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    Ever since he can remember, Anthony Crowley has been plagued by horrific nightmares of the world ending. His twin Anathema tries to help him, but when they are sixteen, their fanatically religious parents have him committed. Sixteen years later, a severely traumatized Crowley returns home with Ana, still plagued by the nightmare. Then a man shows up, claiming to be an angel, and Crowley's life will never be the same.

    Aziraphale had a deal with Heaven. Leave him alone unless it's important, and well, a True Prophet is important. The angel's not fully sure what to expect, but the brilliant, beautiful, and traumatized Crowley is definitely not it.

    Damn these pesky feelings.

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    Chapters:
    13/14
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    1
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    96
    Kudos:
    91
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    23
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    1611
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    Crowley hosts a late night comedy talk show. Aziraphale hosts a feel good morning talk show.
    When Crowley is asked to present Aziraphale with a lifetime achievement award, everything goes a bit skew-whiff.
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    Normally when I don’t get something that everyone else seems to be mad on my first point of call is the wonderful world of the internet, but we’ve had a falling out you see, the internet and I. Despite my many years as late night show host meets investigative journalist meets comic genius meets veritable sex god (though Wikipedia only acknowledges the first of these accomplishments, despite my many attempts at editing the listing) they have turned on me.
    I’m a gif. And a meme.

    Language:
    English
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    14
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    69
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    Crowley and Aziraphale are neighbours. And...it does not go at all well, until it does.

    A human AU in which Aziraphale is a bookseller, Crowley is a drummer, and they are both petty disasters in the worst/best way.

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    “So what’s your deal?” asked Crowley.
    “My-my-my deal?” Aziraphale stammered. “I’m a bookseller, is my deal.”
    “Oh,” they replied, sounding as uninterested as it was possible to sound.
    “It’s just, I couldn’t help overhearing, and --” Aziraphale swallowed hard. “You really are an accomplished musician. But I thought -- for after eleven PM -- perhaps we could reach some arrangement?”
    “Arrangement?”
    Aziraphale felt his his smile turning forced. “Such as, perhaps, playing the drums *before* eleven? Instead of after?”
    Crowley stared blankly at him. In fact he stared for so long that Aziraphale briefly wondered if he'd lapsed into ancient Greek again, which he was known to do in bad dreams or during panic attacks.

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    53,846
    Chapters:
    10/18
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    1
    Comments:
    821
    Kudos:
    688
    Bookmarks:
    145
    Hits:
    11256
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    Wedding planner Anathema Device is the Number One. She can organize anything for a wedding, flower arrangements, catering, a marching band or an emu. The name Device is a guarantee for a picture perfect wedding - and the perfect pictures will be taken by her top wedding photographer, and best friend, Anthony J. Crowley.

    Both of them see weddings mostly as business, until Anathema meets Newt, Love of her life, walking natural disaster extraordinaire, and very much not a person it’s possible to have a perfect wedding with.

    Which is perfect since Anathema frankly never wanted one for herself. She just wants a fun party, good food, and all of her friends to attend - including Crowley. For whom this might just as well be the apocalypse because no, he is not allowed to work on her wedding. Strictly invited only as a guest, Crowley finds himself at a loss. What the hell do you do at weddings? Well, if you are Crowley, the answer is some James Bond-like action, some worrying about fly swarms and their sources, having a lot of emotions, drinking some very funny wine, putting your foot in your mouth and just maybe meeting someone to share all of that with. Oh, and there’s always cake, isn’t there?

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    139
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    505
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    Sequel to Texts From an Unknown Number - Crowley and Aziraphale are in an established relationship, and this is the tooth-rotting fluff that ensues.

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    I can’t believe you still have me saved as “wrong number”.

    Who dis?

    For Pete’s sake, Anthony. We’ve been together for three years.

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    English
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    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    528
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    Crowley hadn’t exactly meant to check for a reply, but you know that feeling; the one that tells you “just check your ex’s page one more time, just to be sure they’re as miserable as you are.” The one that whispers “It can’t hurt to check back on that reddit thread, your question was innocuous enough.” The one that tempts you into reading all the comments on a post about a celebrity marrying her girlfriend of six years; “it’s such a happy occasion, who would actually bother trying to ruin it?”

    Call it morbid curiosity. He’s got that in spades.

    ~

    A look at the psychology of bad decisions, good decisions, face painting, and learning not to judge a book by its cover.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    114
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    The big day is approaching. But how could anything go smoothly between a very creative and evil deprived demon, four high-on-sugar kids, and a well meaning but awfully clumsy angel ?

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1112
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    Inspired by the twitter thread of cliche porn tropes.

    Crowley joins Anathema at the library where she's spending endless days researching for her thesis and he's transcendentally bored...that is until he sees the librarian.

