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The Devil Works Hard But Ineffable Idiots Work Harder by leafhurricane
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 May 2022
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Crowley is not a romantic person— or rather, not a romantic person-shaped-entity.
Crowley, however, is also a liar.Aziraphale is also not a romantic.
But he does happen to secretly write a series of best-selling, very gay, rather… ethereal romance novels.
What else is he to do with a rampant love for literature and the rest of the not-end-of-the-world on his hands?Shenanigans ensue.
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Anybody's Lap Will Do by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 May 2022
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Crawley was dozing with his back against the Ark's hull when he felt paws walking up his leg. He hissed and opened his eyes. A tabby cat, the female of the pair that Noah had brought aboard, hissed back and dropped a kitten into his lap
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- Part 13 of Stand Alone Omens
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Call my name and I’ll be there by cole90210
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 May 2022
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Aziraphale is a human with a bookshop and an unfortunate habit of reading out loud from occult books he is repairing. When the demon Crowley answers the summons, it will be a battle of wills, temptations and an unlikely friendship (that leads to more). Part human AU Aziraphale x Crowley
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Skeletons in the Closet by cunzy4
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 May 2022
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Gabriel died many years ago. He went out a hero, fighting a horde of demons. That's a fact. End of story.
But if that's true, then who did Crowley find locked away in a dungeon in Hell? And who is responsible for putting him there?
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Surreptitious Serpent by Messy_manic_fanby13
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Apr 2022
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Throughout the last few hundred years, Aziraphale has had a secret admirer who spoils him every valentine's day. One day, he finally puts two and two together and realizes sometimes, the most obvious answer is the correct answer.
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No Bed of Roses by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
29 Apr 2022
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After everything goes down, the old guard goes to stay with even older friends
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- Part 11 of Stand Alone Omens
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To Rewrite the Heavens by AkuChibi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Apr 2022
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God's a bit tetchy, and She always has been. She never thought She'd have to punish Her own angels, not after the Fall. What to do with a Heaven whose system doesn't work anymore? When She decides some restructuring is in order, Aziraphale's life gets decidedly more complicated.
Aziraphale just wishes someone had given him a warning instead of throwing him straight off the deep end.
Crowley, for his part, really just wants Heaven and Hell to leave them both alone, but with angels and demons knocking at their door, the stakes have never been higher.
OR--that time God said 'fuck it all' and decided to restructure Heaven.
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- Part 1 of God's a bit tetchy
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I Thought of Angels Choking on Their Halos by Pushkeen
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2022
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The demon Crowley is tasked with the mission of tempting the sophisticated owner of a little bookshop in Soho, said to be a future angel of the Lord after his passing.
What Crowley didn’t expect was for his plans to be duly uprooted by the bright mortal.Title/chapter titles from Just One Yesterday by Fall Out Boy, tags might be updated in the future
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 895
- Chapters:
- 1/15
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
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A Most Tender Subject by rowenablade
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Apr 2022
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Did that snake that fell on Blackbeard in Episode 7 look familiar to anyone else?
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Crowley didn't technically lose the golden fiddle. He just improved on the plan to gain more souls. Right?
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- Part 3 of SOSH Guess The Author
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The Feather Falls by PanDemonicPanDemonium
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Mar 2022
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CW: blood, self-harm.
Crawly is still coming to terms with his fall and working through some stuff with bad coping mechanisms. He has a long way to go before he learns to let some stuff go, and accept his new circumstances. But he knows Aziraphale will always be there for him.
Contains references to self-harm (not cutting but still involving blood loss) - please do not read if this may affect you.
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strawberries by ilikeblue
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Mar 2022
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Crowley has a new hobby, and Aziraphale isn’t jealous, not one bit.
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“Kind?” Crawley grinned wickedly, “Oh, I’m not kind, angel. You know that.”
Aziraphale blinked rapidly again, “Oh, I-I know. I know. That- you. You’re a demon.”
