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    A result of playing One Word Per Person with my friend. Edgy insisted I post this

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    In between parts that I will not be including in the main story "Vegeta's Pre-training Technique".

    I'll also add all the parts that have incest [and kinda sorta "het"] in them so as to not include them in the main fic. This way everyone is happy. It's a win win.

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    14/?
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    In 1986, Greg Lestade is trying to bury his unhappy childhood in his punk persona, and a tough attitude. When his home life implodes, Greg has to face a scary new future and try to find his way towards independence. With little in the way of options, he accepts a nefarious offer from his former crush, Nick Wilkes. Only time will tell if he comes to regret his new challenge...befriending Mycroft Holmes.

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    Lan WangJi and Wei WuXian have a beautiful dream...

    It is to ascend to immortality together, to retire from the cultivation world hand-in-hand, to build a house somewhere peaceful and… to make their own gigantic family. And if they get bored, they’ll return to the cultivation world with their children following behind like little ducklings.

    Such an ambitious dream... Xie Lian wants to protect it and watch how such a dream became reality.

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    9/?
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    67
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    A series of Supernatural smut I'll be working on throughout the year. Each chapter is
    its own story with its own tags and pairings. Part of the Supernatural Bingo event on tumblr. I'm open to kink and ship suggestions!

    More tags and relationships to come!

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    3
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    55
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    173
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    19
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    Harry Potter was always a popular subject in the wizarding world. He was one of the most if not the most famous wizard in history due to the fact that he had defeated the dark lord Voldemort *shudder* as a baby.

    And due to his famous status many men, women, boys, and girls wanted to be with the famous child. Not only because he was so famous but also due to the fact that any children he sired would likely have immense magical power.

    And although many attempts at finding the boy none had worked.

    And so all the little wizards and witches (along with their parents) would have to wait until the boy attended Hogwarts to rap- I mean court him.

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    4/?
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    Tomoko wants to collab with Plutia, thinking it will make her and Watamote go viral....but Plutia has other plans in mind for the unpopular teen. (Takes place in the Anime Assassin world)

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    6/?
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    Thor takes care of him.

    He can take care of Thor now.

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    When Harry is found by the Weasley twins standing alone under the mistletoe, they decide to change that. Though they take it much farther than the simple peck most people believe is required under this parasitic plant.

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    Long story short, we are FUCKED and I am not talking about the fifty shades of grey kind

    everything that you think you know about the world, Heaven vs Hell, Angels vs Demons... none of that shit is relevant at the moment, I mean it is but it is not. there are 13 artifacts that control the fate of the world but only two of them are relevant at this time so I will spare you all the juicy details for now.

    ever since the beginning war between the darkness and the angelus has plagued the fate of the world, chaos and order have always collided. that was until one of my ancestors made a device to imprison the angelus within the depths of hell...this is where our curse began but that is the least of my worries...sort of

    not only do I have some cult called the brotherhood wrecking havoc in Hell's Kitchen hunting down a former hitman turned mob boss with some demonic power and a fallen priest who hates the mob boss, a group of hunters who play russian roulette with their souls, a missing mother with bad taste in men and a 13 year old smartass who seen way too many horror movies but now the Vatican sends the Magdalena who is gunning to save my soul from the scourge of Hell.

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    They are the two greatest Assets of HYDRA. Unfortunately, one Super Soldier comes out of his conditioning more often than the other.

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    Life is hard when you're never comfortable in your own skin.
    It's even harder when you're constantly bullied, with parents who are gone too often to be a shoulder to cry on.
    Along with everything else piling up on Prompto's shoulders with no end in sight, discovering his origins on top of it all was more than enough to make him want to end it all.
    That is, until he befriended and fell in love with Noctis.
    But life doesn't get any easier.
    Set to follow Noctis no matter where life takes them, he finds himself venturing through some of the toughest times any of them have ever known, and with yet more to come. Prompto must face his deepest fears and his darkest secrets.
    But that's okay. Better times are sure to come...
    ...Right?
    He hopes.

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    9/?
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    The not so healthy relationship between three proxies, Ticci Toby, Hoodie, and Masky is quickly dissolving in their very own horrified eyes. In the desperate hopes to rebuild their love for each other they dare to try new things that can either end good enough that they can grow old together, still much in love like a bunch of love birds or instead really badly for all three men similarly to scorned lovers that leave them traumatized for life.

    Currently looking for a Beta for the story to help better the experience for every reader and as well make sure to give kudos and leave a comment

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    You're hired by a Senator to service one of his employees, but little do you know just how much you're about to enjoy this transaction...
    And read the tags, EVERYTHING in this bitch is tagged to avoid anyone getting jumped with a no-no kink

     
    >First 2 chapters are pure porn with some plot, everything else (angst, romance) takes off in the third
    >Maul is dominant in chapter 1, but a switch after that
    >Cyborg Solo era Maul starts in chapter 5

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    34
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    20
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    Peter B. Parker has been through a lot in his life. Wade Wilson has, too. Peter is a science teacher, Wade does freelance work for the feds, and they share a modest apartment. Together they've found as much stability as is possible for people living separate civilian and vigilante lives.

    But something happens. Wade is unsettled, and Peter tries to be supportive but things unravel quickly despite their best efforts. How can they come back around and fix what's been broken?

    --

    The events of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse will occur in the middle of this fic somewhere, though those events will not be rehashed in detail.

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    3/?
    Comments:
    23
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    110
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    20
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    A Collection of Stories of Steve being horny and fucking (or getting fucked by) anything in sight.

    --Rape/Non-Con in later chapters--

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    4,465
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    53
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    78
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    1
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    3784
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    Crackfic fandom meta, set in my Xenogears/Stardew Valley crossover. So many bad ideas for lube in the world of fanfiction, and it's up to the committed medical professionals of Ferngill Republic to try to set the record straight. Unfortunately for his sanity, one Citan Uzuki has been asked to write the literal book on bad lube ideas.

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    2,681
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
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    62
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    Later, he’s washing up before dinner in the little tub behind the cook wagon, at the frustrated behest of Mrs Grimshaw – “Arthur, how are we even to know it’s you under all that filth?” – when he catches Charles watching him. Not leering, just watching in the quiet, placid way Charles seems to watch things, the same way Arthur does when he draws; just observing, committing things to memory.
    When their eyes meet, Charles’s lips turn up at the corners, the slightest intimation of a smile, and he winks, the cocky bastard. Months ago when they’d met and Arthur had seen something spark in those kind eyes, he’d never imagined Charles would be so cruel as to tease him this way. Could never have imagined anything so relentlessly good as that.

    ---

    Kîyanaw – Us, inclusive; you and me.

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    1/1
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    107
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    1115
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    PURE META CRACK FICTION
    --OR--
    Something is writing fanfiction about Supernatural, and making the Winchesters and their angels live it out.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    4
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    When zombies go from fiction to fact, four high school students find themselves fighting for survival. Levi, Eren, Armin and Mikasa manage to escape the hell on the streets and hole up in an apartment together, but zombies aren't the only thing threatening the group. Clashing personalities and deep seated family secrets threaten to tear the four apart before the zombies can get to them. How will they survive when threatened from outside and within?

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    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2391

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