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    The world didn't end, and Crowley and Aziraphale have a whole new forever to look forward to.

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    A despondent and defeated Crowley has been through the ringer, moreso even than his roommate, Newt, realizes. After a car accident puts him though a number of surgeries and a temporary - but terrifying - few weeks of blindness, the club owner wants nothing more than to curl up in his bed and refuse to move until things return to normal...or as normal as they'll ever be again.

    Newt - and his cafe-owning girlfriend, Anathema - have other plans. They think that Crowley just needs some care and pampering, so Anathema schedules him a special, off-hours appointment with a friend of hers who is a rather sought-after masseur. Crowley is hesitant and stubborn, but Aziraphale's soothing voice and comforting nature soon win him over, in more ways than one...

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

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    Aziraphale is a mech pilot for H.E.A.V.E.N., a world government organization tasked with scientific discovery (on the books) and weapons development (off the books). A test run of the new Neural Systems Integration Technology puts him in a rather compromising position with a creature of the deep.

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    Aziraphale has a new assignment to inspire the humans via gladiatorial combat. He was trained by Michael, and there's no reason he can give Heaven as to why he can't accomplish this simple feat.

    Crowley isn't quite as convinced this is at all a good idea.

    Or the fic in which Caspian needed a plot so we could get to the homoerotic swordfighting and have an excuse to put Aziraphale in a gladiator outfit.

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    After Aziraphale and Miss Fell's evening of making Crowley watch, Miss Fell decides she wants some time with the demon herself for a bit of fun.

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    Crowley needs a new weed guy. His sibling Bee sets him up with an Angel. Sweet silliness ensues.

    This story will update weekly on Sundays. There will be conflict and challenges but this is mostly a low angst, high fluff and smut multi-chap where problems occur around them, not between them. Join me as we all fall in love with bougie weed dealer Aziraphale (Crowley included)!

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    When Crowley gets a random text from an unknown number, he thinks it must be a joke at first. Turns out it's by a rather amusing stranger who might have an interesting matter at hand.
    Aziraphale just wants to get an upcoming function over with and not have people trying to set him up with anyone. At least whoever accidentally received his message seems to take the mishap with humour.

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    Ezra Fell is a writer, middle aged, single, had enough, but fine otherwise. A writer of myths and legends, and also soft core erotica, hasn't endeared him to his family. Nor has his preferences and lifestyles. But at 50 he's ready to start a new page, and accidentally does when he marries a Selkie through a kind gesture.

    Warning; Body shaming, homophobia, and slandering, emotional abuse are all alluded to. Also MATURE tags will be added for a reason

    More chapters to come!

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    Cheeky Crowley and his Asa are back, baby!

    This is a companion piece to Aurency, and will make much more sense if you've read that.

    Welcome to a behind the scenes compendium, jam-packed with extras. Planned chapters include:

    ★ Spare scenes that didn't fit the original
    ★ Brand new scenes set during and after the original
    ★ Behind the scenes notes
    ★ Sketches courtesy of the amazing Hikaru9
    ★ Music that inspired me while writing
    ★ A closer look at Asa's world

    This project was inspired by how much you all enjoyed my behind-the-scenes notes the first time round, and the fact that I didn't want to stop writing Crowley and Asa. I'm not planning to start the sequel until later in the year / early next year, so hopefully this will tide us all over :)

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    Crowley is the only demon with an imagination. Sometimes he likes to imagine alternate versions of his memories.

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    Crowley makes an assumption about what Aziraphale prefers and can do in the bedroom and Aziraphale demonstrates how wrong he is.

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    Anthony Crowley is far from a stranger to a casual encounter, but a few weeks into his first year as a full time professor, he has a drunken night out that leads into one that hits him like no other. In its wake, he finds himself sort of obsessed with his mystery suitor - and through a twist of fate it isn't long before they meet again. New worlds are opened to him as a result - ones that he never expected to be involved in - but with time he finds that his old life and his new one aren't actually as far removed as he'd thought... and he's not the only one that holds secrets.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale’s encounters through the ages, and I fill in the gaps that I think could have happened between them.

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    Day to day, Crowley would allow his angel to have the illusion of freedom. It'd be too much of a hassle to keep him locked up forever – and why do that when it's far more enjoyable to hunt his angel whenever Crowley craved his divine warmth?

    Crowley hadn't indulged in a struggle in quite a long time.

    Time to track his angel down and break the illusion.

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    A silly bet means a wealth more than it's intended.

    Crowley's gaze turns into mischief. "Oh, so you're a better teacher than me, you say."

    "Yes," Aziraphale says, roughed out. "That's exactly what I'm saying."

    Crowley smirks, tips his tongue into the open space at the corner of his mouth. "Well, then, Mr. Cortese. How about if we test that?"

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    Phoenix_Soar's summary:

    There are certain … changes in Crowley’s demeanour when they finally become intimate. Once Aziraphale notices, it’s all he can think about. What does an angel have to do to get his demonic lover to let go of all inhibitions?

    OR: Aziraphale is horny for Crowley in his snake form

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    ZehWulf's summary:

    Crowley hides in Aziraphale's skirts to get out of some trouble and decides to make a new sort of trouble in the meantime.

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    Crowley leaped toward Aziraphale, and her lithe form transformed in midair into a far more slender and twisty shape. Aziraphale shrieked in alarm even as she reached up to catch the black-and-red serpent that barreled into her chest barely a second later.

    "What the devil are you—" She cut off with an outraged gasp as Crowley's blunt snout dived into the exposed cleft of her bosom and slithered with wriggly enthusiasm inside not just the opening of her dress but the loose support of her jumps. Crowley arrowed down toward Aziraphale's waist, where the generous drape of her robe volante could hide all manner of unsightly bulges, and looped swiftly around her waist and hips.

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    Crowley hides in Aziraphale's skirts to get out of some trouble and decides to make a new sort of trouble in the meantime.

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    There are certain … changes in Crowley’s demeanour when they finally become intimate. Once Aziraphale notices, it’s all he can think about. What does an angel have to do to get his demonic lover to let go of all inhibitions?

    OR: Aziraphale is horny for Crowley in his snake form

    Written for Volume 2 of the Get A Wiggle On zine. A collaboration with the artist LarkSongArt.

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    Aziraphale Fell finds himself foisted upon a new dorm mate at University who has a notorious history of making said roommates disappear. Whether it's his loud music, need for dark, or overall sarcastic nature, Crowley always manages to run them off before they become an issue.

    But...this one seems different. His wit is sharp, and his knives aren't far behind. He may seem like an old silly, but this one may just be the wake-up call Crowley - and his motley band of ne'er-do-wells - needs.

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