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    … Just because it’s your birthday, Mr. Jacobi,” Jacobi mimics. “Because it was just going too well, huh? No, I can’t just have a normal day of being forced to stay back even longer at work without hearing some kind of comment.”

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    What happens to a pair of best enemies, two of Goddard’s finest, when they’re forced to go undercover together for a mission that’s taking entirely too long? What happens in any good faux-marriage au, of course: they stay enemies. They might even manage to hate each other just a little bit more. Plus, annoyingly mutual pining, Rachel’s vegan phase, and strawberry cheesecake without a sufficient amount of cyanide.

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    After being boarded by the crew of the USS Sol, Hera witnesses an event that changes the fate of the Hephaestus mission for good. Also featuring Dr Robotnik, becoming one and interesting ways of disposal!

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    At first, getting shot had been an inconvenience—annoying, painful, and stupid, but not world-ending. Maxwell’s reaction, however, was shaping up to be seriously apocalyptic.

    Kepler is injured on a mission and learns something new about himself. He's a project intended to test just how skilled Pryce was at creating artificial intelligence. Could the robot think it was really a person?

    The answer is yes, and that person is gunning hard for revenge. But like everything Kepler does, this revenge has to be perfect. If only there was something Pryce and Cutter really cared about that he could destroy to make them regret everything they had ever done. If only he knew what they really wanted.

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    Kepler enjoys playing with the truth in interrogations, and sometimes it's not entirely clear to Jacobi what the truth is.

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    Doctor Alana Maxwell did not sign up to be a spy.

    She couldn’t lie to save her life, she wasn’t particularly skilled in hand-to-hand combat.

    She agreed to be a scientist. An engineer. An AI specialist.

    So she could not fathom why in the hell Mr. Cutter would be sending her down to SI-5. The “black ops of Goddard”, as Selberg called them. Maxwell was not a spy or an assassin. To be fair, she had no idea what the SI-5 did, but she assumed it to be primarily spying and assassination.

    Maxwell did not assume that the elite, elusive Goddard Futuristics SI-5 unit was two guys in a room.

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    “Have you?” Kepler asked, voice devoid of any emotion.
    Jacobi blinked. “Have - have I?”
    “Have you done what I have told you to?”

    Kepler never does anything without ulterior motives.

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    So october just started so why not start it off eith a bang! That joke was fucking horrible. Anywa, its sex, updating irregulalry and pre tagged to hold myself accountable.

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    at the end of the day, an iron fence keeps the bad things out just as good a solid stone one, and an iron pipe severs a spinal cord just as nice as a carbon fiber ice axe if you swing it hard enough.

    mister daniel kenneth jacobi, when you first run across his name in that file, is a damn fine specimen of iron.

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    A few scenes from pulp fiction reimagined as gay and wolf 359, fun times,

     

    Tags will be updated as new scenes are added!

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    The last few words are sharp and hot on Jacobi’s tongue and even if they would have burned, he instantly wishes he’d swallowed them. Kepler’s nostrils flare ever-so-slightly and Jacobi braces himself for a barrage of insult (and possible injury) but rather than his normal tirade, Kepler just lifts his chin slightly.

    “Alright,” he says, tone mild and cool. “But whenever you feel like joining us at the grown-ups’ table, your help will be greatly appreciated, Daniel.”

    Oh.

    That’s not right.

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    You think, maybe, if he opened up, you'd have the right words.

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    Rule number thirteen of the SI-5 handbook: Even if you know the situation is compromised, remain collected. Do not risk further jeopardy.

    or, Kepler comes back from the dead and has to deal with everything that comes with it.

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    Maxwell and Eiffel have to work together, and they swap stories to pass the time

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    There's three drawings hanging on Kepler's fridge. Or, more accurately, Kepler's and Jacobi's fridge.

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    warren kepler spits out a curse at two-thirty-am-in-the-morning and it startles you out of your quiet self-reflection, brings you back to the present where he’s glaring at his stove like it’s dishonoured his family and your laptop’s been on its screensaver for somewhere approaching an hour now.

     

    “want me to kiss it better?” you ask.

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    Jacobi: Oh, Jesus. Did you–? Did you vet me? Before you recruited me?
    Kepler: What? You think we just happened to bump into each other? Please. I knew everything about you.

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    No Complaints coda

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    Daniel is just a barista, not a family psychologist.

     

     

    Chap 9:

    Daniel heaved as he reached over the jar to take the receipt out. It’s been awhile since he’s got something stupid stuffed in his tip jar.

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    Jacobi’s getting a little too close to Eiffel for Kepler’s comfort

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    What if he wasn't Daniel Jacobi; the right one? What if he wasn't...human?

    A coda to Time to Kill, in which Jacobi seeks aid in confirming his humanity.

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