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    Aziraphale frowned. "What you’re saying, then, is that discorporating you would cause more temptations in the end?”
    “That’s exactly what I’m saying. Not to mention, they’d be better quality, more efficient temptations. And possibly more violent. A lot of Demons really enjoy that sort of thing.”
    “And you don’t?” asked Aziraphale, softly.
    “Oh.” Crawly blinked. “Erm. No, I mean, I really like violence. Big violence-er, me. Always calling for more violence in Hell. I like a good flaying, y’know. All that. Screaming. Er.”
    “Indeed,” said the Angel.
    Bless it.

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    This story follows Aziraphale and Crowley's experiences from Eden to the failed Apocalypse, with one scene per decade, every decade, for the entire 6,000 years. I'm drawing predominantly from show canon, with elements of book canon, as well as Biblical and historical inspiration.

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    After Adam's parents die in a car crash, Aziraphale is forced to start taking care of him as more than just an uncle. Don't get him wrong, he loves the little devil, it's just that he is completely clueless and could rather use some help.
    In comes Crowley, Adam's new nursery school teacher with his amazing skills in dealing with kids. Could he be the answer to all of Aziraphale's prayers - Adam-related and otherwise?
    Well, it looks like he might just be that, judging by the weird things Aziraphale's heart seems to be doing whenever he sets eyes on the man. Now, if only the tall ginger returned his feelings...

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    The Christmas festivities are interrupted by the rumour about a dragon which has made its home nearby. King Arthur sends one of his knights, sir Aziraphale, to smite the creature and free the children taken to its lair. But the eyes looking at sir Aziraphale from the darkness of the cavern turn out to be familiar. And as the matter of fact, sir Aziraphale himself is not exactly who he claims to be...
    This is a story about the Knights of the Round Table, dragons, druids — and a long long road from being in love to being brave enough to love.

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    ‘Hello, my dear.’
    Crowley bit his lip for a couple of seconds before he took a deep breath and just went with it.
    ‘Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?’
    There was silence at the other end.
    Oh shit.
    ‘That was my friend messing around with my phone…?’
    ‘You do realise that only works over text.’
    ‘Myeah.’
    Why was he like this? He had wanted to kill Bea for doing the same thing and yet here he was, doing the thing. At Bea’s behest, mind you.
    ‘I would love to go for coffee. Oh, and cake!’

     

    Aziraphale is a very rich and successful writer. Crowley is at the worst possible moment of his life - living off Bee's couch and posting his mum's fairy tales on some random sites only to be ignored by everyone except one random person simply called A.
    This is a story about how both of our main protagonists get over the ghosts of their pasts, learn to work together and maybe - just maybe - fall in love in the process.

    Not to mention that all of the characters that we love (hate - looking at you, Gabe) make an appearance.

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    AU/cannon divergent Aziraphale and Crowley in heaven and throughout history. Treating angels like their own species with biology, culture, and traditions.

    Her plans, as they were, did not exempt Her from regret. Not that She would admit to any mistakes of course.

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    Crowley has never been an avid reader. Or, not until he and his book-loving nephew Adam begin looking to relocate to the quaint village of Tadfield, with a library that Adam is keen on spending all of his time in. Crowley is skeptical of the entire place, at least until he meets Aziraphale, the cute librarian in soft sweaters and tartan bowties who sends Crowley flying head over heels in love.

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    Crowley comforts a wailing antichrist, he thinks of the children hes held before and begins to plan.

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    Young Tobias and acquaintance Asarja set out for Rages in Media to retrieve a sum of money the former's father, Tobit, deposited there. Stopping in Ekbatana, they encounter likewise young Sara, who appears to be plagued by a demon said to have killed seven men she had been married to on their wedding night. At least Asarja is determined to help; however, both he and the young woman are hiding something.

    A Good-Omens-y remix of the apocryphal 'Book of Tobit', in which Crowley stands in for the youthful-energetic Archangel Raphael and Aziraphale for the luxuriously-pompous demon Asmodeus.

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    ‘Do I – do I what now, sorry?’

    ‘Write,’ the marketing director repeats, holding up Crowley’s bullshit-laden proposal document and waving it slightly. ‘I mean - are you a writer? In your spare time, do you write?’

