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    Aziraphale is confused when archangel Gabriel knocks on his door with a new, nameless angel with him.

    Crowley finds the situation... odd.

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    Technically, Aziraphale is on enforced medical leave from Heaven.

    Officially, his attempted murder needs investigating.

    Gathering evidence shouldn't be this difficult.

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    Aziraphale had never, prior to meeting Crowley, worried about a vampire. Or been attracted to one. Or, if he must be honest, become … fond of one.
    Either Crowley was a very unusual vampire, or the Simurgh’s plan for Aziraphale’s life had been something of a mistake. Of course, the latter was out of the question.

     

    The phoenix Aziraphale has formed an alliance with the vampire Crowley – but Crowley’s former clan demands a steep price not to execute the traitor. Their efforts to manage the ransom forces Aziraphale to confront everything he thought he knew about both species; but it also has the potential to bring rewards he never dreamed.

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    Crowley is on the run from demons, and has to think on his feet (kind of), in order to keep him, and more importantly, Aziraphale safe. But when Crowley doesn't turn up for what Aziraphale hoped would be a date, Aziraphale gets anxious, and sets out to find him, and together they must find a way to prove once and for all that they deserve to be left alone.

    Illustrated by Licorne and myself.

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    Speaking of which, he pushed the tinted sunglasses higher up his nose, successfully concealing his monstrous eyes, and peered over to the Angel sitting on his armchair. Aziraphale was the biggest crime Crowley had ever committed, and that's saying something. Well, in the eyes of hell and heaven, at least.

    Or, Crowley's eyes have a piece of heaven in them, both Aziraphale and the other demons like to claim, but both for different reasons.

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    After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.

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    17/?
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    Crowley and his boyfriend move into the flat next to Ezra and his husband’s. But things get complicated when they start to fall for each other, while also dealing with issues in their respective relationships.

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    Next-door neighbours AU, but replace most of the typical fluff with angst.

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    8/?
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    89
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    13
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    For twelve long years, Aziraphale has tried to give her husband a child, with very little success. A desperate trek up the mountain to the faerie court may see her wish come true but there are always consequences when it comes to dealing with the fae.

    Based on the song "Changeling Child" by Heather Dale

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    “The food is nothing more than a perk, an advantage to the already joyous celebration of which I would like to celebrate. I know it seems a bit silly, but we are free now, Dear. Why not indulge in a little human festivities? I think humans dedicating a holiday to being thankful is beautiful. Besides, we’ve participated in lots of human entertainment before.”

    “It was part of the job description, wasn’t it? Besides, I’ve never felt any sort of need to be thankful.”

    Aziraphale raised his eyebrows up in disbelief and smiled.

    “Nothing to be thankful for? Not even a bit?”

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    Crowley and Aziraphale were the best of friends. Until they weren't.
    Ten years later they meet again, and all bets are off.

    Regrets, angry sex, coffee-induced adrenaline, competence porn, the inherent sexiness of three-piece-suits, and an absolutely guaranteed happy ending for two broken men who just need to sort out their feelings once and for all.

    Updates weekly (sometimes more often).

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    6/?
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    Azira Fell is an orphan who is sent to Lodwood, a cold and desolate orphanage, where she will learn her way as a governess and follow the rules of dogma with stoicism. When she is hired by Mrs. Tracy, she realizes that her true employer, Mr. Crowley, is as mysterious as he is brazen.

    Within the four walls of the Crowley estate in Tadfield, a dark secret lurks. As sinister as it is mystical, Azira Fell will try to find the truth. Even if she must sacrifice her heart in the process.

    Adapted from Charlotte Brontë's novel and Cary Joji Fukunaga's 2011 film version.

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    Aziraphale feels that after sacrificing his promotion to Alpha Centauri to save the world, Crowley should get the chance to sample some of the pleasures of the world.

    Beginning with crêpes.

    (Movie Script ficlet)

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    1/1
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    54
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    Crowley gets himself into a spot of trouble. It's a good thing that he has a patient angel determined to help him. AKA Crowley has grown accustomed to hiding his pain for six millennia and Aziraphale finally convinces him that it's safe to share.

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    Maybe the plan wasn't for Armageddon to bring about the end of the world- maybe it was to bring two pining idiots together.

    Or

    God is sick of Crowley and Aziraphale dancing around each other so she does something about it. How they confess from God's perspective.

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    Or: Who am I, and who are you, and who are we?

    When the apocalypse doesn't happen, other things must go on happening. In the best of worlds, these things might include dinners at the Ritz, followed by a bottle or two of finely aged wine, consumed in good company in the homely corner of a dingy old bookshop. Or three, or four. Or more. In vino veritas. Who knows what might surface under such circumstances?

    Written in the style of the book.

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    It has been 270 years since Sirens were cursed to live under the sea and tensions have only been rising like steam from a boiling pot.

    Crowley, a Siren in his late two hundreds, has felt out of place his entire life and wonders where he is meant to be. He figures he'll never find that answer until one day he meets a human, the prince Aziraphale. He'll do anything to stay with him, even make a deal with the notorious Sea Witch, Lucifer. Will he be able to keep his end of the deal or will Lucifer claim his life? Will he be able to stay with the man he loves or will he live the rest of his life under the sea?

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    In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below. (Hades/Persephone/A dash of beauty and the beast inspired AU.)

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    The moonlight reflected from the creature’s eyes. With its teeth bared, the wolf stepped onto the clearing, yellow stare transfixed on its prey.

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    Crowley is in love with his best friend. This wouldn't be so bad, if he hadn't already been pining for 350 years. The immortal life of a vampire looks good on paper, but when faced with the possibility of eternally unrequited love, the novelty wears off. But nevertheless, Crowley has come to terms with loving Aziraphale in secret, so long as he can keep him by his side.

    This all threatens to fall apart, however, when Aziraphale tells Crowley that he's signed up for the new Vampire reality dating show. With the possibility of losing the one person he loves, Crowley does the only thing he can think of. He signs up for the show as well, with the sole purpose of ensuring Aziraphale doesn't meet someone new. Surely nothing can go wrong.

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    35,149
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Comments:
    218
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    257
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    31
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    3822
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    Crowley hates being away from Aziraphale. It was always the worst part, now he actually has to address his fear of being alone.

    Title is from "Turn Out The LIghts" by the crane wives

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,108
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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