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    God instructed Raphael to bind the demon named Azazel, “...and cover him with darkness, and let him abide there for ever, and cover his face that he may not see light. And on the day of the great judgement he shall be cast into the fire. And heal the earth which the angels have corrupted, and proclaim the healing of the earth, that they may heal the plague...”
    That is how Crowley scored his point, in one particular round of ‘real or fake bible quote’ sometime around 2011, on a day off from their jobs with Warlock’s household: heal the earth which the angels have corrupted. He strongly disliked to bring the matter up, but he suspected it would work, and Aziraphale was not nearly drunk enough yet for his own good.
    Aziraphale could have sworn that the line read ‘which the Fallen angels have corrupted.’ He got out Enoch’s first draft of his book and everything.
    “Well, the Fallen bit was implied, all the Watchers were Fallen and it clearly referred to the Watchers, because what the devil would She have meant by it otherwise?” the angel had finally asked, frustrated.
    “Implied? Angel, you made this game. Drink.”

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    What he does is put the fear of God into them.

     

     

     


    More precisely, the fear of Crowley.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    21
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    1
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    246
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    Aziraphale distressingly discovers that the body the boy gave him at the not-apocalypse is a bit different from the one he was used to and has human genitalia. Crowley, ever the supportive demon boyfriend slithers off to solve the problem.

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    1,677
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    1/1
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    11
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    1
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    As written by lucky_spike, kitchen witch and not a prophet at all.

    A collection of short, non-chronological fanfictions which depict Aziraphale and Crowley, Adam and the Them, Anathema and Newt and other assorted chorus of characters stumbling through their lives after the Nah-pocalypse. Pretty much all humorous, pretty much all silly, pretty much all fun fluff. Including: Aziraphale and Crowley still being bad at relationships with each other! Anathema being the cool aunt! Adam is the only one with any sense! Random demons! Video games! Bebop! People making bets! Dungeons and Dragons babey! Ghosts! Ducks!

    Chapter 16: Crowley manages to piss off a retired Horseperson, and lands himself and Aziraphale in a whole heap of misery. Luckily, they know a witch (and her boyfriend) who's willing to lend a set of helping hands.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    125
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    192
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    1471
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    A more family-friendly edit of my Ineffable Husbands series, for those who are too young for or don't enjoy smut.

    Apologies for the million tags - they're all the PG ones associated with the series as a whole.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    215
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    A sort of slice of life thing for Aziraphale and Crowley after the apocalypse that didn't happen and the trials. All kinds of sweetness and love. There is like, zero angst in here, which is super weird for me. Like, the angsty-ist this gets is some self-esteem issues w/ Crowley later on, because I love writing insecurities/reassurances. Might end up having to update the tags later, depending how far off the deep end I go.

    I think this one pulls mostly from the series, but in some future fics, I'm probably gonna be including stuff from the book as well. First work for this fandom!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    16
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    56
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    9
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    645
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    A few weeks after Almost-geddon, Aziraphale and Crowley are enjoying a cozy night in the bookshop when a few chance remarks raise some uncomfortable questions. Featuring discussions about Aziraphale's role in the First War and Crowley's plants, along with a generous helping of asexual fluff - hand-holding, hugging, and snuggling up with a good book. Seriously, this is mostly fluff.

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    1/1
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    72
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    11
    Hits:
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    ...who fell in love.

    In the year 4004BC, in the garden, Aziraphale and Crowley met. Then they didn’t see each other for 6000 years. This is in part due to the fact that they’re both on a big planet, and running into someone is easy to avoid. It’s mostly due to the fact that they were both terrified of one another, or, more importantly, how they immediately felt about one another.

    Over the course of 6000 years, it’s easy to forget what someone looks like. So, when they open shops next to one another, they think they’re just any other human.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    68
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    191
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    24
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    It Started, as It will End, with a Fall.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    20
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    After the Apocalypse-that-wasn't, Crowley cannot stay at his own flat due to...unforeseen circumstances.
    What better way to circumvent this problem than by staying at his best friend's place?
    Who would have thought that after so many millenia spent together this would be the day that some carefully guarded feelings would come to light?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Crowley promised Aziraphale that they would visit Nagini to make sure their snake friend is ok - and of course he keeps his promise. What happens next is really just fluff with very little plot.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    491
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    There were Rules.

    First - names are chosen by Him and if He doesn’t choose them, they - the houseplants - simply do it themselves. Every time a new plant appears, she gets a name. No reusing, no changes. Every time a plant disappears- well. That’s not the point now.

    Second - Help is essential between co-residing houseplants. Bigger plants shelter smaller ones, small ones make pacts with the weed to help the surrounding plants. The Silent Ones aren’t part of this agreement (except for special circumstances).

    Third - Don’t. Have. Spots.

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    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    50
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    91
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    653
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    Crowley and Aziraphale read and react to YOUR fan fics

    (Note: the chapters that reference real fan fics are awaiting staff approval to be posted)

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    10
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    18
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    1
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    Aziraphale escapes a witchfinder to tell Crowley about the Antichrist, but...

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    70
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    8
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    647
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are in love. But saying those three words is scary and revealing. Sometimes you use your actions instead of your words.

    I've been working on a big fic lately and I needed a palate cleanser. Consider this my stash of sorbet servings for when I just want to put something quick and easy out.

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    Chapters:
    3/18
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    371
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    In 1967, Crowley doesn't know it but the holy water gifted to him by Aziraphale was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love. For him and him alone. Over the years, the angel's prayer to the Almighty proves vital for the continued survival of the demon: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand." But first, Crowley will have to calm down about what 'going too fast' might mean...

    Language:
    English
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    9,858
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2645
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    Having only kept house plants previously, he delighted in the changing landscape of his country garden. The previous owner had carefully selected the plants to ensure year-round beauty and by the end of the first year in the cottage, he had carefully catalogued each plant, when it bloomed, when it needed pruned and he developed a strict regime to mirror that which he subjected his house plants to.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    175
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    Crowley couldn’t stop Aziraphale from adding flowers to his collection without telling him, so he chose to not acknowledge it. He knew that flowers were commonly used to convey messages though he had never looked into their specific meanings.

    He didn't have to though, as Anathema took great pleasure in informing him on what he had missed.

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    English
    Words:
    570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    317
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    News just in: Aziraphale and Crowley are getting married! Finally!

    Unfortunately, what should be a pleasant and joyous time for them is about to be turned into a second attempt at Armageddon, as Gabriel and Beelzebub are foisted onto them as wedding planners against their and everyone's wishes.

    Too bad Anathema burned that book. It would have been nice to see this coming.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,063
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    3518
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    ‘I hate’ she alter’d with an end,
    Doth follow night, who like a fiend,
    From heaven to hell is flown away;
    ‘I hate’ from hate away she threw,
    And saved my life, saying - ‘Not you.’

    Aziraphale stumbles upon a collection of poems and sonnets in Crowley's flat. And someone really took those to heart. Further proof being the amount of unsend love letters addressed to the angel written by a certain demon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    476

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