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    A successful Apocalypse,
    A more caring God,
    Different universes, different stories.
    A second chance to do better.

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    2/?
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    In which Izuku develops a Quirk he can use to become a Hero. Nothing wrong with a bit (ok a lot) of trolling on the way right? Will he succeed? Will Katsuki keep his sanity? How long until Aizawa decides it's not worth it and quit? Who knows. I don't.

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    15,420
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Stroheim leaves the welcoming, warm and foreign streets of Morioh, searching for a new place to call home. Though, he doesn't know where to begin. Follow the cyborg-nazi in an epic quest across the modern world of 2 0 0 3, well known for it's WIRELESS SENSOR NETWORKS, FLIP PHONES, FREAKY FRIDAY and a few other things I think I'm forgetting.

    Our journey begins mere minutes after 'Stayin' Alive' (Which you should probably read, unless you wanna be confused as fuck. ((Now that I think about it, don't read it, it kinda sucks.)))

    Like I was saying, our journey begins mere minutes after Part 1 of this story, Stroheim's heading straight for Italy, the road there seems treacherous and dangerous. And mostly very long, but nothing shall stand before the peak of German Science and Engineering™.

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    Based off this incorrect quote

     

    General Grievous: HOW CLOSE ARE WE TO DESTROYING KENOBI?! MY ARCH NEMESIS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Maul: Wait- I thought I was his Arch Nemesis?

    Pre Vizsla: I think I'm his arch nemesis

    Ventress: It's more past memories, but same here.

    Dooku: Aren't I his arch nemesis or...?

    Grievous: you know what, we're all just gonna go ask him.

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    Y’all remember that one time when Uncle Luke zapped me into Kylo Ren’s spaceship to help complete his Redemption Arc™ and it turned out that Ben Solo and Matt the Radar Technician were all separate identities inside his head? And I fell in love with ⅔ of them, achieved said redemption arc, and everything was beautiful and nothing hurt?

    Well, Luke zapped ALL of us back to the real world… just in time for a global fucking pandemic.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    "How do you feel?"
    "Dizzy." Chat blinked. "Why am I in a leather onesie?"
    "Yikes." Ladybug frowned. "I think you should get a brainscan"
    "But what if it comes back negative?"

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    68
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Sherlock's been invited to his uncle's wedding. His uncle just so happens to be Stephen Strange . . . and the man he's marrying is Tony Stark.

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    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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    It's a modern Hidan/Orochimaru/Kakuzu story in which they're kidnapped at a science conference and stuck in the Amazon jungle for months. What else do you expect? (Multiple Oneshots)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    “N-not that! I want to try…” Akechi’s eyes wander up onto the pancakes, and Akira immediately understands what he wants.

     

    A pancake sex fic that I forced my gf (stxrgazer) to write with me <3 and she basically wrote 90% of it so thanks for doing the dirty for for me

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    1/1
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    After Peter and MJ both move into the tower during unfortunate circumstances, they are forced to observe the complete dysfunction and antics of the team on a day to day basis.

    basically all crack. and angst. Crangst if you will. Please enjoy and lower your expectations of me as a writer.

    If you are a little confused, there is further explanation in my other works for backstory.

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    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    9
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    Sadness permeates the air around them, bitter to the Professor's senses and they looks up from where they're perched on the bag, levitating the puppet into the air and ready to level a curse that ends bloodlines upon the camera man when Shane reaches out and catches the puppet.

    "Wow, the wind is crazy up here," Shane laughs, tamping down on his disappointment.

    The wind? God damned skeptics

    (Or, that time Annabelle ships two idiots hard enough to leave the Raggedy Ann doll to possess the Professor instead)

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    Everybody secretly has Feelings for Marinette, so they’re always asking her to do things for them. Because Marinette is Way Too Nice, she never turns them down and thus is too busy to spend time for herself. And with him. But mostly for herself.

    Luckily, Adrien, Good Friend that he is, does it for her one person at a time.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    It's literally the title. Itachi got the hots for Naruto!

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    Chapters:
    6/25
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    People favoured by the Force are never gone. But what of regular people?

    Featuring the adventures of General Hux (on the run) and the confused Ghost of Kylo Ren (Ben Solo) in illustrated technicolor.
    + company.
    + random unrelated afterlife musings.

    Language:
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    12,840
    Chapters:
    57/?
    Comments:
    621
    Kudos:
    365
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    Hyunwoo is on his way home one night after spending time in the gym. It’s late and he’s tired. He expects to just drag his body back to his apartment and fall asleep on the floor and wake up tomorrow with an aching body.

    What he doesn’t expect is to meet a stranger and not just anybody... an alien who’s been sent to earth to help increase the population of his home planet.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    78
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    Bookmarks:
    19
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    The story follows Tulip "Juri" Van Helsing, renowned vampire hunter with her traveling companion Father Drakul. Who are these two strangers? And why have vampires been spotted in North America? Was this the result of the Civil War? Regardless, Juri knows it must have something to do with the number on her hand.

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    Almost five years after the Battle of Hogwarts ended in Harry Potter's death and the triumph of Lord Voldemort, Hermione Granger and her surviving friends battle to keep hope alive in a post-apocalyptic world where Muggles now know about magic. Fighting alongside the wizards of Koldovstoretz and Muggle forces in a never-ending genocidal war, Hermione will find herself confronted with a choice that may restore the hope of victory to the free world, and present her with an impossible love.

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    119,375
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    4665
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    Willing to write anything for any fandom!
    There's more fandoms than those in the tags available, please read the full list in the first chapter!

    More information in first chapter <3

    I will be stopping at 100 chapters, aka 99 requests!

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    Chapters:
    83/101
    Comments:
    494
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    204
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Surely, any wizard who knows pureblood circles, knows you’re nothing to someone unless you can name their second cousin three times removed, as well as know exactly who in their family not to mention at dinner. Who was this Dark Lord’s second cousin three times removed? And why was he clearly not mentioning any of his family at dinner?

    Regulus realises he might have found a way to make the idea of his joining the Dark Lord as repugnant to his fanatical pureblood mother as it is to him. Unfortunately, especially when it comes to avoiding a war, we often meet our fate on the road we take to avoid it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Y/n is a feisty chick who some idiots fell for on accident. Read as these awkward teens try to navigate romance and drama as they come into there third year of highschool.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,319
    Chapters:
    6/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86

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