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A potions accident involving a botched batch of Felix Felicis increases Professor Snape’s probability for strange experiences. Unfortunately for Snape, one symptom is that he physically collides into Professor Harry Potter, the new DADA instructor, every single day. Unphased, Harry is determined to guard Snape from any serious mishaps stemming from his strange ailment. What are the odds that the accident brings the two men together? Outlook almost certain.
Or, I write a romantic Snarry piece inspired by my favorite subreddit r/nevertellmetheodds.
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Lan Wangji Gets Harassed by a Pack of Children by hyacinth4maria
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
02 Jul 2022
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Wei Wuxian convinces Lan Wangji to meet his family. Lan Wangji suffers."They'll love you, Lan Zhan!" Wei Wuxian assures him.
Lan Wangji makes a slight face, unsure of that statement.
Wei Wuxian huffs, lifting a fry up to Lan Wangji’s mouth which Lan Wangji dutifully eats, as he says, "They will! Look, I've wanted you to meet them since forever. I talk about you all the time, they already love you! You won't regret it, come on. I just want my favorite people to meet each other."
Then Wei Wuxian looks up at him, eyes wide and searching, and he's probably not even doing it on purpose, but it immediately makes Lan Wangji bend.
"Okay."'
And it’s decided.
That night, at 7pm, Lan Wangji is doomed to meet his boyfriend’s family.
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In which Uchiha Sasuke wasn't always Uchiha Sasuke - but that's okay.
Somewhat. It's somewhat okay. He's dealing with it.
The only thing that could make the whole situation better is if Sakura would let him light the Hokage monument on fire. Something that ugly has to be destroyed.
(Featuring a pyromaniac tomato crazy Uchiha Sasuke, a morally exasperated Haruno Sakura, and a completely confused Hatake Kakashi.
As for Uzumaki Naruto, well, he's just happy to be there. You see, he plans on painting the new monument Sasuke wants to build.)
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Uchiha Sasuke
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After Edward abandons Bella in the forest, Charlie decides a new start would be good for them. Another new school, but this time? Her object of obsession was human. And a girl.
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Ein kleines Crack-Fic zu 'Gefangen zwischen den Zeilen' von June Is.
Ich mag Niall ...
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- Deutsch
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The Chosen’s Choice (or How to Fall For Vladimir Putin And Save the World from WW3) by mar_the_bastard
Fandoms: Russia vs Ukraine
02 Jul 2022
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Mrs White is a smart, determined journalist who is chosen to assassinate Vladimir Putin and stop WW3, but when Vladimir is a little more hospitable than she originally thought, can she keep her feelings for him from ruining her mission?
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Taehyun
Please tell me you're joking.
Please tell me you're Kai with a new number.
+010-3xxx-xxx3
well im not, fellow stranger :D
im not kai but im beomgyu~ isnt that better?
thanks for telling me that i have a cute butt tho
really puffs up my pride
Taehyun
I think I'm gonna have a stroke
+010-3xxx-xxx3
WAIT STRANGER NO
Or,
Kang Taehyun accidentally texts and gushes over his crush to the wrong number, which happens to be Choi Beomgyu's number, Taehyun's said crush. Chaos ensues.
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The Climb: Trini's Story of Fear, Friendship, and Self-Discovery by Zordonofeltar
Fandoms: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
02 Jul 2022
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In Trini's gym class, the challenge of the day is to climb a rope. But Trini is terrified of heights. And to make matters worse, Trini's desire for her best friend Kimberly is starting to complicate things.
Can Trini overcome her fear of heights and confess her love for Kimberly in the process? Or will she keep her feelings bottled up forever? Like some kind of emotionally stunted giraffe?
Praised by critics as "a work of pure genius" and "a tour de force of modern fiction," this story by some random person on the internet is a must-read.
Just kidding, it's not that good. But it might be worth checking out if you're into that kind of thing.- Language:
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- 6,781
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- 3/3
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Not A Souper Hero (Just a vigilante becoming Youtube famous) by CreamcheeseBagel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Jul 2022
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Jason can see ghosts - Tim loves watching Youtube videos. Combine both and what do you have? Jason Todd in front of a camera, fake names, a wild comment section, and Tim having the time of his life.
'Welcome to Gotham Ghouls,' the man states blandly, the camera jerks and the man finishes the introduction with an exaggerated shrug. 'I'm Mason Modd. And I’m here to find some ghosts. Will you join me?’
There's a beat of silence. The man crosses his arms again. A smog creeps across the man’s lower torso, shrouding him from view.
'GG!' A younger voice blurts excitedly from behind the camera. The screen pans to a smiling face, the top half-hidden behind a beaked mask. Blue eyes glitter in excitement. 'Let’s get some ghouls!'
