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    Techno and Tommy are brothers - not by blood, but that doesn't stop them. They're also dangerously codependent, and not even Tommy's unwilling transformation into a vampire will change that.
    Unfortunately for the brothers, they soon catch the attention of a pair of ancient vampires who are looking to complete their family.

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    It was perfect. Or it would have been perfect if they weren't with two very strong and very powerful werewolves. But like it was mentioned, Wilbur’s energy was sapped away, leaving no room in his head for cognitive thought, just a happy fuzzy feeling, and warmth.
    For the first time in years, he felt safe.
    And if he tried hard enough, he could ignore the warning bells ringing in his head. He could ignore his instinct begging him to get Tommy to safety. He could ignore it all as his eyelids drooped, too heavy to keep open anymore. And when they closed, he was pulled into sleep’s void. A gentle place full of darkness and calm, where everything was in motion, but nothing moved.

     

    Or:
    Technoblade and Phil saw an injured pup and his feral older brother protecting him and went "ours now, come here".
    (Werewolf SBI AU cause they're ain't enough of them and I will die on this hill godamn it)

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    “We interrupt the regularly scheduled program to bring you this important message: A hostage situation is proceeding at Snowchester Hill Valley Church. Stay inside your homes. We will send a following broadcast if the need arises the you must leave- Shit, what the fuck? What the fuck is he doin-“

    Quackity bit his nails, eyes locked on Techno, whose gaze never left the television. There was shrieking and screaming in the background static noise. A different voice sounded from the bright box.

    “Hello, citizens of Snowchester. I will need you to stay calm in these times while I list out the steps you will proceed to take in evacuating the city. To avoid panic, I will briefly describe the circumstances. There have been graphic sightings caught on live footage of adolescents self-igniting, or in other words, suicide bombing. We have reason to suspect nineteen year old Wilbur Soot, currently holding several people hostage in the previously mentioned church, is a suicide bomber. We have him surrounded but he’s too agitated. This said, evacuation of the city will begin shortly, with as many police on duty to guide. Forces are on the way. However,” the voice paused, “We believe he is the bomb.”

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    Tommy’s knees hit the cold marble floor, and it’s over.

    The war is finished before it even truly began. Cut off with a quick, ruthless strike. A precision that does not belong to mortal men. Tommy glares up at the three who created all this calamity, lounging about idly as if it is but a lazy Sunday afternoon.

    Hatred burns in Tommy’s gut at the monsters. He sneers.

     

    Vampire AU

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    In the center of Manberg, under the oppressive regime of President Schlatt, Tommy managed to find his place as Theseus, an apprentice to one of the best heroes in the country and an up-and-coming household name, content with his quiet civilian life as the adopted son of Kristin Walters, chief commissioner of Manberg’s police force.

    Hit by a series of tragedies, he’s left to face his worst fears, questioning the only things he was certain of, allegiances untangling in the face of the ever-present threat of the Syndicate, forced to navigate the new uncertain world he’s thrown into with little more than wit and some guy called Ranboo who won't leave him alone

    pspspst come get your allium duo crumbs :)

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    A breath ghosts over the joint between his shoulder and his neck, now exposed as the creature gently rips his tunic aside. “Do you want to protect them? Keep them safe?”

    He can protect them already. Has been for years. While he does want to, that need doesn’t run into his bones, doesn’t make his chest heavy at night, doesn’t make him shiver desperately at whatever kind words he receives.

    “Technoblade, come on, break free. Get over here.” The same hunter demands. That part of Techno that’s clawing against the vampire’s thrall latches onto the command, the tone, the voice.

    “Oh,” he breathes, and Techno feels the barest scrape of fangs over his collarbone, “Are you tired of being alone?”

    Techno’s breath hitches.

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    Or, Technoblade is the best monster hunter the world's seen in years. He's got a flawless record-- with one exception. Why won't the dammed vampire just die already?

    ...And why is it talking to him?

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    Just a bunch of Prompts and headcanons I have or come up with later. Also may use this to practice using AO3, who knows.

    Probably not gonna write that much angst bc don't think I'm good at it, that may change, we'll see, I'm indecisive

    Also I should not post good prompts in a comment section of a random story I read, because then I might forget it and not find where I put it.

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    Technoblade stared down at Tommy, his red eyes nearly glowing in the darkness. “I don’t think you’ve understood me, Theseus. You don't get to leave. You are mine.”
     
    Tommy knew Techno enough now that he was beyond stubborn. No matter how much Tommy would scream his protests until he was blue in the face, Techno would never listen. Well, guess what! Tommy was about to reverse uno card this bitch. 

    Tommy reached up, grabbing Techno’s shirt and pulling him closer. Lightning flashed. He bared his teeth hissing out, “if I’m yours, you son of a bitch, then you’re fucking mine too!” The thunder boomed, as if to seal the deal.
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    In which the world class master thief Tommy Innit is given the ultimate challenge: steal a Technoblade.

    It goes as bad as you’d think it would.

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    Even though the brothers hadn’t left their territory in several months, communities far away knew and feared them. Two men, one with wild brown hair in a dark, tattered coat who would lure in zombies with his voice, and one with long pink hair and a crimson jacket, face always hidden behind a mask, whose skill with a rifle could drop an entire horde with deadly accuracy. No one stuck around long enough to learn their names, too terrified of being killed, but names had been given to them, as people always do.

    The Blood God and his Siren.

    The rumors and gossip spread further than the twins would likely ever travel, becoming less fact and more myth, until the stories being shared were whispered in hushed tones, fearful glances over one’s shoulder, warning the listeners to beware the enchanting call of the Siren’s song, or they might be lured to their death at the hands of the Blood God.

