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    And he thinks ungodly thoughts, but only for a moment, before his brain reminds him that he has a wife and he’s at least ten years older than him.

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    In which it takes Richie and Eddie ten years to get their shit together

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    Richie Tozier has a lot to say about the words he uses to refer to his husband. Oh, sorry, his "important extra."

    You ever think about how fucking weird the phrase “significant other” is? I mean, it’s not wrong. Yes, they’re significant. Yes, they’re my other. But who came up with that shit? Like, who decided those were going to be the specific words? I think that in some parallel universe people are calling their partner “important extra.” Like my life is a movie, but I get to be the main character, and you can be, like, some guy who finds the body and screams bloody murder. Maybe I’m the murderer, maybe I’m the body, but I sure as hell am getting more screen time than you.

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    When Richie’s acquaintance had told him about Dollhouses, Richie had to admit he was a bit skeezed out.

    “Why don’t I just get myself a fancy sex robot?” Richie scoffed. “I’m sure Amazon will deliver one.”

    “It ain’t like that,” Patrick began. “These things are top of the fucking line. They walk and talk and shit. Some AI technology or something. Super sophisticated.”

    “Fucking a robot; very sophisticated.”

    “They’re very discrete,” Patrick went on. “That’s what you want, right? If you’re not ready to come out to the public, just get your rocks off in private and keep your mouth shut.”

    So Richie figured -- what the hell, right?

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    “She’s great. How long have you two been together?”

    “What?”

    “How long have you two been dating?” Richie clarified, like this new question made any fucking sense at all.

    “Bev is not my girlfriend,” a blush rose high on Eddie’s cheeks.

    “Oh, well, how long have you been married?”

    “I am literally a gay man, asshole,” Eddie said, the embarrassment tasting like vitriol. Richie’s face morphed into surprise. “Haven’t you noticed me flirting with you for the last ten minutes?”

    (In which Richie and Eddie fall in love, move in together, and get married. Not necessarily in that order)

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    Eddie doesn't know how things got to be this way. He should be past all the childhood trauma, right? He hardly even remembered all the bad things, that is, until he makes a mistake and sends Richie Tozier a message on Facebook.

    Revised May 2020

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    Prequel chapters for my other oneshot!

    Non-chronological snippets of Eddie Kaspbrak being kind of a bitch and Richie doing his best to pretend being a secret Friend With Benefits is totally cool and fun.

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    Richie and Eddie get cast in a new horror movie together and sparks fly. To the point where Richie begs for an on-screen kissing scene just so he can kiss Eddie.

    Let’s follow stan twitter’s journey shipping both their fictional counterparts and R+E themselves.

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    "Oh my god," said Eddie. "Fine. Thank you, Richie, for setting my arm that one time when we almost got murdered by a demon clown anyway. I admit that you somehow managed to do it more or less correctly, probably by accident. Thank you also for not stitching up the stab-hole in my cheek, because I would rather have it heal as a fucking hole than let you near my face with a sharp needle. I'll go to the ER when we're done with this bullshit."

    Richie chuckled. "I'll take you."

    "Fucking right, you will," said Eddie.

    ***

    Missing scenes from IT Chapter Two, covering some of what Richie got up to when he wasn't onscreen and adding some of that character development they must have cut for time, and a second chapter containing the highly questionable stand-up comedy show Richie found himself performing three weeks after leaving Derry.

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    does what it says on the label. Just an evening at the Tozier-Kaspbrak residence.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak and Richie Tozier, two polar opposite strangers, take a roadtrip from Maine to New York together in the Autumn of 2005. They part ways, expecting never to see one another again.

    Is it mere coincidence or something stronger that keeps pulling them back together over the years?

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    Maggie Tozier loves her son more than he will ever know and she knows him better than he could ever imagine. She can only hope to guide him through the trials of life, toward a future she can look at and know that she did a good job as a mother.


    A look into the life of Richard Tozier, from infancy to adulthood as witnessed by Margaret Tozier.

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    Eddie gets dragged to a shitty bar for a comedian he hates, only to find out said comedian is really fucking hot and devastatingly charming. It all gets pretty horny from there.

    P.S: They're both in their early thirties, so this is set in like 2008.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak never meant to throw his soda at that jaywalker, it just kind of happened. Better his drink hit him than his car, right? And at least he'll never have to see him again.

    That is, until his new client walks into their meeting--drenched from head to toe in what could only be 32 ounces worth of Diet Coke.

    “So do you always throw beverages at your clients, or do I happen to be one of the lucky ones?”

    And thus began his relationship with the one and only Richie Tozier.

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    After Richie suffers an overdose that puts his tour at a screeching halt, his friends decide to help him rehabilitate in a cabin in the middle of the woods. What they don't know, however, is that there is a dark and ancient evil also lurking. What happens when this evil get ahold of Richie, and how will his friends save him this time?

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    "Stop there and let me correct it, I wanna live a life from a new perspective."

    Richie wants to start using his own material. Eddie wants to support him. This is going to be a fun little story about how they get the ball rolling on that dream together.

    IT 2 fix-it fic where Eddie lives. There's fluff and two idiots recovering from trauma together. Richie and Eddie-centric but the other losers will make their appearances.

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    4/?
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    По вечерам Ричи прокладывает себе путь к карьере стендап-комика, а днём работает секретарём в офисе Эдди. Эдди — закоренелый корпоративный мудак. Они оба — ходячая катастрофа. Или: пять раз, когда Ричи наблюдал за Эдди, и один раз, когда Эдди наблюдал за ним в ответ.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak was turning 30, not a big deal, right? Well, when his two good friends take him to see a comedian for his birthday, it's a little shocking. And the events after are even weirder...

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    to: steve.m@gmail.com
    from: richietozier@gmail.com
    subject: moved into a haunted house lol

    Steve, you will never believe what I accidentally just did. Is there a way to turn this into something marketable? I s2g I’ll set up cameras or whatever the team thinks is funny for this. Should I rebrand? I’m dying. Not even joking. I could die.

    29 Neibolt Street. Apparently the most haunted house in the world? I don't know, I didn't research it.

    -rich

    --

    When Richie moves into the house on Neibolt Street, he thinks he can pitch it as a Netflix comedy special. What he doesn't expect is a ghost named Eddie, a toxic darkness locked in his basement, and an onslaught of memories that may or may not be his own. Maybe he should've done some research before signing that year-long lease.

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    A restless unable-to-perform-live Richie Tozier tries out a new bit on Eddie with the help of several Sesame Street songs and a very on-point observation about Eddie's eyebrows.

    Canon compliant death: Mr. Hooper

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    8
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    37
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    4
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    263

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