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    Nicky thought that what he'd seen in the Great War—the so-called "war to end all wars"—had scarred him. He saw, too, that it had had a devastating effect on Joe. "Shell shock" was what the doctors were calling it: the dreadful nightmares that sapped the man he loved of so much of his energy and all his joy until he began to see himself as a ghoul trapped in a dead man's body. Nicky would agree to try anything to help the man who now believed his unending life was a curse—even hypnosis.

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    A hundred lifetimes ago, Nicky had consented to grant his lover power over his body in exchange for forgiveness and comfort. Nicky understood that Joe wished to help him. Joe understood that Nicky would need some guidance to help him meet his body's basic needs—like sleeping, eating, bathing, and fucking. Joe did, however, expect Nicky's compliance with his orders.

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    Joseph, Nicolas, and Sébastien were supposed to join Andréa in the Languedoc once they'd settled their business with their contact in Grenoble. For a week now, Sébastien had also been doing business with les filles in Grenoble. Apparently, les filles de joie—sex workers—in this small town nestled in the French Alps knew how to please a man—and keep him coming back for more. As Sébastien took great pleasure in regaling Joseph and Nicolas with stories of his nightly exploits, how Marine or Mathilde or Marie-France took him in hand and rode him to completion, Nicolas saw how it piqued his lover's interest and began to worry that he might also wish to visit les filles.

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    They've finally found Sebastien Le Livre, and he's a wreck. In deference to their new companion's mental state, Nico and Joseph try to avoid - ah, certain activities. It works for about two weeks.

    Inspired by a KinkMeme prompt.

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    Nicoló di Genova glanced between the two men arguing over him. If this negotiation were to end poorly, the trader would either ransom him to the highest bidder or abandon his sorry carcass to die from exposure in the desert. If it were to end—well, another way, the Fatimid warrior—Yusuf—who had been tracking his movements for weeks since the siege at Antioch would finally get his hands on his body. As the men haggled over the price of his ransom, Nicoló commended his soul to his God and all his many saints.

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    Nicky and Joe always had each other, they are destined to be together. It couldn't possibly be any other way, right?
    Wrong. The immortals are destined to meet each other, but the relationships they build are entirely up to them. All relationships require work.

    Nicky and Joe are in love. Yusuf and Nicolò are most definitely not. Somehow, the four of them have just traded places...

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    There can be no misinterpretation or confusion on Yusuf’s part when what Duke Nicolò says is “But I didn’t want a husband, what does my brother think he’s doing?”

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    Nicky’s eighteen and ready to punch his v-card. Joe responds to his Craigslist ad.

    Featuring: Intimacy as foreplay, Nicky bluescreening as Joe sucks baklava off his fingers, and Nicky losing his virginity with non-penetrative sex.

    “Very bold of you to not ask for pictures.”

    Nicky makes a face. “I’ve seen enough penises to last a lifetime. You didn’t send any either.”

    “You didn’t ask.”

    He shrugs. “What it looks like doesn’t tell me if you will treat me kindly.”

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    “If she had been a lesser woman, she might’ve fainted at the sight of him.”

    After dying and inexplicably coming back to life, Booker returns home to his wife and children in Marseille.

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    Nicky doesn’t need to open his eyes to know that he’s been taken in his sleep.

    The persistent ache in his back tells him first, then the absence of the shorts he knows he’d worn to bed. If that weren’t enough, the unmistakeable smell of sex permeates the room, heavy and lovely and lingering.

    With an amused hum, Nicky slowly blinks himself awake. He’s still on his stomach, his preferred way of sleeping, and there’s a copious amount of drool darkening the light blue pillowcase beneath his cheek. It’s much more than usual, which means that whatever happened must have been very, very good.

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    When Nicky passed Andy the piece of baklava, he knew that if he should lose the bet his arse was grass. Booker would accept a handful of euros as a pay-off. Joe, he knew, would accept nothing less than his body's complete and total surrender.

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    Nicolò always does everything he can to make sure Yusuf was never in any sort of pain. But this time whilst in 16th century, they're pulled into torture together.

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    Nicoló di Genova watched Yusuf saddle his horse with trepidation. Though he'd never learned to ride in Genoa, he'd been assured that he would grow used to it as they travelled the Levant. When Nicoló did ask Yusuf for riding lessons, to help him with his seat, he never imagined it would involve a modified saddle.

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    Inspired by this prompt and subsequent comments: Joe/Nicky - Joe is the trophy husband

    Nicky comes from old money and Joe is an actor. They fall in love. (or do they? the trashy tabloids love to speculate)

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    “Yusuf, you may have cleaved my flesh from rock, but you did not shape the contours of my heart.”

    After Nicolò tells Yusuf that yes, he is indeed the sculpture Yusuf made long ago come to life, they discuss their relationship.

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    Andy spends an afternoon licking honey off Quynh.

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    The figure throws back his hood to reveal a human face, pale-skinned, with a beaky nose, wide grey-green eyes, and a curious smile. It is – almost – the face Yusuf has seen in his dreams, more times than he can count, ever since, young and reckless and far from home, he bargained his way into magical power.

    (Or: what happens when you’re a Lawful Good Warlock and your Archfey patron gets annoyed that you multiclassed into Bard)

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    “It’s been eighteen months!” said Quỳnh. “First Joe's new boyfriend is a doctor and working shifts, then he doesn’t use social media, then he’s studying in Manchester, then he’s shy and doesn’t like photos – it’s getting transparent. I’m almost embarrassed for Joe.”

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    Joe and Nicky finds a drunk unconscious Booker and have their fill.

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    There was just a tiny bit of self imposed pressure but she was getting this done because Booker’s mouth was a godsend and he deserved a nice blowjob in return.

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