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    Pacifiers and papers, things Jin never knew would occupy his mind at once. A college student in his last year of pediatric nursing, Kim Seokjin is handed a responsibility the single 24-year-old was not expecting. From littles to feuding families, he is taken into the world of raising the doe-eyed Jungkook. Can Jin survive with help from the conflicted Yoongi, awkward teacher's pet Namjoon, and an Officer with a heart of gold?

    **Updated Weekly**
    Started : 2/20/19
    Finished :

    Language:
    English
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    30,222
    Chapters:
    13/25
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2854
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    Non-idol AU. Namjoon rooms with his best friends Yoongi and Hoseok who make the most adorable couple. Feeling lonely, Joon realises it's high time he sort his life out so he can maybe find a boyfriend himself...but, who's going to date a shy nerd who can't drive or cook and is unhealthily obsessed with Rimbaud? Cue a clueless Namjoon who has no idea that everyone is hopelessly in love with him. Eventual OT7.

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    21,453
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    802
    Bookmarks:
    170
    Hits:
    9505
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    “I mean,” The Namjoon-looking apparition’s eyes darted. “I was created from your thoughts so it only makes sense that I can understand them.”
    “Oh my God…you’re even smarter than me like Namjoon.” Taehyung put his fingers through his hair and tugged and Namjoon 2.0 snorted. “That’s not true, Tae, you’re a genius in your own right.”
    Taehyung turned back to the creature, hands shaking in the air. “You’re even reassuring like him, what the fuck is going on!?”

    or

    Taehyung has some anxiety and Namjoon seems to be the only one that can calm him down...whether he's real or not.

    Language:
    English
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    5,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    197
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    Confessing your feelings will set truth free. Not just your own truth, however, but others' truth as well..
    Series of Yoonseok one-shots, chapter content marked in each title :)

    Language:
    English
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    7,913
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    897
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    Ironic how two people in love say that the universe existed in bringing them together, when it's only trying to break us apart, saying we're not meant to be.

    Fuck, so the universe is a homophobe like everyone else? HEY UNIVERSE! GO SCREW YOURSELF! LEAVE ME AND MY BABY TAETAE ALONE!!

    .....Shit what have I done?

    I'M SORRY UNIVERSE! I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING I SAID! I'M REALLY SORRY!! JFC, JUST PLEASE DON'T SEND A BLACK HOLE AFTER ME! PLEASE!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,681
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    141
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    He can't just kiss Yoongi. No it's not that he can't. It's that he won't. Because he knows that he wouldn't be able to stop.

     
    (aka Namjoon suddenly realises he might have feelings for Yoongi or whatever.)

    Chapter 2 posted + updated tags

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3051
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    Yoongi- today is important for me. Jungkook, Namjoon and Taehyung are coming over for dinner. Did I mention NAMJOON coming for dinner? Please, please, please clean up your shit before 7. I’d threaten to tell your mom on you if you don’t, but I’ve already done that before and she said she doesn’t own you anymore. So if you don’t do it, I promise I’ll do something drastic. Love, me.

    -OR-

    Yoongi's really busy this semester, so he basically gives up cleaning and stuff. Jin's busy, too, and yet he manages to put his bowl in the dishwasher. Yoongi forgets to clean the ONE time Jin asks him to, and thus, Jin takes drastic measures to ensure his best friend and roommate doesn't fuck up again. Drastic measures lead to Jung Hoseok being pulled into their lives via a million won reward for cleaning, Jin's excellent dinners, and his constant back and forth with Min Yoongi, whose stomach does this really weird thing whenever Hoseok does something. Anything, really. Yoongi's always honest, and he can HONESTLY say he has no idea what the fuck he signed on for when he agreed to pay Hoseok to clean his shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,750
    Chapters:
    12/19
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1184
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    Prompt from @NamjinWeek18 on Twitter. Kiss at midnight! ( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!♡

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    465
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    Jin’s mood takes a dramatic upswing as his relationship with Namjoon blossoms, while Jimin and Jungkook’s relationship continues to be stormy. Yoongi proves his friendship when he asks the hard questions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1264
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    It's time to unleash the power of his secret cure for the common cold. Well, actually there are two of them. It's silly, and he wouldn't admit it to anyone under threat of death, but Namjoon kinda believes that nothing, NOTHING helps you get rid of a cold quite like a bowl of extra spicy, piping hot ramyeon, and a good orgasm.
    And well, the thing is... He's already had the ramyeon.

