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    After dating Zack Fair for a few months, Cloud feels ready to ask his alpha to claim him. One night, he unfortunately and unexpectedly goes into heat, drawing the attention and bite of Sephiroth. How will he cope when Zack still wants to be with him, and when Sephiroth plans on making Cloud his mate?

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    21/?
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    Hyle and Jaime are flatmates with occasional benefits (i.e. whenever Jaime has nothing better to do).

    Until he meets Brienne.

    (Utter crack. Now with DVD extras.)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hot Pants gets too high, a trip to Burger King ensues.

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    “Since you entered the tower, I’ve kept a watchful eye on you, son of Arlene. And throughout all those years, you’ve only grown more powerful. The more I’ve watched you, the more my feelings have changed. You’ve awakened something in me that I didn’t know I still possessed. Everything about you enchants me. Those beautiful eyes, so much like your mother’s, your tenacity and determination. And through your entire journey, your every step has lead you closer to me. Clearly, fate meant to tie us together and bring you to me.”

    Jahad’s eyes blazed, thick with an unrecognizable emotion. “Marry me, Twenty-Fifth Bam, son of Arlene Grace. Live out the rest of your life as my spouse.”

    *****
    In other words: Jahad and Bam wed.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    30
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    3
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    Incorrect Quotes

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    98/98
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    16
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    As Elise grabbed Chuuya around the waist, he saw his life flash before his eyes. If the port mafia found him, an executive, in a barbie dress and shrunk, he would never hear the end of it. He really didn’t have a fighting chance.

    So Chuuya made the logical decision to go limp in her arms like a normal doll.

    Or

    Chuuya gets hit with an ability that shrinks people, and Dazai is having way too much fun with this.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Harry woke up in the middle of a familiar table. A killer headache stirred his brain, in between the pain he wondered if it was turning to mush.

     

    Harry is tired of being summoned over and over, hopefully this will be the last time.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Bookmarks:
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    “Yeah, but you only get,” Matsukawa raises his arms with the grinder still clutched in one palm as he air signs two bunny ears, “edibles high. Besides, we’re going to Mars tonight.”

     

    or the 4/20 crackfic

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    5
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    63
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    What it says on the tin, folks

    Murder Family vignettes during quarantine, How they’re dealing with it, and some embarrassing antics. Hannibal fears for his hardwood floors.

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    Sherlock Holmes is one of the most popular characters of all time, with hundreds of adaptations and stories written by countless authors. While I cannot say which adaptation of the character and his stories are the best, I can definitively say that BBC’s Sherlock is inferior weak shit compared to Sherlock Gnomes.

    A lot of this will be me shitting on BBC Sherlock while praising Sherlock Gnomes. I’m a big fan of both versions, and I know for a fact I’m going to be praising both versions. I just think Sherlock’s ideal state is being a garden gnome instead of whatever the fuck is up with Benedict Cumberbatch.

    haha first post

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Sean had brought Daniel to Chris's house so they could of had their playdate, until something happened, and Daniel's powers supposedly opened a portal and made someone from an alternate universe, come into their world

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    The greater SMP - a land infamous for its wars and conflicts that arise every other day. With its harsh security borders that most people prefer to just not visit at all. Or how once you enter, your infinite lives become three. And not forgetting that the SMP houses some of Mincraftia's (and some from the nether biomes) most prolific criminals and heroes, including up and coming ones too.

    Indeed, the greater SMP is a place shrouded in mystery and danger.

    So, how did Porkums end up here?

    Porkums just wanted to collect flowers, damnit

    Or - remember when it was revealed that they're actually characters outside of the SMP? Yaaaaaaaaa ~ Anyways, Porkiums, my beloved <3

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    1/2
    Comments:
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    2
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    I write way too much for this fandom but not all of them are long enough for actual stories, so I decided to make a fic for all the one-shots and drafts I write because...lord I have so many of them POLDWLAKS

    For both 2012 AND 2018 since I'm obsessed with both :,)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    186
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    A girl named Mika Kiyoko embarks on a life changing journey after she finds herself out on the bustling street of Tokyo homeless.

    A mysterious business man soon discovers her and offers to take her in and before she knows it, a whole new world of problems, love and mystery begin to unfold before her eyes.

    A fleeting journey of mythical beasts, underground organisations and world domination was the last thing this young teenage girl was expecting.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
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    5
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    2
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    80
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    dafter anny gomalez moved from laura he went to gorg not fund hkuse and fall in love eiyu him.but drem can't letbyhsi happeh... drem poisosj dany and then..... fish out!*;!!!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    10
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    If you know, you know. All hail CHAD RYDER <3333

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    All I feel is suffering.

    (The whole story is written from Ranboo's perspective. Ranboo Interjections in parentheses and/or strikethrough)

    Also trigger warnings for all sorts of things so be warned

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    10
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    7
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    217
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    It's chaotic and perfect. Basically Izuku is a Bad Bitch, and him and Bakugou together will make villains cry. You'll see. (Read end notes after you read the oneshot to make sense)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Shit goes down

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    its the year 2999 and quackity found how to become god. he does it and causes the end of the world. and the only thing that can stop him is if badboyhalo swears

    so hatsune miku, flamingo, kaden fumblebottom, and dream have to go on a quest to find drunkboyhalo and defeat quackity once and for all

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Collections:
    1
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