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    Story based on a photo prompt where Cas sends Dean a text inquiring about a Prius for sale, but his phone autocorrects to Penis. There are a bit of other ships and some unrequited love.

    Language:
    English
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    27,622
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    854
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    Stiles has needs, okay? Needs best fulfilled by strangers on the internet.

    Language:
    English
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    1,812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    385
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    Бен Соло должен привести на семейный ужин в честь Дня Благодарения свою пару, которой у него попросту нет. Вот так и появляется в его жизни таинственный «запасной вариант на праздники», который он нашел в объявлениях. Вариант этот готов помочь Бену решить все его проблемы. Вот только Соло помыслить не мог, что этот вариант — девушка, и что она очень серьёзно отнесётся к своей роли.

    Language:
    Русский
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    10,931
    Chapters:
    6/14
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    223
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    Hermann’s not sure how he ended up in this situation. Well, being invited to a family dinner isn’t that rare of a situation, it’s the accepting that’s an issue. For the first time in several years, all of the Gottliebs are going to be in the same place, or close enough to the same place. He knew that settling in a city like London would only mean he’d see his father more often as he came through on business, but he usually managed to keep that restricted to formal lunches. Now that both of his parents are staying for a week in their country home and his sister and older brother are in town. It’s only a brief invitation to Bastien before they’ve all agreed to assemble.

    or Hermann brings a stranger from the internet to a family dinner

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    380
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    Zac begins a new nighttime job that opens up a new world and an entirely different perspective to him but with those new things comes facing the harsh reality that everything could also fall apart around him.

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    English
    Words:
    43,156
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1805
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    In an act of petty vengeance, Roxas posts an ad on Craigslist.

    Language:
    English
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    2,705
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    116
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    Prompt from JenSpinner:

    Dean was surprised when only moments after posting the advert online he began receiving messages - The first one he opened alerted him to the why though...

    Dear Mr.Winchester.

    Are you aware that your image is reflected in the mirror you are trying to sell? I mean if this is a stunt to get a quick sale then I salute you and your bold choice of nakedness. Sadly though, I'm not in the market for a new mirror, how about coffee?

    Castiel.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,171
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    892
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    Clint advertises himself as a ‘semi-acceptable to totally inappropriate boyfriend for all your family holiday, family dinner, corporate Christmas party, and other fake-dating needs’. It's surprisingly lucrative, especially around Thanksgiving and Christmas, and he is always very clear with his ‘dates’ exactly what he is and isn't willing to do, and anything physical beyond some hand-holding or maybe a light peck on the mouth is completely off the table.

    So when Natasha asks him for a favor - to help out one of her friends with his own special brand of help, Clint readily agrees.

    But James 'Bucky' Barnes is nothing like Clint's other clients.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    582
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    2286
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    The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it’s a JO crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while jerking it with a bud that's how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you preferably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.

    [attached: photo of JO crystal
    [Attached: photo of poster]

    When the door open and Katsuki got a real look at the other guy, he knew that he couldn’t exactly do what he had to the other ones. How exactly could he tell this guy that it was a joke, to have a laugh at him for even showing up and taking this seriously, crystal and all before he shooed them off? How was he supposed to do that when the guy walks in like sex on legs, hotter than the photo even with the stupid as fuck crystal around his neck?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,014
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    356
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    I’m an out-of-work mercenary trying to make my way through this cruel world by any means necessary—any legal means, that is. Fun fact: prison is the worst. 0 out of 10 stars. Would not go back. Would not recommend to a friend.

    To that end, I am offering my services as a strictly platonic companion for social functions, be it work holiday party, Christmas with the family, Hanukkah dinner with that uncle you hate, whatever. I am prepared to act as a serious significant other with an elaborate backstory of your choosing to ward off unwanted suitors, uncomfortable questions from your friends, torment judgmental relatives, or all of the above. Pricing dependent on the situation and the complexity of my backstory. Will work for food, Christmas cookies, or Spider-Man memorabilia.

    Serious inquiries only.

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    English
    Words:
    2,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    396
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2551
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    Laurent was browsing Craigslist under the section Jobs: Magical/Supernatural when he stumbled on the posting. He only clicked it because it made him laugh: Wanted - Dog sitter for the full moon.

    Language:
    English
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    5,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2969
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    The ad read:

    ‘No one to bring home for the holidays? Looking to piss off your parents? I’m your guy.

    22 y.o. ex-con, never graduated high school, proud owner of a Camaro one year younger than I am. I can play anywhere from 18 to 29 depending on if I shave or not. Currently working as a line cook and late nights at a bar.

    If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a serious relationship with you to torment your family, I’m down.’

    Steve knew it was bad idea. He clicked on it anyway.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2652
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    “Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?”

    At 31 years old, Connor Kamski has finally stopped pretending to be the perfect son his father and grandmother raised him to be: conventional, obedient, and heterosexual. A Craigslist ad for a “strictly platonic date” presents the perfect solution.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,897
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    1854
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    A fan's search for the ghoul of her fantasies begins.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,029
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    689
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    Desperate to cover your rent, you answer a craigslist add placed by three friends who are trying to find another friend a date. Little did you know just how much that night would change your life.

    AKA, I suck at summaries but really only the first few chapters are about the actual thing after which I titled this series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,610
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    705
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    Unbeknownst to Darcy, Bucky was the man she handed the puppy off to during the Destroyer attack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,029
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    512
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    5852
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    “Hi my name is Lance McClain, I’m a 21 year old bisexual Cuban man and I am looking for a roommate to move in ASAP. My current roommate is moving out without much notice, and I need someone who can move in immediately so that I don’t have to move out. The rent is $635 a month. No background check or interview required. I am a great roommate, easy to talk to and fun to be around. Send me an email if you are interested!”

    Or the one where Lance is desperate for a roommate and turns to Craigslist in his time of need.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,656
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    4027
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    Yasha knows she can be scary and off-putting. Frankly, she takes pride in it. So with Mollymauk spending Thanksgiving with his new boyfriend, Yasha posts a Craigslist ad offering to pose as the world's worst date to anyone who wants to spice up a family dinner. She gets to be awkward on purpose, for once, and she bags a free meal and a way to one-up Molly's stories, so it's pretty much a triple win.

    Beauregard hasn't seen her parents in years. When she's forced into attending one last family get-together, she decides to take the opportunity to burn her bridges once and for all. Then Jester sends her this weird Craigslist ad about a seven-foot-tall ex-con who can probably deadlift Beau or crush her between her thighs—dealer's choice—and, well, uh. She can't say she's not interested.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,452
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    309
    Kudos:
    1193
    Bookmarks:
    184
    Hits:
    8030
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    Clint was a small business owner selling off pieces of his old life to be "more adult." Phil was a recent divorcé whose kids were threatening to stop visiting his new apartment unless he got more furniture. Their meeting was fate. Well, okay, their meeting was Craigslist. Everything else was fate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1900
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    A no-powers AU where instead of meeting Sam on his morning jog, Steve gets a Craigslist Missed Connection.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    946

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