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  1. 2

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    Basically a chatfic where I put my favourite characters (or ships, dare I say) from various fandoms

    Featuring a William that eventually breaks down (comical edition, no way I’m putting the canon version here, this is a crackfic) and me having my best life

    No plot because all of my plot braincells are used on another fic of mine

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  2. 14

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    There are a few lines one simply can't cross in life, and crushing on your stepbrother is one of them.....isn't it?

    Maybe.... probably.

    Or, Taehyung found himself in a bit of a situation when he gained a much younger stepbrother.
    Truth be told, he wasn't expecting him to be so....pretty.

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  3. 64

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    Dottore raised an eyebrow under his mask, feeling his lip curl up in a grimace. “Her Majesty, The Tsaritsa… Wants me to give all of the other Harbingers… Check-ups?” Pierro gave a soft nod. Dottore sighed, whispering under his breath, “Her Benevolence knows no bounds, truly… What am I? Some hoity-toity healer?

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  4. 57

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    What if…Cloud post AC/Dirge of Cerberus traveled back in time while at the same time someone from Earth reincarnated and ends up beside him.

    Cloud: We kill Sephiroth, we save the planet.
    Athena: (Sighs) Your determination is admirable, Cloudy, but killing one man won't save the planet.

    Or that time a casual gamer got reincarnated into the last game she played and she has one OP ability.

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very, very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the shitty, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Fuck that noise. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to unfuck himself.

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    Diluc stared at his brother across from the bar, smug smile and twirling his death after noon. Like he wasn't bothered one bit by the past between them. No, Kaeya never cared either way had he? Diluc needed the constant reminder—their childhood was a fabrication.

    Aka Diluc realizes how much of an ass he is when Kaeya gets hit by what's happening in the Chasm. Hindsight is 20/20 (Updated with Chapter 2 Kaeya POV)

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    Midoriya Izuku has an immortality quirk, though not in the traditional sense. While most other immortality quirks work by not allowing the owner to age, maybe even giving them extra resilience, Izuku's quirk didn't quite work like that.

    No, Izuku's quirk worked by sending his consciousness back into his four year old body upon death. Again and again, no matter when, where or how he died, he always woke up afterwards, his small fist clenched around a bright red crayon that he, until the moment of his resurrection, had been using to draw a picture of All Might on a piece of construction paper.

    Tired after living for so long, Izuku goes to Eraserhead for help in ending it all only for the man to strike a deal; to wait until he was eighteen. What better way to kill the time than making sure he leaves the world a better place? Of course, stringing Eraserhead along for the ride and making the man regret his decision not to kill Izuku on the spot is just a bonus...
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  8. 65

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    Unrelated Maribat one-shots that are seriously cracked or just have a general "wtf"-feel about them.
    Updates every Wednesday. Like it says on the tin.

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    “Yeah, I’m fine. What are you doing this summer?”

    “You already asked me that,” Lily said.

    “Oh.” Remus forced himself to take a bite from his toast. He then realised he didn’t have any toast.

    “You- You seemed pretty lost there, Remus.”

    He stared at his plate. It was porcelain china, with red and gold swirling into the center. Gryffindor pride! “Sorry.”

    “Don’t say sorry,” she huffed. “I think…” She leaned into him, to whisper. “I think you need a best friend right about now.”

     

    Or, Remus and Lily become best friends after their previous best friends betray them; James, Sirius, and Peter attempt to throw the party of the century; and everything goes wrong before it goes right.

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    Taehyung doesn't look broken. Jimin doesn't see any rashes or discoloration. He has two arms and legs, no more, no less. He looks roughly like he did the last time Jimin saw him, just a little more awake in the mid-afternoon. It's mildly reassuring.

    But then Taehyung says, "Jimin, you always smell the best," and Jimin isn't quite sure what to do with that.

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  11. 12

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    The Miya twins need to see who's the better kisser.

    Suna needs better friends.

    None of them will live this down for the rest of their lives.

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  12. 55

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    Idols Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are in a secret relationship. Too bad they suck at keeping secrets (and their fans have excellent gaydars).

    [or; the kpop hualian au/fic nobody asked for]

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    i've always wanted to write a chatfic lol;

    in which aether just wants the guys in his class to answer his texts.

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    Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.

    A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.

    Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.

    There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)

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    Tsuna’s first thought when he woke up to a white hospital room and the beeping of machines was “at least I’m not in a coffin this time.”

    “… What?”

    Oh. He’d said that out loud. Reborn would’ve shot him if he’d been there.

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  16. 19

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    In which Phayu and Rain meet during different circumstances and strike up a relationship. However, it takes a while for Rain to realize that they might actually be dating. Phayu is not amused.

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    Jason Todd is a Shakespeare nerd. You know this, I know this, everyone knows this.

    It is, in fact, so obvious because he will not stop quoting the man. Always, no matter the situation, he has a quote ready.

    At the very least, everyone can tell what mood he's in depending on what play he's quoting. They call it the Jason Todd Shakespeare Scale.

    AKA

    "Bruce, go get your fucking theatre kid before he does something stupid." - Dick Grayson, 2022

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    Izuku is tired of working in Endeavor's Agency. He can't quit, but he can try getting fired. Watch his escapades.

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    After the League of Villains discovers that Dabi is the son of Endeavor, they cook up a hair-brained scheme to fake-kidnap him for the ransom money. All three of Dabi’s siblings show up with a different rescue plan.

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    Regulus just spent sixteen years in an Inferi infested lake. When a long-forgotten spell activated by his brother yanks him free of the stasis... Long story short, everything sucks. But Regulus wouldn't be a Slytherin if he didn't land on his feet. He's going to make 1995 his bitch.

    Rated T for... swearing? Implied alcoholism? Eventual safe sex advice? Casual limb amputation? I don't know what's not appropriate for 13 year olds okay

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