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Timberly Sue and the Indigo Iris Incident by cherryverglaze
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
24 Oct 2021
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“I have Alexandria’s Genesis.”
Unfortunately for everyone involved, it seemed Tim’s first real experience with acting under pressure, like all neglected children with a wifi connection, was lying on the internet.
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Due to a rouge magician turned plot device, Tim's eyes turn purple. He deals with this in quite possibly the worst way imaginable.
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A take on the "prince/king!Blaine and prince/king!Kurt are getting married and have to do it while naked in front of their loyal subjects" trope. It’s pure crack taken seriously. I’m blaming the heat. The fic started as this wisp of an idea and a single funny Kurt line. It was supposed to all be fast paced and instead sometimes dissolves into a bit of world building, exposition, and Kurt feelings. I do try my best and hope that at least some of the jokes and humor land. It also developed a full blown plot that has a beginning and an end.
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Hero by LazyCat_69
Fandoms: 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga), 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Anime)
24 Oct 2021
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Takemichi travels back to the past with one last chance, this time in a farther timeline. His responsibilities and promises weigh heavily on his back, his past and memories threatening to eat him whole.
Nightmare plagues his sleep and his failures follow each steps he makes, he stands over the edge and one more push and he'll fall to the dark abyss of his trauma and grief.
Despite all his issues and problems, he still fights to change fate for a better future, not knowing that by meeting Sano Shinichiro, the timeline has already gone off the rails.
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Takemichi is traumatised and he travels back to the timeline where Shinichiro is still alive and well with the black Dragon's freshly disbanded.
Featuring Sano "I simp for Takemichi and Takemichi alone" Shinichiro, Akashi "I'm 21 and I'm gonna die young, someone save me from this idiots" Takeomi, Arashi "The local body pillow and Teddy bear sweeter than a fucking cotton candy" Keizou, Imaushi "I can suck you like how I suck my lollipop" Wakasa and our one and only, Hanagaki "I'll save and help everyone even though I'm the one who desperately needed saving" Takemichi.
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Who's your daddy? You're my daddy! by EvernightTown
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Oct 2021
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An Au I dreamt about where Giorno is as horny as his father and went on to fuck almost all the men in Vento Aureo.
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Why the Fuck Is There a Comma Missing! by herewearetoshine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Oct 2021
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Izuku and Katsuki are both popular fanfiction writers on Ao3. As part of a challenge, the two decide to collaborate for the NyaNa Might Author-Beta Challenge with Izuku as the main writer and Katsuki as a beta.
What happens next is explosive, but really didn't you already expect it with these two in the mix?
(Updates Every Saturday!)
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After the stunning success of his convoluted Goblet of Fire plan to regain his body, Voldemort has come up with an even more amazing plot. What better place to publicly declare his return to power - and kill Harry Potter in full view of everyone - than at the London Season where Harry is being presented?
And who will be his man on the inside to make sure it all goes smoothly this time around? Why, his most loyal spy - his only follower who knows what it's like to be presented from a Muggle background - Severus Snape.
Or: Instead of Occlumency lessons, Snape gives Harry etiquette lessons in OotP. To say that neither of them is pleased is an understatement.
Written for the Bring Back the Bastard Fest 2021 and inspired by this Tumblr discussion. (Read it; it's hilarious.)
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Five Ravagers and a Dream by HemlockAndy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Oct 2021
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Prince Technoblade loved ravagers. When he is gifted five, Techno runs into one small problem - he doesn't know how to tame them. If he was going to fulfill his lifelong dream of riding one into battle, he would need the best tamer in the kingdom. But it turns out that ravagers weren't the only thing he loved...
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Blue accidentally gets taken over by the impostor parasite, it turns out weirdly well.
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- 1,834
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Paul and his kitten, Fungus, are having a bit of a disagreement and Hugh finds it all hilarious and so does Adira.
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- Part 23 of Snorlax's Fictober 2021
- Part 3 of The Tails of Paul and Fungus
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Akaashi hates Halloween. Hates it with a passion. But maybe this year something will change his mind.
