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    Or: A Knight-Errant, a Naive Squire, A Brusque Tinkeress, and a Snarky Wizard walk into a bar, start a bar fight, proceed to get kicked out, and then accidentally topple the burgeoning empire of a corrupt politician or two before going on a vacation with some monster-slaying.

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    (Technically 23/365)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    413
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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

    Language:
    Français
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    4,148
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    A fic made for fun about the inhabitants of Midnight City.

    Language:
    English
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    344
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    13
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    Problem Sleuth and Ace Dick talk about exes, quadrants, and other stupid stuff.

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    445
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    6
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    "We're posing as a couple to get in," you start. You swear his eyes widen ever so slightly. "Then we're gonna shmooze our way close to the jewels and let Box and Deuce in while we keep an eye for things going wrong. Then they'll wait for us in the getaway van. That's it, easy peasy."

    Well, it would be easy if you weren't actually in love with Droog.

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    English
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    4,226
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT. For as far back as you remember, your father has just been a man trying to make a good honest living for his son. The only abnormal thing about him was his nocturnal sleep schedule, which you chocked up to working the nightshift. One early morning, however, he comes home with blood on his tie and a bullet in his belt.

    Suddenly, the sharp suits, fancy hats and weird sleep schedule have a different meaning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,452
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    94
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    Language:
    English
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    11
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    1
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    31
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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,718
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1059
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    "AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    653
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    33
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    A collection of some short Homestuck fics I've written for friends :)
    Fics are separate and do not correlate to each other unless stated.
    Several fics follow an AU I have with said friends.

    ~Not all Chapters are romantic, I've just stated the characters in the Chapter Title for convenience~
    ~Willing to take Request~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,320
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    140
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    Clubs Deuce needs a pep talk from his moirail.

    This is part of the Starlit Affections zine, a fanfic-based homestuck fanzine celebrating moirallegiance! You can download and read it here: https://lettersofsky.itch.io/starlit-affections

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    39
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,408
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1655
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    Whilst Pickle Inspector was trailing Diamonds Droog, what was happening between Slick and Sleuth?

    A sister fic to 'Mr Suit and Tie.'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,282
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    Spades Slick has disappeared! Can Hearts Boxcars and Pickle Inspector find him before time runs out? Can they come together to save Slick and the lives of Team Sleuth? Can something more grow between them, or must they set aside love to go on with life in Midnight City?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,176
    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    666
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,151
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1059
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    Quarters wakes up beaten, bloodied, and bruised in a holding cell. He can barely remember what happened to him, or why the Felt hasn't shown up to break him out of another mistake. But his captors expect a better answer then "I don't know" from him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,924
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    98
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    Sometimes he even hangs out with you although come to think of it maybe that's just because you show up on his couch when you're bored or in the area sometimes and when you do that late at night he does have a very sharp looking sword, but he always puts it back away when he sees that it's you and doesn't even sound angry or anything when he asks how you got in here and you just point at the door, so that's definitely okay.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,655
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    60
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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,429
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    206
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    You can pick out a suit and shit for me to wear, Strider says, and I’ll wear it. You’re not sure this is part of any deal. You tell him he’d basically already agreed. Yeah, he says, but I’m only gonna do it if you pick one out for this asshole. He points at the boss, like there's a fourth asshole in the room it could be.

    Oh, you say. You should be more eloquent.

    No hats, he says. He’s not part of the Crew, he says. Wouldn’t be right to wear the hat.

    Yeah, you agree, and you don’t say that you think he would be if he wanted to wear the hat, because you know it ain’t about the hat at all. Instead, you say you’ll introduce ‘em both to your tailor. You tell the boss he’s gotta behave. Slick says fuck you he always behaves, and you think you and Strider nearly roll your eyes at the exact same moment, because he says fuck both of you, he does behave, but the tailor better not put any needles in anywhere else there’ll be a knife in somewhere in return.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    82
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    A rogue element recently introduced to Midnight City causes Diamond Droog's close associates to lose their cool - get reckless. It's not a useful response to a new threat.

    So Droog gets around to doing something he's had in mind for a while now: some good, new-fashioned pale wooing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,672
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    119

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