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After two years, Gabriel takes revenge on the traitors who stopped the Apocalypse. His plan: to disguise himself as Aziraphale, hurt Crowley, and make sure that Crowley never trusts his angel again.
Can Crowley and Aziraphale deal with Gabriel and work through the trauma together, or will this drive them apart forever?
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Parlour Tricks by pilatesandpinot
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jun 2022
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Something Crowley knew for a fact was that he had two jobs today – distract and participate. Good magician’s assistants didn’t have to do much other than distract the audience while the magician did their tricks. Especially good assistants also had to be all sorts of flexible in order to pull off some of the more death-defying illusions. In the case for Crowley, he also had to make sure not to look too annoyed while Aziraphale did his more groan-worthy ones.
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OR: Aziraphale and Crowley may love each other, but that doesn't stop them from pushing each other's buttons from time to time. Especially at a birthday party for the Not-Anti-Christ.
Magician Aziraphale and magician’s assistant Crowley. Need I say more? ;)
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Ineffable Fantasies by Sunshine32
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jun 2022
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A collection of short stories set post and pre Armageddon.
*ps* - Yes, just about all of these will be smut for the sake of smut, some feels, some funny, but all smut! Enjoy!
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[Podfic] the devil prowls like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour by Djapchan for MovesLikeBucky, OuidaMForeman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jun 2022
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MovesLikeBucky's summary:
As Gadreel approached the dunes he got the distinct impression that they were moving. Almost like they were breathing. He reached out and touched the steep side, expecting the fine grain of sand, but being met instead with soft fur. Familiar soft fur.
A rumble stirred through the hill as it shifted and moved, large paws and a larger face emerging as the creature stretched and yawned. Its large head lifted towards the sun, blocking it out and bathing Gadreel in a cool wash of shade. Sharp teeth glinted in the harsh light before the head turned, all shaggy mane and bright blue eyes, to look directly at him.
“Hello, Ezra,”
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Or, Gadreel and Ezra meet up in Egypt.
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Like A Little Prayer by TardisInspired
Fandoms: Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale is stressing over a busy day at the bookshop...
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the devil prowls like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour by MovesLikeBucky, OuidaMForeman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Jun 2022
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As Gadreel approached the dunes he got the distinct impression that they were moving. Almost like they were breathing. He reached out and touched the steep side, expecting the fine grain of sand, but being met instead with soft fur. Familiar soft fur.
A rumble stirred through the hill as it shifted and moved, large paws and a larger face emerging as the creature stretched and yawned. Its large head lifted towards the sun, blocking it out and bathing Gadreel in a cool wash of shade. Sharp teeth glinted in the harsh light before the head turned, all shaggy mane and bright blue eyes, to look directly at him.
“Hello, Ezra,”
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Or, Gadreel and Ezra meet up in Egypt.
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- Part 5 of the lion and the adder
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Becoming His by The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale must learn to submit mind, body and soul to Crowley. Only then can Crowley, he who once helped build the cosmos, combine his powers with Aziraphale's to close a rift that could let hostile races into this galaxy.
Off hiatus now, but I'm also working on charity auction and zine fics. This is so near being completed that I'm going to try for weekly postings, but I still have to write the last few chapters.
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Peaches and Pears by Ardoria
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2022
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1968, after Aziraphale gave Crowley the holy water and it went over without her being smitten to hell and deeper, she decides to invite Crowley to a date, to test the ~waters~
Crowley does not know her intentions (and so does Aziraphale) so she goes along as always until it derails completely <3Crowley POV
aka Aziraphale and Crowley decide to go out together, as they usually do. It does not go as it usually does and they end up eating each other out.
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Black and White Sunshine by Azira_Amane
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jun 2022
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"The cotton capital. The Second Summer of Love, the Haçienda. Irwell, Medlock, Irk and Mersey. Elizabeth Gaskell wrote her novels in a lovely little house. Oh. There’s so much to know…"
Aziraphale East is, by his own account, a bit of an odd duck - and he's okay with that. He's always been happy in his own skin, in having been a confirmed bachelor his whole life.
Everything changes on a work trip from London to Manchester, where he meets the vivacious and stunningly attractive Anthony Crowley. Like the splitting of the atom, Aziraphale is divided - and begins to wonder if it's not too late for love after all.
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It Gets Better by CloseToSomethingReal
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jun 2022
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Crowley never remembered why he hated the fourteenth century. He knew it was a terrible time. After Armageddon, now happy with his angel and their growing family and friends, the last thing he expects to have to do is revisit those long-suppressed memories.
If you are not here for non-consensual snake sex but would like to find out about this story, please skip chapter 1, and be advised that I will mark chapters with flashbacks in the notes at the top.
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Whenever Aziraphale missteps, Gabriel’s abusive punishments escalate. Aziraphale relies on Crowley for comfort, but eventually realizes that Crowley is being abused in Hell and needs help too. Aziraphale and Crowley learn to trust each other, to lend a hand when needed, and later to heal together.
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- Part 1 of It's a Hard Life
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beneath falling wisteria by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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Crowley and Aziraphale have escaped the madness of Platinum Jubilee weekend in London by staying in the French countryside near Plateau de Valensole. They spend their Sunday afternoon picnicking together among the blooming lavender fields, until a sudden summer thunderstorm drives them to seek shelter.
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Tipping at that Windmill by Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jun 2022
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Aziraphale, settling into post WWII Soho, visits the Windmill Theater for a little diversion, and finds what his friend has been up to and gets a little show of his own.
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Lilac Wine (I Feel Unsteady) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jun 2022
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“Nobody can hear us my dear, just pray with me.” Aziraphale whispers directly into Crowley’s ear, and the sound goes straight to his cunt. “Aziraphale…”
Crowley enjoys some gentle public humiliation, Aziraphale likes to change the associations they both have with religion to positive ones. An angel and a demon play out one of their fantasies.
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The Next Best Thing by PersianPenName
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Jun 2022
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Inspired by this prompt on the kink meme.
Aziraphale catches Crowley having sex with a human. And well, if he can't have Crowley, wouldn't someone he's been with be the next best thing?
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Aziraphale is at heart two things: a hedonist and a hoarder. These overlap with regards to Heaven's rentable genitalia.
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Good Expectations by tweedfeather
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
28 May 2022
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After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.
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The Way We're Made by dsaun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 May 2022
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After the almost-apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to settle back into their old routines. What they don't know is that their meddling in the great plan has piqued the creator's curiosity and she has other ideas. A drunken evening causes ineffable consequences and turns everything upside down.
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“What… are you doing, Crowley?” Aziraphale asked, eyeing the assortment of colorful silicone shapes strewn over the bed.
Crowley looked down to where he was now covering his groin with the sheet, then over to the sex toy in his hand, then back up to Aziraphale. “That a trick question?”
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A case brings Aziraphale and Crowley to work together. Which is normal. Easy. It's not as if the closeness will let hidden things to show. Won't it?