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  1. 24

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    Locking the door behind him, Shouta collapsed against it, dead on his feet. His eyes slid shut and he breathed deeply for a few minutes, barely acknowledging the sleeping bag he dropped to the floor. Shouta would need an extended nap, a nutrient pouch and several mugs of bitter coffee before he went on patrol. Maybe he would see the tortoiseshell stray that had been hanging around his route recently.

    Maybe it was the sleep deprivation talking, or the lack or excess of caffeine, but in a moment of delirium, Shouta called out into his empty apartment, "Honey, I'm home."

    Silence, and then, "Hey, I ordered pizza."

    Shouta's eyes snapped open.

    or
    Aizawa finds a kitten in need and takes it home, unknowing that he just adopted his first son. He finds out soon enough.

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  2. 18

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    marinette is tired, so very, very tired. nothing is going right anymore, the everyday ladybug is crumbling, and there is nothing anyone can do about it, oh, except for oh i dont know, not being dicks to their friend (especially if she's one of the two people stopping the apocalypse from happening) who knows maybe its just time to get new friends.

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    unsurprisingly marinette goes through some lifechanging situations, everyone gains some much needed character development, or at least faces genuine consequences for their actions and maybe some of them get a little funnier due to it? and why does her lucky charm keep turning into a gun?

    - pairings undecided

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  3. 49

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    So you have defeated your enemies, subjugated your people, and reached the end of a successful revolution that will reshape the very fabric of history and culture of your world. Along the way, you have safely secured your previously unknown Human-Child Horcrux and you are feeling protective and paranoid as he is one of the last. So you have seemingly provided him with everything he might need to make you live forever. Why then, is he so obstinate? Why is he so destructive? Why does he never listen?

    These are questions many Dark Lords have asked themselves. Well, look no further! Within this manual, you will find a step-by-step guide for ensuring your precious wonder is not just obedient, but content.

    It has never been easier to keep a Human-Child Horcrux in captivity!

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    “You think your students are bad?” Aizawa huffs, before taking a sip of his coffee. He leans back against the couch.

    Vlad King narrows his eyes. “They’re worse than yours, that’s for sure. As much as I want Class 1-B to surpass 1-A, these kids are nothing short of painful to work with.”

    Aizawa shakes his head. “Then, clearly, you haven’t properly met my students.”

    “Oh, really?” Vlad King asks. “You clearly haven’t met my students either, in that case.”

    “Then why don’t we just switch and see?” Aizawa says, nonchalant.

    “....is that a challenge?”

    In which Aizawa and Vlad King exchange problem children for a day.
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  6. 25

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    “It’s you again! All For One!”
    “I’m not All for One…”
    “What? You obvio-”
    “-I’m All for You, Toshinori. Won’t you marry me?”

     

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    in which all for one, for an undisclosed reason, attempts to seduce every one for all user. yagi toshinori is no exception.

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    Five times Yoongi has brought a friend to the emergency room because of small accidents and the one time he left the hospital with Park Jimin; the nurse who won't stop bickering with him.

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  8. 12

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    Sometimes you learn something so utterly horrible, all you can do is laugh about it, because if you think about it too hard, you'll have a mental breakdown.

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    Bakugou and Midoriya aren't allowed to get along. It terrifies the others.

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    “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Yelled Naib.

    “What, you got a hard new deduction?” Laughed Norton, whose deduction was pretty easy and cathartic, since it consisted on ‘throwing Jack off the rollercoaster, please’.

    (The host comes up with a new idea: Let the Hunters write Survivors’ deductions. Violetta wrote Norton’s.)

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    Songfics and other crack stories about our loveable hero Deku and his unlikely friendship with the League of Villains

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  11. 21

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    “No no, listen, I-” Wilbur giggled. His mind was flooding with ideas, all sorts of ridiculous shenanigans that he could incur upon the unsuspecting people of L’Manberg. So many choices, so little time. He gasped. “Tommy. Tommy, forget Dream. Right now I need a guitar. Trust me, it’ll be funny.”

    Tommy stared at Wilbur like he had indeed lost his mind. “Is this going to help our situation with Schlatt?” he asked.

    Wilbur grinned, grabbing Tommy by his shoulders. “Yes, Tommy. Yes it will.”

