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[podfic] you can sharpen your knife by reena_jenkins
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Aug 2022
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After an ambush reveals that Jaskier is plenty handy with his little dagger, Yennefer finds herself hot and bothered.
“You’re covered in blood,” says Yennefer.
“Yeah, that’s what tends to happen when you kill a man.”
“Not as such.” She gestures at her own pristine travel clothes, not a lick of spilled blood on them.
“I’m a little bit messier than you, Yennefer. We already know this.”
His bloodied grin sends a fresh surge of inexplicable heat through her body, and she’s dropping her sword to the dirt and stumbling towards him. The adrenaline from the fight is still high, her heart rate racing, and before she can second guess herself, she fists the front of his stained doublet to push him flat on his back and straddles his hips.
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Varieties of Exile by restless_witch
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
09 Aug 2022
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His mistake was building so much of his life around Geralt. He'd always been that way, wriggling himself in where he wasn't wanted: with the Pankratzs, Marx's damned lyrical club, the Cintran court. He did his best to maintain a clean break- carefully pulling his belongings from Roach's saddlebags, sewing his leg back up at the bottom of the mountain, avoiding any mention of wolf witchers, and escaping Rience on his own. // He's arse over tits indebted to Geralt. He doesn't even need to apologize when he's knocking on Jaskier's door at dusk clutching his child surprise.
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The eyes disappeared for a moment and Geralt felt like collapsing but the peephole didn't close. Instead after an endless minute, pale fingers poked out offering... something. Geralt took it and looked down at his own fingers. A real Nilfgaardian silver penny. A rare sight these days. Jaskier must have been checking for a doppler. // Geralt doesn't want to think about why he'd felt it was necessary.
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"She's called the Mischief Maker-" Jaskier thumped on the wall, "and she's not just a wagon Geralt. She's my home now. My livelihood. All wrapped up in one and I won't let you part us. She's on wheels Geralt." -
The Blood on my Hands (i made them for you) by WhereDoYouWantMe
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
26 Jul 2022
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He's still drunk; just barely standing when Yennefer barges through his door and says that she needs his help.
It's Ciri, she says and Jaskier’s heart sinks.
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Jaskier spent 20 years following Geralt around the Continent. He knows how to make a potion. -
Without Song by sofancydancy (Lthien)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Jul 2022
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Where: Emhyr begins to get desperate to find Ciri--as well as for a weapon that he believes will change the war in Nilfgaard's favor...the trials. Too, visions have brought him to Jaskier and he decides that the bard is a major part of Nilfgaardian victory, if he survives.
Aka: Jaskier is turned into a weapon -- a new age of Witcher, corrupted by Nilfgaard.
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Getting to Know You by JaskiersWolf for thecaskofarmadillo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jul 2022
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The last thing Geralt wanted was to have a useless bard following him around... only Jaskier might not be as useless as he first thought.
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- Part 107 of Canon Era Geraskier Prompts
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never danced like this before (we don't talk about it) by synergenic (Losseflame)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Jul 2022
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Five months before the mountain—the event that occurred upon it takes on an eponymous quality, after the fact, both because it makes the memory rather more poetic than it would be otherwise and also, conveniently, makes said memory easier to ignore—Jaskier killed a man. It wasn’t the first time he’d done so, as he mostly traveled alone when he wasn’t travelling with Geralt and he’d spent the early years of his adolescence on the streets of Oxenfurt besides, and every so often needs must. It was, however, the first time he’d killed a man whilst travelling with Geralt, on account of Geralt’s lovely ability to murder or maim a great number of things in a small window of time.
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What if when Witchers were made they had a companion, someone to tend to their wounds, someone to love them and not judge them for something they can’t control? When Witchers were first made they were given an equal someone to travel and face all their trials with, these beings are familiars.
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panacea by Benevolent_Atlas31
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Jul 2022
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There’s an investment value, he reasons once, in healing.
+ or, the one where Jaskier decides to travel the continent by himself and learn medicine after Geralt leaves him on the mountain. He’s happy to have something to do, to be useful — to not be stuck under Geralt’s thumb anymore.
(He is happy. He is. He swears.)
Too bad Geralt doesn’t get that memo.
