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    Geralt has been wandering the plains alone, riding the Path, as is the life of a witcher. Years spent killing monsters and protecting ungrateful settlers from monsters as they travel further and further west searching for their manifest destiny.

    In one ramshackle town just like the rest, he meets a young man named Jaskier who sticks up for him despite him being a witcher. They end up making a speedy getaway out of town, thus starting their decades long journey of wandering the Continent together.

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    What is it witchers dream of? What in this world do they want more than anything? Geralt didn't even know until he walked into the den of an unknown mutation and ended up trapped in a dream with his heart's one true desire; Jaskier.

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    Lambert loses his eyesight after a contract. He spends a week–maybe even two–wandering the streets of Novigrad, unable to navigate his way to safety and food because of the noises, smells and dangers of a human settlement. Thankfully, destiny plays her hand, bringing Eskel and Jaskier to his side just when he needs them the most.

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    Yennefer runs into Jaskier two years after they separated from Geralt, and the sparks between them ignite. When Jaskier goes missing after their clandestine affair, Yennefer is honor-bound to find him - and brings him to Kaer Morhen for the winter to heal. But of course, with Geralt around, healing won't come easily. The trio has until the snow thaws to figure out what to do with their fresh revelations and old regrets.

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    Where: Emhyr begins to get desperate to find Ciri--as well as for a weapon that he believes will change the war in Nilfgaard's favor...the trials. Too, visions have brought him to Jaskier and he decides that the bard is a major part of Nilfgaardian victory, if he survives.

    Aka: Jaskier is turned into a weapon -- a new age of Witcher, corrupted by Nilfgaard.

    *This is gonna be a long ride of angst and hurt/comfort. Buckle up!

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    A collection of drabbles, written for the Monstrum server weekly challenge.

    #3 Exciting, Energizing, Epiphany

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    Jaskier watched it all, with the same emotionless, empty gaze, moving not a single finger to help.

    He watched the horde of Ghouls part for the larger Alghoul, making way for him to issue the killing blow.

    All the while, Jaskier kept watching, motionless, as the Alghoul stalked towards the unconscious Witcher.

    His pounding, frenzied heart the only sign betraying his otherwise calm exterior.

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    Inspired by a tumblr post by @darkverrmin:

    Geralt keeping an eye on Jaskier after the mountain, following him silently and making sure he's okay. Geralt finds himself fighting and killing a lot of men and mercenaries who try to hurt Jaskier.

    Jaskier has no clue.

    After a few months of this, Geralt realizes in horror that it wasn't he who was endangering Jaskier, while they were traveling together. It was the bloody fucking opposite. The cheerful, bubbly bard had more enemies than all of the kings Geralt ever knew, combined.

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    Jaskier finds Ciri just after a sorcerer from Nilfgaard has cursed Geralt—together they need to find a way to break the curse.

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    Geralt is injured on a hunt and confesses to Jaskier, thinking that this is the end. Jaskier is pissed.

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    A Mandalorian. Of course. It all made sense. That apprehension to show his face, the T-shaped visor, his armor... Jaskier retracted his hands as if he'd dipped them in acid.

    He recovered someone from an acient clan of warriors.

    His initial awe was brief, though.

    "Wait! I don't care who you are!", Jaskier bellowed, loud enough enough to make the seasoned fighter flinch. "You're dying and I'll help you, whether you want it or not! I don't care who you failed or what your mission is. That stupid helmet's gotta–" He completed his monologue with an undignified yelp because a laser beam flew right by his face and missed him by a hair's breadth.

    ______

    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a musician found an injured Mandalorian under the strangest circumstances possible. An encounter which would change both of their lives. The universe *did* work in mysterious ways, after all...

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    By his understandably shoddy memory, Jaskier had died over 1300 times since he first drew breath several hundred years ago.

     Somehow, none of those deaths ever seemed to hurt as much as the dreams of Geralt.
    ___________________________________

    Or, the Old Guard AU no one asked for, but I wrote.

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    When Geralt doesn't meet Jaskier as planned, he is forced to go looking for him. It's just as well Jaskier is a spy and master of his craft in his own right, perfectly capable of being the knight in shining armour rather than the idiot in distress for a change.

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    Lieutenant Julian Alfred Pankratz of the Imperial Army shot bolt upright in bed at the beeping of a comm.

    His free hand scrambled for it, caught up in the tangle of blankets that he’d not quite deigned to return after his assignment to that blasted ice planet, muttering curses to himself to try and clear the grogginess from his voice as he fumbled his way to the device.

    “Shit, shit, shit, shit- Hello, Lieutenant Pankratz, what is it?”

    A familiar voice rang through the comm. “Congratulations, Lieutenant.”

    “Congratulations?” Julian asked, biting back a yawn as he sat up, back straight as a steel rod, as though his posture would compensate for the fact that he was, in fact, still in his underwear, tangled up in a blanket, in his bed, as he spoke to his commanding fucking officer.


    The inception of a rebellion fighting against the Galactic Empire is no surprise. Less expected, of course, is where local head-up-his-arse Imperial officer Julian Pankratz’s loyalties ended up lying.

    But that’s just part of the intrigue.

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    When Jaskier was taken prisoner by Nilfgaardian forces, he hadn't expected to leave the whole ordeal behind him with a baby monster in tow.

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    Agent Geralt really can't stand his handler, agent Jaskier. He hates him so much! Can't stand his eyes and his smiles and his idiocy. He absolutely hates Jaskier. Definitely.

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    Jaskier sat on that rock, confessing his love. He tried to promise he'd be better, tried to coax him into a much needed rest. But as he handed his heart over, Geralt tossed it right off that mountain. And then, Geralt made it clear that he wasn't even interested in being friends. So he left, and stumbled into Lambert, broken and grieving over Aiden's death, only days before they were supposed to meet.

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    Geralt’s pissed off the wrong noble this time. They’ve hardly stepped foot in the city before they’re dragged unceremoniously to his front door, and when Geralt refuses the contract, things get messy quickly.

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    Jaskier has been called many things, a famous bard, viscount to a land he never wished to see again, lover to any and all, yet once it was all said and done he only ever had eyes for the Witcher he followed.

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    More than a year after the disastrous dragon hunt and its aftermath, Geralt needs rescuing, and Jaskier may be the only person who can manage to free him.

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