    --

    Wilbur thought the Manburg vs Pogtopia war would be his final hurrah, the end to a tragic tale he had woven over months of countless streams. But when a lucid dream turns into his new reality, he has to play the role which he had written himself - or die trying.

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    • 18 Oct 2021

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      Oh yeah, I fuck with this

    • 18 Oct 2021

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      cc!wilbur, upon being sent into the DSMP-verse: hehe, imma whack schlatt with a guitar
      cc!wilbur, upon realizing that he is actually in the DSMP-verse: okay, so I may have made a mistake

    • 18 Oct 2021

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    • 18 Oct 2021

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      We love watching our streamer reprise his role and have a dramatic breakdown <333

    • 18 Oct 2021

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      Wilbur gets transported to DSMP. Starts at the elections.

      CH6

  12. 84

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    Iida Tenya wants to be an uncle. Iida Tenya wants Izuku to be his nephew.

    His brother and Izuku don't get a vote in this, and Shouto gets pulled into the madness.

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    “You know there’s an Instagram dedicated to shipping us,” Wen Kexing says in the teachers lounge later that day with barely repressed glee. "I don’t know whether to find it sweet or a bit creepy.”

    “Definitely creepy,” Zhou Zishu declares. “These kids are devils.”

    OR: the inherent absurdity of your students trying to matchmake you with your husband

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    When Naruto begged Sakura to come with him to a bar that lay on the fringes of Suna and Konoha, Sakura gave in and decided—for once—to have some fun.

    That was where Deidara came in.

    - - - - - -

    "You're Akatsuki!" Sakura sputtered. Wasn't he supposed to be dead?

    A slow, lazy smile crossed Deidara's face. "And with as little chill as you have, you must be a Leaf nin."

    She took that as the insult it was clearly meant to be, especially since her Konoha hitae-ate was in its usual place holding back her hair. "Screw you!"

    His eyes briefly flickered over her body. "Maybe later, yeah."

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    “Oh spirits,” Azula says, grinning widely. The Water Tribe is full of idiots. “You don’t want to marry Zuko, he’s useless. Also, he’s already engaged.”

    “He is?” Yue blinks at her.

    “Of course he is, he’s going to be the Fire Lord, he’s been engaged since he was twelve,” Azula says. A useless Fire Lord who she’s going to have to prop up, if not outright usurp, but Fire Lord all the same.

    The things she does for this family, she swears.

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    “Tall? That’s what you think I should notice about Malfoy? His height?”

    Ginny quirked an eyebrow and licked the tip of her quill suggestively. ”Well, isn’t that your thing? Lockhart. Krum. McLaggen. Ron. The only thing they have in common is being tall enough to give me a neck ache.”

    Hermione felt her ears grow hot, and she gripped her book tighter. “I don’t have a thing for tall men. Their height is—completely coincidental.”

    Dramione Height Differences Minifest 2020.

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  17. 51

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    "They are not *my* Avengers, Ms Blake," Phil said mildly.

    He was fairly sure that nobody wanted to claim them and they were only under his purview because Nick Fury was an evil, vindictive bastard who still hadn't forgiven him for going up against Loki alone.

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  18. 52

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    Honorable Sect Leader Nie Cinai.
    I understand that you have recently lost your sons. That is quite worrying to hear - children are precious and should always be closely watched to ensure their safety. Thankfully, I happen to be in possession of them both. Come to Qishan at your earliest convenience so that we can discuss their continued well-being.
    Sect Leader Wen Ruohan,
    Chief Cultivator

     

    -`-`-

    It was a tragedy. Not only for the Qinghe Nie sect, but for the rest of the world as well.

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  19. 23

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    In a world where people randomly swap bodies with their soulmates, one can only hope to not be in a compromising situation when the switch takes place.

    Sakusa is not so lucky.

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    After the Yiling Patriarch returns, all those who died at his hand, or blame him for their deaths, decide to haunt him. It doesn't matter that he can't see them - they'll just follow him around and curse him for all eternity.

    ...Of course they aren't expecting to unwittingly become witnesses to his epic love story with the Second Jade of Lan.

    (Or, in which a bunch of stubborn, vengeful spirits somehow become Wangxian shippers).

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