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    Well. That’s one Friday night activity I wasn’t expecting.

    A male figure, late-20s-to-early-30s judging by the smell of their blood, is dismembering a body and throwing the parts into the river.

    This could be fun, Alexi thinks.

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    Having recently resigned from his job at Joja Corporation due to a scandalous affair he’s had with his previous line manager, Reese Bennett finally decides to move into the farm his late grandpa had left him years before.

    Still way too used to the manipulative and toxic environment of his previous life in the city, Reese struggles internally of staying pleasant and civil. He still gets petty and vindictive sometimes, so what? He, at least, expects a dull new life. And no romance. At all.

    Turns out, though, Pelican Town is nothing if not full of surprises.

    *

    (New chapter every weekend)

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    16/?
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    For Flufftober 2021. Homophobic asshats are everywhere. And Wilson's got a mouth on him.

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    1/1
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    4
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    21
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    4
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    Draco's sentence seemed a never-ending drag of groundhog days and melancholy. Ten years of isolation as a means of punishment hadn't sounded nearly as bad as the threat of Azkaban, but he hadn't considered just what that entailed.

    Phone call after phone call invariably ended with a sigh and a extended series of beeps. Until one call, one unexpected call, hauled Draco from his monotony and back to life for the first time in years.

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    38,169
    Chapters:
    11/11
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    5
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    33
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    5
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    Sam and Jack are given a mission to track down missing scientists and the alien technology they have stolen only to run into another agency entirely when they stake out the thieves

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    5/14
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    5
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    An Existential Fairytale


    A woman awakens in a strange and unfamiliar body to find herself in the dangerous realm of Eorzea, with no knowledge of who she is or how she got there. When she meets an oddly-familiar, heroic traveler teaching an obscure, mystical sword art, she joins him in a series of escapades and humorous misadventures to learn his unusual style of magic, help him solve a mystery from his past, and regain her memories.


    Eventual spoilers: RDM & MSQ thru 4.0

    Who will likely enjoy this story the most: Anyone who grooved to "The Guardians of the Galaxy Awesome Mix vol. 1", got most of the references in "Ready Player One", and was disappointed by "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies".

    Who will get the most authentic experience from it: Anyone who hasn't played FFXIV before &/or has a hazy memory when it comes to movies and other popular culture from the past 8 decades. If this is you, just go with it. Hope you're comfortable with recurring déjà vu.

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    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1979
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    Part II of the Time Circuits Trilogy. The future is not what it seems, and the present depends on repairing the past in order to prevent a paradox. But navigating the space-time continuum is no longer just life-threatening for Doc, Marty, and Emma – it's life-altering.

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    5,841
    Chapters:
    2/20
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    7
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    2
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    Gregory House is a misanthropic bastard with trust issues, who doesn't do feelings. But he's pretty sure he's in love -- or lust -- or something anyway -- with his best friend. Life is funny, in a not-funny way.

    A multichapter Hilson fic....positive Hilson ending eventually but a bumpy, twisty road getting there, so buckle up.

     *UPDATE* -- Here's a link to the Spotify playlist of all songs used in this fic to date. The playlist will be updated as new chapters are added. Happy reading/listening!
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/76B4n4UUncNYJG8scmKqVc?si=e5cd5de147924fb5

    Thanks as always for reading, and feedback and comments are welcomed.

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    36/?
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    25
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    For Flufftober 2021. House and Wilson try to outdo each other to impress someone. It all ends well.

    Series
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    English
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    2,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    Loki makes a split second decision that changes everything. Little by little he finds his place in the universe, and Mobius’ arms, as he slowly learns that he is worthy of love. Well, with some help from the friends he meets along the way.

    This can technically be read alone, but I do strongly recommend reading Love, and Other Lies first.

