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    The tiniest ripple can create a tsunami the likes of which no one can predict. The ninth member of Nine's Own Goal never quits YGGDRASIL, only the clan, and everything changes—whether it be for good or ill. In their absence, Takemikazuchi never dreamed he'd have to take up the mantle of most responsible one while searching for their missing comrade(s).

    Alternatively: How To Handle Your Rightfully Megalomaniacal Guildmaster And His Equally Destructive Pyromaniac Enabler.

    [A series of non-chronological stories within the same universe/timeline, until Linear Fic is ready.]

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    3/?
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    6
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    1
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    After his boyfriend Jungkook had been missing for four months, Taehyung tried to regain a some normalcy.

    Part of his progress is adopting a bunny that reminds him of his missing loved one.

    Jungkook returns home after escaping his kidnappers, but not in his usual form.

    Previously titled ‘Under Control.’

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    Chapters:
    2/3
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    When Pete and James are out of the dorms... Sirius and Remus take full advantage.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    319
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    1
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    A modern romance, based on a kidswritejokes tweet.

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    214
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A avid collection of cracky possibilities that might have happened or could have easily happened in the ever bizarre adventures of the man and the crew of the future king of the pirates.

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    9,138
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    16/?
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    1
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    Where Chanyeol is a corrupt alcoholic cop and Kyungsoo is a depressed state prosecutor who snorts cocaine. Despite having history with each other, they despise each other and can never get along but still somehow end up in the other’s pants.

    Except for this time, they end up in shit which kills them and forces them to be together whether they like it or not.

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    85,878
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    96
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    171
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3935
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    A collection of imagines I've written for Ikémen Sengoku (the game) on Tumblr, in my description, excluding GIF and Image imagines. This work contains full-length fics at the start, then bullet-point style imagines toward the end.

    Note: In the chapter list, imagines are not ordered by date. They are ordered by the size of the groups involved.

    Chapter 1 is a chronological chapter list where you can easily find the latest content.
    Chapter 2 is a chapter list with the following setup, which also demonstrates how the chapter list is ordered:

    Fic section:
    SFW Fics (ALL WL, U-T, MISC, SW)
    NSFW (SW, MISC) Fics

    Headcanons+Reactions (Bullet-pointed) section:
    SFW (ALL WL, U-T, MISC, SW)
    NSFW (ALL WL)

    CHECK EACH CHAPTER FOR TRIGGERS BEFORE READING.

    Please leave feedback if you like - I love hearing from you guys to know what you think about what I've done well and where I can improve. However, that's long as it's constructive and gentle; unhelpful/harsh criticism is not welcome.

    Thank you very much for reading.

    All characters belong to Cybird Holdings. All copyrights remain with them. My works belong to me.

    Do not type up, claim, copy or repost my works.

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    175/?
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    The Seirin Baseball Club is determined to steal Kuroko from the Basketball Club. In the end, the two clubs form some sort of weird, strained custody partnership to keep the player from quitting both clubs.

    The Generation of Miracles don't know what to think. Akashi realizes he made a grave error.

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    6/?
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    60
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    "Unfit for duty.
    Apparently no amount of trying was ever going to be enough for them, for their unfair standards. They wanted to fight the aliens for the good of the planet, but oh, did they still have a long way to go when it came to fighting their prejudices.
    But as unfair as they were, those were the rules, apparently. And the rules said she was unfit for duty. Because of her…Condition, they called it."
    This is the story of an unsung heroine, who just like Leonard Church didn't have the chance to sacrifice in the Great War and lost a loved one. This is the story of a friendship. Of the truth about Project Freelancer.
    Her name was Henrietta. And she was a chicken.

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    Rubelia Hagritte has always felt out of place in the close knit magic community. Too big, too broad, and wrists ringed with an unseemly large set of soulmarks, the stares and sneers have dogged her since she was a girl. Over and over she was accused, framed and slapped down. Her wand, snapped on the barest accusation of misconduct from her pure blooded peers. The career she forged out of that tragedy on trial again and again and again. Through it all, the one thing keeping her head above water has been the support of her friend, mentor (and even surrogate father figure) Dumbledore.

