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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very, very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the shitty, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Fuck that noise. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to unfuck himself.

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    When John's wife abandons him, he is taken to the Hotel—where he must find a mate in 45 days, failing which, he will be killed.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    After having a shitty day at the golf course, Monty is dragged along to the West Arcade, where he faces off against Freddy on the dance floor

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    Jayce didn’t think the key to getting a boyfriend would be by joining a stranger’s Minecraft server for an asmr twitch stream, but it’s funny what life will throw at you

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    159
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Concussed Spencer has no filter. Which usually wouldn't be a problem except he has a bit of a secret...

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    Chapters:
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    Dean ‘The Mechanic’ Winchester decides it’s time to retire from his professional wrestling career after Alastair White, aka ‘Tartarus’, almost breaks his neck — literally. Crowley, the WWE Chairman/CEO who goes by ‘The King’ tells him he will let him out of his contract under one condition: a Pay Per View 2 vs 2 ladder match, where the winner walks away with the keys to Dean’s precious Impala.

    Little does Dean know, Crowley is not one to forgive or forget that easily, and a very unwelcome guest crashes the match. Will he (and his ride) escape unscathed?

    Tune in this Sunday at 8 PM EST (7 CST) for the showdown of the year. The Mechanic and Vampirate team up against The Iceberg and up-and-comer underdog, Castiel for ownership of The Mechanic’s own ride, a 1967 Chevrolet Impala named Baby. You won’t want to miss this match of a lifetime.

    Title inspired by: Face the Pain by STEMM

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    When Niki asks Jack if he'd love her even as a worm, he doesn't think much of it; it's just a silly internet question. Little does Jack know he'll have to live out that answer, as Niki mysteriously turns into a worm with no way back to humanity. Guess Jack's the worm guy now.

    Or: I watched that one clip of Jack having an existential crisis on Niki's sims stream when she asked him the worm question and I thought 'hmmmm... I can make a story of that"

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    Batman finally elaborates, sounding almost comically awkward, “Have you been…gaining weight?”

    For a moment, Clark only stares. Then, he slowly speaks, “I’m more surprised at you hesitating than you making a remark on my figure, and I think that says a lot about you.”

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    The first thing I write after a while of hiatus is this.

    The very first thing I write for this fandom…. And it’s this.

    Here is to all my eeby deeby goers.

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    What Edan had expected to be the first step to finding The One turns into a visit to the emergency room and a consequent series of (un)fortunate events.

    - Crack treated seriously
    - Mostly short chapters
    - Alternate Universe: Office Boy Edan x Dance Instructor Anson Lo
    - Setting and characterisation are completely fictionalised
    - Somewhat OOC
    - Don't tag the real people these characters are based on or any of their acquaintances

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    “The truth is, I -”

    “You were in the Northland Bank, settling your retirement account with my colleague,” Childe interrupts, with laughter a little too forced. “Silly me, I forgot.”

    He glares at Zhongli. What are you doing, those eyes are saying.

    Zhongli raises his eyebrows in reply. Well, what are you doing, Childe?

    Yun Jin looks carefully between the two of them and takes a long, long sip of her tea.

    - or -

    Childe and Zhongli are slow-burning. Yun Jin just wants to interview Liyue’s villain and write her opera, not third wheel.

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    Dexter awakens to find himself very much alive, full of questions and completely at the mercy of an incredibly pissed off, volatile and conflicted son. Finding himself in incredibly unfamiliar territory as a wanted fugitive and feeling more exposed than ever, Dexter must use every method available to him to survive.
    Skeletons will be thrown unceremoniously from an incredibly dusty closet and Dexter is left to deal with the sheer depth of his own selfishness and stupidity.

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    Chapters:
    2/30
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    3
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    It was a redhead human male swathed in what looked like six layers of dark lace and silk. The outlandish costume ballooned around him, and as Fox reluctantly got to his feet, he spotted the long train that dragged on the gleaming floor beneath them. Fox peered down at his datapad.

    “You must be the new Naboo senator,” He deduced in the silence.

    The man ran a distracted hand over his neat facial hair and replied somewhat sardonically, “how could you tell?”

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    Ajax Tartaglia, a modern-day youth, transmigrates into a novel he had only finished reading(and badly reviewed) just the night before. Of course, this doesn’t come without a catch. 

    Upon awakening in this new world, Ajax finds that some kind of parasitic—

    “Paimon is Paimon!”

    —bootleg version of a ‘system’ had attached itself to his soul, and now he has to do these shitty—

    You’re shitty!”

    mandatory tasks if he doesn’t want to die prematurely.

    The jokes on them though.

    What part of Ajax looks like he wants to live?

    “Host, you really shouldn’t be doing this—”

    “Shut up, you wet rat.”

    [ 10 PRG has been deducted! -196 PRG remaining. ]

    … yeah. Teyvat can go fuck itself.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    282
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    59
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    3992
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    Diavolo and Doppio are fraternal twins, Doppio is Diavolo’s precious little sister so imagine to his absolute horror that his sweet sister is dating the menace next door, bad goth girl Risotto Nero.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Viktor and Benzo share a romantic night in the shop.

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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    A collection of collections of bits of stories and ideas that may never see the light of day.

    Some slices are just little tidbits of ideas, with details and plot points. Some slices are gourmet with complete passages with as much care put into them as a real story. But they're all just AU's I'd like to write but either don't have the motivation for or don't think people would like!

    You can take as much inspiration, liking, and pieces of ideas from this collection as you want! It's free reign. Just tell me you will, so I can look at what you create!

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    9
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    28
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    580
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    just a dumping ground for humorous little snippets about A Massacre of One that I have written. None of this is cannon to my story unless explicitly stated. I hope you enjoy

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    75
    Bookmarks:
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    How do you process the end of the world? 

    Amber Gris didn't have the answer either. 

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    A series of drabbles that are mostly soft and gay but a few involve pain ft. alternate aus, emotional breakdowns, kairi's immense amount of mental issues such as her self-worth,

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    English
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    463
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    8
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    So I wanna write fanfics with Herb because he is baby 👉👈
    I don't know how Ao3 works so uhhh yay

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    29,887
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    7130

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