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    Gideon had insisted on Harrow’s body remaining fully clothed, a pretense so absurd in light of the situation that Ianthe had struggled to suppress a laughing fit when Gideon first said it. But Ianthe had (mostly) been circumspect with her amusement, and later, when Harrow - no, correction, when Gideon was stumbling over her tongue, saying (in that voice with such a familiar timbre but completely unfamiliar heat) “please,” and “god,” and “I need-,” Ianthe had simply slipped the loose black trousers down around Harrow’s bony knees and let Gideon keep her tunic and robe. Ianthe is, above all things, self-possessed; she isn’t about to lose her hold on the chivalrous little cavalier now by tightening her grip too hastily. After all, without Gideon to toy with, how else is she supposed to pass the time on this lonely cruiser limping along through an even lonelier corner of space?

     

    This work can be read as a stand alone, but is a sequel to: first in the series
    And: second in the series

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    The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus is dead. But she might not have to stay that way.

    Gideon has a plan to bring Harrow back, but as with most of her plans, it isn't long before everything goes sideways. With the two of them stuck sharing Gideon's body, and Harrow's body being held hostage, they find themselves in a desperate race against time to get it back before Harrow's magic absorbs Gideon's soul.

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    the shadowsingress of the court of nightmares has returned after mysteriously disappearing a hundred years earlier, with seemingly no effect of time on her, no memory, and a flurry of new powers, it's on the inner circle of velaris to figure out what exactly happened on that island, and what dangers could be lurking beneath its helping charade.
    (NON-CANON COMPLIANT)

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    Harrow has two hands. Ianthe has two-ish. Gideon’s hands happen to be Harrow’s. The math checks out, probably.

    Gideon and Ianthe have a serious conversation about the past, but find the pleasantries unnecessary.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that a scion in possession of a dying House must be in want of a wife. Preferably one with resources. Harrowhark is a house scion in need of a wife. Gideon Prime has the universe at her fingertips. The only problem is: they absolutely fucking hate each other. No offense.

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    “I think I know how I can save us.” You said.
    “Okay.” I’m a grown ass adult, I have died before. I can use more than one word sentences god dammit!
    “Metaphysical thalergic temporal reconvergence.”
    “What?” Nailed it.
    "Time travel Griddle. Time Travel.”

    A kind of time travel fix-it fic with hopefully a happy ending.

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    6/?
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    POV Lobotomy ASMR (You Are A Grieving Nun) [soft spoken, personal attention, scalp brushing, tapping]

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    That freaky little bone nun shouldn't be allowed to have a love life, unless that love life includes one Ianthe Tridentarius. There's no one else on the planet or otherwhere who can match her for in wits, in panache, in sheer viciousness.


    Ianthe hates that Harrow has brought her date home to the apartment they share. Well, Harrow will hate that Ianthe is sitting there in the living room, watching.

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    When Harrowhark orders Gideon to travel across the country and help fix up the Emperor’s hometown farm, she reluctantly agrees. After arriving in Stardew Valley, nothing is as it seems. Is this really about fixing up a dumpy old town? Why are people going missing?

    The Stardew Valley x Locked Tomb AU nobody asked for.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus is a gifted young woman, applying for Classics at Oxford's Canaan College. She is also a practioner of magic, applying for the more secretive Thaumaturgic program, and is willing to do whatever it takes to pass. Including having Gideon pretend to be her familiar, despite their long, awful history together.

    But Gideon is not her familiar, and she is not any practioner. She is a diabolist, and if she is discovered it will mean far worse fates than simple failure. And can she really trust her fate to Gideon, when Gideon is a demon?

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    At first, she had slept. She’s not even sure how long it lasted; how can one mark time in the white blank bliss of oblivion? But then, the dreams had begun. Snippets at first. An alien ship, familiar faces; Ianthe’s disdainful washed-out loveliness, the dark, unassuming features of the Emperor Undying, the violently unwelcome Ortus- no, Gideon the First.

    And yet, Gideon’s (her Griddle, not that desiccated ass) roguish, lopsided grin is excruciatingly absent. Lucid dreaming is clearly a pernicious fiction, because Harrow can’t manage even for one brief instant to relive the certainty of those strong arms eclipsing her like gravity in the weightlessness of dense saltwater. In rare moments of clarity she finds herself wishing that, if the dreams weren’t to be of Gideon, they might cease entirely and leave her to rest in tranquil nothingness.

    They do not.

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    Currently updating so this can be read in tandem with the last several chapters of I will call you pretty darlin’: please follow posting dates OR read this after completing previous installment.

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    After a particularly intense meeting at a company Gideon and Harrow are interning at, they take to the bedroom to relieve the stress of the day.

    Things heat up pretty quickly from there.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    13
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    2
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    Oh, the annual Christmas party that Harrow hated everything about - other than the girl she went with. Meanwhile, Corona is cursed to seek the blessing of her sister's company.

    Chapter One is all Griddlehark, and Chapter Two is all Tridentarincest. They are entirely standalone: simply do not read the second chapter if you are not interested.

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    2/2
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    Harrowhark screamed. Tears streamed down her own face now. She could not do this. She absolutely and fundamentally could not do this. The reality of what she’d just witnessed hit her like a rapier straight to the chest. She thought her heart had been broken before. What lies she’d told herself…what a fool she had been.

     

    At the Winter Solstice, Harrowhark Nonagesimus is visited by three ghosts.

    OR:

    The Harrowing of Hell doctrine x A Christmas Carol mashup straight out of a nightmare.
    Set after the events of Harrow the Ninth.

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    Harrow, if you're still in there and able to follow my little updates, don’t worry. I’m not telling you this stuff because I intend to do anything (or let anyone else do anything) nefarious with your bits while you're away. If I did, it would mean conceding a major point to Ianthe. And if you don’t trust me purely by virtue of my own deep-seated ethical sensibilities, I hope you at least trust my pettiness enough that you can be sure I would never give Ianthe a chance to say ‘I told you so’.

    This work is a sequel to: first in the series, but can be read as a stand alone.
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Harrow wants to get her navel pierced. Gideon would rather die.

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    Harrow tackles the eternal question: does my cavalier hate me, or do I just need to go to sleep?

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    Ianthe would kiss Harrow’s lungs, if she could. Chill one of her eyes and pop it like a grape against her molars.
    It’s just that Harrow looks so fucking sad, all the time, it’s just like holding a blown-out eggshell, a blood-bubble caught in glass, and trying to remember not to squeeze. The inherent homoeroticism of blackmail. Something like that.

    She's maybe a little bit in love.

    They fuck about it.

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    1/1
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    20
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    The realisation disarms you and, with startling audacity, you reach out for her with your flesh hand to take her by the tricep, just above the elbow, and you draw her close. She goes without a fight. In that moment when your eyes meet, your muddied brackish blues and violets with her steadfast, unyielding black of raven feathers, you see a flash of trepidation, and then she is unreadable again.

    For a moment, you wonder if she will explode your heart within your chest for what you are about to do. Alas, you never did make good decisions inebriated.

    or, post-orgy dinner hallway scene, but take it two steps to the right.

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    She owed her home that much. She failed it. Any longer like this and her congregation would be refugees seeking solace on the nearest planet that would tolerate their presence. The fate of her House did not rest in her hands. Six years she ran things, and in those six years, Harrowhark did not have a solution to the natural entropy of death.

    At least, the solution that existed required more than just Harrowhark, more than just the Ninth and its sparse resources. If the Ninth were to survive, it would have to make itself more vulnerable than it was ready to be. Harrowhark would have to prostrate herself to the service of others.

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    140
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    14
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