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    Written for the Prompt: "After dying of old age, Harry Potter is sent by death to remake his years at hogwarts. His senility too."

    https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/comments/mrhs1v/after_dying_of_old_age_harry_potter_is_sent_by/

    A series of connected one-shots.

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    6/6
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    Noctis is stuck at school on an overnight excursion and he's hungry...

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    3/?
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    There's a serial killer on the dream smp, and its the job of Phil, Tommy, Wilbur, Techno, Tubbo and Ranboo to find out who they are.

    Or, dream smp detective au

    Or or, Techno, Wilbur and Phil attempt to solve crime and be competent detectives and uh everyone else just... is themselves.

    !!this fic is about the characters, not the cc's!!

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    2/?
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    It's been years since the League of Villains was disbanded. Out on parole and stuck in therapy, Tomura Shigaraki is coasting through life. While he's no longer a villain, he's not exactly a productive member of society either. When an awkward past fling shows up, he's met with a shock: a 3-month-old baby girl. Turns out motherhood is hard when you're a serial killer. Suddenly saddled with the responsibility of a child, Shigaraki has a choice: keep his life the boring way it is or become a father for his kid he didn't know he had.

    He knows nothing about being a good parent (and neither does the recently paroled Dabi/Touya Todoroki), but help comes in the most surprising of forms, specifically pro hero Uravity. All Ochako Uraraka wants to do is be a hero, so when she stumbles across the former villain with a baby, she can't help but worry. With Shigaraki clueless, Uraraka decides to do her best to help. What starts out as a chance meeting between two old enemies turns into something else as they find themselves in a strange predicament and more people get involved. They say it takes a village to raise a child. Sometimes, it's a handful of mostly reformed villains and the heroes they tried to kill when they were teens.

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    48/?
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    The war can only be ended with Harry and Voldemort's wedding (for some reason).

    or ten days of wedding planning with Harry and Voldemort.

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    Howdy, O Mighty Leader of the Separatist Movement,

    I hope this comm message finds you screwed, master. Really.

    Jedi Master and General Rael Averross hate mails Count Dooku throughout the Clone Wars, as you do. (Because fathers deserve that sometimes. Especially the ones who turned evil. Right?)

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    It is widely known among the GAR that the only proper scale of chaos is the scale of General Skywalker to Senator Bail Organa. And Bail Organa chaos is the only kind that Fox will even consider accepting.

    Or,

    How Bail Organa causes chaos with the help of the clones.

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    "He speaks Arabic!" said Torres with delight, reacting to the Falcon - and Sam laughed.
    Joaquín knew he had the biggest crush on that man, as much as he knew he had no chance.

    Meanwhile, one Bucky Barnes was ready to enter the dating game again and become that 106 year old bisexual disaster.

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    After playing laser tag on a school field trip as Marinette and Adrien, Ladybug and Chat Noir decide to play a round in their Miraculous forms.

    Chaos ensues.

    Oh, and an identity reveal.

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    Just a silly idea I had that started from my desire to get better at writing smut.

    Before he succumbed to death from a wound inflicted by Corrin, Iago used the last of his strength to cast a sinister spell on her, but he really should have paid more attention to the intended use. As the mysterious hex works its way through the ranks of Corrin's army, a task force of all the army's mages and healers is assembled to figure out a cure. But the hex is extremely old and dark and is an assemblage of many different parts, confusing the task force on the workings of the spell. As they struggle to figure out the nature of the strange magic, members of the task force begin to show signs of the spell manifesting in them, and soon the only ones left who might have even the slightest chance of figuring out the cause are dark mages Nyx and Odin... but Odin only actually knows enough about magic to use spellbooks. Thankfully, Odin has a close friend in the army who is intimately familiar with the workings of dark magic.

    As base urges surface, will the task force be able to figure out what is going on in time, or will the army succumb to debauchery? (Given the main purpose of the story, what do you think?)

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    Hulk as leader of the Avengers

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    No one wants to spend their summer in community service. Unfortunately for Hyunjin, Jeongin, Jisung, Seungmin and Felix, they have no choice: the five of them are all stuck on this Community Payback scheme whether they like it or not.

    (Spoiler alert: they don't.)

    Community service is bad enough to deal with on its own, but to get caught in a freak electrical storm and develop shitty superpowers on top of that? This has got to be someone's idea of a joke.

    Oh, and their probation worker wants to kill them. Go figure.

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    Sam is at a loss of what to do. Learning Dream's biology is messed up is one thing and learning that basically no one has any answers is another. Together, the server decides they need to handle the situation with care.

    So they're letting Dream out for a little bit. Until his health goes back to normal.

    A/N: seriously lol this a mostly non-sexual fic. there's no romance no smut its just exploring the concept of heats and ruts going wrong and maybe a bit of projecting from my own health probs lol??? kind of crack too just becuz why not have fun with it there will be sexual jokes but that's about it everything else is treated maturely and professionally

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    It's time for the 100th Annual Hunger Games! For this Quarter Quell, the Capital has somehow brought in characters from many different universes!

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    "No, nononono, Sasuke," Naruto desperately grasps at Sasuke's shirt, now fully died a rusty brown copper. He can already feel the elaborate seal tugging. "Seals are my thing, you son of a bitch!"

    "Dobe," Sasuke smirks but it's more of an endearment now. Naruto just wants to see his face one more time but these goddamned tears-

    "Y-you have to come after me, yeah?" Naruto blabbers. "Promise me, teme. Promise me, Sasuke."
    Sasuke... doesn't answer.

    "I love you." It was a phrase unspoken and Naruto had wished that Sasuke would've said it for the first time after this five-going-six year war. He can feel the pull of the seal and I don't know what to do- helpmeSasuke.

    He opens his mouth and Naruto wants to scream at him, yell and demand why? but he-

    "I-"

    The seal fully activates, the runes shimmering across his limbs, weaving throughout his body and latching onto his soul, his chakra. No. Nonono. Naruto gets pulled fifteen years into the past.

    I love you too

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    30/?
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    Gojo doesn't have a lesson plan so he decides to bring his lovely students to the grocery store to buy some juice.

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    Drabbles short & bittersweet as espresso. Phaya's dangerous mission, Wrightworth plays spin the bottle, Justley prevails, Miego gives new meaning to "lemon-fresh. Ryusato shows all you knead is love, Lady Luck(less) falls for Flatfoot, Klema - Opposites attack. Trite's worst nightmare. JusticeCykes see things quite differently.
    April 4, 2020: Now including works by AA fluff/steam queen JP!

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    xander meets john's cats for the first time. blimmy, the leader of the group, hates him.

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    Childe fainted. . . but what he wasn’t expecting was awaking in the lap of a God! She joked and teased, even questioned him about his favorite flowers. Childe was one of the Tsaritsa’s ruthless Harbingers, yet this mysterious God blatantly disregarded her very own life! It was all quite uncanny. The God hadn't even revealed her name. Finally, as she covered his eyes once again, she said, “I’ll see you again soon.”

    What was that weird dream? Childe should’ve thought further about it, but how could he? He had then woken up in Zhongli’s bed, under alluring silk flower, smelling sheets! How utterly embarrassing. . . Please Archons, don’t tell him Zhongli carried him bridal style through Liyue’s streets after he fainted.

    Two more weeks had then gone by before she returned. If only Childe had an inkling of what was to come. . .

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