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    Aziraphale is in a dark place in his life when he runs into a mysterious man at a bar and later has the best night of his life only to be ghosted the next day with no calls or anything.

    What is he to do when the man shows back up and Aziraphale is faced with the darker reality of what goes on in the shadows of London?

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    Crowley had exhibited a quite extraordinary amount of restraint over the years, if he could say so himself. Maybe it had been too much. Maybe something had to snap inside of him at some point, maybe-

    No. Those were excuses! Nothing but poor, pathetic attempts to justify his own weakness when it had been more crucial than ever to stay strong. It didn't matter that he'd wanted this for thousands of years. It didn't matter that he'd fought against this urge for centuries. It didn't matter that it had been on the verge of overpowering him countless times before. He hadn't let it. He'd never let it. Until now.

    Everything that should matter was Aziraphale. His angel, his wonderful, pure, perfect angel, his best friend (the object of all his dreams and wishes and desires...), this being that was kindness and innocence made flesh, served to him on a silver plate to devour.

    This was the moment to withstand. This was the moment to prove himself.

    And he'd let him down.

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    To: The person who stopped the washer in the middle of my wash cycle and took my clothes out just to wash your own… You are an Asshole! Unfortunately for you, so am I. You can find your wet clothes frozen outside in the snow. If you have any problems with this, come see me in 301.

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    Aziraphale has a new neighbor, and they certainly don't start off on the right foot.

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    Crowley grinned - an angel. That would be his greatest achievement yet.

    Or: Crowley, an incubus, is looking for the next person to feed on in his ususal club when he spots a somewhat peculiar person. Turns out, the man is an angel - and so far, no incubus has ever managed to tempt an angel before. Crowley quickly decides that he will be the first one to do so - only Aziraphale has other plans.
    (Not that Crowley minds, in the end)

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    Their final moments are upon them. They’ve played their final card and Chuck is announcing curtain call. But Dean still has a few seconds left. A few seconds to right the only wrong he’s ever truly regretted.

    So Dean will do the only thing he can do. His one final move in the famous final scene of Chuck’s shitty story. Something that Chuck believed completely unfathomable. Something, that, throughout all the universes, he’d never seen – not once.

    Dean is about to answer a question that Cass should have never even needed to ask.

    And maybe – maybe – one last ditch effort in a world gone mad is enough to turn the tides just enough so they might hear what ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really means.

    OR

    Instead of sending them to Purgatory, Michael traverses all the universes with Dean and Castiel in the hopes of finding one where good prevailed and Chuck was defeated. Along the way Dean and Castiel's relationship is put under strain.

    Will Michael play mediator?

    Will the alternate versions of Dean, Sam and Castiel force them to face their decisions and mend their relationship?

    What ‘the exultant sound of a canon booming in the night’ really mean?

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    In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below. (Hades/Persephone/A dash of beauty and the beast inspired AU.)

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    AU - Dr AZ Fell accidentally tips a cup of hot tea over a tall red headed stranger on his way to the train station, requiring him to dust off his old nursing skills.

    Crowley certainly didn't expect to end up lying on a filthy Soho pavement, with his shirt literally ripped open while he tried not to scream at the pain.

    Two strangers meet via a chance encounter, one hands the other a business card with an apology......what happens next?

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    It is the day after the world didn't end and our heroes have failed, yet again, to tell each other how they feel. Before they get a chance to do so, the agents of Heaven and Hell come to take their revenge working on the principle that what they can't kill, they can still punish. Aziraphale finds himself destined to rejoin his Regiment and then finds himself on trial, where he is forced to tell the whole of Heaven how he feels about a certain demon. Meanwhile, Crowley is back on Earth, with no memory of his companion of 6000 years. Will our favourite supernatural duo manage to get back together? With the help of some very determined cherubs, and a fan club cast of thousands, there are beings up there who want to help them try.

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    A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.

    Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.

    Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.

    (Yes, this is the Good Omens Winery AU that absolutely no one asked for and no one wanted. Updates every 10 days.)

