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    Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead, but she is in a luxurious Supreme Court afterlife with all the other dead justices, where she can pretty much do what she wants. And she uses her abilities in so many self-indulgent ways. Unfortunately, unspeakable entities and unfriendly justices sometimes threaten her way of life... or death.

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    24/24
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    It's December 2020. Dreamcatcher is about to make a comeback, but suddenly life gets really complicated - Jiu is acting weird, Sua is annoyed, Siyeon is a baby, Gahyeon is lost, Handong is unbothered, Dami is judging. And Yoohyeon? Yoohyeon is on a mission. Also she's kinda dumb sometimes. But they all are. As expected of Dreamcatcher. Cue chaos.

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    English
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    4,079
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

    Language:
    English
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    55,825
    Chapters:
    61/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    3349
    Kudos:
    1386
    Bookmarks:
    139
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    39874
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    George’s pet blob, Dream, goes into heat for the second time. George knows what he must do.

    Once every year all blobs go into heat. Normally, animals will search for the opposite gender of their species to mate, but not blobs. Blobs need to be filled with the sperm of a human to reproduce. When George first found out about this during Dream's first heat, he was rather shocked. He had not originally known about this when he got Dream, although the state the heat got the blob in made it nearly impossible for George to not help him.

    Now Dream is experiencing his second heat with George. Or at least that’s what George assumes with him practically leaking all over his desk, seeming more touchy than usual, and being very hot to the touch.

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    1,007
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    1/1
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    Derek can so tell when I take too much adderall. He always scrunches his nose up as if I smell bad and glares at me angrily. Last night he aggressively cooked me food while giving me a sudoku puzzle book. Asshole. Those things are freaking addictive.
    But it got me wondering, if werewolf noses are so perceptive they can tell how much adderall I’ve taken, what are they like with other smells? Everyday smells. Body smells.
    So here starts my Captains Log detailing their reactions to different types of shower gel, body wash, body spray and cologne.

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    1/1
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    Tommy needs a place to call his home. Quackity knows that. So he finds him one with Phil, Technoblade, and Wilbur.

    As one could predict, a lot of chaos, screaming, and fluff ensues within this cursed hellhole they call 'home'

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    2,031
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    Dream meets a whale. How riveting!

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    English
    Words:
    625
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    "Modestus would always be too bright for Strythio. Like a shining gem next to a dull pebble
    Of course everyone would prefer the gem. Even the pebble itself loved the gem."

    XX

    This is just a fic created by our class, upon translating 'Strythio', a chapter in Cambridge Latin Course.

    Pure crack. Some fluff. Overall craziness. You don't need to know any of the characters. Read at your own risk.

    Honestly this is all just a bit of fun. Just y9 nostalgia. Feel free to come @ us in the comments.

    Title from Hamlet for... reasons.

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    No sexual age play, messing/scat/poop, vomiting, suicide/suicide attempts, double penetration, breathplay, pet play, female-recieving anal sex, gender-bend BTS/BP/TXT (male reader or !trans reader/nb reader is fine to request).

    Requests must be BTS or !Reader focused. I do not write BP or TxT-centric stories.

    I will not include any fandoms outside of BTS, BP, TXT.

    18+

    Please see the most recent chapter to determine whether or not requests are currently open.

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    English
    Words:
    158,792
    Chapters:
    165/200
    Comments:
    1379
    Kudos:
    618
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    51239
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    Midoriya Izuku is quirkless. This is a fact. He was going to be a hero. Fact.

    "Sorry young man, but you can't be a hero without a quirk"

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    Or, Izuku couldn't be a hero, so he turned to the next best thing- analysis.

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    Or, Izuku is told he can't be a hero, finds pride in his quirklessness, becomes a youtuber, gets a lot of hero haters, gets a lot of villain fans (not that he knows), and his life slowly gets better. Not exactly in that order.

