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Overworked and understaffed, the unsolved cases at Cowley Police Station are mounting, the usual, monotonous reports of burglaries and arson alike forming precarious piles on George’s desk while the rest of them try to simultaneously investigate a sudden spate of muggings down on the towpath, a suspicious number of drug related deaths, and the disappearance of a fairly expensive painting from the house of one of the Dons up in the colleges.
It doesn’t take a genius to realise that having a WPC, a three sergeants and a detective inspector following a small white poodle on a wild goose chase instead is not the best use of their resources.
Unless, maybe it isn't such a wild goose chase after all.
*In which Thursday stresses, Morse sulks, and a small white poodle has a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon*
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Menacing Yet Elegant by yhlee (etothey) for Sholio
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
28 Jan 2022
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Bucky and Sam discover that Zemo is even more annoying as a dragon.
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- Part 2 of Definitely Not Musketeers
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- 305
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If it had been anyone else he would have laughed, brushed it off as a joke, freed himself and not given it another thought. But he's been dreaming about this for so long, wanted him so badly it almost hurt at times. Trying so hard to suppress his feelings, not to fuck their friendship up. He lets his eyes run over him, his short silver hair, his cat-like eyes gleaming, that alluring half-smile, half-smirk. His smooth skin. And without realising it he lifts his hand, letting it slide over his cheek, thumb brushing over his cheekbone. He's so tempted.
"Ah, fuck it!" he groans, voice coming out strained, and surges forward, Ten landing on his back, laughing.
"Fuck me, you mean?"
"God, shut up!"
"Make me" he teases, eyes gleaming again, so Johnny does.
Titel from the song with the same name by Joel Alme.
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Thank you for purchasing the limited edition Haikyuu!! model. We'll be covering instructions, troubleshooting, and more. First up, the Oikawa Tooru!
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- 237
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just a very self-indulgent chatfic
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Como traumar a los Juniors de la secta GusuLan by zuttecita
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
28 Jan 2022
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Serie de Oneshots/Drabbles de situaciones donde las libertades sexuales de la actual y feliz pareja WangXian comienzan a producir traumas en los jóvenes discípulos de la secta GusuLan.
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Blonde Twunk Cumslut Gets Demolished by Three Huge Cocks by CherryChapsticks, Tort (OreoCheesecake)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jan 2022
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“Sorry Bakugo," he said, helping up the blond right after they collided. "Did I hurt you?”
Out came that slutty voice again, and Bakugo could do nothing to stop the pure filth spilling from his mouth:
“No, but I wish you’d hurt me. Want you to impale me on your stalagmite dick.”
“W-what did you just say?"
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Bakugo is hit by a quirk that makes him act like the dream pornstar of anyone he interacts with. Kirishima, Deku and Todoroki will never let him live it down.
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Persona 5 Royal | I Think I Technically Count as a Literal RPG Guy Now. - Scott The Woz by Vexilanimous
Fandoms: Persona 5, Persona 5 Royal, Scott the Woz - Fandom
28 Jan 2022
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Scott Wozniak Wasn't an RPG guy, nor was he an anime guy. He never was.
But even after emerging victorious in his previous encounter with the Guardian of All Things Anime, Dr. Anna May couldn't just let his refusal to experience Persona 5 slide.
So now, Scott's stuck in an alternate Tokyo, forced to go back to high school and take up the side gig of stealing hearts in a weird two-colored ensemble under the code name of Duel.A prisoner of fate, if you will.
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Random things happen in the World Of Smash. (Crack) (feedback is very much appreciated.)
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Propagule by V_For_Vindictive
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
29 Jan 2022
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When a Blood Demon Art turns all the Hashira into cats and forces them into hiding, all your expertise as the Butterfly Estate's veterinarian and biochemist is redirected into three objectives.
1) Protect the Hashira.
2) Finish the anti-Kibutsuji drug.
