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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    The Mayfair flat might be safe on the night of the Aflopalypse, or it might not. Beelzebub & Hastur have a grudge and an army and they know where Crowley lives, so caution may be in order? Especially since the door to the penthouse is standing ajar when our exhausted body swapped heroes get home from Tadfield.

    "So you're saying you're going in alone. In my body. To my flat. Where you've never been."

    Aziraphale nodded.

    "Maybe we should just go to a hotel?"

    Aziraphale saw two roads diverging: a night of brooding anxious melancholy and...the kind of night he preferred. He rallied. "And miss my chance to spy in your washroom cupboard? Never. I'm going in."

    "Oi!"

    "I'm going to try on all your clothing and give you a manicure and take a nap. You'll have to sit here and wonder for hours."

    "Angel!" The word had no sibilants but Crowley could still broadcast a hiss somehow.

    "You'll pace my feet to pieces while I pilfer your wine cellar alone."

    "You can fuck right off." Crowley gave him a sound swat on the arm. "See I'd never do that to you, but I can do it to me."

    "Is that the face I make when you wind me up? No wonder it's such fun for you."

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    What's on the tin! A collection of voicemails left on the ansaphone of the Demon Crowley.

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    The banshee-like wail draws her back into the fray, the smell of blood heavy in the air. She would be the perfect weapon for the apocalypse, if only the stupid humans knew it was coming. With a contract etched and pulsating on her left forearm, she stalks her prey silently in shadow, unknowing her targets will soon discover her.

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    Solving Agnes's riddle was easy. Swapping corporations was a cinch, in fact they tried it as soon as they arrived at the Mayfair.

    But a soldiering angel and a demon with snake eyes have a devil of a time managing their first few steps in the wrong bodies. This story is mostly real-time dialogue and Crowley's POV through the first hour or so of the body swap.

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    Crowley staggered into the door of the lift with a hollow boom.

    "Owowowow! Shitshitssssshit. Stop this thing!"

    Covering his eyes with one hand he mashed at the buttons with the other, lighting up floors 5, 7 and 9.

    Aziraphale reached to steady him but misjudged distance and inertia badly. He lurched and windmilled, and as one leg buckled under the other he spiraled inelegantly to the floor. "Oh. My. Well."

    "Oh we are so not prepared for this," seethed Crowley in a low growl. He fumbled blindly for more buttons, any buttons.

    "Are you hurt dear boy?"

    "No angel, eyes. Blessed **eyes!** Djyou go thump, I can't see."

    "Ah. Yes. Mm. Legs."

    "'S wrong with my legs?!"

    "Nothing, there's just rather a lot of them and they're. Mm. Miscalibrated."

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    Aziraphale and Crowley decide to make their hatred of heaven and hell known in the best ways possible and also finally admit what they've been wanting to say to each other for 6000 years.

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    His visitor was quite early by demon standards, currently slinking through the doorway with a large box of something nestled in his arms. It was painted with the colors of an old style bakery (one of the angel’s favorites, though there were too many to keep proper track of unless you possessed Crowley’s attention span), and he briefly stopped to contemplate the reasoning behind this gift. True, there usually was a box of delicious goodies slung under his demon’s arm whenever he decided to come by, but this was… different, somehow. Perhaps Crowley simply felt a surprise was in order, yet Aziraphale suspected that something else was afoot.

    It figures that Aziraphale would forget all about his birthday - or his Beginning Day, if you will.

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    In Autumn of 1919, as the decade is dying, a new face begins showing up at Ezra Fell's bookstore. A slow friendship begins to grow, until their past lives begin to catch up with them. How will our heroes solve their problems and inevitably admit that they're already married, really? With jazz music.

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    The adult protagonists of Good Omens play a rousing game of Never Have I Ever.

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    When Crowley comes home to find Aziraphale reading in his Throne, the demon can't help the sharp spike of desire that pools in his stomach at the sight. Taking matters into his own hands, Crowley shows his submissive just who's actually in-charge around there.

    (It's Aziraphale, of course. It's always Aziraphale, but Crowley has enough of an imagination for the both of them ten times over.)

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    Six Thousand Years of waiting, watching, teasing, and hinting, have finally taken there toll, The two idiots in love, are breaking the 4th wall, and each other, eventually.

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    3/?
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    What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

    The resulting Airbnb property has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."

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    In 1967, Crowley doesn't know it but the holy water gifted to him by Aziraphale was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love. For him and him alone. Over the years, the angel's prayer to the Almighty proves vital for the continued survival of the demon: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand." But first, Crowley will have to calm down about what 'going too fast' might mean...

    (Current chapters: modern-setting, Friday before the Apocalypse, the bandstand.)

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    9/12
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    57
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    Throughout November 2019, I used the Ineffable Inktober prompts to write one ficlet per day.

    If you'd like an abbreviated read, I recommend "At the Ritz," "Crepes," "Bookshop," "Bentley," and "Drinks."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    98
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    12
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    One began to tremble. Its neighbours quickly shushed it. They stood at attention but a recently added flamingo flower broke down in the plant version of anxiety. It had been the target of their owner’s wrath last week because it had yet to produce blooms.

    A look at Crowley’s treatment of his houseplants from their point of view.

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    2/2
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    Кроули довел свои растения до бунта, и Азирафаэлю пришлось вмешаться и спасти демона.

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    Two years after the Button Eyes incident, Crowley finally got to meet his own doll.

    The event happened in his flat, while he was busy drinking until he couldn't see straight. The demon was buried under the covers, ready to pass out when he heard crying. He was fairly certain his plants couldn't cry, so he forced himself to sober up and investigate. He debated how someone could even get into his apartment in the first place when he saw it.

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    25
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    Crowley has become increasingly good at packing away and compartmentalizing his feelings over the years.

    He's not as good at pulling them back out, no matter how much he wants to.
    Add to that the fatigue and stress of the averted apocalypse, and you've got one raw and angsty demon to contend with.

    Life inside the music box ain't easy.

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    Chapters:
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    There's an apartment block in Mayfair, where a demon lives on the top floor. He's an interesting neighbour, to say the least.

    (Or: Crowley sees a tragic human and accidentally adopts him)

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    English
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    2/2
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    94
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    3927
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    All my slashy non-kinkmeme Aziraphale/Crowley one-shots, housed in one place. Each chapter will be a different sexy story, featuring our favourite odd couple. If you have a kink you'd like to see in future chapters, let me know and I'll see if I can work it in. LATEST CHAPTER: WING KINK.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3410

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