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Apples and Apostates by TheThirdAmell
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
28 Jan 2021
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"The story will go where it wants to go. The characters drive it, not me. A good story, you don't really write. It was always there. You just uncover it."
A companion piece to Accursed Ones. This is a collection of vignettes, told in various perspectives by various characters. Requests are always open and can be submitted via comments or via asks on Tumblr. Thank you for reading!
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- Part 2 of Accursed Ones
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Amateur ghost hunter, Leorio Paladiknight, seems to put himself in quite a lot of spiritual predicaments. This leaves him at the mercy of a surly occult shop owner who might have more than just a few tricks up his sleeve.
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Evergreen: The Killing Kind by crazybooklover20
Fandoms: DC - Fandom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jan 2021
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Having given up her life of crime, Pamela Isley decides to opt for a fresh start with her daughter. But the past has a funny way of making an appearance when you least expect it and on the day before Kalmia's 17th birthday, Pam goes missing without a trace. Kalmia has to venture into the city of Gotham for the first time in hopes of retrieving her mother. Lucky for her, she's given the opportunity to enlist the help of the world's greatest detective.
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After a decade of a strange disappearance, Severus Snape has finally been found and reunited with Lily. Though not entirely.
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Long tired of waiting for his Bat to make a move, Joker abducts the vigilante for a private night together. And when Batman gives in… it goes horribly, horribly wrong.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,635
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 47
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10 years. 1 List. 8 Items. A Secret.
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Throwing a bottle at a temperamental redhead seemed like a good idea. It wasn't. Welcome to the Victoria Punk.
Not canon compliant, post time skip
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Hacker Magician Smoke by Myrddin MacLeod (MyrddinMacLeod)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2021
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Starts 4th year. Harry Potter wasn't what you would call normal. He was a hacker. But since the magical world was so far behind the muggles. While there, he didn't hack computers. He hacked magic. In a world where wars were fought with magic; how would they cope with a magician hacker? And war was coming, as Voldemort arises, so too does Smoke while Dumbledore and his Order fumble to keep some semblance of artificial control. Harry/Luna.
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False Dichotomy by nsmorig
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Jan 2021
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This is the truth:
The Generals are supposed to move the Force. Clones are not. His talent is a defect, he escaped quality control by a fluke, and defective clones are decommissioned if they cannot make themselves useful in spite of their defects.This is the truth:
He's a person. He deserves to live. He shouldn't have to be useful to be alive. He deserves to be able to uncoil from behind his shields and reach out to the humming light where it waits for him. He has been done an injustice.This is the truth:
Nobody has ever told him this. He's had to tell it to himself.This is the truth:
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After suffering a devastating injury on March 31st, Luan tries to get one of her siblings to pull off the prank apocalypse for her.
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- English
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- 1,860
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 8
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Crawling Back to You by heroes_never_die
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, WandaVision (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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Wanda lost her brother, she lost... everything, really. But then... then something new comes. A vision, the Vision. She never thought she could love someone again... she was proven wrong.
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The Mother of All Bad Guys by stranestelle
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Jan 2021
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Sidious decides that turning Anakin to the dark side is just too much of a hassle and gets the brilliant, way less far-fetched idea to clone him instead. Okay, let’s think about that for a moment. He decides to clone Anakin Skywalker, the Chosen One born of a supernatural conception, who got 100% of his DNA from Shmi Skywalker and an indefinite amount of… Force magic from a disembodied cosmic entity.
What could go wrong?
p.s. the title is extremely ironic
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No sane person would ever come there.
There is where they grow up.
They being Hinata (Luna), Sakura and Naruto.
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- Part 1 of No sane person would ever come here.
- Part 5 of A Butterfly Flaps its Wings
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Dick was alone in this world, killing anyone he ever came across and got close to. That was his curse and his burden. That is, until one day, a suicidal man had visited him, and he had a curse of his own: He couldn't die.
Or in other words: If "Road work ahead? Ah, yeah, I sure hope it does" And "I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me" Were twisted lost men who fell in love.
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A group of travelers stumbles across a seemingly abandoned hotel late one night, and end up getting far more than they asked for. Who will live, who will die, and who will escape in the end?
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Mass Effect: Fragile Bonds by The_Realest_Capta1n
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
27 Jan 2021
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Its been three years after humanity's brief conflict with the turians. The governments from both parties are ready to move on, but its people aren't.
One of those is a young, disgruntled, hot-headed veteran by the name of Walter Reilly, who is forced to serve alongside the same species that killed his friends and disfigured his face. Even with the warm welcome from the once hostile race, and a female turian keen on being his best friend, Walter has trouble putting the past to rest, which is exactly what some people want.Will he learn to adapt and coexist with his former enemies? Or will he finally turn into the wrathful monster everyone already thinks he is?
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Sexy times with Wangxian by virtual1979
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
27 Jan 2021
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Just as what the title says.
Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks* -
Time Doesn't Fit In My Bottle (But Maybe A Piece Of You Will) by Catching_Spark, Tozaki49
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2021
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UNDER REVISION
The Reaper, his hallows, and apocalypses, oh my! The end of the wizarding world is nigh! …Or is it? Harry Potter may be the world’s only savior yet again! In a desperate struggle to save his godson, Harry fights an uphill battle to reclaim Teddy’s body and soul. Travelling through time, defeating old Dark Lords, meeting a young Tom Riddle, and stopping magical extinction wasn’t part of the plan, but Harry’s rolling with the punches. He’ll do anything to save the son he failed, even if that means hanging with mini Voldemort along the way.
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Group of teenagers at Florida's high school just started the senior year - the last year of high school. It should be interesting, right? Parties will get more wild and more drama is coming up, it surely does. It's time to grow up and start to work on your problems, right? There's one more year before college, and it's starting now.
Keep holding on, it's going to be a crazy ride, are you sure, you're ready for the sad, fun and crazy?
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A Dream within a Dream by Kaiaxy
Fandoms: Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jan 2021
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So, perhaps leaping from a two story building wasn’t the greatest way to go. Izuku wasn’t sure yet whether he regretted it or not, even if the trauma was pretty convincing of the former. When Izuku had died he never even considered the possibility of being reborn in a universe not his own. It didn’t seem plausible to him and so, of course, that was what happened. Go figure.
Yes, Izuku was a tad bit salty. Just a bit.
(He was almost grateful his new friend Sas seemed to be aware of his more reckless tendencies, or else Izuku was sure he would have tried his lot with reincarnation again when he learned just how, as Kacchan would say, majorly fucked his new life is. Child soldiers were the norm and ninjas were real. For some reason the general populace seemed to hate his guts. But hey, at least he wasn’t useless in this life based on bad luck and equally horrible genetics? And he made a friend.)