3) Track down the demon who cast the Blood Demon Art. And kill them.Tamayo graciously allows you and the Hashira to take refuge in her home in Asakusa, hiding from demons stalking across Nihon on the hunt for the Corps' strongest slayers. Unfortunately you, too, have your ghosts. And they live in Asakusa.
Without the Hashira, the organization is weak, and Kibutsuji Muzan smells blood. While the Demon King musters his forces to wipe out the vulnerable Corps once and for all, you're racing against time to undo the Blood Demon Art and complete the anti-Kibutsuji drug, and you have to do all of it before the demons - and your past - catch up with you.
Good thing you're fast. And so are your nine cats.
TL;DR: The Hashira turn into cats. Shenanigans ensue. Fluff. Crack. Angst. The fanfic writer's starter set, now with original worldbuilding :)
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Big Brother Little Sister by WabbitWanderer95
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
28 Jan 2022
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While babysitting an 8 year old Morgan one of Tony's old prototypes activate and Morgan and Peter are thrown back to 2010.
[Stand alone]
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- Part 3 of Next Gen Interference
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IDK WHAT TO PUT FOR THIS ITS JUST RANDOM THINGS THAT GOES IN MY HEAD AT 3AM by venti_fied
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jan 2022
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LMAO I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS BUT ITS FOR FUN ANYWAYS UH ENJOY THE FLUFF IG
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A collection of What If’s and scenarios set in meteor Effect
That you the reader gets to ask for.
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- Part 51 of The Meteor Effect
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Why was I summoned as a child?? by TemeroHimitaki
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 異世界食堂 | Isekai Shokudou | Restaurant to Another World (Anime)
28 Jan 2022
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Story about 'post-game' summoned sword hero - Ren, trying to prove his worth to the king and the people of... Melromarc, after the waves are already long over. As if his unusual physical condition and useless title weren't enough to hinder his development, he manages to bend the king's mocking attitude towards himself. Who's the king anyway? Where did he come from? What happened to Melromarc prior to Ren's summoning? Why were the heroes summoned at the time of peace? And why are there only two other heroes summoned alongside Ren? The sword hero tries to find out more as he struggles to get stronger, slowly having to get over his social anxiety and learn to rely on his companions he meets along the way.
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where elvira works her magic and retrieves the stone.
what? you didn't think she could pull a queen?
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This was gold and cursed at the same time. ‘Say, Izuna. Is your brother, by any chance, a fan of Saturday Night Fever?’ He turned to his friend for any kind of sensible explanation. Izuna’s snickering only intensified without giving any clear answer on the matter so he drew his own conclusion that Madara indeed was secretly a disco lover. He would never let him live this down.
Wedding night magic working its miracles. With a bit of Izuna's help.
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- Part 16 of Random MadaTobi
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While You Were (Odin) Sleeping by FuriousD
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Loki (Marvel Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, While You Were Sleeping (1995)
28 Jan 2022
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A re-write of that weird 90's rom com. Mobius is the Sandra Bullock character; he has a crush on Thor. After he saves Thor's life, things get out of hand when Thor's family is told that Mobius is Thor's fiance. Clearly Loki is the only one who can get to the bottom of this very strange situation. When he's accepted by the family and starts to fall for Loki, Mobius must make an impossible choice.
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Asshole Number 1 by glennshat
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV)
28 Jan 2022
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“I was voted least friendly in class every year since third grade and I’m not about to lose that streak now.”
“I don’t know what’s weirder, that your class had a least friendly student vote or that it took you until third grade to win it.”
or the one where hatter started an asshole of the year vote and chishiya is annoyed when last boss starts campaigning to win
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- Part 2 of multifandom shortfics
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Zeref owes Anna Heartfilia a debt. Layla Heartfilia was the one who cashed in on that debt. Now Lucy Heartfilia is in Zeref's care, and the whole story changes.
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- Part 1 of All The Stars In the Night Sky
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A Hilda in time... by DigiConjurer
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Jan 2022
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After 'meeting' her future self, Hilda is faced with an absolutely simple task - seduce the professor. Easy enough... unless said professor is Byleth Eisner...