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    Gideon Nav is a mid-level enforcer for the Nonagesimus Crime Family, and all she wants is out. Luckily, she has a ticket: if she can ferry the don's daughter, Harrowhark, across the country to a meeting of The Nine Families.

    There's only three problems: they can't fly, they can't use any of the Family's resources, and Harrowhark is the last person Gideon wants to spend two weeks trapped in a car with. But now it's up to her, alone, to keep Harrow safe and keep herself from losing it on the long, lonesome road ahead.

    Tamsyn Muir said Gideon the Ninth was a story about two girls forced to share the same bloodstained 'Best Friends' shirt. This story is the same, but replace the shirt with a pick-up truck and all the necromancy with deep cuts about living in New York City.

    A modern setting, Organized Crime AU for everyone's favorite disaster lesbians from the Locked Tomb Trilogy.

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    Chapters:
    34/35
    Comments:
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    51
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    It’s her second year at Canaan University, and Gideon is finally coming into her own. She has a full athletic scholarship, best friends Pal and Cam, and a found family with the Pents and Terrible Teens. She shares a locker room with her hot teammate Corona, who even knows her name.

    Gideon is happy.

    And then she meets her new roommate, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, who is the absolute worst. (The feeling is decidedly mutual.)

    It certainly doesn’t seem so to either at first, but this is going to turn out to be a good thing for both of them.

    Eventually.

    Language:
    English
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    85,170
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    355
    Kudos:
    424
    Bookmarks:
    55
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus really does not want to go on this stupid work retreat. Gideon Nav really does not want her childhood enemy to suddenly show up at her job just as she's finally getting her life together.

    Neither of them will get what they want. But they might get what they need...eventually.

    Language:
    English
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    17,389
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    49
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    94
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Gideon and Harrow go to Canaan House with a slightly healthier relationship, and almost nobody gets murdered. They still manage to find a lot of angst.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    21/22
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
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    The resurrection of the dead of Canaan House, as carried out by newly minted and unwilling Lyctor Harrowhark Nonagesimus.

    (The Second learn there are some things you can't - and shouldn't - shut out and soldier your way through. The Fourth gain a handful of new role models, for better or for worse. The Fifth learn that perspective is a sword with two edges, and the clarity of understanding can bring with it a great deal of pain, but also a map through which to chart the way forward. The Sixth find the strength to hold everything together except for themselves. The Eighth tumble into the free-fall that comes after a crisis of faith slashes every string holding the world together and hit the ground hard. And the Ninth?

    Well. The Ninth House never did care much for the rules of what is, isn't, or should be 'possible.')

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    Chapters:
    4/9
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1138
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    In the myriadic year of Our Lord – the King Undying, the Kindly Prince, he who put a collar around the throat of Death – the Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, after having exhausted every other possible option and exit strategy, made up her mind with no small amount of reluctance to attend a ball at Ida on the House of the Third, with a girl who was not at all her cavalier in company.

    or, if there was a murder mystery on the third house would that be fucked up or what

    Language:
    English
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    69,448
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
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    Gideon Nav, werewolf and hottie, is kidnapped by the Blood of Eden vampire coven. Turns out they want a favor. Too bad the smell of her blood makes them all sick.

    Well, not all of them.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2818
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    A slow-roasted coffee shop AU

    Featuring: Harrow learning healthy working habits and how to gender/sexuality, Gideon learning to depend on others, Ianthe learning (almost) nothing, and a whole bunch of gay feelings.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    29/29
    Comments:
    147
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
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    There is an arm that isn’t supposed to be attached. There is a soul that is supposed to be attached but isn’t. The House appears to be in its usual degree of decay. Ianthe looks over at the other bed, and there she is: Corona, sleeping soundly. If Ianthe focuses really hard, she can hear Babs’ snoring in the room over too.

    An arm that shouldn’t be there. A soul that should.

    A house not demolished. A twin safe and sound.

    For lack of being able to think anything else, Ianthe whispers aloud, “What the fuck is going on?”

    -

    Or, alternatively: Ianthe figures out the true secrets of Lyctorhood while stuck in a time loop at Canaan House.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    9/10
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
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    Her jailers— for this was captivity, not the protective "guardianship" the Eighth pretended they had assumed when they had swooped down upon a traitor's intelligence and seized control of Drearburh— were fools to think they could break a Black Anchorite, a penitent of the Tomb. (Don't worry Magnus-- this one has a happy ending.)

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    Never has Silas doubted the divine right of England's king, never until King John indulged his court with terrible, terrible visions of victory over the French pretenders

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    1/1
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    Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus have hated each other since they were young children. Much to their disappointment, they've ended up at the same college. Even worse, they are in the same major and are in the same group for a project worth 60% of their grade. Will they be able to put their hatred aside for the sake of their grades? Or will something even more unexpected happen when they are forced to work together?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    355
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Cavalier Primary of the Ninth House, has been called to the capitol to participate in a farce: the selection process of the new Cavalier Primary of the First House's Necromantic Heir, Gideon Gaius.

    But Harrow has much more important work to do, back home in the snowy castle Drearburh; without its Cavalier Primary, her house, and perhaps the whole world, is doomed. Harrow wants this over with as soon as possible and for her to be back at her post, but Lady Gaius has other ideas...

    Language:
    English
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    21,345
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    This is Jeannemary Chatur’s first job - and the work demands are above even the poorest beggar’s paygrade.

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    NecroBurger might be the most popular fast food joint in the entire Dominius, but only a few thousand employees truly understand how the sausage gets made. There are intricate steps, a modern song and dance that keeps places like this in business. Love letters in the form of wax paper and sharp-tipped spatulas that turn food into the sort of 30 second debacle that keeps drive-thrus operating in under a minute.

    There are a thousand tiny cogs that push out the greasy, unhealthy (and possibly made out of dead people?) food that the public demand. And these cogs hate each other with their entire hearts.

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    English
    Words:
    33
    Chapters:
    1/10
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    13
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    everyone is alive. everyone is on twitter. that's it, that's the plot.

    Language:
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    5,451
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1466
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    “There’s an absolutely filthy sphere—and it’s covered in monkeys, and the monkeys all have dirt for brains and loathe each other. It gets worse, but that’s the poisonous seed of it.”

    Detective Harrowhark Nonagesimus wakes up after the bender to end all benders to a killer hangover, a chorus of voices in her head offering advice of dubious quality, and the realization that she can't remember her own name, face, or even the self-evident fact that she's the sepulchral shadowcop of the apocalypse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,311
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    659
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    Abigail and Magnus let Harrowhark Nonagesimus Goes To The Ball play out. The baby lyctor performs theorems in the River to interesting results. Hijinks ensue, some because of Harrowhark's imagination, some because of the Fifth House's machinations, and some because people stay true to themselves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,389
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    247
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    Fandom wank breaks out in the #canaan-house discord chat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    102
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    Harrow needs a rare book. Fortunately, Ianthe owns it. Unfortunately, what Ianthe wants in return forces Harrow to make a series of ridiculous trades.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    519
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    An unspeakable act is committed, and it's one disaster after another as Silas is left reeling. Colum struggles to offer comfort.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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