(Yes, the pun is intentional)
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DigiXDangan by Supreme_king_Nero
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Digimon - All Media Types
02 Jul 2022
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Before the High School Life of Mutual Killing.
Before The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History.
Before The Tragedy of Hope's Peak Academy.Strange eggs appeared in front of certain children around the world, changing their destinies forever.
How will this change affect the events that were meant to happen?
I suppose we'll find out, won't we?
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3 times minlix almost kiss in front of their friends + 1 time they actually do
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Total(ly not a superhero) Drama Island by SnufflesThePig
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Total Drama (Cartoon)
02 Jul 2022
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Danny's latest ghost problem has an obsession with TV- the more mindless the better. She's >this< close to outing his identity on live television for 'the finale of a death time'. But the only thing she likes more than her own shows are other peoples', since she can't predict what'll happen. So he offers her a deal: she lets him off the hook... but he has to make an appearance on this new show she's been so excited about. She says he has to give it his all- she won't settle for anything less entertaining than revealing him would be. Danny takes that to mean he has to win.
It's easier said than done.---------
It's Total Drama Island, but I replace Trent with Danny. Sorry Trent. You were too damn similar.
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to my youth. by natanije
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
02 Jul 2022
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Through God of Death's guidance, The Birth of Hero's characters summon heroes from another world (LCF) to help them fight against the White Star. They did not expect Cale Henituse.
They certainly did not expect the children he brought with him either.
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The Mansion of Men by bitacrytic
Fandoms: รักโคตรร้ายสุดท้ายโคตรรัก | KinnPorsche: The Series (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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The mafia men need a place to blow off steam. And it's not the kind of place you might imagine. It's not a bar. It's not a brothel. It's not a gym.
It's a website where they get to read anonymous fanfics about their co workers and bosses fucking each other. -
Heart Like a Drum by Anonymous for EmpressM
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
02 Jul 2022
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Wanna-be idol Cersei's reputation precedes her. She's had three chances to debut and ruined them all. No company will hire her. She has one last chance: participate in an idol survival show in the hope of winning hearts and minds - and the centre position. It's just that she's got better things to do.
It's a good thing she and her twin brother Jaime - the youngest member of super-group KYNSGRD - are still identical, right?
Meanwhile, Brienne genuinely dreams of becoming a W-Pop star. She can sing, but she can't dance. When her dorm-mate Cersei offers to help her, she is bewildered to find her very beautiful, and *very* different to her reputation.
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Someone Else's Story by TheDarkivist
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
02 Jul 2022
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After the prime minister Aegir breaks up with his mistress, she leaves and vanishes without a trace. The problem is, she left behind their daughter - and took the legitimate heir of the Aegir family.
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the many misfortune and perfectly ill timing of tendou satori by Anonymous
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
02 Jul 2022
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tendou satori watches as a pair of dazed half-lidded eyes roll back to its socket. the red haired man is moaning loudly and shamelessly as a large body on top of him moves in a harsh thrusting motion. he watches in mortifying realization that this man is someone's vision of him getting fucked stupid on the volleyball gym floor. someone, wearing the jersey printed with the large number one on it, is fantasizing about fucking tendou stupid on the gym floor.
au: tendou satori has always had the ability to hear people's inner voices, and see people's inner thoughts. he is used to it—until he is plagued by someone fantasizing about fucking him senseless.
📝 AUTHOR'S NOTE: i would like to reiterate that this is tagged as a SLOWBURN. that means the plot and the relationship between ushijima and tendou will progress in a glacial pace, including relationship tendou has with other characters and other ships tagged in here as well. if you intend to find a quick and easy read, this work may not be for you.
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Danny is having none of this time loop nonsense. It's speedrun time.
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Virgil had a big fat crush on Roman back in highschool but when he goes to a concert not knowing Roman was a band vocalist, all his past feelings for the other are coming back to haunt him. He turns into a gay disaster and his brother suffers from that.
Virgil and Roman are pining idiots (emphasis on idiots) and both too blind to actually see one's feelings for the other.
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- Part 1 of YGMATT
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Maybe it starts when Jim, with a mischievous smirk plastered onto their face, suggests an idea they have for a competition. Something that'll be really entertaining, for a few weeks at least. A way to finally get back at Izzy Hands for being an irritating bastard all this time.
"The idea is really very simple," Jim starts, "two people compete in order to win Izzy's affections. Whoever seduces Izzy the fastest wins."
Or: Stede and Edward lose a few games of rock, paper, scissors and ending up competing to see who can seduce Izzy quickest. Izzy, understandably, quickly becomes utterly baffled with everyone's behaviour.