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    In one last plan to try and fix everything, Naruto sends Kurama back to when he was a Genin.
    Kurama warns the other Bijuu, and then realizes something rather important.
    Naruto is six years old. Not a Genin.
    Stupid fucking Uzumaki.

    Or

    The one where Kurama got thrown back in time in an effort to stop Kaguya, landed in six-year-old Naruto's seal, and said 'Fuck you (Hiruzen, the General Konoha Populace, Danzo, Zetsu), fuck this (Naruto's treatment and general neglect), fuck your rules (not telling Naruto about parentage and such), i'll do it myself'

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    Tenzō leaned in closer, a sly grin on his face.

    "Well, you've been winding me up for so long. It's about time you sealed the deal."

    Kakashi remained silent for a few moments though mild amusement danced in his visible eye.

    "And if I say no?" he answered languidly.

    The brunette rested a hand on the other's thigh, his face somehow turning even more mischievous.

    "As if you would say no to me, senpai."

    -

    What starts out as new way to tease Tenzō quickly evolves into messy business.

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    Naruto was way faster than them, and he was just an eight-year-old kid. That was alright though, because Naruto was an awesome eight-year-old and he was going to become Hokage.

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    Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's and an intellect to rival his father. He really is a fox demon, though everyone tries to convince him otherwise, including the demon sealed in his gut.

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    “Medusa?” voice rough from disuse but seductive. He heard them gasp and whisper furiously. The youths seem to shuffle closer towards him. Odd.

    “It is what they call you,” the man took a bold step towards as well. “Means powerful female and transformation. Symbolize death, violence and rebirth, erotic desires. But you are no female.”

    “No.” Nevertheless, he is everything else.

    “But that does not deter the meaning bestowed on you.” huh, really kissing ass here.

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    Aftermath of the 4th Shinobi War

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    Kakashi knew for sure that he reached the end of the Road of Life™. He was going to die, and he was fine with that. He died with a smile, happy for the life he lived.

    Apparently though, the universe was either not done with him, or totally over him cause he was yeeted to a new world (possibly new universe).

    Cross Posted on Wattpad lol

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    Asura and Indra, Hashirama and Madara, Naruto and Sasuke, one was the sun and other the moon. Neither can exist without the other.

    or where Sasuke and Naruto remember their past lives and get the closure they deserve

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    What if Naruto's treatment was not normal throughout the elemental nations?
    AU in which jinchuuriki get the respect they deserve, but Naruto is still treated like an outcast, and the Kyuubi will make sure that Kushina’s child will not spend a day longer in the village that betrayed his family, sacrifice and entire clan then absolutely necessary, or his name is not Kurama.

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    What if the fight with Kaguya ended a little differently?

    What if Sasuke wasn't able to get over his hatred?

    What if, in their final battle, Naruto and Sasuke aimed differently?

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    Alternatively, what will happen if Naruto and Sasuke are give a second chance, along with way too much emotional baggage and unresolved issues?

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    Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto are the weirdest people Kakashi has ever met, and he's best friend's with Gai for god's sake. And somehow his students attract the weirdest, creepiest and most dangerous people ever. They're probaly going to them him (and themselves) killed before he's thirty. He's totally up for it.

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    He wasn’t completely sure as to how or when one pony-tailed Chunin became so intertwined in his life but he, right before Kakashi’s eyes, slipped his fingers through his chest and squeezed his poor innocent heart. Believe Kakashi, he was there, standing as an innocent bystander, completely helpless as Iruka did so.

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    Indra and Asura, the two sons of the Sage, whose feud brought on the war of Uchiha and Senju. The brothers, who could not let go of their ideals, even after death. Fighting, reincarnation and bloodshed - a vicious cycle, which continoues trough the ages.
    But, amongst the bloodiest of circumstances, the most recent incarnates gain the memories of their past lives. Unwilling to fight and seeking repentance, they swear to break the cycle forever and bring peace.
    But nothing is ever easy, in the world of shinobi...

    AKA, Naruto and Sasuke remember their past lives, and the current generations are unsure how to deal with this new and unexpected twist

     

    Hiatus due to writer block, but I´m NOT abandoning this

    Spanish transpation available HERE

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    "This," Tobirama told the grave. "Is your fault. A time traveler! It should be you dealing with this Hashirama, you'd at least find it amusing."

    He studiously ignored how it was him that started playing with Time-Space ninjutsu first. It was his brother's fault.

    Somehow.

    .

    "You!" Kama growled.

    Sakumo blinked at the, now, eighteen year old. "Me?"

    "I got a page in the bingo book," the teen said, apropos of nothing. "Do you know what they call me? The 'White Fang’s Blood-Soaked Shadow’."

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    “I can’t believe we’re back in time.” Sakura sourly pointed out, “One moment I was filing medical reports and the next? I wake up with a spoon shoved down my throat and I nearly choked because I was halfway through swallowing.”

    “Hn.” Sasuke agreed.

    She stood out menacingly, fist out ready to pounce. “If this was your fault,” she cracked her fists, “you understand?”

    Naruto nodded his head rapid fire.

     

    Long story short, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are thrown back into their puny, non-badass 12-year-old bodies.

    What do they do?

    Cause a riot, drive everyone insane and save the world.

    Kakashi was so proud of his students for restraining themselves.

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    Kakashi assumed he would be an alpha.

    He presents on a mission with his alpha teammates, but there’s just one problem...

    He presents as an omega.

    AKA Obito and Rin help Kakashi through his first heat.

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    After a freak encounter Kakashi finds himself in a most unusual situation: trapped outside his body unable to find a way back in. But the only glimmer of hope is in the most unlikely of people. Just who is Umino Iruka and what is his interest in Kakashi?

    (Originally posted on Fanfiction.net)

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    The name sparks a memory of a young Uchiha boy with a short pony tail, recently promoted to ANBU. "Uchiha Itachi?" Kakashi asks, not knowing why he's so curious about this little kid. "Is that your brother?"

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    Itachi blinks at the woman standing beside his hospital bed.

    “Hello, Itachi.” Her voice is soft, relaxing. “My name’s Nanami. I’ll be taking care of you from now on.”

    - AU in which Shisui was the instrument of the Massacre, leaving a six year old Itachi and a five-month old Sasuke as the last Uchiha.
    - A series of discombobulated chapters in the life of Itachi and Sasuke as they are raised by their aunt.

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    12/?
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    Being born in a new life and remembering my past life sucks, especially being reborn Naruto world, but that's okay, I'm cool, I'm chill, I'm TOTALLY FINE.

    Whatever. Roll with it.

    I'm not going to become a ninja (because I already tried and dropped out after a few years, and I would like to live past 22 this time, thankyouverymuch) and I'm not going to become one of those kick ass civilians from those fanfics either (I don't have the guts, even for something as small as that). I'm not even going to help raise Naruto because ew, small children, and he is very loud, and I'd rather not have the whole village shun me, and I totally can't.

    I'm just going to be that background character that you forget after 2 seconds, and I'm going to enjoy it.

    And I did.

    For a good 19 years of normal (-ish) life in the Naruto-verse.

    And then the vaguely familiar old man I'm having tea with disappears, and now I have 69 (hehehe) ROOT under my command, 42 (hehehe) of which are younger than me.

    Why me?

    Inspired by A cup of tea by dogsat4

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