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a toast to the groom (to the groom, to the groom, to the groom) by Seito
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XV
22 Oct 2018
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“Alise,” Ignis started. “Do you know why people keep congratulating me on my upcoming nuptials?”
A smile twitched on her face. “That depends,” she said, glee creeping into her tone.
Ignis felt a cold sweat break out. It was never a good sign when she used that tone. “On?”
“On when you were going to tell me that you’re dating Gladio, Prompto and Noctis,” Alise said plainly, as if she was discussing the weather.
Ignis choked. “How?” Ignis asked.
(Or it's been months since Ardyn's defeat and dawn's return. There's plenty to rebuild and yet no matter what, the rumor mill is still chugging along at full speed.)
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- Part 3 of bad boyfriend Iggy
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Movie Night Etiquette by tonystarkssnipples for manorabrucelee
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
22 Oct 2018
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Clint was at a loss. Would it be worse to acknowledge the situation or wait until it was over? Shoot an alien 100ft away with a bow and arrow without looking? Not a problem. Handling the fact that his two team leaders were currently wrapped up in a blanket together and... canoodling? Time to hop on the next train out of here.
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Clint catches Steve and Tony having sex during team movie night.
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Bucky Barnes broke Twitter with one photo
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Cold on the Ramparts by anesor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Oct 2018
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The emperor is dead, long live the Republic! With the Sith-lord gone, that doesn’t mean the war is over or the Republic lacks many messes to keep the Jedi busy. One young married couple may still start that family, because someone wants to be a father and rather likes the idea of twins…
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- Part 2 of Not So Far, Far Away
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The Blocks Of Life by Lady_Killer (JoyWoods)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Oct 2018
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A short story about young heroes-in-training exploring their lives in the dorms, playing Minecraft (and other games), and maybe occasionally making videos.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Is Perfect the Same as Ultimate? by FierySprites
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Kirby - All Media Types, Kirby (Video Games)
21 Oct 2018
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Dedede somehow walks into the Ultimate Academy from the kitchen. The crew is confused for a bit, but they roll with it. (It has some nice side benefits, too.)
(A crack crossover between the Kirby series and Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony. Takes place midway into the first chapter.)
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- Part 4 of The Many Ways V3 Could've Gone Wrong
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,723
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 2
- Hits:
- 23
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That Which Is Left Behind by winterda
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Oct 2018
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Toni always knew how to make an impression. One would think that with all of her outrageous behavior from her youth and coming out as a superhero that she wouldn't be able to shock people anymore, but Toni really did have a knack for it. It was a Stark trait after all.
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Baby Venom by MessengerThief
Fandoms: Venom (Comics), Venom (Movie 2018), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Oct 2018
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Spider-Man finds out that Eddie and Venom are expecting.
Don't need to have read Part 1 of the series but it does give insight into how I consider Eddie and Venom's relationship to work in this world.
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- Part 2 of Venom
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Rook has no friends and no acquaintances in Hope County. She has just arrived to become a Deputy a few days before they were sent to arrest Joseph Seed.
So things start a bit differently and everything goes off the rails soon enough.
(AKA a sarcastic, sneaky sniper joins a cult.)
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Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.
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eat the rocks, save the world by StormySkiesAhead
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
21 Oct 2018
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There's a man, as tall as Korg (whom Fenrir stands beside, vicious and proud) on a good day, with a stone only barely more purple than he is in a gauntlet clearly set for more.
Fenrir sets his eyes on the Stone. Something tells him it's important, that it can't be left in the hands of the madman it's in.
So, he does the wise, very Asgardian thing, that he believes his sisters would very much approve of.
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He eats it.
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Spoopy-Scary-Skits by Jale_Seigneur
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Oct 2018
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On a bright day, in the middle of the night,
One Jale Seigneur sat up to write.Back to back, he faced his phone,
Then turned away and hid a groan.The eyeless homework peeked into his room,
And with it a deadline that spelt out their doom.Jale slammed his door shut, made his room black,
put a pen to his phone, and prepared to write crack.(Procrastination is A-Okay if it's for the Halloween Season! This "poem" is a parody of Two Dead Boys BTW)
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Moriarty has a bizarre new plan and she will go to any lengths to see it succeed.
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- Part 4 of Monsters and Legends AUs
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And You Can Tell Everybody (This Is Your Song) by BlackandBlueMadness26
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
21 Oct 2018
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It all started when when Dick decided to prank text Wally the lyrics of one peculiar song... it all goes downhill from here.
Or, the really not original text fic no one asked for but you're getting anyway cause I'm trash.
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In My Very Bones by frostbitebakery, sparkly_butthole
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Oct 2018
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There are certain unspoken rules when it comes to alpha and omega behavior. Once bonded, an alpha is driven to do whatever it takes to make his omega happy, as well as keep them safe. It can be a complicated dance at times, especially when it comes to ex-assassins who have been brainwashed for decades, but Steve is more than up to the challenge.
But the Avengers’ lives are never easy, and when Bucky asks for something Steve’s not sure he can give, it puts his omega in unprecedented danger. The team has to figure out how to live with the changes Bucky has decided to undergo, all while keeping him safe and allowing him his own decisions.
This is a story about hilariously incompetent mad scientists, unexpected STDs, and finding out way more than you wanted to know about Steve and Bucky’s sex life.
Written for the Captain America Big Bang 2018!
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The Consolidation Game by starkind
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Oct 2018
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- Part 2 of "That will be all, Mister Wayne."
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Vice President Sasha M. Banks tries to navigate her way through shady DC politics with a group of inept staffers. Will she reach her dream of becoming the first female president of the United States of America?
Based on the premise of the HBO satire, Veep.
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- Part 1 of Vice Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,678
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 34
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Kim Taehyung almost loses his virginity.
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Everyone has a beginning. Hannibal’s beginning was under the name Harry Potter. Will was in need of a Savior...and who better than The-Boy-Who-Lived...to take a few lives.
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In this story you will find a Harry Potter with the manic genius of Hannibal Lecter. A Will Graham without Encephalitis but with Seer abilities from his distant cousins, the Lovegoods. And the helping hand of Luna Lovegood herself.
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The ministry expects Harry to get married and raise babies. He never was very good at following the rules.
AKA: A more plausible response to the old Marriage Law trope than blind obedience.