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    number one hit @fearleader
    @fiya plz tell us who the great fire ninja is in love with

    Hot ‘n Spicy @fiya
    i cant tell you bc secret identities n shit bUT @masterofthekitchen just funcking fell over literally a second ago bc @softlightningboi just sneezed like a kitten

    Hello! @masterofthekitchen
    How dare you expose me like this.

     

    Or

     

    The Ninja are in High school and are gay on Twitter.

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    English
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    522
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
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    33
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    The world of Sword Art Online might just be a bit brighter with the two lads from Yorkshire hanging around, Wallace and Gromit. Camembere-lieve it? Well read it right here!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Энакин пал жертвой смертельного яда, и у Оби-Вана нет другого выбора, кроме как использовать все возможные средства для его лечения, — как бы ему не претил сам процесс ввода противоядия

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    Русский
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    25,587
    Chapters:
    8/13
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "they kept saying 'they taught you this in high school' but, dude, i can't remember a thing!" - jisung, probably

    Series
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    English
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    6,842
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    4
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    1
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    78
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    The Weasley twins and one Unassuming Hufflepuff meet out of a shared desire to prank the unwary...

    Then they sort-of-on-purpose save Sirius Black.

    Everything else is fallout, and Uh does not appreciate any of it except the part where they get friends out of it.

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    English
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    28,405
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    676
    Bookmarks:
    162
    Hits:
    3678
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    What would the world be like if Dick Grayson was a demigod? Who would be his godly parent? And more importantly, what kind of crazy adventures would he get caught up in? Well, look out; all those questions are going to be answered in this story. Updates are every other month and sometimes every other week.

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    English
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    3,527
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1140
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    Izuku needed to think of some excuse besides, “I run around dressed like a green space bunny in order to illegally fight crime without a quirk” to explain why he was buying all of this.
    It was scary, how similar cosplay was to vigilantism.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    726
    Bookmarks:
    198
    Hits:
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    "If I don't improve... he'll absolutely obliterate me. And there's nothing I can do to stop him." Secret Agent “Gold,” or Dan Howell, is less than thrilled when he is forced to team up with new recruit “Amethyst,” Phil Lester. Phil is a former trainee; clumsy and overly apologetic, while Dan’s six years of experience have left him skilled and stealthy, yet completely emotionless. Throughout their mission to bring a mysterious super-villain to justice while travelling the city of Tokyo, Phil tries to come to terms with his illogical fear of Dan, while realising what Dan's true intentions with him are.

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    25,397
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    19
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    47
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    7
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    The sorcerer visited every day and, because there were no doors in the tower, he had Soundwave draw him up through a window with the young mech’s long data cables. Knock Out would call out “Soundwave, send down your data cables and pull me up!” and Soundwave would do so. Then, when Knock Out was ready to leave, Soundwave would lower him down the same way.

    A Transformers/Rapunzel fusion.

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    English
    Words:
    3,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    36
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    ...And there was not much satisfaction to be had with that, unfortunately.
    Shinichi becomes a cat rather than a little boy when taking the poison. This changes... surprisingly little, actually.

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    English
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    98,349
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    243
    Kudos:
    217
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    4163
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    Former nobles turned pirate-admirals Sal Salinas and Minerva McGonagall share a colorful, troubled past, and have not seen each other in three years. Yet when the war between the pirates and the British monarchy begins to escalate, fosterling and foster mother must begrudgingly unite their fleets and seek a way to end the conflict for good.

    Please enjoy my fanciful pirate bullshit.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    15
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    Kim Namjoon never expected to be stuck teaching villain-hopefuls instead of you know, plotting world domination, but he didn't have much say in the matter.

    So what if they were all hopeless and didn't know a thing about being villains?

    So what if they seemed to have a knack for destroying his property?

    Kim Namjoon was going to turn this bunch of idiots into the best damn group of evildoers the world would ever see.

    (Or at least good enough that they wouldn't die. Probably.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,240
    Chapters:
    63/100
    Comments:
    441
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    3132
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    Little ficlets with no real home, but I couldn't help writing them.

    I may turn some into longer stories, but we'll just have to wait and see.

    Chapter 37 - Hogwarts AU

    A naive Shinichi makes some very interesting friends on his first night at Hogwarts. When they are sorted into different houses, he thinks that's the end of it.

    He shouldn't underestimate the likes of Kuroba Kaito, Hattori Heiji, and Hakuba Saguru.

    (Prompt by:
    Yuki —Would you be willing to do a Hogwarts au? One where Shinichi, Kaito, Hattori, and Hakuba are all in Griffindor, and share a dorm room.

    Author: Well, I got the Hogwarts part, but my mind kind of took off after that? I'll do a roommate one, I swear! Just... after I finish a few other things.)

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    English
    Words:
    55,025
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    411
    Kudos:
    1749
    Bookmarks:
    134
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    After a failed coup, General Hux finds himself fleeing the Finalizer with a curiously inept TIE pilot who is more than she seems, to his dismay. An adventure (and possibly love) story.

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    English
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    8,252
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    120
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    Remus accidentally starts texing Sirius, who is a famous singer.

    probably lowkey crack.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    42,368
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1993
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    "Wha--who are you? What are you doing in my mirror?"

    "Your mirror? This is my mirror!"

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    2,800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    Kira Yoshikage only wanted to live a quiet life, sadly (for him) you don't always get what you want. Sometimes you might even get the complete opposite of what you wish for, though that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing.

    AU in which all of the major villains (& Doppio and Diego) moved in to Kira's house after being defeated by the Jojos.

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    English
    Words:
    1,600
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    78
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    7
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    550
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    “Peter! This is Harley. Harley, Peter.”

    “Holy shit.”

    “So you’re Tony’s other kid.”

     

    [updates every tuesday as of march 6, 2019]

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    English
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    8,132
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    3597
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    The next thing Deaky knew, another body was colliding with his, and knocked him to the floor, landing with a thud. The person was on top of him, and John managed to get a good look at him. Long, messy blond hair, sharp features, dressed in black and dark green, pointy… ears and horns. Oh, fuck.

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    Or the one where John’s a prince and Roger’s an elf from warring kingdoms, and they find something that could bring an end to the whole war.

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    English
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    1,105
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    167
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    Class 1-B get enrolled into a load of crazy shit it's not up for debate.
    Especially Monoma.
    (Also Shinsou's in the chat just cause)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,250
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    57

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