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    73,225
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    158
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    321
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    Studying abroad, Barry Allen was hoping for a fresh start, and got one when he met the Doctor. Join them as they travel through time and space, save planets, rescue civilizations, defeat terrible monsters, and do an awful lot of running. Seriously, there's gonna be an outrageous amount of running involved. No Flash knowledge required.

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    34/?
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    12
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    17
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    When the King accepts a petition, by law he must attend the eldest petitioner first, and he must attend her until her petition is fulfilled or she withdraws it, howsoever many appointments become necessary.

    The Great King Ganondorf Dragmire, however, is the Law. His ruthless glory forged entire legends and his reign reshaped the world.

    It is written that the petition of loatta vaisa Nialet avadha Davayu was many years in tending.

    This is her story.

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    Chapters:
    63/?
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    For Flufftober 2021. House and Wilson, alone at the holidays, invite a few colleagues over for dinner. Things do not go according to plan.

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    “So how’d you get into the kidnapping business?” You ask casually from the backseat.

    “Nope. We’re not doing that, we’re not talking, we’re not having a heart to heart. You’re going to shut up and act hostage.” Bucky says firmly. He’s not about to let this car become Oprah’s couch. Not now, not ever.

    A moment passes before you speak again. “Why, you gonna turn this car around?”

    “For Fuck-” Bucky yanks the car into the offshoulder and abruptly turns in his seat, within seconds he’s got the blindfold in his fist, staring into wide unblinking eyes.

    “Listen.” He practically hisses, “I don’t know what you think this is, but need I remind you you’re the hostage in this scenario.” Bucky waits for an inkling of acknowledgement, a small slow nod.

    “Then, shut the fuck up!”

     

    Bucky Barnes is hired to abduct and deliver Adopted Stark!Reader. Things don't go to plan. Hijinks Ensue.

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    24/30
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    For Flufftober 2021. Ridiculous Hilson fluff. House, Wilson and the ducklings attend a corporate retreat in Tucson, Arizona. Shenanigans ensue.

    Actually Parts 14-16 of the Flufftober 2021 series.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    21
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    3
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    Rey Niima has longed for Ben Solo’s affection ever since she was a child, but now that she’s about to graduate high school, she’ll settle for any kind of acknowledgement, good or bad. Rey knows she’s tempting fate by provoking Ben with all the charm of an enraged porcupine, but what happens when she goes too far?

    “Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” -Vivian Greene.

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    15,953
    Chapters:
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    273
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    49
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    "So let me get this straight. You want me to give YOU state-sanctioned secrets about our biggest enemies, so that you can presumably fight them, in exchange for the legal handover of Yoshiwara? Are you... " Nobume took a deep breath, and counted to three. "... insane?"

    "Think about the taxes, commander," he reminded her."And no. No I'm not."

    Nobume could already taste the gin and tonics after the end of this meeting. "Get the hell out of my office, Kamui."

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    14
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    3
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    One year after the Advent, the crew of the Van Eltia finds Eizen floating among the flotsam of a shipwreck on their way to the far continent. Aifread decides to take the stranger in, but such a journey is fraught with hazards even for those not afflicted by the Reaper's Curse, and this particular Reaper is growing far more attached to the pirates of the Van Eltia--especially their dashing captain--than he'd like.

    (In which Eizen finds a home aboard the Van Eltia...and with Aifread.)

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    96
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    11
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    Written for Flufftober 2021. House and Wilson decide it's time to go public at work.

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    1/1
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    4
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    45
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    3
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    Running low on credits and options, you return to Nevarro to look for a job from Greef Karga. There, you meet an impassive Mandalorian, and a strained partnership ensues.

    Secrets are divulged and hidden, while two people who have been alone their entire lives are drawn slowly together.

    (Din Djarin x Female!Reader)
    I DO NOT GIVE PERMISSION FOR THIS STORY TO BE COPIED, REPOSTED, OR TRANSLATED.

    [To avoid spoilers, tags will be updated as the story progresses.]

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    English
    Words:
    128,617
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    966
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    1526
    Bookmarks:
    313
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