselves that are from a time long passed. What happens if one part of the past saw the present world and the love they now have?

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    What happens when Wilford suddenly becomes William one day?

     

     

     

    Chaos.. the answer is chaos and angst. Dark absolutely cannot deal.

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    Good evening ladies and gentlemen and all configurations of being to our newest installment of the Dad-Lympics!

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    You can run from consequences, but you can’t hide from them.

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    Some old enemies show up to fight Dark, who has three of his Lost Ones with him.

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    The citrusy bitterness burnt Anti's scent ever since that Halloween. As he stayed in that room with the collar electrocuting his whole system, he knew right then and there that any chances of going back were crumbled.
    He was lost.
    No, abandoned.
    But he fucked up first, didn't he?

    The story of how Anti was found packless by Damien and William, and how the omega glitch found himself back to where he belonged.

    Iplier Pack:
    Co-Lead Alpha - Damien Iplier (Darkiplier)
    Co-Lead Alpha - William J. Barnum (Wilford Warfstache)
    Second in command Beta- Edward Iplier (Dr. Iplier)
    Beta pack member - Yancy, Google, Bing, and the Jims
    Alpha pack member - Illinois and the Host
    Pack pups - Eric and Yandere

    Septic Pack:
    Lead Alpha - Chase Brody
    Second in command Alpha - Jackie Septic (Jackieboy Man)
    Beta pack member - Stacy Brody, and Alessa & Henrik von Schneeplestein (Dr. Schneeplestein)
    Alpha pack member - Marvin Septic (Marvin the Magnificent)
    Pack omegas - Jamie Jackson/JJ (Jameson Jackson) and Anti (Antisepticeye)
    Pack pups - Trey and Grayson (Chase's kids), Sarah and Jason (Henrik's kids)

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    Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most broken of them all?

    is it the mad man with the bubblegum stash that skips, hops and dashes?

    is it the man with no shadow and talks with an echo?

    is it the man whom shadows took hold of, who morns and wails?

    or...

    it is you, dear mirror? Broken and shattered, left in nothing but tatters

    The person behind this broken mirror who whimpers and cries?

    Mirror mirror, oh broken mirror on the wall. Who's the most broken out of them all.

    you?

    or

    T̶̪̗̗̬̟̘͎̪͕̠̠̱͑͗͌̇̋̌̓̚̚̕̕͜Ḫ̵͔̭̿͐͋̆͛̈͆̈E̸̺̜̣̱̭̺͋̿̿͜͝M̴̨̱̪̳̉̒̉̍̿ͅ?̵̘̭̦̾̽̆͂͐̃͘͜

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    24/?
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    I have no idea what I'm doing but I feel like writing since it's been a while. There is no plot I have planned yet so let's see how this goes :)

    this is probably really bad -_-

    *I'll change the summary and tags if I ever think of something*

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    Genderbent AU with a dash of angst anyone? (Note: I call Wilford "Willa" in this AU because it's a Genderbent AU, and the name "Dark" doesn't have a gender, so I left it). 

    Basically, Dark wants to leave and take down Actress but Willa thinks otherwise.

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    In the Markiplier TV universe, truly it is wondered what happened outside of that very office, or moreso, what happened afterwards with the beloved characters and the one who attempted to ruin it all.

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    Passions are high as Dark admits his undying love to the one and only Wilford Warfstace!

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    1/1
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    2
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