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    “Alise,” Ignis started. “Do you know why people keep congratulating me on my upcoming nuptials?”

    A smile twitched on her face. “That depends,” she said, glee creeping into her tone.

    Ignis felt a cold sweat break out. It was never a good sign when she used that tone. “On?”

    “On when you were going to tell me that you’re dating Gladio, Prompto and Noctis,” Alise said plainly, as if she was discussing the weather.

    Ignis choked. “How?” Ignis asked.

    (Or it's been months since Ardyn's defeat and dawn's return. There's plenty to rebuild and yet no matter what, the rumor mill is still chugging along at full speed.)

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    Self called love expert gives up his title as death himself comes to him to get advices.

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    Seungmin and Hyunjin have a plan. So do Minho and Jisung. When four out of seven people in a friendship group are fake dating, there's no way that chaos doesn't come into the picture.

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    Jim wants Spock and Bones to be friends. They want out. (AKA Jim recognizes the baby caribou hidden behind his two best friends' exteriors and they take revenge on him for knowing the truth).

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    Kiryu thinks he might now understand exactly what a rainbow trout trying to swim upstream during a hurricane must feel like.

    On a related note, Four Shine has a new hire.

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    Foggy is most definitely not scared of his future mother-in-law.

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    Spider-Man finds out that Eddie and Venom are expecting.

    Don't need to have read Part 1 of the series but it does give insight into how I consider Eddie and Venom's relationship to work in this world.

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    Darcy wanted simple things in life. To do her job well. Look after Jane. She didn't like complications. She didn't have time for them. Unfortunately, the complications didn't get that memo. Now she needed to decide if Tony (Beep) Stark was a complication or the source of them.
    Basically a snark fest all the way.

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    Marinette noticed something peculiar, so she did some digging, and found THE TRUTH
    Adrien has discovered a hidden treasure trove of information, he puts it to good use

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    One-shot collection focused on Luke and Vader. All AU.

    Story 6: Luke is raised by Anakin, who disappears one day when Luke is a child. Now it seems only Darth Vader has the answer to the question of what happened to Luke's father.
    Story 7: A thief has snuck into a large house hoping to find something to steal. Meanwhile Darth Vader returns home to find his young twin children have escaped their nannies.
    Story 8: Vader was never a Jedi. Instead he stayed on Tatooine where he discovered a Sith holocron with a Sith ghost living inside. A sith master that will do anything so its apprentice become stronger in the ways of the Dark Side.
    Story 9: (Crack Fic) Vader adopts two little kittens, Luke and Leia.

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    Clint was at a loss. Would it be worse to acknowledge the situation or wait until it was over? Shoot an alien 100ft away with a bow and arrow without looking? Not a problem. Handling the fact that his two team leaders were currently wrapped up in a blanket together and... canoodling? Time to hop on the next train out of here.

    -or-

    Clint catches Steve and Tony having sex during team movie night.

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    It’s when Venom bites the alpha’s dick clean off during sex that Eddie realizes he’s got a problem.

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    The Hales have just moved in next door to the Stilinskis. Needless to say, there’s something a bit...off.

     

    The Stilinskis + friends are the Addams family (a fic about found family and creepy crawly things). The Sheriff is Morticia’s slightly more normal brother. Emphasis on slightly.

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    Behold,

    the event of the century;

    the Sig3 Halloween party

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    A crack-short-a-day speedwrite for the month of October while I attempt to re-learn How To Author. Fridge Logic and insanity abound. Happy Halloween!

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    It all started when when Dick decided to prank text Wally the lyrics of one peculiar song... it all goes downhill from here.

    Or, the really not original text fic no one asked for but you're getting anyway cause I'm trash.

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    Johnny is the first panicked gay in the history of the debate team.
    Taeyong is the oblivious college cheerleader.
    JR is the cliche jock we're all hoping doesn't "get the girl".
    Ten is the smart one *queue Doyoung choking*
    Doyoung is... screaming?
    and among that there's a Lucas trying to land rockets with condoms.

    Yup.
    College is greeaaat.

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    “We’re really not going to talk about this, aren’t we?” Kirishima’s voice came muffled from whatever shadow realm he had entered in while looking for his pants between the back of the couch and the door.

    “Fuck no” Katsuki said, finally standing up, the pillow still covering his junk. “‘M gonna shower”

    Kirishima hummed something while he walked.

    Shit was it hard to walk.

    “Your legs are trembling”

    “Fuck you”

    The red haired suppressed a laugh “please let me make a joke about your legs wobbling and fucking me”

    “Die in a ditch”

    or

    A story that is the aftermath of that one time Bakugou and Kirishima accidentally hooked up while drunk and walked on eggs around each other until Mina and Ochako did something about it.

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    A collection of short, unrelated NSFW prompts I filled on Tumblr. The tags are updated with each new chapter.

    The first three go like this :

    1) Percival receives a present. It has unexpected effects.

    2) Percival discovers he has a choking kink, much to Newt's delight.

    3) Director Graves is the only one who can give Tina an internship at MACUSA despite her young age.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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