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We’re Partners (in Crime) by CrystalAzul
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, DCU, DCU (Comics), Gotham (TV), Suicide Squad (2016), Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Feb 2021
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Tony Stark, Dr. Strange, and Loki have been married for a decade. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy finally got their shit together, and got together! Then, Ivy and Loki's kidnapped kid is finally found! He was kidnaped by Ivy's scumbag sister this whole fucking time! Naturally, Hemlock Potter-Black jumped on the opportunity to leave. Once in Gotham, Hemlock meets his soulmate, Damian Wayne-Al Ghul. The two naturally fall for each other, fast.
Unfortunately, Damian’s family are the Bat-themed vigilantes while Hemlock’s family are the Bats enemies. Thankfully these teens are scarily possessive and remain determined to make their relationship work. So together they; keep Batsy oblivious, and attend; Hogwart and H.I.V.E Academy and Gotham Academy, all while moonlighting as heroes and villains.
Batsy is oblivious but others notice. Ace Spades is kinda nice and totally cool, for a villain. The new Robin is really shy but he's also kinda cool. Then they openly flirt, actually kiss, and are clearly dating?! The world falls in love with these Star-Crossed Soulmates. Keeping Batman oblivious to such a possessive relationship? It’s The Height Of Entertainment!!! Amidst it all, Dumbledore believes a new war has started.
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- Part 2 of Sneaking Around (With You)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,764
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 6
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We all pretend to be the heroes on the good side by Asimpforsoftboys
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Feb 2021
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Izuku thinks he might've been born under an unlucky star. Ever since he was born, his life has been utterly fucked up. He was taken away from his mother at the young age of four. Fast forward 10 years later there's a vigilante going around called Phantom. Every hero has tried to catch it but they only managed to slip away at the last moment.
Izuku's not exactly sure how things became to be. His father and cousin are have found him and tried to kill him and his (kids) students multiple times. He's teaching at UA. He also have 3-ish new adopted brothers? (all of them being older and taller than him.) Well might as well enjoy it as much as he can before he dies.
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A bitter and jaded Hermione Granger accidentally travels back in time twenty-one years to her first year of Hogwarts. Forget fixing the past, she just wants to make the world burn.
Too bad she's not the only one who traveled in time...
[Featuring: rage, revolution, and maybe even some romance.]
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The Glass Menagerie by The_Hypothesis
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Torchwood
24 Feb 2021
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“Where have you been, my friend?” He asked in the same cadence as eternity. “My home is practically filled with the tears I have shed from missing you.”
The Face of Boe gets a visit from the only other timeless entity that lives inside a glass world.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,093
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 2
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利威尔的梦中情人是在成人版“爱发电”上坐拥两千余发电人次的基圈网黄“文文子”。
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Then Schlatt walked onto the stage, he smiled broad and smug.
“Hello people of Manberg, today has been a historic day for our nation, the abolishment of tyranny and the rise of democracy. And in the spirit of democracy I have realized a flaw in my election, the fact that I never picked my own VP and since Quackity abdicated the seat I choose my own VP!” Quackity’s eyes widen, abdicate? He never gave up his seat! Why was Schlatt lying about that? But before his inner turmoil could be any further discussed the crowd burst into gasps and cheers from some but screams from others. He looked up quickly and saw who Schlatt replaced him with and he couldn’t believe it. George began to laugh next to him and his face broke into a smile.
“My and yours new Vice President Dream Wastaken!” -
Leviathan by shoyotheninja
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2021
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Shigaraki Izuku never intended to be a hero per-se. However, his quirk didn't exactly left him many options besides heroism. There was always the option to follow in his father's footsteps, but if the bastard didn't even acknowledge him as a son, he might as well rebel against him in any possible way.
And if Izuku decided that the best way to do so was to study under his father's mortal enemy to be the very thing his father hates the most? Well, then there's no blaming anyone but All For One.
OR: Midoriya is All For One's son.
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- Part 1 of Izuku in the Izuku-Verse
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The "Shrunken" Detective by greenMelonCube
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
24 Feb 2021
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Suddenly, an idea entered Conan's mind. (A very stupid idea, but an idea nonetheless.) He could pretend to be Kudo, saying his body had shrunk by this crazy drug from a secret organization.
(Basically Conan and Shinichi are not the same person, but Conan is still pretending to be him because he's insane).
