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    Macbeth, Orsino, and Hamlet walk into a space station

    The punchline is more tragic than you’d think

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    “You’ve done this before, haven’t you? You’ve killed people.”

    “So have you, Mr. Jacobi. I wouldn’t think you’d need to be reminded.”

    “That was different. It wasn’t on purpose.”

    “They still died.”

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    Kepler’s web was fireproof

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    Daniel is sure he and the major have a Thing. But when Kepler goes from interested partner to terrifying threat in the space between Daniel's shirt and his skin, Daniel is suddenly certain he's missed something. But Daniel doesn't have any self-preservation instincts. What he DOES have is years and years of experience with Warren Kepler. And he's put his mind to puzzling out his major. As soon as he stops hyperventilating.

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    As far as existential crises go, Warren would say that he's having a pretty mild one.

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    14/?
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    21
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    34
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    4
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    339
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    Obligatory Infinity War au

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    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    He looks at Kepler without fear, knowing full well what the demon before him was capable of. Kepler doesn’t know what’s sweeter: the trusting adoration, or the taste of smoke on the back of his tongue as he stands in the aura of Jacobi’s soul.

    It’s like a chase he never wants to win.

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    1/1
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    16
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    Jacobi’s always been good at the tango

    (or the fic where Jacobi accidentally hijacks Kepler’s honeypot mission)

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    25
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    2
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    101
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    “You idiot.” Jacobi managed, and Kepler silently wished he’d shut his mouth for once in his life and let him handle this, “The mission matters more to him than my life. You’re fucked”

    “We’ll see.” the target crooned with false sweetness, and with a wicked smile he drew the blade swiftly across Jacobi’s throat.

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    1/1
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    1
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    17
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    2
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    “But if there be yet left in heaven as small a drop of pity as a wren's eye, fear'd gods, a part of it,” he clips, every syllable over pronounced to perfection, the staccato of his voice still flowing with the gentle pentameter. “The dream's here still: even when I wake, it is without me, as within me; not imagined, felt.”

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    In which Kepler muses about the nature of his relationship to his job, himself, and Daniel Jacobi.

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    3/3
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    6
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    19
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    a concise history of warren's time with goddard

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    8
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    15
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    Consequence management (noun): disaster response focused on alleviating damage, loss, hardship, or suffering

    Daniel was never very good at it, when it came to relationships.

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    2,673
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    2/?
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    19
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    37
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    1
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    191
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    "your God smiles at you and calls you “warren”, gives you a job and gets you outta the rut and down to florida. you get to work and He smiles at you."

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    1
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    He has Daedalus' hands and Athena's bright eyes, and you pick him out and decide rather quickly that you want him.

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    12
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    16
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    “He depressed his finger on the detonator. He saw Kepler’s mouth open in what looked like a scream.

    Then everything was painfully loud and bright as the building erupted beneath him.”

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    “I didn’t even think of any witty last words!” Jacobi exclaimed as the water lapped greedily at his lips, “Or something that means something. Colonel, Warren I-“ then the water reached his mouth, and he couldn’t lift his chin any higher.

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    5
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    34
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    Jacobi had stolen a kiss once, just to see what it felt like.

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    1/1
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    2
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    19
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    1
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    110
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    At first, getting shot had been an inconvenience—annoying, painful, and stupid, but not world-ending. Maxwell’s reaction, however, was shaping up to be seriously apocalyptic.

    Kepler is injured on a mission and discovers that he's not human. He's a project intended to test just how skilled Pryce is at creating artificial intelligence—could a robot think it was really a person? Yes, and that person is gunning hard for revenge. But like everything Kepler does, this revenge has to be perfect. If only there was something Pryce and Cutter really cared about that he could destroy to make them regret everything they had ever done. If only he knew what they really wanted.

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    18,393
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    8/?
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    41
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    48
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    6
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    So october just started so why not start it off eith a bang! That joke was fucking horrible. Anywa, its sex, updating irregulalry and pre tagged to hold myself accountable.

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    16,756
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    18
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    64
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    1
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    2670

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