17 Works in Cupid Carmine

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    As the title says. Featuring some never-before-seen interludes written since 2015!

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    Lapis shrugged. “Well, at least one of the kids agrees with me. Now, are you gonna join me in finding the others?”

    “Sure, I guess.” He leaned to the side and looked past her. “Did you leave the door open when you came in here? I wasn’t really paying attention.”

    “Of course I didn’t! It’s not like I’m stupid enough to—”

    She looked around at the open door. Then she looked back to Abe, and then back to the door. This happened three more times with increasing speed before she finally said, “Well… darn it all. Should we call the cops and tell them the sea monsters have escaped?”


    Three words: Angelic squid babies.

    (Co-written with Voyd)

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    “I've been there, in that same dark and lonely place. But I've found others… Others who accept me for who I am. That's why I will protect them… even if I have to kill you.”

    — Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto Episode 80: “The Third Hokage, Forever…” (2004 [Japanese]/2007 [English])


    In which Cupid and Stephanie’s first date goes monstrously awry.

    (Co-written with Voyd)

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    “Such a popular chap. I bet they hate him down there as much as you did when he was up here. We just need to make sure he won’t come crawling back when they kick him out.”

    — Bayonetta, Bayonetta (2009)


    In which Backslash’s past misconduct comes back to bite him. No, not literally!

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    “ You have a lot of heart. Unfortunately, you don't have a lot of reach. With those tiny arms you cannot touch me. But, if you truly focus your powers, nothing is unreachable. And I will prove it to you. The steel of this sword is hard, but the steel of my will makes it harder. ”

    — Meta Knight, Kirby: Right Back At Ya! S1E3: “Kirby’s Duel Role” (2002)


    In which lack of sleep and the Duty make lousy roommates.

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    “What good is one lousy hero? Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain said something like that to me once, just before he single-handedly changed the course of your Civil War.”

    — Chiron, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters (2006)


    In which some long overdue apologies are in order for just about everybody. Guest-starring eatpraylove's agent, Violet Rose Greenfield!

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    “‘Monster’ is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.”

    — Dr. Henry Wu, Jurassic World (2015)


    In which everybody walks the dinosaur.

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    “Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.”

    — Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000)


    In which Cupid is forced to reevaluate his choice of friends.

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    The Sphinx agent looked down towards her paws. “I know this is supposed to be confidential, but… I’ve had my first prophecy.”

    Everyone stared at her. Sarah’s mouth fell open, and then she started speaking very fast. “Tell me more! Adam has to know this, maybe he can help! If his author wrote all of us, maybe he can provide some answers!”

    “Why did you think I wanted to contact him?” Rashida glowered at her again. “At any rate, this does concern you as well to some extent, so it would be best for you to join us at my ward.”

    “And if anyone is willing to keep a secret, they can come too,” the dragon added. “I feel it would be worth having a third or fourth opinion on this matter.”


    In which Sarah’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day comes to a close.

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    “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

    — Patrick Rothfuss


    Agents Stephanie and Chakkik go on a Disney cruise trip, accompanied by a certain drunken angel and his reluctant partner.

    (Co-written with Voyd)

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    “Hold up,” said Sarah. “You flipped out and tried to kill Violet because she was Suefluenced into being an asshole?”

    “And you got possessed by an uncanonical legendary?” asked Cupid.

    “And somehow, you and the other straggler never managed to hurt anyone in that battle, nor were there lawsuits regarding any damages you may have caused?” Ripper added.

    “That’s correct,” Lapis said sadly. “But face it – my homeworld was doomed anyway.”

    “It was?!” her partners cried out simultaneously.

    “Yeah. I’ll get to that part soon. Just give me some time…”


    In which Lapis finally comes clean.

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    “Not really a demon; not really human. I'm not either. That's all. There was no place for me, so I had to find one myself. And then I realized. I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn't know any other way to live.”

    – Inuyasha, InuYasha (2000)


    In which the gang deals with the deadly combination of a wildly changing story format and a God-mode Stu.

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    “Trish… Devils never cry. These tears, tears are a gift only humans have.”

    — Dante, Devil May Cry (2001)


    In which a story talks too little and says even littler.

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    “Nature has an order, a power to restore balance. I believe… he is that power.”

    — Dr. Ishiro Serizawa, Godzilla (2014)


    In which the expression “The bigger they are, the harder they fall” gets a whole new meaning.

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    “You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”

    — Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)


    In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is put to work, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.

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    “You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”

    — Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)


    In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is tickle-attacked, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.

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    “Don't sulk, Pit. It's undignified.”

    — Lady Palutena, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Chapter 3 (2012)


    In which a story has a very hard time establishing what year it’s in.

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