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    Levi serenades Hanji to get her in the mood...

    Kenny taught him all he knows.

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    Karkat, upon discovering Dave's lack of knowledge about the vast world of ranting, decides to teach him and prepare him for the rant of a lifetime. The results are...something.

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    At 3AM, he gets a call.

    "Sapnap, what the hell!? Why are you calling me?"

    "Your parents just died, but don't worry you'll get to live with your favorite artist because they adopted you!"

    "...What!?"

    AKA, Dream gets thrown into a fanfiction-cliche universe, and he needs to get back home.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    19
    Kudos:
    36
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    This is a collection of my humorous omakes for mariagonerlj's fic, 'My Second Life as an Anti-Heroine'.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    #rules

     

    Ladybug: 1. NO DISCLOSING ANY INFORMATION PERTAINING TO YOUR SECRET IDENTITIES!!!

    Ladybug: 2. If you do find out someone else’s identity, let me know asap so we can work it out.

    Ladybug: 3. This chat was created so we could get in contact with each other in civilian form in case of emergencies. Don’t spam or bother with unnecessary texts.

    Ladybug: Why do I feel like that last rule is already being disregarded?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    17
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    Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua forget about their life as peak lords and revert back to their millennial selves because of an accident during the mission. Chaos ensues.

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    Chapters:
    249/?
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    A collection of AU ideas for this series

    Updates sporadically whenever I have a new idea.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    88
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    You want to hear a joke?

    A modern girl gets transported to Ancient China. The punchline?

    She's Wen Xu's wife.

    (This is a no thoughts, heady empty kinda crack-fic but written with serious prose so don't expect too much HAHAHA please be kind to me I have no clue what's happening)

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    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    78
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    “Salt,” Rodney said, his disbelief made all the more poignant by his lack of pants.

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    He was the size of a Skipper doll but somehow, his snoring was just as loud as the full-grown version.

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    I had a stupid idea vaguely based off of that one fic called "Doppio gets a goddamn job at Wendy's", so here we are.

    Diavolo, a young man of twenty three, aspires to become the greatest mob boss the world has ever known. To do that, Diavolo needs an actual job first. We all start somewhere, right?

    Unbeknownst to him, a clumsy, awkward worker from an enemy fast food restraunt has taken a liking to him.

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    4,657
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    "I’m system 52088, here to assist in my dearest daugh—customer’s quest to happiness!"

    Shen Jiu was brought back to the day when white sheep Luo BingHe first joined the Sect, only that this time round, he had a dedicated system who just wanted to guide him to happiness!

    The world seemed to have changed though... why was everyone treating Shen Jiu so solicitously? What's Alpha, Beta, and Omega?

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    Chapters:
    30/33
    Comments:
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    1231
    Bookmarks:
    192
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    Voldemort: *attacks*

    Harry: *turns to face the hidden camera with a deadpan expression*
    Harry: this is why I hate Mondays

    *Laugh track plays as Voldemort looks confused in the background*

    Essentially - a bunch of crack that would definitely go on a Tumblr if I could be bothered to get one.

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    English
    Words:
    10,149
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1404
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    Social isolation and the coronavirus cannot defeat Mrs Bennet

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    English
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    48,653
    Chapters:
    23/?
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    Bookmarks:
    11
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    He wakes up to his life lying face down in fine, waterlogged sand knowing too much yet nothing at all.

    The diamond-shaped implant lodged his wrist, an aching, foreign body surrounded by raw tissue, labels him CT-7567. He knows this number represents him. He does not know how he knows this.

    OR: The sexy dinosaur-riding wilderness survival fic you didn't know you needed.

    Star Wars / Ark: Survival Evolved crossover. No knowledge of Ark required.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    20
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    3
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    Chuck and Sarah get a mysterious new mission. Missing agents. Hydra. And... vampires? If you stumble upon a paranormal, who are you going to call?

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    Hermione knows that if she ever ends up back in her own time, she will never be able to look Arthur Weasley or Alastor Moody in the eye ever again after spending her 7th year (and maybe more!) with them.

    This series of interconnected (mostly non-linear) one-shots is set during the 1967-1968 school year wherein our favorite triad explores a myriad of kinks, develops feelings, and struggles over whether or not Hermione should return to her own time if her time-turner is ever repaired.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    212
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    321
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    66
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    self indulgent stupid fuckin shitpost starkid highschool au fic with some hlvrai characters because im gay

    written by kale hughes w some help from neil

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    English
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    2,460
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    6
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    The new Fox Miraculous wielder, Lily Ember, just so happens to know every holder's identity - literally. She's spent enough time around the Kwamis to recognize their presence in the room with her. It just so happens that Lily has a mind of chaos... and a penchant for pissing off Gabriel Agreste. So, she does what every reasonable person would do! Add the heroes, villains, and all their Kwamis into a giant group chat.

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    English
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    1,427
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    217
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    “Oh my god!” Tup suddenly shouted, pointing over to a vod in the corner puking his guts out. “Did you see that?”

    “Alright, who packed the shiny?” Rex said lowly, turning to glare at Fives without even waiting for an answer, and the ARC rolled his eyes.

    “What, was I supposed to leave him?”

    “Preferably.”

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    Comments:
    4
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    38
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    2
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