    *

    It's a few years down the line from the failed Apocalypse, and Aziraphale and Crowley are finding that retirement suits them rather well.

    Retirement from Heaven and Hell, that is. Retirement from their human jobs seems all too far away.

    Still, Crowley is determined to make what fun he can out of his new freelancing gig. After all, it's not like the universe can have any more surprises in store for the two of them...

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    Three years have passed since the world didn't end and Azirpahale and Crowley are sharing a blissful life together. But life is just full of surprises. One stormy afternoon in winter, Aziraphale finds a homeless teenager asleep in his shop who has a whole laundry list of problems. One such problem leads the pair to take her in and help her get back on her feet, but who can say where life will lead them?

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    “Please, Nanny, won’t you?”

    “Hmm.” Nanny sounded tired. Warlock knew he wasn’t supposed to notice, but Brother Francis always called him a ‘good eye’. She looked around the garden, brows lowered behind her sunglasses.

    They were alone. Nanny scooped Warlock into her arms

    ~~~

    Warlock wants to know how Nanny Ashtoreth made her first (and best) friend.

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    While spending an afternoon in the garden with a young Warlock and Brother Francis, Crowley excitedly encourages one of the many firsts in little Warlock's life.

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    When Adam and Warlock witness a murder as they are in Los Angeles, their first call is to their Godfather Crowley. They are surprised to find out Crowley is not the only occult being in the City of Angels. What secret has Crowley kept for over 6,000 years, even from Aziraphale? And what has awoken beneath the city?

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    Literally just what the tags and title say so far. I'm not creative with titles or summaries

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    Eleven-year-old Adam has a great family: genderfluid mom Crowley, flamingly gay dad AZ, and cousin Bee, his birth parent. And he has two great ambitions: getting his debate team to nationals, and convincing his parents to buy him a puppy. But Adam's idyllic life gets knocked sideways when he finds out his biological father is rich, powerful, and wants him back.

    Baize (Bee to a chosen few) is content to live alone with their beehives, tolerating periodic visits from Adam and his parents. They don’t want to think about last year’s drunk kiss with AZ’s brother Gabriel, and they really don’t want to think about their old flame Luke Starr. But when Luke sends a letter staking his claim on Adam, Baize knows they’re in for a fight. And Gabriel, damn him, knows the best lawyers.

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    It's December and Aziraphale is determined to make it cheerful for the holidays. Unfortunately, Crowley's not much into holidays, being a demon and all. But Aziraphale plans activities - and some happen spontaneously from sweet to smutty - in hopes of making Crowley's month just a little more festive. Will he succeed? Based off of the Ineffable Holiday 2020 prompt list.

    (Yes, this has turned into Christmas smut. Why do you ask? 😁)

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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

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    Aziraphale has found a job helping to run the village library. While thinking of activities, he suggests Crowley start a music club for the children. Crowley is more than happy to oblige.

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    Азирафель нахмурился.
    - Тогда, как ты говоришь, если тебя развоплотить, то искушений будет еще больше?
    - Именно это я и хочу сказать. Не говоря уже о том, что они будут лучше, еще эффективней. И, возможно, более насильственными. Многие демоны наслаждаются подобным.
    - А ты нет? - тихо спросил Азирафель.
    - О, - Кроли моргнул. - Эрм. Нет, я имею в виду, мне нравится насилие. Мно-ого насилия, ага. Все это. Крики. Эрм.
    - В самом деле, - ответил Ангел.
    Благословите его.

    Эта история об Азирафеле и Кроули, начиная с Эдема и заканчивая неудавшимся Апокалипсисом, со сценой раз в десятилетие, в каждое десятилетие, и так 6,000 лет. Я описываю преимущественно из сериального канона с элементами книжного, опираясь на Библию и исторические факты.

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    Green filled his vision in the brief second before he instinctively tucked his head away in his coils. Crawly didn’t think there had ever been anything green and growing in Hell save perhaps a good mold behind Hastur’s knees. Cautiously, he inched the very tip of his nose out of his coils and flicked his tongue.

    Growing things. Soil. Apples. The oil left behind by human hands. Something strange and sharp smelling. Under it all, a smell he knew but couldn’t place.

    This wasn’t Hell.

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