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    Рождественские празднования в Камелоте прерваны вестью о драконе, поселившемся неподалеку. Король Артур посылает одного из своих рыцарей, сэра Фeлла, проверить, правда ли это, и если да, то сразить чудовище и спасти детей, которых оно унесло в свое логово. Но глаза, глядящие на рыцаря из темноты пещеры, оказываются очень знакомыми, да и сам сэр Фeлл вовсе не то, чем кажется…

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    Ever since he was young, Ezra Fell dreamed of adventure. He dreamed of far off destinations and dashing heroes. He dreamed of danger and excitement. He dreamed of exploration and romance. Now, as an adult, his life is much less exotic locales and much more boring political dinner parties with his fiancé, Gabriel Messenger. But a chance meeting with a literary agent might be his last chance at the adventure he sought as a child.

    Gabriel would surely support him.

    Right?

    And he could never fall for the brash and abrasive Mr. Anthony J. Crowley.

    Right?

    It was just one silly little trip to find a silly little amulet in Egypt.

    Right?

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    There’s complete peace between Heaven and Hell. Aziraphale and Crowley are sharing their wonderful apartment above Aziraphale’s treasured dusty bookshop, living each day of their two year marriage in complete bliss, and just when Aziraphale thought he couldn’t get any happier -
    Crowley brings up the idea of having baby!

    Crowley and Aziraphale have decided they want to have a baby. Now only one question goes left unanswered; who's getting pregnant? And can these Good Old Fashioned Lover Boys make the cut as supernatural parents? MPREG warning.

    This Book 2 of "Good old fashioned lover boy" - Good Omens ineffable husbands.
    Book 1: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23029204/chapters/55069759

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    Crowley has been behaving strangely. Aziraphale didn't really question it. They were still adjusting to their new retired lives together, so some strangeness was to be expected, right?

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    Crowley is less than pleased when he shows up to the bookshop and finds a handsome customer obviously flirting with HIS angel. What's worse, the burk keeps coming back!

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    READ THE TAGS. Yes it has a lot, on purpose. There are potentially triggering elements in this fic.

    Aziraphale is hit by a lust curse and tries to hit on Crowley, who restrains him for his own safety and refuses to take part as the angel can’t consent while cursed.

    Crowley cares for Aziraphale while he tries to work out how to break the curse. He goes through hell mentally and literally to do so, but when he does, Aziraphale still insists that he loves Crowley. This makes Crowley think that he didn’t succeed in breaking the curse and pitches him into further despair. Aziraphale has to lie and hurt Crowley to convince him that he’s cured and to let him go. This of course just reinforces Crowely’s fears anyway.

    Aziraphale then has to take time to reassure Crowley that he does actually love him, and help him heal from the mental trauma of the events.

    Illustration in chapter 12 by Alice Rovai.

     NSFW angst, hurt and comfort with happy ending. TW for attempted noncon kissing/touching, graphic violence, blood, minor character death (enemy), bodily fluids, bondage, dysphoria/dysmorphia. (NO noncon or dubcon sex).

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    In an attempt to cope with a case of frustratingly unrequited love, Crowley gives himself a chronic case of hanahaki. Unfortunately, it turns out that defictionalizing a very tangible literary devise is a really bad strategy if you also want to hide said feelings, especially if the object of your affection is a certain bookish and extremely observant angel.

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    Crowley craved mischief but got tricked by Fate into pining after a soft angel

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    One night in the South Downs cottage, Crowley asks Aziraphale to dance - but the angel isn't ready to say yes.
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    “Dance?” In the silence between them, the music swayed with a simple rhythm, soft and – now that he had reason to think of it that way – intimate. “Oh, I…” Nothing like the quick, rapid beat of the gavotte, and he doubted that’s what Crowley had in mind, anyway. “I wouldn’t…know how…I’ve never…”

    “Look, forget it,” Crowley said in a rush. “We don’t have to. Stupid idea. I just…” His eyes darted away and he fumbled for the glasses hanging on the front of his shirt. “Go back to your book.”
    --
    For the Kisses-Bingo prompt: "Deep Kiss/Gentle Shoulder Bump"

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    Aziraphale needs to travel away for a few months.
    But Fate (and friends) seems to be determined to bring him back.
    Or: Is it possible for an angel to take a break?
    The answer is (apparently) no.

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    AJ Crowley goes too fast for himself, let alone the angel at the gates. He has a job he never wanted, a child to take care of, and far too much wine to stay home and drink alone, but his new friend might be willing to speed up for him...just a little. As Crowley's world unravels, entangling with that of his beloved Ezra, he must learn to let others in, to stop fighting his past alone, and to let himself be loved the way he deserves.

    Their journey is as much done together as it is a battle within themselves.

    Title inspired by William Shakespeare's "Sonnet 39."

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