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Taylor always wanted to be a hero, but she's found there are too many obstacles holding her back. As if her impatience and rebellious nature weren't bad enough, her power provided things like the disposable laser-goose. And there was no way that the PR Department would let that fly. Perhaps she wasn't cut out for the hero life after all?
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Scooby Doo and the Cyber Sleuth by ValidEclipse
Fandoms: Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Digimon - All Media Types
24 Feb 2021
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After graduation night at Crystal Cove high school, it seems like Mystery Incorporated is going to drift apart. They all knew it was going to happen at some point, but perhaps they thought solving mysteries together could push away the thoughts and make that not the case. But then, there it is looking them right in the face. Before all of them go to chase the rest of their lives in college, careers, trade schools, Mystery Incorporated has one more summer to solve one more mystery together, before retiring the Mystery Machine.
Aiba Takumi is a man on a short timeframe, existing as a digital body while his physical body is in the hospital, suffering from Eden Syndrome. Working with Kyoko to solve the mystery of Eden, Kamishiro and the Digimon and Royal Knights, Takumi works to restore his body when these two journeys collide
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“Excuse me miss?”
Keqing looks down to see a child.
“Where am I?”
Ah, thought Keqing, looking round at the room in the Jade Chamber that they were stood in, absolutely not Ningguang’s child. -
The Cursed Milk Aisle by LayingInTheRain
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2021
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“So, Uraraka-San, would you like to explain how this happened?” The officer started from the other side of the glass. She fidgeted with the handcuffs around her wrists before looking up.“I- I’m not really sure I can answer that. It just kinda did”
She rolled her eyes. “I don’t want to be here either kid. But you need to tell us how you and three of your friends ended up” she pulled out a clipboard and read off, “knocking over 11 shelves, setting the milk aslie on fire, putting a hole in the ceiling, and breaking two grocery carts.”
“It’s a really long story. But we didn’t mean to!” She defended.
“Uh huh.” The female officer said sarcastically. “Sure. Just start from the beginning.”
“Okay, well it started out with….
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Some Persona 4 x Hollow Knight Crackfic by danceinpurgatory
Fandoms: Shin Megami Tensei Series, Persona Series, Persona 4, Hollow Knight (Video Games)
24 Feb 2021
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The Investigation Team ends up in a weird forest and become bugs.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,878
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 16
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Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2021
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(oh my god they were roommates)
"Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness."
Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?
Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out? -
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How to court an Uchiha.
(By Uchiha Hikaku.)
Completely written and in the process of editing. Final chapter count is 205. Posts one chapter twice daily.
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- Part 5 of Courting Culture Confusion
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Eren Jaeger loved a lot of things. Those lots of things included his family, friends, teammates, but most of all: WOMEN. And Eren made sure everyone, including himself, knew this on a daily basis. He even made this a point to his best friend, Armin Arlert, who he ended up loving a little bit more when Armin agreed to be partners with him for their final chemistry project.
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The Curious Case of Shen Qingqiu by VermilionRain for anlee
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2021
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Shen Qingqiu knew he was the furthest away from happiness.
Sure, he was a peak lord crawling from the slums of a slave to an immortal. That does not mean he was happy, not with the rumors and distrust that floats around him like a second cloak. He is a man who does not know how to feel happy, only bitterness, vitriol-like anger, and deep jealousy. That was no way to live, even though he knew it.
Shen Qingqiu wanted to feel happy too.
When sent on a mission, Shen Qingqiu finds that his curiosity getting the better of him and the result might have him going into qi deviation by the end of it
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The Many Dead End Jobs of Bi-Han by EvenSpeedWeedisAfraid
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Mortal Kombat (Video Games)
24 Feb 2021
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Valentino's ego has sufficiently recovered from the attack on his Studios, so it's time to head on out again!
Unfortunately for him, everywhere he goes, he comes across the same snarky fucker.Noob Saibot really doesn't care for this very different afterlife he's been flung into recently.
Doesn't help that he has to deal with a stubborn Overlord at every turn.Series
- Part 17 of Hell's Yarns
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Baby Doll by Imjusthereforkiribaku
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Feb 2021
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Bakugou found a doll, it's a strange doll.
Note: even tho the work is called baby doll, kirishima is not a baby.
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A Jacket's Story by EdnaV
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Feb 2021
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A jacket tells their story. It’s also the story of their demon-dad and his angel. And of Bentley, of course.