    A friend who’s now dead, leaving the death eaters free reign over Hogwarts.

    Now, pushing 90, the half-giantess has finally been run out of magical world. Grabbing a portkey to parts unknown she arrives in the American midwest.

    Luckily for her, the small farmstead she ends up on in the american midwest has more than enough experience with weird.

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    1/?
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    1
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    "What do you MEAN you went into the forest?"

    "I, uh..."

    "You stupid fucking Deku! What did Aizawa-sensei say about going into that forest?"

    "Not to...?"

    "And what did your dumbass decide to do?"

    "...go into it...?"

    "I swear to fucking God, if you weren't the Prince I'd kick your ass into the middle of the fucking ocean."

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    14,340
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    32
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    ...And there was not much satisfaction to be had with that, unfortunately.
    Shinichi becomes a cat rather than a little boy when taking the poison. This changes... surprisingly little, actually.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Do you ever wonder what it's like when the U.A. faculty is on breaks? Your answers are here.

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    Dean unexpectedly receives a package with a fully functional hyper-realistic, sort-of-attractive and likable robot, named Castiel.

    Castiel adjusts to "civilian life" and is more than happy to learn about Humanity from Dean. Dean adjusts to having a robot that's more adorable than a metal man has any business being...

    Also, food will be featured heavily, whether or not it's actually important to the plot, or if it's because I always write when hungry, you decide. But I suggest making a sandwich before you sit down and read this. Trust me.

    Also all science, is psuedo-science, as I'm no scientist.

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    34,115
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    51
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    A Villain Rehab AU. Literally that's it.

    Don't take this seriously.

     

    [Feel free to join my new discord server! Feel free to just chat n relax~]

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    7,187
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
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    “Am I ugly?”

    Taehyung knows that the boy in front of him is drunk out of his mind, but that doesn't stop him from taking a long, thoughtful look. “You’re normal.” He tilts his head to the side. “Which is also a bad thing, because if you’re really pretty or really ugly, at least you leave an impression.”

    Alternatively: Kim Taehyung learns the hard way that he has no dignity whatsoever when he’s around Jeon Jungkook, but who cares because Jeon Jungkook isn’t dignified to begin with.

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    15,294
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    36
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    75
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1421
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    Most people would agree that Tony Stark is a genius. When Tony accidentally inhales an alien during a mission, Tony begins to wonder if that description still applied. Regardless, he’s getting that alien out of his brain, no matter what it takes. He’s not fond of his new internal judgmental pet that assigns a rank to everyone he meets.

    Stephen Strange comes seeking advice on how to defeat a tech-magic being. Instead he gains himself a follower. Literally. Tony Stark has to go where Stephen goes, because the alien thinks Stephen’s “the one”. Whatever the hell that means.

    But truthfully, Tony just wants some coffee without having to drag Stephen with him into the bathroom afterwards.

    This started as crack but quickly developed depth and a heart. It’s now a full-fledged fic featuring feels, angst and two smartasses falling in love. Updates every Saturday.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
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    A tight group of possibly illegal friends.

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    1/?
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    The world keeps pushing him, demanding, because what he did wasn't enough. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, but that wasn't enough, wasn't ever enough.

    Tony Stark was tired. But he had a planet to protect, even if everyone laughed at him whenever the prospect of alien invasions was brought up. He could count on one hand how many people he could trust, which was disheartening but then, what else was new?

     

    Or,

     

    In which Tony does not, in fact, intend to take over the world.

    ...unfortunately, everyone else missed that particular memo.

     

    [gradual divergence from canon, starting at the end of Iron Man 3. In which it's Tony's self-awareness, rather than his support system, that becomes a cryptid sometime during Phase II.]

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    108,233
    Chapters:
    35/?
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    Everyone makes fun of Kakyoin for having a crush.
    (It's not on Jotaro. Sorry guys.)

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    English
    Words:
    2,319
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    215

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