He laughed, “Is that a question, angel? Forget our rules already? I wasn’t even gone that long.”
“You left me,” Aziraphale spoke and the world around him warped a little, “Alone. With thirty children!”
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- Part 3 of Aziraphale Protects Outcasts
- Part 4 of Crowley is Good With Kids
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All Crowley wanted, was to spend time with his Angel. Instead his is sent off to the states by Hell, who haven't contacted him in YEARS. So he hopped across the pond, with a little bit of guidance, and soon to be therapy, from Aziraphale on the phone. Crowley did a little snooping.
He wasn't fond of what he found."Another Bloody Apocalypse! We just stopped the last one!!"
The Winchesters aren't the only ones that deal with Demon and Angel crap. What would happen if they were to meet Crowley? What if they met him before long ago in their childhood? What happens if Crowley were to join Team Free Will with assistance of his ineffable husband?
(I'm not great at sumarries but please read before you decide whether or not your interested. Updates will be slow and/or infrequent.)
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Lint Demons, ILLUSTRATED by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for Crowley_Kitten
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Mar 2022
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On a nice day out, Aziraphale recalls something unusual he spotted when he was visiting Hell, and asks Crowley about it. Prepare for
fluffinesswoolliness. Illustrated by the author.With thanks to Loveneedlesandhay for beta reading.
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We Can Be Humans by Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Feb 2022
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" 'Crowley, I know you are responsible for this! Now, will you please come around and talk to me like a sensible chap and we can sort something out as per The Arrangement, there's a good fellow.'
Crowley glares at his answering machine and dares it to give any sort of indication that he's in his flat. It's too hot for talking, even to angels. He's starting to think 1976 is a mistake."
Or, a few stolen weeks during a heatwave and a chance to say things that have gone unsaid for far too long.
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Wanderer - There's Always A Tomorrow by Countess_Hargreaves
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Feb 2022
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An apocalypse that didn’t happen.
A bus ride spent in exhausted but companionable silence.
A prophecy promising a possibility to survive.
And an old acquaintance hand-delivering another prophecy, another greeting from Agnes Nutter.
Even if those prophecies sounded like utter bullshit more often than not, Crowley knew them to be true, by now. So when it provided the possibility of a respite, to rest and recharge before meeting their respective Head Offices, he was more than ready to accept.
Aziraphale was always more than willing to hear a new story, even if it was as ludicrous sounding as the woman calling herself Lilith offered to him. So what if he was going to listen to the insane ramblings of a barking mad woman? It would pass time. And Crowley really needed to sleep – if Agnes said they were safe, then they were.
It was a win-win all around, right? Right?
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To the Love that I Hold Dear (Valentine’s special) by SkyP
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Feb 2022
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It had been a while since Marcus “Gothicus” had seen the red haired daemonic filth that polluted the lavish marble halls of his palace. He hadn’t exactly been calm then, giving off the impression as if he had been expecting the grim sight of Charun around every corner.
But this time was different...A raging fire burned behind the smoked glasses hiding his serpentine eyes.
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Not every Saint is an Angel.
Some are nothing but a Demon in disguise
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Harvest season in Uruk, the greatest city in the world. When the fields are cut bare, the river runs swift, and even the gods themselves die.
When a priest summons Crawley, she finds not the usual bargaining and lust for power, but something deeper, more twisted, and utterly inescapable. Cut off from her angel, surrounded by enemies, Crawley endures unspeakable pain and fear; can Aziraphale find her before she, too, becomes part of the harvest?
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The Scars on Your Soul by NebulaEyes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Feb 2022
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Soulmates exist, and if they get wounded, a scar will appear on their mate. Simple, right? What if the soulmated pair were an angel and a demon, and when the demon was an angel, he didn't much like the thought of being forced to be with someone just because God said so? What might change his mind? What kind of relationship will Aziraphale and Crowley build? What new things about each other will they discover? However, more importantly, why is it that an angel can successfully do temptations and a demon can successfully do blessings? Read and find out!