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    In which, Shen Jiu dies and is pushed straight back to his slave days. Deciding that he doesn't want his limbs torn off, nor does he want to stay another fucking second in that cursed household, he sets out to leave.

    Years later, he is a rouge cultivator living a relatively stable, comfortable life. Until his life was flipped upside down by a certain brat.

    Yeah, he really should've just ran for the hills that day

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    2/?
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    31
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    332
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    I wanted to post something in the spirit of Halloween but I can't write anything spooky so have this complete monstrosity instead.

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    A series of ficlets set in the Freak Fleet 'verse exploring the backstories of my main cast. Writing a parody of myself? Abso-kriffing-lutely! Jumping back and forward in time through the whole series. Mix of Canon and Legends.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    As Harry opens his mouth to scream, Lucius does as well.

    But the words that come out of their are entirely different.

    When all Harry heard from himself was a gibberish cry, Lucius’ voice echoes loud and clear.

    “MY LORD, THERE’S A BABY IN HERE!”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    261
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    758
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    123
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    Lal figures out Colonnello plans to snoop in her business on Halloween’s night. She figures he might as well be the judge of their Halloween Costumes Contest while he’s at it.

    Not that Colonnello knows that.

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    1/1
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    Things had been better, now that Peter was living with his father. He was doing great in school, was excelling as Spider-Man, and had finally settled into his new home and family.
    But what happens when his past comes back to haunt him?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    4517
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    Anakin time traveled. In the process of trying to go back to the future, he, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, and later Padmé and the twins ended up way farther in the future, on this random planet called... Earth? And why do the people here seem to know who they are?

    Now trying to navigate our modern world, here is some of what you can expect from this fanfiction:

    - The fans getting really confused (but not as confused as the characters are)
    - Using the Force/lightsabers in public and making the news
    - Watching Star Wars
    - Getting scared of hamburgers because they think they could be poisoned
    - Mind tricking real estate agents and innocent families into giving them a house for 100 dollars
    - Ahsoka going to high school
    - Them discovering fanfiction
    - Anakin & Obi-Wan catching Ahsoka and Padmé roleplaying the Mustafar battle
    - Ahsoka falling in love with Vader's theme while Anakin plugs his ears
    - Ahsoka & Anakin lightsaber dueling in public, confusing the kriff out of George Lucas and Hayden Christensen
    - Theater obsessed Ahsoka Tano and friends

    (This is just humorous stuff for those of you who need a good laugh right now)

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    28,856
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    260
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    182
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    13
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    After undergoing a disastrous love trial, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are finally engaged. All is well. Wedding preparations begin in Gusu, but Lan Wangji realises that some of the damage from that time still remains.

    They must resolve this before the wedding takes place. Another problem was… how do two men do the deed again?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    It's Halloween down in Hell, and Charlie is preparing for a big party for the residents of the Happy Hotel. Meanwhile, Angel Dust feels a sudden need to help her celebrate the "Trick or Treat" spirit.

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    Listen, if you're sober, if you aren't sleep deprived, or if you're not just a really laidback person... you won't enjoy this. Anyway, if you are one of those things, have fun!

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    English
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    1,451
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    400
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    109
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    An unfortunate plumbing incident means Nie Huaisang's Big Bad Wolf brother is moving town, and Nie Huaisang might have just possibly, not quite mentioned to his protective brother that he's dating someone. A wizard, no less.

    Wei Wuxian is expected to solve it like usual, but he's far more invested in the newest vampiric transfer to their school/owner of the new restaurant to feel like solving anything but his building fascination.

    Also, Lan Qiren is a vampire, he's been saying it for years and he was Right.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    3
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    1
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    Will you survive a zombie run with Semi Eita?

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    Sasuke's itching for a fight, so England humors him with an unorthodox Pokemon battle that will test the limits of their wits, friendship, and tolerance for bullshit. (crossover/gen)

    “So this was what you had in mind?” Sasuke shot England a peevish, not-buying-it look. “Using the characters from our own shows to battle each other?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/12
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    289
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    "I'm not laughing because I think this is funny," Taehyung manages, a numb smile still gracing his lips as Jeongguk squeezes his hand a little harder. "I'm laughing because I know I'll cry if I don't."

    or: maybe the best way for them to avoid a sad ending is to keep their story going forever.

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    English
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    18,840
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    80
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    285
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    What if Ned Stark arrived at King's Landing just a few hours earlier and got to Elia before the Mountain raped and killed her?

    What if the Martells knew of Jon’s true heritage and kept it secret?

    What if Ned Stark faked the deaths of Arthur Dayne, Gerold Hightower & Oswell Whent?

    That’s right, I’m here to crack crackery once again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126,393
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    677
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    85
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    Day 29 of Spooktober 2020

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    1/1
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    How Halloween would go down with your germophobe boyfriend, Sakusa Kiyoomi.

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    31 unconnected prompts for Fictober 2020. All for Snowpiercer, though with different relationships and friendships. Each new entry will be named for the pairing and rating, with the warnings for it, the prompt, and a brief summary in the notes.

    Language:
    English
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    11,162
    Chapters:
    30/31
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    402
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    What if Ai was worse at being a villain than he was? What if he popped up randomly in other characters lives to do weird and sometimes nice things for them? Like getting Yusaku out of the rain, having a spa day with Aoi or getting Ryoken out of trouble with the police?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,268
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    272

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