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    All of my drabbles and one shots together in one handy place, thank you for reading this and joining me on my adventure.

    I love writing, if you have a request let me know.

    **I plan to aim for an update every Tuesday between 6pm and 11pm UK time**

    Also if I'm particularly happy with something I've, it normally gets posted separately as well as being here!

    Current chapter:
    What ever happened to a simple hello?

    Current chapter summery:
    Some introductions can be downright unexpected.

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    29/?
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    Everyone has another half of their being. Sometimes, destiny plays a part in the way two halves of a whole meet…based on this Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Basically, Middle Earth has soulmates: two people who are perfect for each other bound together romantically. They are a romantic ideal that everyone wants to have. This may be a rare thing or the norm, leaving that up to the writer. The way that you know someone is your soulmate is that if you write something on your arm (or elsewhere), until you wash it off, the other person can see it on their arm (or equivalent appendage).

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    10/?
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    Sometimes the only soul that can mend a broken heart is the one that broke it. For they are the ones holding all the pieces. – Patti Roberts.

    After the BotFA, Bilbo leaves Thorin and returns to the Shire. A few months later, two of their companions come knocking at his door…

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    6/?
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    这一幕本来应该拍起来很容易的。没有临时演员,没有沉重的道具,只有互损的Thranduil和Thorin。

    但他没想到,这场戏会这么跟他过不去。

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    They told him not to go into the water.

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    1/1
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    Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
    It happens even in the best of families —Bilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacough—, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.

    It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.

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    Porn Industry AU. Azog and Bilbo are porn stars and the film they are starring in might not look out of place as a non-con/dub-con fic. But their on-screen personas are nothing like their off-screen personalities. Bilbo is the sassiest star there and doesn't take shit from anyone and Azog is working his way through a university degree.

    Featuring: Everyone and the Kitchen Sink. (I lied--the sink only makes a cameo.)

    Health and Safety: It is advised that food and drink should not be consumed during reading. Fanfic writers are not liable for damage to keyboards.

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    7/?
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    "When Bilbo first sees the Arkenstone he sees a Hobbit Chrysalis (not the Arkenstone), and doesn't realize what it is. It's not until they have two armies at their door and he's talking to Balin that he realizes that all this time he's had the one thing that Thorin looks for, so he digs deeper to find out if giving him the Chrysalis would help."

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    1/1
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    14
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    Legolas worries for Gimli, but Gimli is quick to reassure him.

    Originally written for Hobbit Kink Meme.

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    From a kink meme prompt found here: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/3138.html?thread=3848770t3848770

     

    During Thorin's recovery after the Battle of Five Armies no one has seen the hobbit and everyone assumes he's long gone. Which isn't what actually happened.

     

    Somehow, the Bilbo managed to get lost in the corridors of Erebor and (probably by a blow to the head) lost his memory. Not knowing where or what he is, only that he's small and cold, and doesn't like loud noises, he hides in the farthest walkaways of the kingdom, stealing food whenever he can and hiding from the dwarves who are big and loud and scary to him now.

     

    After a while (few months? a year?) some dwarves start telling stories about a ghost living in the abandoned parts of Erebor - of the sounds of ghostly footsteps and missing food, etc.

     

    Thinkng it's an estranged ork or some thief, king's nephews - freshly recovered and looking for an adventure - decide to check the rumors out. And they find the burglar, oh they do.

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    10/?
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    Dis has always known that, whatever her brother might say, her home is not a place.

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    Dwalin felt powerful. And Kili looked so fucking pretty.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    46
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    2
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    Written for Hobbit Kink meme: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/13429.html?thread=24369013#t24369013

    Bilbo confesses that he had an intimate relationship with one of his uncles from a young age but believes it to be a normal practice. Thorin does his best to protect him from the truth - that he was being abused - but Gandalf is certain it would be better for him to know.

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    10/?
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    Filled for a prompt on the Hobbit Kinkmeme:

    "Thorin is terrific with kids... to a fault. He seems to have a knack for appropriating other people's children. First it was Fili and Kili, then it happens with Bard's children, and then later on with Frodo."

    Otherwise known as: "Thorin observes the dibs rule for children"

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    2/2
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    She is brought before the Master under the charges of smuggling.

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    Thorin is an ordinary 21 year old who is forced to take an interview from one of the most powerful beings in middle earth.Little he knows as he will soon discover a secret world of pleasure and pain.And that thranduil Greenleaf is powerful in more ways than one!(50 shades of grey don't belong to me neither does hobbit)

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    7/?
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    – Слушай, на тебя всегда так действуют сцены смерти?..
    – Конечно нет, – отвечает Ричард, но он сам не уверен, что имеет в виду: «Конечно нет, я же профессионал» или «Конечно нет, ты думаешь, я всегда влюбляюсь в тех, с кем играю?»

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    4
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    1
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    Bilbo Baggins set out to open his own B&B in the marvelous place up North. He bought a gorgeous Georgian mansion with a beautiful view and a lot of potential.

    What he didn't expect to get in the deal were surprisingly pleasant neighbors.
    Really, they are lovely, kind, generous people.

    All sans the vampire living in his basement. Well, maybe. Because as of late he's quite a decent fellow.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Imagine telling one of the dwarves that you like tall men & then all of them fighting over who is the tallest.

    Current chapter summery;
    Balin puts his final plan into action…with awesome results.

    **Any thoughts on who should be the tallest and win the kiss from our fair lady?**

    Vote for your favourite dwarf (or bilbo)

    Series
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    English
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    4/4
    Comments:
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    384
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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