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    "I had a date," she hisses. "I had reservations. Until you set the Italian Houses of Parliament on fire."

    "A very small fire!" he protests. "That I immediately put out! Doesn't that count?!"


    Or, Jon is James Bond (except way less suave), Sansa is Moneypenny (except way less obvious), executive aide to the man who runs the MI6, and the path to love is littered with missile-toting baddies - and the occasional corpse.

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    16
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    Lestat is still a rockstar. Louis is still sad. Armand is still moody. Claudia is still creepy. Nev is your faithful love doctor, and Max? Max just wants to go home to his wife.

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    who eats pizza at 3 am in the morning? bacon does.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    22
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    It’s been a weird day.

    Which is saying quite a lot coming from Taehyung, seeing as a) he’s weird as fuck on a good day and b) they get all sorts of crazy hipsters coming in and out of Bighit.

    But the main reason something seems off today is because although he knows he has game, he definitely knows he doesn’t have enough game to get 21 different phone numbers from 21 different boys. And that was in the past 2 hours alone. That’s one boy for each year he’s been alive. They even flirted with him, with honest-to-god winking, as if this was some kind of cheesy romcom. What the hell.

    (or, an AU in which Taehyung is a barista that is "hella fucking gay" and "desperately single".)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    44
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    446
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    mingyu decides it'd be a fantastic idea to add a few of his friends from school to a group chat. hilarity ensues.

    or, 13 guys end up in a group message that was started for school purposes but has instead become a boiling cesspit of bad jokes and sexual innuendo.

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    The title literally says it all... I was inspired by the latest "Jumanji" movie because it was absolute gold and who better to stick in a video game than the wonderful Seijoh bois?

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    Welcome Bitches

    taehyungie added Jiminie, 615-443-4545, 718-123-4567, 609-547-3499, 908-832-1134, 213-906-7780

    taehyungie: welcome my children

    615-443-4545: yo who tf is this?

     

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    Basically, Taehyung and Jimin are little shits who get bored and add random phone numbers they found on the campus sign in sheet on orientation day at their college.

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    8/?
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    36
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    James decides to help Sirius clean out part of his house over the summer. During their adventures, they happen upon a rather mysterious ancient-looking bottle...

    Oneshot/drabble

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    A live performance of "You Can Hear It In the Silence" by waldorph. Performed at Podfication 2017.

    "When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Bae-thoven: omg did she just moan louder in response

    Bootleg Kamina: i never knew true fear

    Little shit: until that shit mongrel started to orgasm at record speed

    And anime on my side: I think your synergy is a bit off….

    Bootleg Kamina: Nah! That was perfect babe <3

    Little shit: <3

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    114
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    7
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    "I swear to God if my soulmate is named Shazza I'm gonna kick the bucket!"
    OR, Wonwoo moves to Australia for his dad's work, and what he encounters there is far more terrifying than drop bears.

    [A bogan!soulmate AU; updates every Monday]

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    Chapters:
    42/?
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    Bookmarks:
    50
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    Ted Tonks meets the family.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Harry goes and a date with Tom and gets an unexpected surprise at the end.

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    1/2
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    1
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    Mingyu doesn't have a lot of life advice to give (the most exciting thing to have happened to him last week was watching a whole episode of netflix without it buffering) but if he had to give you one piece of wisdom, it would be to never let the man who just robbed your jewellery store to take you hostage.
    No matter how attractive he is.
    Or how nice his eyes are.
    Or how perfect his face is.

    Or how strangely attracted you are to him.

    (alt description: hao is the leader of a heist squad and he thinks Mingyu is prettier than any jewel he's ever stolen. And he's more than willing to demonstrate his affection by spoiling this pretty boy rotten)

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    Tytuł roboczy "Hux w kojcu" mówi wszystko, ale - crack, w którym dzielni inżynierowie starają się uczynić statki Najwyższego Porządku Renoodpornymi.

    I Huksa, przy okazji, też.

    A teraz to jest kramik na nowe GW. Ten humorystyczny. Bądźmy szczerzy, moje zainteresowanie kanonem nowego GW się sprowadza do tego, na ile sposobów można kopać Huksa (dobra, i jeszcze do analizy społeczeństw posttraumatycznych, ale to nie w tym kramiku ;))). Na wiele.

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    Polski
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    Akko Kagari had set out on a journey with her partner, Eevee, on a conquest to become the Pokemon Grand Champion in an effort to meet her hero and idol, Shiny Chariot! The sudden disappearance of the celebrity has left a hole in the heart of the pokemon community that Akko is set on correcting.
    Along the way she meets her teammates, Lotte and Sucy along with making a rival of a gorgeous blonde named Diana.
    There was many twists and turns as Akko learns and grows through life experiences and begins to understand what it means to be a true master.
    Unknown to her, an enemy is preparing to pounce from the shadows and unleash an attack that will shake the pokemon world to it's core.
    -So what do you say? Crack open this crackfic and drown in the adorableness that is Dianakko with a pinch of Eevee!

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    English
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    94,426
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    311
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    423
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    7413
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    Even veteran lawyers experience the pangs of jealousy at times, finding competition in the most unlikely of places. Unfortunately for both Phoenix and Miles, the suspects are everywhere, and after many repeated offenses, no one seems safe anymore.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    There was an egg on your bed. Your egg.

    Or How I Stop Worrying About Demon Clowns and Learn to How Hatch One.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    calicochim
    hi!!! my name is park jimin i am born in 95 I like the color blue and yellow and I love buttery croissants and warm (not too hot) lattes~~ i also dance and i majored in contemporary dance in uni hehe i just graduated so im like kinda with this studio rn but i need money ofc so thats why im here!
    (●´ω`●)

    agustd
    this is not a dating chat lol no need to give your life story

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    captain
    HOLY SHIT YALL
    yoongihyung is defo gay
    check
     

    captain attached a photo

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    in which tru luv is found in a small cafe

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    47
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    Prompt: Yuuri is an otaku who is harassed at school, Viktor is a yakuza who decides to help him. Extra points if Viktor has a bat.

    Series
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    English
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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