    OR

    Namjoon is stuck in bed with a cold, and Glossy Boy – his favorite porn blog, has just uploaded new content. The problem is, a selca seems to have sneaked in among all the dick and ass pics, and damn it if it isn't Namjoon’s best friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,477
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    1020
    Bookmarks:
    193
    Hits:
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    Taehyung is forced to be on duty.
    He hates it wholeheartedly.
    But what will happen when his day turns a little awry?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    304
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    Yoongi has finally reached his all time low. Nowhere to turn, he looks for help in the skies above. Though, if the man upstairs won’t help him, maybe someone down below will?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,969
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    900
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    If you work as a club photographer your job requires you to shoot the partygoers who want you to take pictures of them, not stalk your crush Kim Taehyung and press the shutter button everytime he does not look. Jungkook may or may not have mixed up some of his tasks along the way. But it's important to capture a moment that's gone forever and as a professional he did just that. Catch beautiful moments (and people) on paper. And Taehyung definetly was someone you wanted to catch.
    Maybe Jungkook would continue his stalking spree forever if the object of his obsession would not come his way right now because it seems like he was caught. Oh crap.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,984
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    500
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    taesthetic: idk but i snorted smarties as a kid

     

    seokjin - soccermom
    namjoon - fliporflopdaddy
    yoongi - sugadaddy
    hoseok - hoe sock
    taehyung - taesthetic
    jungkook - goldenslut
    jimin - spicyjimbles

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,858
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2082
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    ❝I have a boyfriend... but my daddy doesn't like him.❞

     

     

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    ❯ • Looking for a young male roommate, must be older than eighteen but younger than twenty-one. Should be clean and willing to have casual sex when I feel like it. Also, no pets allowed. • ❮

     

     

     

    Short story... Yoonmin au... Jimin tops (for awhile) always Jimin's P.O.V...

     

    • mature themes
    • explicit content (sex)
    • adult language
    • feels

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,199
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4611
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    Based on this prompt I got somewhere, I don’t remember but I’m pretty sure it’s from otpprompts on tumblr
    Imagine Person A saying to Person B, “If real life was a fandom, people would ship us.” Bonus: Person A, never one to quit while they’re ahead, continues to say “There would be porn of us.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    7,619
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    656
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    14372
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    Yoongi knows that his members love him. He also knows they're scared to make him upset by breaching his personal space. Will Yoongi find the courage to simply ask for a goodnight kiss?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,718
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1983
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    It first starts with Namjoon getting a Ryan phone case and proudly showing it off with a dimpled grin, his Ryan and Brown plushies collection moving from out of his closet to his bed where they showed off their soft texture and cute faces with pride.

    Everyone falls deeper for the soft spoken and cute Kim Namjoon when he finally accepts his love for cute pastel things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,147
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    581
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5604
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    Yoongi mistakes Namjoon for a new hooker and gets territorial about his street corner. It’s been working for him, okay?

    Or, the one where Yoongi meets - quite possibly - the love of his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    1160
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    7502
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    “Come on, hyung! Why do you hate him so much? You guys went to the same high school!”

    That is exactly why he has a problem with Namjoon, but Seokjin dared not to say it.

    But then things got complicated when seven of them decided to play a game in a cabin on summer break, and Yoongi may or may not have accidentally handcuffed the two together.
    And the real problem is,

    “Shit, I don't have the key...”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,411
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1746

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