    Suddenly, all he wants is to be thrown over the reference desk and shown a thing or two about books.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    Comments:
    43
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    373
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    3001
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are two opposites in their respective worlds; Aziraphale is a well-known traditional dancer whose waltz can hypnotize, and Crowley is an up-and-comer in the lindy-hop rock-n-roll arena whose flips and jumps absolutely dazzle. They’re acquaintances, then rivals, but is there a chance they might actually get along once fate brings them together? Maybe they could learn a thing or two from each other, after all. Just maybe they’re not as different as they seem.

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    28,437
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    Sequel to Into the Woods and Last Midnight. Hope Pulsifer Device is a very unique child. Her mother is a witch, her daddy is..well, special in his own way. And her uncles?

    They're magical.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    643
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    Aziraphale is a writer working for E.D.E.N Publishing House, Gabriel is the publisher and likes to ridicule Aziraphale as often as he can, Madame Tracey tells him about a new bistro that has opened down the street, he needs to check it out, the food is sinful, and the service is better.

    Horns n Halos is run and owned by a rather cool and aloof man, Crowley. With the help of Anathema, the bistro is booming.

    Set in the now, the bistro esthetic is the 1920s, and Electro Swing plays throughout!

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    English
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    82,253
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    198
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    241
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    47
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    It was supposed to be a simple wager. Get the phone number, prove he was the better flirt, split the cash.

    But when has anything in Crowley's life ever been that simple? And when the bet increases, how can refuse - especially when Aziraphale seems happy to help?

    Everything that happened from there on in was an act of fate.

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    English
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    4,159
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    327
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    Crowley hosts a late night comedy talk show. Aziraphale hosts a feel good morning talk show.

    When Crowley is asked to present Aziraphale with a lifetime achievement award, everything goes a bit skew-whiff.

    -----

    Normally when I don’t get something that everyone else seems to be mad on my first point of call is the wonderful world of the internet, but we’ve had a falling out you see, the internet and I. Despite my many years as late night show host meets investigative journalist meets comic genius meets veritable sex god (though Wikipedia only acknowledges the first of these accomplishments, despite my many attempts at editing the listing) they have turned on me.

    I’m a gif. And a meme.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,481
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    211
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    3029
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    The human wrong number AU I have been craving.
    Trapped at a boring Halloween party, Aziraphale tries to get in touch with Gabriel but his text ends up in the wrong place.

    Language:
    English
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    70
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    621
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    After being pressured by their families into a marriage neither of them want, Aziraphale and Crowley resign themselves to an unfulfilling life together. For Aziraphale that means trying to be the dutiful wife she was always taught to be and for Crowley it means hiding an important part of who he is.

    story by summerofspock and art by Blue_Sparkle

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Collections:
    2
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    1222
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    1636
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    29520
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    Crowley choked on his coffee as he backread the chat from the comfort of his home

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    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    487
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2520
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    Something is happened, Crowley knows this feeling, it's the same sensation when the hellhound found its Master. But when the demon runs to Aziraphale, he discovers with horror that something is changed.

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    12,096
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    582
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    "From the stronger argument", the Good Omens Alternate Universe barristers fic you never knew you wanted!

    Crowley could be a rising star at Brimstone Chambers, if he could control his temper and apply himself. Aziraphale is on the edge of losing not only his job, but his entire family over a disagreement over which organisations he has granted funds to through his beloved Miracle Foundation, the philanthropic arm of his his family's angel investment firm. Anathema tries to help her old friend out by introducing him to the only lawyer she knows who might be crazy enough to take on the might of Celeste & Sons.

    Two people with different ways of dealing with their issues strike up an unlikely friendship, leading to love and healing. Lots of bickering, bookshop silliness, boozing, bentley rides, shared desserts and blushing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,605
    Chapters:
    29/30
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    710
    Kudos:
    556
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    10467
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    Poised to become one of the greatest figure skaters of his generation, Anthony Crowley feels on top of the world. That is, until a fateful accident following a risky move that threatens his career and everything he’s worked so hard for his entire life.
    He’s ready to give it all up for a retired life of doubt and spiraling depression when someone new steps into his life, intent on dragging him back into the spotlight. Aziraphale seems like an angel sent to save him, but can Crowley even be saved, or is he doomed to fall into obscurity and disappoint everyone who believes in him once again?
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    Thanks to nads (teslatherat) for the amazing art, and thanks to dashicra1 and sofija_B on discord for helping beta this fic! More art will be included in later chapters!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,072
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    254
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    In a matter of seconds, MP Gabriel Winger's political ambitions begin to crumble before him, strangled in the small hands of MP Beezus Lorde. Assisted by communications guru Anthony Crowley, MP Lorde breaks away from the Centre Cross party taking the entire backbench with them, and leaving Aziraphale Fell, Winger's Policy Director, to pick up the pieces and save his boss's career.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,324
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    349

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