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    Anthony Crowley has spent the majority of his life in Lucian's brothel, being specially trained and kept 'pure' for his eventual master.
    When he is finally purchased - despite Lucian's true wishes - he finds his world being very dramatically turned on its head. Not only has he been purchased for the man who will be the most powerful in the kingdom, but he also, unexpected, finds himself falling head over heels in love.

    ***UPDATED MONDAYS - Not complete, but I'm quite a few chapters ahead!***

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    Welcome! This is my first ever time participating in Kinktober, so I hope you enjoy reading these shorts as much as I enjoyed writing them! I'll post the fics each day throughout the month of October, and I hope that you'll let me know what you think about them! <3

    Love and smut, my darlings! Love and smut! <3

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    Dragon fae Crowley and faerie Aziraphale are friends and occasional lovers who must step carefully since they are not on the same side. Aziraphale is expected to enter an arranged marriage to seal an alliance. Crowley has plans that involve living a quiet life with his love while spoiling her rotten. Can he make them a reality?

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    Upon discovering that he’s been exposed to sex pollen, Crowley tries to flee the bookshop before Aziraphale can realise that he’s turning into a horny mess.

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    This is a sequel to Apotheosis

    Crowley and Aziraphale have had a long life together - longer than a man of Aziraphale’s age should have been able to enjoy. But now the gulf between them feels endless and insurmountable.

    Alone on earth, Crowley struggles against the tides of grief and the deterioration of his physical form. All he wants is to get back to Aziraphale - but how?

    Beyond the veil, Aziraphale only has one thought - being reunited with Crowley, no matter what it takes.

    Will God, destiny, or their own wills, let them be together again? Can Crowley bridge the divide between them and bring Aziraphale back into the safety of his arms?

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    Crowley learns something that he can't unlearn.

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    On his way to meet his online date in a café, Aziraphale Fell realizes that the guy he has been chatting with is his new and hated neighbour Anthony Crowley. And on top of it all, Crowley suggests that they could start a friends with benefits relationship.

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    Aziraphale, in his many-eyed form, watches Crowley, who's putting on a show for him - or so he thinks.

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    Crowley receives another order from Heaven to smite Azirafell.

    Part of a series. Reading previous installments first is highly recommended.

    [MIND THE TAGS.]

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    '“Uh, yeah, that’s one other thing,” Crowley said, as Aziraphale drifted off to make a cup of tea. “You can’t really play football, can you?” As soon as he said that, Crowley realised he was wrong. There was the expert way Aziraphale had handled the ball when it bounced out of the field, a way that indicated a lot more skill than he let on.

    “Of course I can, dear,” said Aziraphale, as easily as he might have said I’m a gorgeous blonde with the prettiest damn eyes you’ve ever seen.'

     

    Aziraphale takes on the duty of coaching the Tadfield boys football team for one summer.

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    “You smell like . . .” Crowley thought for a moment to try and put her finger on exactly what it was that Aziraphale smelled like. It was a hard thing to describe. “It’s a very sweet scent, but in the naturey sort of way. Like honey or vanilla, only sweeter.” Crowley smiled. “Yes, yes, that’s exactly what it is.” She cupped Aziraphale’s face and placed a gentle kiss on her lips.

    “I love your attention, Crowley. Believe me, I really do. But I don’t know what today is. Remind me please?”

    “Oh with how you smell I’m surprised you can’t tell!” Crowley murmured. She kissed Aziraphale again. “You’re ovulating, my love. It’s baby day.”

    Aziraphale’s eyes went wide before she broke into a grin. “You’re certain?” She asked.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?”
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” Crowley replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after 11PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    It stands to reason that the Serpent of Eden - the original tempter - is a Demon of Lust. When he comes across a very interesting Angel in the Garden, it is not long before he decides that he absolutely must have him.
    And if that means planting little seeds of doubt and desire in Aziraphale’s mind and body, Crowley doesn’t mind as long as he gets to reap the rewards. (And they are bountiful, indeed.)

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    A collection of one-shot fills for Kinktober 2021.

    1 - Hair. 'Always...always wanted to do this.'
    'What?'
    'Your hair. Always wanted to touch it, stroke it. I'sss beautiful.' A soft and gentle first time and some discoveries along the way.

    2. Intercural - 'Crowley gives in to temptation and touches him, fingers a ghost touch between his thighs, tracing upwards.'

    3. Lingerie 'Was gonna ask you first,' he mutters, leaning harder against Aziraphale. 'To see if you minded if I wore stuff like that to bed with you sometime.'

    4. Somnophilia - 'You were good to me in the night,' Crowley notes.

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    Be polite, stay in the vehicle, don't remove your safety belt " he repeated under his breath, the mantra his driving instructor had ground into him for just this type of scenario. "Hands at 10 & 2, wait for the officer to ask for your"

    "License and registration"

    "Sorry?"

    "Your license and registration Sir. Could you get it please?

    Day 20. Of Quefish's ineffable kinktober prompts: roleplay

    Aziraphale gets pulled over by Sexy police officer Crowley. Can he wriggle out of a traffic ticket?

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    NSFW art vignette sequence in which Aziraphale and Crowley make love.
    Aziraphale glows when he's with Crowley.

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    Aziraphale's running commentary during a hot and kinky session with his gagged love.

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    Crowley visits the A&E with an embarrassing problem ... or is it?

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    After resisting long and hard, Aziraphale finally agrees to go to a car show with Crowley. Little does he know how affected he will be by what he experiences there. Or: Angel with a Revving Kink.

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    Aziraphale is ambushed and left as a sacrifice for a mysterious monster. Luckily for him, the monster has other ideas-- and just so happens to be a gorgeous snake-man.

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