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Snow Angels, Baker Street Style by FawnHickory
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2022
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John discovers a hole in Greg's life experiences and remedies it rather creatively.
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Mordecai must deal with the consequences of running into Benson with a fully erect penis.
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“Could you please explain to me why the hell I have magic?”
Merlin cleared his throat. “Well, apparently a warlock’s bodily fluids have certain, powers? And since you’ve been well, you know, a lot lately, I guess it’s temporarily given you some abilities.”
He watched Arthur blink slowly while taking a minute to process the information.
“Your cum? I have magic because I swallowed so much of your cum?”
[Certain circumstances give Arthur temporary magic, and he quickly takes advantage of it.]
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Consequences by Athos_Lover
Fandoms: The Musketeers (2014), d'Artagnan Romances (Three Musketeers Series) - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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When a chance remark is overheard what trouble will be the consequences?
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The good side by flower_and_vegi (bbyuanyuan)
Fandoms: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
17 Jan 2022
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Good Omens AU. Including elements of superpower, magic or whatever is needed to achieve a happy ending. :P
The bad side has a powerful agent on planet earth, committing all sorts of atrocious crimes and seducing thousands of souls towards the bad side. To stop him, the good side had a (what they thought) brilliant idea: planting a spy in his family, where he least suspects – his wife’s womb… Later, in an unsuccessful attempt to remove him, they killed his wife by mistake and had to pay dearly. But they hope that the boy can help them win the great war, when he grows up...
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Funtime Bunny's Pillarmen Headcanons/Short stories! by Funtime_Bunny
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Jan 2022
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This is a collection of my headcanons/shortstories originally posted on Tumblr!
I take requests here in the comments and there at my Tumblr ask box! I will answer questions about the rules in the comments (or I might just make an entire page you can find of them if that's easier)
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Why Izuku Got Aizawa Arrested by Sglady
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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Izuku got Aizawa arrested so the Class has more time to study for a test.
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- Part 3 of Heroes and Police Affairs
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- 306
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“Better stay on that side of this baguette, motherfucker. I’ll knock you out!”
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MCR in medieval times. Shenanigans ensue.
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and when you look at me and smile, I wanna say (I think you're okay) by layspotatochips
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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The story of how two people from different worlds fall in love, as told by one very disgruntled Todoroki Touya.
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there are seven little gay people screaming in my head by stratocaster for osamugiris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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“Does anyone have any questions about the void rules?”
The rules in question have been scribbled on a piece of notebook paper and pinned to a wall that isn’t actually a wall and is more of a vertical surface of inky black nothingness since they all live in a metaphysical void.
The first rule, written in Nana’s large block letters, is 'Be nice to Yoichi.’
Under that, ‘DONT BE UGLY’ is scrawled in Second’s handwriting, but it’s crossed out and Third has scribbled ‘we can’t get rid of en tho’ in the margins.
That too is crossed out, and Nana has written ‘Be respectful to your fellow vestiges’ on the line below.
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the vestiges are feral bastards, izuku is tired
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Peak Lords gone missing by Carini
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2022
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Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua forget about their life as peak lords and revert back to their millennial selves because of an accident during the mission. Chaos ensues.
Translation into Russian available Потерянные горные лорды / Peak Lords gone missing by drunken_hedgehog
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My Slap Academia by Sglady
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jan 2022
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Izuku literally slaps the sense into everyone.
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Chaos filled pie. by isleoffanfiction for isleoffanfiction
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2022
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A gender bent fem Harry/Tom riddle AU meets canon six year.
Chaos.
(While Talia and Holly don’t know who voldemort is, and I dare say Holly thought it was a type of cheese.)Series
- Part 35 of All my Tomarry/Harrymort
- Part 8 of 6th year Hogwarts (1996)
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Obito has always been a people person.
(It's just been a matter of which people.)
Takes place between 1868 and 1915, though the main part of the action occurs between 1876 and 1903.
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- Part 25 of Courting Culture Confusion
- Part 8 of Courting Culture Confusion - Meiji Era (Yondaime Kage / Pre-Canon)
- Part 2 of The Annals of the Akatsuki
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In which Bonesaw forces Taylor to play a little game...
...and that game is the 1995 turn-based artillery tactics game, Worms.
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Will Graham has everything; a successful career, a loving father, a stable job. All he is missing is someone to share it with. When his dad insists he brings someone special, all thoughts go to his friend and weekly dinner companion Hannibal Lecter. A plan is hatched when Hannibal proposes that Will introduces him as his partner. Can visiting his roots help Will and Hannibal to finally take the leap and lay some roots of their own? Can Will resist the elusive doctor’s charms? Does he really want to?
Inspired by the Netflix movie, Single All the Way!
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Well, this time, it's Mammon at the chopping block. He has turned into a crow, and it is MV's duty to keep him out of trouble while emergency backup arrives.
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- Part 2 of The Devildom Zoo
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Your reality (Fred Weasly x Reader) by TrixiesHouse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2022
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The knowledge of when a traumatic event will happen.
Its a knowledge you posses, you know about the up coming deaths of friends and loved ones. There is only one problem.
You have no idea,that what you are experiencing is not a dream caused by you hitting your head and that you could change fates design.
This fic is mostly crack, with serious parts and some possible angst sprinkled on top.
Pronouns used is They/them.
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- 1,105
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That Has Got To Violate Some Kinda Health Code by EmeraldsAndAmethyst
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
17 Jan 2022
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Ice core ghosts generate cold. But generating enough cold for two cores is exhausting. Danny has the rhythm of his haunt fairly well memorized and sneaks naps in various freezers. Only that doesn't really take into account when something causes his people to not do what he's expecting. Phantom does not appreciate being woken up.
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Danny is craving just the greasiest and meatiest of Nasty Burgers and he manages to foil himself.
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- Part 8 of Ghost Biology is Weird
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- English
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- 1,250
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I explore my opportunities some broken hearts some cavities. by last_aria
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jan 2022
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“Goodbye forever”
They didn’t deserve more than that.
They abandoned me Drista, George, and every friend I held dear.
2 years with a single friend frankly it’s I miracle it took this long.
And as I slowly drift into oblivion I think my final thought “ did they ever actually care?”Or
After death Dream is brought back to 2 years before his demise.
Dream disappears and opens a coffee shop attempting to avoid his past this time with advanced dishwashingTitle from sweet tooth by Scott Helman