     

    This is my first fic, sorry if it's bad

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    143
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    After a very rough time holding the fort in night court, Luna just can't wait to get back to her room and relax and kick back with a nice cup of chocolate milk flavored coffee to help her have a nice, long sleep.

    The only problem?

    IT'S FUCKING GONE AND SHE KNOWS WHO TOOK IT! HER STUPID PRANKING SISTER, CELESTIA!

    So, Luna, really needing her precious caffeine drug, storms off deciding to not only take back her coffee but get dirt on Celestia and her biological and bastard (as in fatherless. He’s actually a good kid) son, Shooting Star, during the tutoring session they have every Friday night.

    When she arrives there, though, she gets far more than she bargained for.

    And learns far more than she ever wanted or thought possible about Celestia and Shooting Star.

    Kinky, sexy, and deeply disturbing things.

    Things that leave Luna with a choice when she gets back to her room with the evidence.

    A very difficult choice.

    One that naturally leads into the obligatory sequel! Yay, Hollywood!

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    English
    Words:
    22,235
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Idea by @youraunttayler on TikTok

    Basically How To Train Your Dragon except with Dream smp characters so there will be arson.

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    English
    Words:
    18,257
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1624
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    I'm pickin up the Incorrect Quotes series since it sorta died, like my dreams lmao. Anyways, this is obviously an Danganronpa one, so enjoy :D

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,342
    Chapters:
    296/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    696
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    9110
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    Janus is unknowingly flirting with the others and this is causing Thomas ungodly amounts of sexual frustration.

    Or;

    The author thought it would be funny to write Janus being entirely oblivious to his flirtatious nature and Thomas suffering the consequences. This entire fic is just sexual tension. That’s literally it. Not even smut, just sexual tension. Rated Mature for mildly sexual themes.

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    English
    Words:
    2,942
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    ka-ching!: omg you don't know?!
    ka-ching!: the sex lapis statue!!!
    ka-ching! is typing...
    ka-ching!: *Rex lapis
    Tartagliatelle: you were right the first time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    tastes like fine wine: (¬‿¬)
    ka-ching!: it was found destroyed!! in pieces!!
    ka-ching! is typing...
    ka-ching!: also can typos just not anymore?

    (TLDR: Student Council VP Keqing is tasked with finding out who destroyed the Rex Lapis statue and none of her friends want to be helpful for just a moment).

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    English
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    4,921
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4202
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    Oneshots with stories from the days Wesker and Birkin used to work together. Stories of when:
    - Wesker and Birkin did some really unprofessional things and Spencer called them to his office when he found out!
    - Birkin got sick and Wesker tried to take care of him.
    - The Birkins invited Wesker for lunch in their house.
    - Wesker pranked Birkin.
    - Their coworkers humiliated Birkin and Wesker defended him and supported him.
    - They took the day off and visited Racoon City's downtown.
    - Something unexpected and unwanted happened in Dr. James's lab!
    - Wesker helped Birkin realise that Annette liked him.
    - Wesker saw Birkin's mother for the first time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,345
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    192
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    From the moment he saw that bewitching red scarf, Gwaine knew he was in love, and now it is finally happening.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Things haven't been great since Ian woke up in captivity four days ago, and they're about to get worse. And a lot more confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,729
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    5108
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    What was inscribed on their graves (by Childe and Scaramouche) is as listed:

    Pulcinella: “Fuck u.”

    II Capitano: “LMAOOOO”

    Pantalone: “If found pls return dead or alive.”

    Sandrone: “lol u dead.”

    Childe and Scaramouche were paying their respects, at 12 am in the morning. As good colleagues do.

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    or
    Childe and Scaramouche fool around and become pet owners

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    English
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    1,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Thursday, 05:57
    killua kinnie → me n the bois eatin shitty ramen at 3am
    lying on a rock in the sun…...now thats the good stuff

    [loofah]
    what are u a lizard?

    [killua kinnie]
    what are u a cop??? mind ur damn business

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,583
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    268

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