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    Schlatt's had an...interesting life. He wouldn't call it good- not since he left his nomadic lifestyle to become a single father -but watching Toby smile is enough to recognize his life as purposeful. He might not own a mug that reads "Best Dad" or be able to hide the empty bottles of liquor in his closet, but he's come a damn long way from his first few years of parenting. He'll gleefully take the stress of unpayable bills and cold winter nights, anything to ensure both his and Toby's life remain as content as possible.

    But the Universe seems to have other plans in mind.

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    A Schlatt-centric fic that dabbles into the troubles of parenting a five-year-old in the slums of the Live Kingdom.

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    A reboot of "A Way Out"

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    What if Tubbo had noticed the mistake? What if the nuke had went where it was meant to? What if it had spread radiation anyway?

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    Hello hello! Welcome to my oneshot book! Here we do oneshots about minecraft youtubers but as Littles with Caregivers! I hope I do this right! We'll be doing the rules and requests in the first chapter! So let me know what you guys want to see.

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    50/?
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    “Villain members of the feared Syndicate Hermes and Lethe broke into Karl’s Library last night. President Schlatt spoke at a press conference a few minutes ago announcing it. The thieves stole three books written by Karl himself that are vital to our nation's security. Unfortunately, there was only this grainy security video of thieves fleeing the scene.” With that, the screen cuts to a video of two figures running away from the library with a satchel dressed precisely the same as Hermes and Lethe.

    Or The syndicate works to bring down a dictator of the Schlatt regime. They get the unlikely help in the form of a certain time traveler.

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    DSMP/MINECRAFT ANTIS DNI!

    Hi! Welcome to my oneshots. the fandom is Minecraft/DSMP. I do x readers as well, but, I don’t prefer them.

    Before requesting, make sure to read the rules!

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    Tubbo and Wilbur went to sacrifice Connor to XD to send Friend to Ghostbur.

    Something happened. Now a reunited family is on the run from an angry god.

    Wtf are they going to do now? Are they ever going to be able to go home?

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    And yes the title is ‘Model buses’- by Lovejoy.

    (And also this is my first fic )

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    When the Disc Confrontation doesn't quite go as expected...

    Tommy and Tubbo followed the compass right to Dream, they fought him, Tommy got the disc before all their stuff was taken, Dream took them down to his base underground, but then something went wrong- no... something went... different

     

    ...lol angst

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    You are reading a collection of reports from the Crowfather himself. It seems there was a bunch from his time at Hogwarts. What happened there? Read on to see what adventures he got into while at Hogwarts.

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    "Stop finding rhyme or reason behind all of this! All you have to do is curse, be cursed, and die."

     

    October 31, 2018. Gojo Satoru is sealed.

    The Pan-Atlantic Paranormal Research Institute is in shambles as a series of terrorist attacks topples any semblance of government in the country once called America. Curse activity reaches an all-time high.

    In this roiling ocean of people struggling amidst chaos, stowaway Tommy Steers finds warriors walking in shadow, a bloodline cursed in more ways than one, a rag-tag ring of friends and family bound together by heavy oaths...

     

    And a life?

     

    These involve the personas of the mentioned content creators and have no connection with their real-life selves. It will take liberties with a lot of the fanon. There will be no racy scenes involving the minors! Expect some level of squick with the older characters, though.

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    Part Two of the Home Again, Home Again series. Highly recommend reading Part One for any of this to make sense.

    Preface:

    Phil's children have been hurt. They know this about each other, and will do anything to prevent any of their siblings from getting hurt again.

    But something is coming, and none of them, not even their father, is prepared.

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    Part Three of the Home Again, Home Again series. Highly recommend reading the other two parts before this one for premium experience.

    Preface:

    The end is nigh.

    Let it come.

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    13/?
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    Ranboo has been the perfect child, they did everything their parents, and everyone wanted them to do, but it gets exhausting.
    They were gonna keep being the perfect child for all eternity until they met a pirate who will help them escape.

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    YOU GUYS WANTED IT AND I PROVIDE!

    Basically Charlie's a vigilante with Ranboo and he's adopting people left and right with no intention of stopping.

    Philza's done with his job, Technoblade wants to read in peace, Wilbur plays loud and angsty music at 2AM. Meanwhile Tommy and Tubbo both cause chaos. Charlie and Ranboo just want to make some money and help people out. Corpse and Connor don't know what's going on half the time, Sneeg is ultimate small boy and Purpled doesn't give a single fuck about almost anything going on-

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    Chapters:
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    Wanting to live a normal care free life, Philza's plans are ruined when King Dream forces him on a dangerous journey to kill the Ender Dragon in order to ensure his family's safety. Ranboo as his sole companion they must work together in order to save their loved ones and maybe even the world.

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    one shots with misfits? lunch club? smplive? AND dsmp? in 2022? yea so what im autistic read chap four with all the info on everything lol :p first few are agere becuz yea but i hope u enjoy !

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    5/?
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    Jschlatt has it all: a lovely girlfriend, a great group of friends, and less than a year left of high school. But, it all can be ruined like that.
    Wilbur Soot. The nerd who always is ready for class and has straight A's. How can he ruin Schlatt life?

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    4/?
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    3
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    The members of Hermitcraft and the members of the DSMP mysteriously start swapping places. Add to that, that the Hermitcraft Server seems to be glitching. New Friends and Enemies are made as everyone tries to figure out what is going on. Those who haven't swapped yet struggle to find a way to get their friends back. While those who have been swapped struggle to survive in a new setting as they try to find a way home.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
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    38
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    "Something big is going to happen. Something bad."

    Or, Tommy is a vigilante who goes by Anteros living in a house of heroes who barely notice him. Well, when he gains information about a dangerous plan happening at his family's workplace, he has no choice but to get their attention.

    Or, I wanted a Tommy-centric vigilante AU & bad family SBI with a dash of Origins so here we are.

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    1/?
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    Techno was a simple man with no interest aside making sure his father,brother,and nephew are safe that is until he saw a dying mer giving him a child making him see a new person to protect or more like a new son

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    Reposted as my account got deleted

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    English
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    10,319
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
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