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That Time I Got Isekai'd Again and Befriended a Slime by JadedHex
Fandoms: 転生したらスライムだった件 - 伏瀬 | Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken | Regarding Reincarnated to Slime - Fuse, 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Manga), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil - Carlo Zen (Light Novels)
24 Oct 2021
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"Formulae-based magic was nice too. When I wasn’t being shot at. It was nice. Fun, even. And just when things were finally looking up… honestly, I wouldn’t have minded staying like that."
That was the last thought Tanya had in her second world.
Confirmed. Unique Skill: Formulaic Casting successfully acquired. Notice: Current body of Tanya von Degurechaff exhibits traits of physical, mental, and spiritual damage. Constructing body without damage… cleansing detected mental corruption… preserving soul and memories…
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Ke’alorir Nari - Lead the Charge by IsadiahInDisguise
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Oct 2021
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“The galaxy is saved not by a Chosen One…but by Chancellor Palpatine hating paperwork.”
AKA, Fox gets a(n unasked-for and much hated) promotion, and the universe comes out all the better for it.
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When Paths Intersect (And Break) by pxmpeii, The_prime_example_of_procrastination for myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Oct 2021
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Inter Dimensional space travel is hard, its even harder when your counterpart from said world is a Villain.
All of the Midoriya Izuku's from the "For The Want of a Nail" series (by myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown) and their partner in crime get teleported to the universe of Mastermind, and just to add to their bad luck, they got teleported to the mall of that universe, and find their Mastermind universe version of themselves, only to see he is holding Uraraka Ochako with a knife to her throat. After they take their villain counterpart, things start to go down hill.
FtWoaN bois and their partner unwillingly go to MM's universe, they get arrested, chaos ensues.
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The 95 line and BooSeokSoon make a bet, and the 95 line loses. Crack ensues as everyone sees their favorite hyungs forced into dresses and make up, though maybe it isn't as bad of a punishment as originally thought.
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edluca tumblr davekat kindating adventures by fairydolls
Fandoms: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
24 Oct 2021
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i was held at gunpoint to make this. im lowkey proud of the formatting but if u start crying when you start reading it im sorry i cried twice while writing it
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Tony Stark: Overprotective Dad and Field Trip Chaperone by inky_quilled_dragon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Oct 2021
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After dissapearing for five years, then coming back only to find himself in the middle of a battle for the fate of the universe, it's fair to say Peter Parker could use a break.
A field trip is not his idea of a break.
Can you blame him? Over the course of his high school education, field trips have led to superpowers, his friends being stranded atop the Washington monument, and most recently: him becoming a stowaway on an Alien doughnut before biting the literal dust for literal years.
This particular field trip isn't exactly looking promising either.
And the reason for that lay in the man in front of him, wearing a crappy disguise, a pair of iconic sunglasses, and an official looking badge that proudly proclaimed "Chaperone"
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In a universe where Tony survived the snap, he and May have no intentions of letting their traumatized spider-son go on a cross continental field trip without some backup.
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A whole lot of drama. It will be more exhausting for me to write the summary than for you to read the fic.
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- 4,140
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Call Me By Your Username by SpookyMetro
Fandoms: Old Town Road - Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus (Music Video), Roblox (Video Game)
24 Oct 2021
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A friend drags Y/N, an expert RoBeats player, to a Lil Nas X concert. Y/N is NOT interested, until her appreciation for the artist grows to uncomfortable levels.
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A story about coffee, the president, and policemen.
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- 562
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Spin by Yokan
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms, The Originals (TV)
24 Oct 2021
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Since she was seven years old, Caroline Forbes has been preparing herself to become President of the United States. But before she gets to the Oval Office, she needs to win the election for senior student president at the prestigious Saint Sebastian High - which would be in the bag if only goddamn Klaus Mikaelson hadn't decided to run against her.
[AH/AU lovers-to rivals-to-lovers The Politician!AU where everyone takes school elections way more seriously than they should.]