    (The main goal of the apocalypse is to survive. Techno and Wilbur have carved out a home for themselves, and they'll do what it takes to keep it that way.)

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    On top of the pillar, Tommy chooses life and leaps for the water, ready to leave exile behind. At that same moment, the server backs up as he falls, suspending him between life and death and the ensuing glitch pushes him from one server to another.

    The Hermits have built a little family on their server, bonded through past trauma and instincts. So when a traumatized and scarred teenager crashes in, they’re happy to step up and be the family he needs.

    Even if he doesn’t want them to be.

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    It's just a book of things I don't have the passion for, or don't have any other ideas for.
    Inspo from SilverWing15's own "Scap Bin". (If you haven't, you all better go and check them out. They're freakin amazing and deserve all the support)

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    Wilbur S. Craft is one of three brothers, one of Phil Craft's three sons. He's an ex Special Air Services Pilot for the British Forces who now works as a virologist and anthropologist for a government study of deadly diseases. His life is relatively mundane, if you don't count the fact that there's a gun locked in a safe at work that only he has the key to. He comes home to his family every night, he has an on-again-off-again girlfriend, and he's happy despite having to do PT for his busted leg once a month.

    At least, that's how things were until someone dropped the wrong testube and turned everything on it's head.

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    “Be my apprentice,” Icarus blurted.

    Tommy blinked. Gradually, the corners of his mouth dropped into the deepest frown he’d ever made. “What the fuck? Why?”

    “Why?” Icarus froze and Tommy raised a judgemental eyebrow. “It’s because of your powers.”

    “My powers,” he echoed. “I never told you whether or not I had powers.”

    “I can… sense them,” Icarus bullshitted. Tommy pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “Right. What are they, then,” he retorted.

    “Uh… super… powers,” the villain answered, sounding more unsure of himself by the second.

    Tommy wanted to bash his head against a wall. “Really? That’s the best you could do?”

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    Tommy isn’t sure why handing someone their keys is such a big deal, but now he’s left with a huge problem: Every supervillain in the city wants him to be their apprentice!

    - or -

    Tommy’s lame superpower turns out to be a game-changer.

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    Eight months ago, Tommy's roommates gifted him a nerve gear to play new virtual reality game, Sword Art Online. Seven months, twenty nine days and nineteen hours ago, it was revealed that nobody who had logged into the game could exit by anything other than death or completion. To die in the game was to die in real life. Three and a half months ago, he incurred a life debt to front line dungeon clearer, Dream. And this morning, Dream had demanded too much.

    Or, in an attempt to escape Dream's clutches, Tommy somehow finds himself in Sbi's.

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    You do not have to have watched Sword Art Online at all to read this! It's basically just high stakes video game with friendly good, murder hijinks, which most of you are familiar with by now.

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    Tommy is entering a world that is new and exciting

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    Another Superhero au! A bit morally grey, and very much about found family. Had to write one of these cause I'm running out somehow.

    Tommy is running from a warped Dream, the Dream who he would have fought the stars for, now unrecognizable as he strides towards impossible heights. He's tired and trying so so hard to keep himself together. He misses Tubbo and Ranboo. He craves his flock, his family. Without meaning to, he gains some more.

    Ranboo just wants his family to be okay. He wants Tubbo to work less and live more, he wants to give Michael a good childhood, he wants Tommy to come back so he can make sure he's eating and sleeping and has someone to catch him when he falls. Ranboo wants to remember who he used to be. He wants the magic tangled in his chest to unwind and flow easily, like people tell him it's supposed to.

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    It has been four days, eighteen hours, twenty minutes and fifty seconds since Tommy has seen the sun.

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    "How are you so dirty?" Tubbo groaned, checking his shirt. Wilbur would have winced at the state of it if he wasn't so damn amused.

    "Well, I did get thrown onto the roof earlier. Rolled a bit," Tommy twisted around and Tubbo hissed at the rough scab on Tommy's elbow. "Is my elbow still bleeding? Also, hi Wilbur. I'm Tommy."

    "Yes," Wilbur's cheeks hurt from how wide he was smiling. He should have never doubted Tubbo- Techno spoke to Dream a lot, even though they were rivals. This Tommy was everything he and Techno wanted. Wild, bright, a splotch of colour in the dreariness of their lives. Something they could protect. "You are."

    ---

    Tommy's able to steal other people's powers. His parents don't want him, his school doesn't want him, even his best friend Tubbo has to sneak around just to see him. Nobody wants him, and that's fine- it's fine. He's fine.

    And then he meets Wilbur.

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    Tommy has always felt pulled towards witchcraft. The warm tingling in his hands whenever he got into contact with anything even remotely magic, his constant urge to collect trinkets and clutter and his wild dreams were just examples for that. You could say he was born for it. But witchcraft is frowned upon and the only people who were allowed to tend to it properly were the witches of the Academy.

    That doesn't stop Tommy from dipping his toes into the matter, in the most chaotic and dangerous ways possible.

     

    Or: Tommy's shitty altar and feral behaviour catch some unwanted attention of the rest of the SBI.

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    The voice carries around him, blanket like in the confines of the alley.

    “You look like you’re meant to be somewhere, are you lost?”

    The man’s eyes glow a dim red in the moonlight, and Tommy knows, Tommy knows with sickening fear that he should fight, that he should run and hide far away, leaving this man and his red eyes to rot in the alley.

    But the man’s grip is strong, aching deep into his bones. He cannot turn his eyes away, cannot even resist as the man leans in closer and closer, his hand catching and pulling his throat towards the sky.

    “You should have ran inside, little boy. There are monsters out here.”

    And then, Tommy only knows pain.

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