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    "I swear to God if my soulmate is named Shazza I'm gonna kick the bucket!"
    OR, Wonwoo moves to Australia for his dad's work, and what he encounters there is far more terrifying than drop bears.

    [A bogan!soulmate AU; updates every Monday]

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    “He’s homicidal,” she sputtered.

    “No, Allison. The witches are homicidal. He’s smart,” Stiles hissed, “and if you took your narcissistic head out of your ass for five minutes, you’d see something called self-preservation instincts. Seriously what the hell is wrong with you? A blowtorch? Really? How fucking stupid are you?”

    Or, Stiles defends Peter when Allison attacks him with a blowtorch like a lunatic.

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    How to confess to a girl in three easy steps: tell her you like her, have her tell you she likes you, and set up a date.

    Easy, except Bakugou's failed step two. Now, he could take it like a man and let it go. Or, he could take her words to heart and show her just how much of a not jerk he is.

    Follow the journey of a stupid idiot just trying to make friends — while vying for love along the way.

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    Isaac Stark disappeared from a crowded park a few months shy of his third birthday. There were never any signs of him, and no arrest were ever made in connection to the case. It was as if the toddler had simply vanished off the face of the earth. Twelve years later, Peter Parker has a really bad day, which only get worse when his prints are put through the system.

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    Tony Stark, as the overprotective adoptive father of Peter Parker would go to any length to protect his son. After a fight with Mysterio injures Peter the best thing he can do is put Peter next to someone who can help protect him from a magic threat, so he moves his now college age son into an apartment as close to the Sanctum Sanctorum as possible, so that Dr. Strange can deal with Mysterio. Peter, however, has other plans.

    Going to be working on build up to an Ironstrange relationship, also Pepper's going to be in it some but not bashing her b/c Pepper deserves no hate.

    Suggested to me by Kuro2612! I am always taking requests!

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    Newton, fermati!

    Non posso, Hermann. Loro - loro sono nella mia testa
     
    Non riesce a muoversi.

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    So maybe the whole getting captured thing had been Lily's fault. But Kaela really isn't making much of an effort in helping them escape, now. Also, there is the fact that Lily cannot stand her. And no, she doesn't want to talk about it.

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    A drabble collection of ridiculous crackships for BTS. Yes, you read that right. You see those relationship tags? They're real.

    Next up: Chapter 5 (don't know what this one will be bc I've pretty much posted all the stuff I had pre-written)

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    Marinette is happily living her life as a young adult in Paris until a surprise encounter with a former classmate pulls her into a world she never imagined exploring.

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    3/?
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    currently just be more chill writing requests, but other fandoms may be allowed eventually!

    what do you guys want to see me write?

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    8/?
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    Loki has been turned into a cat by Odin and left on Midgard.

    He's adopted by a young single dad and his twin daughters.

    Features Loki Mischief, feels, and learning about family.

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    Toshinori meant to catch the villain, not be caught by his Quirk.
    He guessed this was his life now. At least he had feet.

    Series
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    Harry and Ron have a very important discussion about their girlfriends.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Lukas wants to know. Should he be concerned?

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Flynn Rider never expected to be anything more than your typical dashing rogue, let alone the respected and worshiped leader of a vast organization like The Inquisition. But when mysterious forces tear a whole in the sky, leaving Flynn with a mysterious glowing brand on his hand, it is up to him to rally the people of Thedas to overcome their ancient grudges and unite to save the world...or die trying.

    Based on a series of tumblr posts by the-queen-of-thedas and myself (and later a-paradox-box and siujerkai): http://the-alexandrian-alchemist.tumblr.com/post/151388607901/siujerkjai-a-paradox-box

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    灵感来自汤不热。what if线:如果内战时贾维斯也在西伯利亚会怎样呢……

    两个走向:
    A线:贾维斯会让托尼冷静下来,事情也许会和平解决。
    或者就,
    B线。贾维斯:Sir我相信我们应该踢爆他的蛋蛋。

    嘿嘿,你知道我要选哪一个。

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    The seal is weakened not just by anger, but by fear and loneliness, too.

    Kurama is protective of the child his chakra was curled protectively around for ten months, before he was dragged from Kushina's seal. Naruto is just as much his child as anyone else's. And so, Naruto grows up with with a small physical manifestation of the fox trapped in his gut at his side at all times, a friend, confidant, parent, ally, teacher, and for the sake of appearances, pet.

    This goes about as well as you'd expect -- chaotically.

    Check the summary of the first chapter for a list of which chapters have an illustration at the bottom of the page!

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    A reincarnation fic; in which Aqua end up banished as a Pillar (Wo)Man, Kazuma end up reincarnated as the third JoJo (replacing Jotaro), Darkness being a Hamon user (that creeps everyone with her antics), and Megumin is now the little sister of Yoshikage Kira (wait what?).

    A Crossover AU about Konosuba Gang's shenanigans in the JoJoverse! Hamon, Stands, and useless ex-Goddess Pillar Woman abound! Joseph Joestar must face the greatest threat to his sanity, that is Jozuma Kujo.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    When Dabi is struck by a de-aging quirk that regresses him to the most important part of his life, he finds himself turned back to a sixteen year-old U.A. General Studies student with a lot of self-esteem issues, parent problems, a destructive quirk that he can't manage, and no memory of the five years that he's lost - not the mention the fact that his little brother is now the same age as him and one of the top students in the U.A. hero course. In U.A.'s attempt to make up for what they missed and help the Dabi of the past, present, and future, he is placed with the only students that know him and have yet to find out what truly makes the difference between a hero and a villain. There, they must face the question of whether he can change or if his destiny is already set in stone.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    When Steve agreed to assess Tony Stark for SHIELD, Fury left out the one fact that would have had Steve shaking his head and immediately refusing the job: Tony Stark? God strike Steve dead, but the man was smokin'.

    [IM2 but Steve can't keep a secret identity to save his life; also, Tony's pretty fly for a dying guy.]

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