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Geralt of Rivia took much pleasure in sleeping in, covered in warm bedsheets and a pillow to nestle into. He was never much of a snoozing Witcher until he found Jaskier, a man of many talents, including the ability to make him feel so many things. Excitement, awe, fun, tiredness, self-respect and love. He’d fallen for Jaskier far harder than he ever expected.
Which led to today.
Or, the beginning of Jaskier's epic plan: Introduce Geralt to the world of gaming.
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- Part 1 of Geraskier Games Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,477
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 67
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Now that Jaskier has survived the absolute shitshow that was his latest round with his bad-luck curse, Geralt is determined to break it. If only it were that easy.
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- Part 2 of O' Lucky Day
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in which Geralt compares himself to an old tom cat and it's more accurate than he's willing to admit by Himrqwerty
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Jul 2022
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Geralt and Jaskier are surprised by a starving royal wyvern. Even though Jaskier didn't have time to prepare to take care of Geralt while he comes down from the potions, he takes care of Geralt. Geralt loves him so much, but the poor guy doesn't know how to act on it.
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The Bard-Witch of Bobrza Bog by foxy_jambread
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jul 2022
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Adaon has been trying for about, oh, a century or so to bring her witch and her Witcher together. They’re both remarkably dense for such luminous beings, and surprisingly resistant to the call of the soul-bond she’s been nurturing between them, but no one has ever said she wasn’t stubborn, and she’ll be fucked if she’s going to let them keep on all lonely and miserable. Not if she can help it.
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The one where Jaskier is a witch, Geralt just rolls with it, and Roach is probably not just a horse.
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The Bite of Winter by FilthyPagan, SecondhandDemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 Jul 2022
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Jaskier parts with Geralt to take a position at a Baroness' estate for the winter - and for the first time in three years, he has Geralt's promise to meet him again in the spring.
But when he arrives not only to find his rival, Valdo, but three vampires?
It's going to be a long winter.
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.Jaskier arrived in Crowhaven with a rock in his shoe - one that, no matter how many times he shook it out, seemed to reappear not ten minutes later.
Crowhaven stood at the road's end, a small but dense collection of houses dedicated to supporting the farmers who tended the fields around them and the manor that overlooked them from the hill - and his final destination.
A shiver ran up his spine in a mix of nerves and excitement. Or maybe that was the chill.
Smile on his face, he stepped into the warmth of the inn, and froze.
There. Standing with his elbow on the bar and flirting with the innkeeper, resplendent and repugnant with his golden doublet, golden curls, and silver tongue.
Valdo. Fucking. Marx.
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Love Run by Shunokiikunn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
03 Jul 2022
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“Run” He growled
“If the spell only makes you attack the people you love, I’ll be fine”
“I’ll stay here and keep you from attacking anyone you actually love”
“I love you!” Geralt snarled, The tree he was leaning against splintered under his fingers.
“Now RUN”
Prompt by @maggie.reads on Tik Tok that ran away from me.Series
- Part 1 of Kaer Morhons Need an adult
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The Waves We Sail by JaskiersWolf for Officer_Jennie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Jul 2022
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Pirate captain of the Chameleon, Dandelion, meets the fearsome witcher pirate captain, Geralt of Rivia, their mission? Seduction.
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- Part 50 of Gerlion Tumblr Prompts
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"My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."
Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."
"Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."
Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.
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- Part 1 of Bring Me Home
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Much to Geralt's disappointment, Jaskier continued to turn down invitations to winter at Kaer Morhen. But Oxenfurt paid good coin for teaching winter courses and someone had to make sure the duo had the money for food when the monsters got scarce.
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Your Smile Tells Me I’m Safe by BorealLights
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Jun 2022
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The journey from Cintra to Kaer Morhen takes a long time, and Ciri doesn’t trust the bard Geralt sent to accompany her… at least, not at first. It doesn’t take long for him to worm his way into her heart, and she sees him for who he truly is.
Five times Jaskier took care of Ciri, and one time somebody finally took care of him.
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Suggestion by kitdubhran
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
13 Jun 2022
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Aiden wonders something. And asks Jaskier about it.
They’re going to have to find some time alone now.
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- Part 25 of Awakening
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Five lies Jaskier told Rience when he was being tortured for information about Geralt, and one truth."I don't know where they are, I don't know where they're going, and I don't know why you're doing this to me!"
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- Part 1 of Trifecta