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    Summary

    Soren's life is a continual diner night now that he's dating Dan. It could be worse.

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    English
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    1,126
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    8
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    36
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    6
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    290
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    Summary

    Everything is ready, now it's time to start paying it forward.

    Series
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    English
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    37,029
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    9/?
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    29
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    35
    Bookmarks:
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    Michael didn’t think about things before he jumped into them, it was kind of his trademark. Whatever came into his brain he ran with, ergo why Dan had been hired to look after him in the first place.

    So it shouldn’t have surprised him, really, when Michael asked him to marry him after only a month together on the east coast.

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    They like to think he’s the dumb one of the group. And maybe sometimes he was, about certain things, so sue him. But he was light years ahead of them in the ways that mattered.

    Series
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    English
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    1,552
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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    316
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    Summary

    "Last implies multiple iterations"

    That time Michael and Katie had sex at the bowling alley.

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    English
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    1,588
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    It had been a pretty fun Halloween, all things considered. Daniel hadn’t planned on doing anything, but Michael had decided to spontaneously show up at his door with a handful of DVDs and a bag of candy so he rolled with it.

    Series
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    English
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    Comments:
    2
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    31
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    Summary

    Humans are weird, Dan is sleepy, and Michael is having a bit of a crisis.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226
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    Michael's never had his own Christmas tree before, so Dan's making sure his first one is perfect.

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    English
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    1/1
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    10
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    It was almost romantic, laying down under the stars together. The fire was cozy, the tent was all ready for them, and the company was good.

    Series
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    English
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    3,336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    491
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    Of course they all saw other people. That was half the point, that this thing they did was just some casual fun, some fucking between friends, it wasn’t exclusive and it wasn’t permanent.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,460
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    487
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    They were pleasantly high and Cody was pleasantly warm, and deciding to kiss him hadn’t been a decision at all, really.

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    English
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    1,636
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    1/1
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    Fury has a problem he can't share with SHIELD, and he needs the Avengers Initiative to help him solve it. Problem is, he's not really sure how to get into their new base...because he's not supposed to be out there uninvited in the first place.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,045
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    436
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    Summary

    I love fic tropes, you love fic tropes, so let's do some fic tropes, alright?

    Each chapter is an independent story, and some are not explicit, which will be noted in that chapter's beginning notes.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    2
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    796
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    He was considering asking them what they wanted for breakfast when the familiar sound of Katie moaning hit his ears. Another sound, this time Michael, and a flush crept over Daniel’s face. He knew that sound, that was the sound Michael made when he had his face buried between Katie’s thighs.

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    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    Dan supunha que aquele não havia sido o sexo mais estranho que ele já tivera em sua vida

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
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    Summary

    Michael learned a new move and tries it on Cody.

    Language:
    English
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    411
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    1/1
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    8
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    137
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    Dan has to spend the weekend on Michaels couch, a secret is revealed to the gang

    Language:
    English
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    1,005
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    He had always been the type of guy who had more female friends than male. He couldn't really explain it other than maybe women made him relax more. They weren't as judgmental about a lot of things as men.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The alleyway was the most terrifying thing Daniel had ever seen. It was the sort of place vampires found a snack, and serial killers made themselves more prolific. He walked as close to Soren as his own social anxiety would allow, casting nervous glances over his shoulder. If a deranged murderer wasn't going to kill them, surely a bite from the rats running along the wall would.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Hits:
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    Summary

    There are a lot of loose ends that need to be tied up before everyone can get back to saving the world. Most of them involve family.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    15,376
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    4
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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