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    Things get more complicated than Wei Ying ever could have imagined when his task of expanding Wen Ruohan’s drug empire into Gusu has him crossing paths with a gorgeous, affluent grad student who wants nothing to do with him.

    Or // Follow bad boy gangbanger Wei Ying and his volatile partner Xue Yang as he navigates his increasingly dangerous occupation and falls for Lan Zhan

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    5/?
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    PSA: This is a crackfic. It's a parody/satire of the books, the current state of the world and fanfiction in general. It's all a joke and was written to entertain myself and others in quarantine because I figured people could use a laugh right now. While it pains me to have to write this, because I believe it spoils some of the fun, I want people to know ahead of time so that they can just enjoy it if it's their cup of tea and feel okay with going along on this absurd ride.

    Now, onto the actual summary:

    After enjoying a summer romance Harry is excited to go back to Hogwarts, especially now that his nemesis Cedric Diggory is FINALLY out of the way! But just when Harry thinks he's got it made, a letter from Professor McGonagall and a worldwide pandemic changes everything...

    Disclaimer: Obviously JK Rowling owns the rights to Harry Potter, and I am definitely NOT her.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    23
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    33
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    6
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    1482
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    For centuries when people die they either go to Heaven or Hell but what happens to those who die with unfinished business? They go to the In-Between, a state of limbo that exists between the living and the dead where ghouls who died with unfinished business must stay until that business is resolved. There's just one problem... None of the ghouls can remember anything that happened before they died.

    Enter Wendy a little girl with the extraordinary gift to see the dead. When she and her family move into a house which is home to four ghouls seeking to move on she must help them restore their past memories in order for them to finish their business.

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    29,606
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    58
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    731
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    He was let go from his band at the worst possible time, but then he found her just laying there one evening. He took her home only for things to go horribly, horribly wrong thereafter.

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    16/35
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    The fight for dominance had finally been won, an agreement made between humans and these unknown magical beasts. The world had been saved from war, but what about the people? Magical beings and humans of all kinds had finally lived in harmony, just on the outskirts of Landercoast is where the deal was made, and where our story takes place.

    They thought that this happiness would last a lifetime, a happy ever after for this world of tragedy. Not until, February 12th, the year 2250 did this small town realize that harmony was made to be broken.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    A Redguard Mage and an Akaviri Dragonslayer are forced to travel the harsh world of Skyrim in search of meaning, someone who'll stop gawking at how impossible they both are and help them, and whoever keeps letting dragons loose all over the country. So far, the native Nords aren't very helpful, even when they're actually trying to help. The gods are even worse, but when are they not? Every lesson gets harsher, the snow gets deeper, and their sanity a little thinner.

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    Chapters:
    46/?
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    73
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    11
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    1322
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    No one would assume that the greatest consulting detective ever felt affection towards another human being. No one can even imagine what he's like without his cold heart and empty soul. But, everyone always wondered why he's the way he is. That question will always cross one's mind.

    Someone from his past comes back, and the detective isn't sure how to handle himself during this time. The person opens another area in his mind palace that he desperately tried to suppress and remove, but never could.

    So, what really is the reason why he's the way he is? What made him like this?

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    344,553
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    586
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    295
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    "You call yourself a hero? You want to be worth someting? You just told a kid to kill himself!! You just looked me in my eyes and told me to haunt my mother-" Here his voice did crack, did break and wobble at the thought of his mom having to bury her only son. "With the image of her own child splattered across pavement. How dare you call yourself a hero. How dare you do everything you've done to me!"

     

    (Izuku Midoriya is normally so calm and controlled. This is a collection of moment's where he's not going to take anyone elses bull-shit.)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    112
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    721
    Bookmarks:
    132
    Hits:
    8780
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    Katarina Claes dies to Prince Gerald's sword after a botched attempt on Maria Campbell's life. In the end, not even the light mage she detests so much is able to save her.

    Yet when she opens her eyes, it's the beginning of the semester, no-one knows what she's talking about, and she's very much alive.

    How will the villainess of Fortune Lover react to this unexpected second chance?

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    534
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    538
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    Being murdered had a way of changing even the most stubborn person’s view of the world... and Lady Katarina Claes, for all her good breeding, was no exception. But now that she's been reborn a year before her first death, she's vowed to burn away her weaknesses, wrest control away from her dark-hearted fiancé, and finally become the mistress of her own fate!

    ...Now if only she could stop accidentally seducing her would-be pawns...

    (Note: This story will act like an otome game and will begin with a common route that eventually branches into multiple routes, 1 per suitor that Katarina has. All of her suitors will eventually get their own solo paired ending with Katarina, with a few more endings thrown into the fray as well. You can ship all the ships here!)

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    111,994
    Chapters:
    27/?
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    2555
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    1023
    Bookmarks:
    241
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    30096
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    Life isn't fair, we all know that. Well, turns out, neither is death. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I am the Lord of Emo!" Waking up to find out I've hijacked the body of a certain angst filled emo Uchiha was certainly a surprise. Doesn't help that I'm technically a girl either. Ah well, at least I'm not an Aburame.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    44
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    242
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    53
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    James DeLuca is a master criminal. One misstep, though, and he's caught on a crime scene and dies.

    Funny.

    There's no hell after death. Instead he's sent back to the human world to guide Detective Forrest Jacklane, the same exact cop who was responsible for his death.

    They're not going to get along.

    (I wrote this when I was barely fifteen and was trying to convince myself I was straight. Ended up with a story that was pretty fucking gay.)

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    Karkat gets a job at a convenience store. His new coworker is kind of suspicious and he wonders who their boss is but he needs the cash.

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    74,161
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    396
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    343
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
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    Loki's tried winning. He's tried losing. All his efforts have ever accomplished is to forestall the inevitable.

    There's really only one thing left to do.

    He needs to kill Thanos.

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    27,446
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    302
    Kudos:
    341
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    "You can do nothing, you can do something, or you can do the right thing."

    Reigen has a decision to make.

    (reposted from my alt account for archival/personal reasons.)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    "I would give anything to have you take on all of age and ruin!" Dorian shouted at the painting, grabbing the frame in his hands feeling almost like energy pulsed from it at the touch like it was alive and reacting "Make it to where death would never come!"

     

    A selfish wish leads to the fall of many...

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    English
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    12,573
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    23
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    26
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    3
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    251
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    Just because six million years of war suddenly ends doesn't mean that the story is over, especially when said story involves giant alien robots who have no idea what a government even is.

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    40,578
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    76
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1339
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    Ezra returned from the Unknown Regions. He wasn't the same though. Sabine tries to make him return to the Light Side.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    45
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    Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.

    [A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]

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    English
    Words:
    196,105
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    315
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4693
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    Эдена ведет магазин цветов для своего таинственного покровителя, а Винсент незадачливый покупатель.

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    Русский
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    1,354
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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